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Practice English Speaking&Listening with: Let's Play - Mari0 - With Geoff, Gavin, Michael, and Ryan | Rooster Teeth

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Geoff: Okay, so... uh...

Geoff: Here we are playing four-player "Mari0".

Gavin: O!

Micheal: O! Geoff: O! Gavin: Ooo!

Micheal: Look! Little Goomba sticking his head out!

Geoff: Yeah. Geoff, Gavin... Uhhhhhh

Geoff: Ryan and Micheal. Micheal: Micheal?

Micheal: There you go.

Geoff: And... Uhhh...

Ryan: I work here.

[Laughter]

Gavin: I'm off! I'm Luigi!

Ryan: Who's on their own?

Micheal: Who the fuck run by...!?

Geoff: I'm already gone, guys!

Gavin: Who's who? Who's who? Micheal: Well, to be fair...

Geoff: Uh-oh.

Gavin: Who put a portal there? Geoff: Oh God!

Geoff: Wait! Don't-

Gavin: Oh My G-

[Laughter] Geoff: No! Nuh-nuh! Ryan: Ahhh...

Micheal: Who- who the hell was out front just ran off?

Geoff: I think that might've been Ryan on the keyboard.

[Gavin and Ryan laughing] [Micheal singing]

Gavin: You Moon-walked yourself to death.

Micheal: Dude, this is now like a fun game of Mario. Wheee!

Gavin: Dudes... Geoff: I wanna-

Gavin: I don't even know where I am now.

Gavin: Just come flying out. Geoff: Maybe whoever the black...

Geoff: ...Fuckin' Mario- Is that you...?

Micheal: I'm shooting portals right now, bro!

Gavin: You shot both portals so now none of them are back there.

Geoff: Maybe you can go backwards, too. Gavin: You shot both portals so now none of them are back there.

Geoff: Ah, I don't know.

Micheal: Shut up, Gavin! Ryan: Why don't you turn around?

Ryan: Why don't you go back?

Geoff: Go left!

Micheal: I could go back...

Ryan: You could go back.

Micheal: I could just keep going.

???: Keep going right.

Micheal: Keep going-

[Laughter] Micheal: [Laughing] I could just go to the right!

Micheal: I'll come back, hang on.

Geoff: Son of a bitch.

Gavin: [Laughter] I like how there's so much Moon-walking going on!

[Laughter] [Micheal singing the Star Power-Up theme]

[Micheal singing the Star Power-Up theme]

Geoff: I can't- We're all gonna be...

Micheal: OH!

Geoff: ...Fuckin' huddled in a corner, not knowing what's going on.

Gavin: I would also- I'd like to point out that- Ryan: Run- There's a run button.

Micheal: Oh fuck! Ryan: There you go.

Ryan: Oh yeah.

Gavin: Oh!

Micheal: What're you- Just standing here!?

Gavin: Who's that? Who's that? Ryan: It's me!

[Gavin laughing]

Geoff: Keep going further back!

Gavin: Go back! Micheal: You have to go further, Ryan!

Micheal: We have to go back!

Ryan: Alright, fine! [Grumbles]

Gavin: It's a team effort! I-I'd Also like to point out that the timer is...

Ryan: Oh shi-

Micheal: Yeah, we're gonna run out of time!

Geoff: We're gonna run out of time, guys! C'mon!

Geoff: Where the fuck am I?

Micheal: Where are you indeed!

Ryan: Oh! Shi-

Micheal: Goddammit!

Micheal: Alright! I'm lost! [Laughter]

Micheal: I'm lost, now!

[Ryan laughing]

Gavin: Oh! It's me!

Micheal: I just fucking-

Gavin: It's me!

Geoff: Wait-wait-wait!

Geoff: Wait-wait!

Ryan: Where about you guys going?

Geoff: We got almost everybody! We're missing-

Ryan: I can't go anywhere- Oh! Can we?

Gavin: Where's... uh...

Ryan: Uh!

Gavin: Oh! Micheal: Ohhhhhh!!

Geoff: Keep going!

[Micheal laughing]

Geoff: Oh! There I am! Ryan: There you are!

Micheal: There we go!

Gavin: What a git!

Micheal: Yesss!

Geoff: Alright, get the fuck outta here!

Micheal: Alright!

Ryan: Go-go-go-go!

Micheal: Fuck! I'm getting-

Micheal: Fuck!

Micheal: Get up, you asshole!

[Gavin laughing]

Gavin: I want this mushroom!

Micheal: Ohh, now we got two big boys?

Geoff: Uh-oh. What was that? Micheal: Well that was just inappropriate.

Micheal: Someone's fucking- Oh! C'mon!

Geoff: Whop!

Micheal: Who the fuck did that!?!

Gavin: [Laughing] Goddamn!

[Geoff Laughing] Micheal: Why!?

Micheal: Who's do- Geoff: Where did I go!?

[Ryan laughing] Micheal: Where is everyone!?!

[Geoff laughing] Micheal: I just came back for all of you!

[Gavin laughing]

Micheal: Fuck!

Gavin: Oh wait! Wait-wait! Wait-wait!

Ryan: Get in that one! Get in!

Micheal: Hang on! Hang on! Hang on!

Ryan: There we go.

Geoff: Shoot-

Micheal: I- I'm- Fuckin'-

[Geoff laughing]

Micheal: [Confused noises]

Gavin: Ohhh!!

[Micheal gasping angrily]

Gavin: Wait! Micheal: How did this help me!?

Micheal: How did this help me!?

Gavin: Everyone go down the one what I left!

Micheal: I- No one can see where they are, Gavin!

Ryan: Everybody who? Micheal: I- No one can see where they are, Gavin!

Ryan: Everybody who?

[Gavin laughing]

Geoff: Oh! There I am.

Micheal: Jesus.

[Gavin and Ryan laughing] Micheal: God.

Gavin: Wait! Everyone g-

Gavin: Ohhh, weak!

Gavin: Woah! There I am! Wooo!

Micheal: What the fuck!

Geoff: Alright, let's go.

Geoff: Let's beat this.

Gavin: Alright, we're gonna...

[Geoff laughing] Ryan: Next level! Next level!

Gavin: Alright. Ryan: We'll- we'll- we'll beat you-

Ryan: We'll- we'll- we'll beat you-

Micheal: None of us... Ryan: We'll beat you there.

Micheal: Okay... Ryan: Go-go-go-go!

Micheal: We've only had one death so far. Ryan: Yeah-yeah! Just go-go-go!

Geoff: Why am I going backw- Oh, there we go.

Geoff: No!!

Micheal: Bye Geoff! [Gavin and Geoff laughing]

[Gavin and Geoff laughing]

Micheal: Bye Geoff! [Geoff laughing]

Geoff: Where did I go?

Ryan: Just go! Just go! Just finish it.

Gavin: Hurgh!

Ryan: Break- Geoff: Just finish the fucking level!

Gavin: I'm gonna make it!

Ryan: Break it off! Gavin: I'm gonna make it!

Gavin: I'm gonna make it!

Micheal: You fucking idiot!

Geoff: Oh my God, dude. Mario much?

Micheal: Holy fuck!

Gavin: Wow, this is...

Micheal: Look at this. Here we go.

Micheal: Oh. You didn't even...!

[Micheal sighing] Gavin: 'Ang on! 'Ang on!

Ryan: Knock it off! Micheal: No! C'mon!!

Gavin: No, no, this- This is gonna work right? So...

Micheal: Gavin! You... fuck! Gavin: No, no, this- This is gonna work right? So...

Gavin: Woop!

Micheal: Good job! Gavin: Woop! 'Ang on!

Gavin: Nope!

Micheal: Ooohhh, my God! Gavin: Nope! Wait!

[Geoff laughing]

Gavin: Wait!

Gavin: Ulp!

Micheal: You fucking idiot!! [Everyone laughing]

Micheal: You idiot! [Everyone laughing]

[Gavin squeaking]

Micheal: You dumb shit! [Gavin laughing]

Ryan: That- That is the most work for zero return I've seen in a long time.

[Gavin laughing] Ryan: That- That is the most work for zero return I've seen in a long time.

Ryan: That- That is the most work for zero return I've seen in a long time.

Micheal: He got 100 points! Ryan: That- That is the most work for zero return I've seen in a long time.

Micheal: He got 100 points!

[Geoff gasping] Micheal: You should have had no points for that!

Micheal: You should have had no points for that!

Gavin: Oh, dear.

Micheal: You should've got no points!

Gavin: What was that?

Gavin: I've- I hope to have a-

Geoff: We'll have two. Micheal: We only got one death!

Micheal: We only got one death!

Micheal: We've only one death.

Gavin: Wow, so...

Gavin: Uh!

[Everyone laughing]

Micheal: It looks like a pedophile, like, walking with all the kids!

[Geoff laughing]

Micheal: "Come on into the sewers, kids!"

Gavin: No-one's getting in there!

Micheal: Oh my God!

[Geoff laughing]

Micheal: OH GOD!! OH MY GOD! [Ryan laughing]

[Micheal laughing]

Gavin: Oh! There's me!

Gavin: I'm back!

Gavin: AHHH!! NO!! Micheal: Did I get murdered too!?

Gavin: AHHH!

[Laughter] Micheal: That shell just killed everyone of us!!

Micheal: That shell just killed everyone of us!!

[Geoff laughing]

Micheal: It just killed all four of us! [Geoff laughing]

[Geoff laughing]

Micheal: Goddammit!

Gavin: Right, I have no idea what happened.

Geoff: Woahhh!

Ryan: Okay.

Geoff: Alright.

Gavin: Shi- I've done it again!

Gavin: I've done it again! I can't believe it!

Geoff: Let's use our portals sparingly.

Gavin: Uhh... Oh!

Gavin: I saw myself!

Gavin: There I am!

[Micheal laughing]

Geoff: Where'd I go?

Ryan: Awww... Geoff: Fuck!

Gavin: Ruuuun!!

Micheal: Oh! Fuck this! I just wanna get the fuck outta-

Micheal: WHY WOULD YOU LAY A PORTAL DOWN RIGHT THERE!?!

[Ryan and Geoff laughing] Micheal: WHY WOULD YOU LAY A PORTAL DOWN RIGHT THERE!?!

[Ryan and Geoff laughing]

Gavin: Ugh!

Gavin: Ohh!

Micheal: Ahhhhh!

[Ryan laughing] Micheal: Fuck-fuck-fuck!

Gavin: Where am I!? Micheal: Fuck me!

Geoff: Where'd I go?

Micheal: I-I-I-I-I don't know what's happening! Gavin: I'm- I'm- I'm in a sea of portals!

Gavin: Ooops!

Micheal: We lost someone. Who's...?

Ryan: I'm dead.

Geoff: I'm fuckin' dead!

[Gavin exhales]

Micheal: [To Gavin] You're dead! You're dead!

Gavin: [Laughing] I just jumped off!

Gavin: Am I out of lives?

Geoff: Oh no!

Micheal: Ah! Why!? [Geoff laughing]

Gavin: Where's your head?

Micheal: What do you- My head's right there!

Ryan: He's camouflaged. Geoff: You just can't see it because of the dark background.

Ryan: Yeah.

Micheal: Dude, it's a black background with a black hat on.

Micheal: Genius.

Geoff: Hoooo!

Micheal: WHAT THE FUCK-

[Geoff and Ryan laughing]

Micheal: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?! [Geoff and Ryan laughing]

Gavin: What was that!? [Geoff and Ryan laughing]

[Geoff and Ryan laughing]

Micheal: What the hell was that!?!

Geoff: Did you leave your portal in level 1? [Laughs]

Micheal: Dude! I don't know! [Ryan laughing]

Micheal: [Splutters incoherently]

Gavin: What did you do, put a portal down and then die in it?

Micheal: I didn't fucking do shit! Gavin: What did you do, put a portal down and then die in it?

Micheal: I just... I went through the pipe and died!

Geoff: Well don't go through that pipe again. [Gavin laughing]

Micheal: Goddammit!

Gavin: This is ridiculous!

Geoff: You got this!

Micheal: Don't fucking kill m-

Micheal: C'MON! [Geoff laughing]

Micheal: They're starting me in the pipe! [Geoff laughing]

Micheal: They're starting me in the pipe!

[Geoff laughing, Gavin sniggering]

Ryan: That's what you get for leaving your team behind.

Micheal: You guys were all dead! How's I-

[Ryan laughing] Geoff: Alright!

Micheal: Was I supposed to carry your corpses?

Geoff: We got this!

Micheal: Can we go to, ah, uh, options? I wanna change my hair.

[Gavin simpering] Micheal: Go to- Go to-

Ryan: Are you kidding me?

Gavin: Are you serious? Micheal: I'm serious.

Micheal: Go to Player 4.

Ryna: Alright, alright.

Micheal: You did-

Ryan: That just-

Ryan: I just fucked it. I don't know what I did.

Ryan: I just fucked it. I don't know what I did. Micheal: You didn't go...

Micheal: You didn't do what you were supposed to do.

Ryan: I... pff...

Gavin: Ryan, ladies and gentlemen!

Micheal: Go to Downloads. Ryan: Whoo-hoo!

Micheal: No-no-no! Gavin: It's Ryan!

Micheal: Go down. Ryan: These.. Macs...

Micheal: What are you doing? Ryan: That's not even the right thing.

Micheal: Find Mari0? [Gavin laughing]

Micheal: Mari0's not in the System Preferences, Ryan!

Gavin: How- Okay, let's stop the screen recording...

Ryan: Yup.

Micheal: Yeah, let's- Ryan: Why this is not entertaining, you don't think?

Ryan: Why this is not entertaining, you don't think?

[Gavin laughs]

Micheal: It's go to finder, man!

Geoff: Goddammit with your fucking hair!

Gavin: Jeez!

Ryan: Look! There's [Mumbles incoherently]

Gavin: You had to change your hair, didn't you?

Micheal: I didn't do anything!

Ryan: There we go! Okay, I got it!

Micheal: It's FINE!

Ryan: I got this!

Micheal: It's FINE!

Ryan: I got this!

Micheal: Okay.

Gavin: Let's all calm down.

Ryan: There! Alright!

Gavin: Oh, you have got to be kidding me!

Ryan: Oh. You...

Micheal: What!?

Gavin: He's got My Little Pony Mario. Geoff: Well, I'm glad we had that fifteen minute break in the game to do that.

Geoff: Well, I'm glad we had that fifteen minute break in the game to do that.

Micheal: That was not fifteen minutes!

Micheal: Woah! Woah! [Gavin singing the Super Mario Bros. theme]

Ryan: Who am I? Micheal: Fuckin'...

Micheal: ...Mario...

Micheal: ...Bow Dash.

Geoff: Whoo!

Geoff: No portals, assholes!

Micheal: Well, that kinda defeats the purpose!

Geoff: You defeat the purpose.

Micheal: And...

Ryan: Ah! Shit!

Micheal: Ryan!

Ryan: I can't click outside the window!

Micheal: Stop! [Gavin laughing]

Micheal: Also, tell Gavin "No portals" because I see green shit everywhere!

Gavin: Dude, my green shit's amazing!

Micheal: Where- Gavin: Dude, my green shit's amazing!

Micheal: Where the hell am I? Gavin: Dude, my green shit's amazing!

Micheal: I'm already gone!

Geoff: I went in a-

Micheal: I'm dead!

Micheal: What the hell!?

Ryan: Who did that? Gavin: Woah!

Micheal: What the hell just happened!?

Geoff: I went in a...

Ryan: Alright, I'll take the-

Micheal: Whooo!

Micheal: Whoa!

Micheal: Woah!

Micheal: Whoa!

Micheal: Guys!

Gavin: Wait-wait-wait! Wait for me!

Ryan: Nope. Gavin: Wait-wait-wait! Wait for me!

Micheal: Don't worry, I actually got more than 100, Gavin.

Gavin: Wh- Uh- Where have I gone?

Micheal: Who cares?

Geoff: Nobody cares.

Micheal: Oh God! This slo-mo!

Ryan: Ah!

Micheal: What the fuck!? Why are you not waiting-

Gavin: Oops!

Micheal: At least get the mushrooms, Gavin!

Gavin: I keep-

Gavin: I keep... d-doing that... all the time.

Micheal: You keep portal-ing yourself! Gavin: I keep... d-doing that... all the time.

Micheal: You keep portal-ing yourself!

Gavin: Yeah, well...

Gavin: ...'Ang on...

Micheal: Pf-f-f-f!

Gavin: ...Everyone, 'ang on!

Micheal: Look at him and the turtle fucking stuck in that thing!

Gavin: Just so you leave me buh-

Micheal: Oh my God! Gavin: Wait! Guys!

Micheal: I'm fucked! Ryan: Alright, alright, alright!

Micheal: There's three portals in a row! No-one can jump pass that!

[Gavin laughing]

Micheal: You made a fucking pit!

Gavin: I think I died 'cuz my...

[Micheal sighs]

Gavin: Did I dead?

Micheal: You didn't die! You have three lives, Gavin.

Ryan: Ah!

Gavin: Why's there... Where the crap-

Micheal: We're back in the abyss!

Ryan: Alright! Alright! Alright! Micheal: We're back in the abyss!

Ryan: I can't go back for you. Gavin: Is that my green one? On the-

Micheal: [Snorts] Geoff? Are you alright, there?

Geoff: No!

Micheal: You're just standing there, just like...

Micheal: ...Observing the situation.

Geoff: I don't know where I'm-

Gavin: Hurgh!

Geoff: Where'd I go?

Gavin: Oh! [Laughs]

Ryan: Oh! Hey! I'm alive! Gavin: Did you see that move?

Micheal: Dude! It's Gavin and his Goddamn Right-Bumber fury!

Ryan: Ahh! Shiiiiiiiit!

Gavin: Oh! My God! Ryan: Ahh! Shiiiiiiiit!

Gavin: Big shell!

Micheal: Well, there you are!

Gavin: Ahhh!!

Geoff: Urgh!

Ryan; No-hoh-hoh! Gavin: Ahh!!

Micheal: You were right there!

Gavin: I stopped it!

Micheal: Oh, there's me! Gavin: Oh! Oh my God!

Micheal: We made it! We're back in the game! We're back in, baby!

Gavin: That shell is- is- [Laughs]

Geoff: Uhhh...

Gavin: Where...?

[Micheal laughing] Geoff: Oh no!

[Ryan laughing]

Gavin: Oh, there I am!

Micheal: Dude, I spawned in a Goddamn portal!

Ryan: Ay! Wait! Come back!

Micheal: Hang on, hang on, hang on!

Micheal: Ah, Fuck!

[Gavin laughing]

Micheal: God! You assholes put them in the worst spots!

Ryan: Slow your roll, there, Pat Benatar!

[Geoff chuckles]

Geoff: Alright, here we go.

Ryan: Alright, where are we?

Micheal: Everyone jump over the pit hazard!

Geoff: AHH! FUCK! Ryan: Ah! You prick!

Micheal: I Wanna kill you.

Gavin: WOOAH!!

[Geoff and Ryan laugh]

Micheal: Holy shit.

Gavin: Where'd I go? Oh, I'm at the top! [Laughs]

[Geoff laughing]

Micheal: Would you slow down? Gavin: That was awesome.

[Gavin laughing]

Micheal: Fuck!

Gavin: Look at the pony down the bottom trying to keep up!

Ryan: Did you just call him 'a pony'?

Micheal: Yeah, he did.

Gavin: He's got My Little P-

Ryan: Pony? Gavin: Whoops!

Geoff: Ohhhhhhhhh! Micheal: Ahh! Fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck!

Geoff: Ohhhhhhhhh! Micheal Wait-wait-wait-wait-WAIT-WAIT-WAIT!

Geoff: You're good. Micheal: Jesus!

Geoff: You're good.

Gavin: Oh! It's the Warp Zone!

Micheal: No shit! I didn't mean Warp Zone.

Geoff: Ah, let's go Warp Zone, fuck it.

Gavin: Let's go Warp Zone 2!

Gavin: Op!

Ryan: Uh!

Gavin: So- Who did...?

Gavin: Who did that?

Micheal: Well, you told me "Fuck this level!" So I went through the pipe!

Gavin: I didn't say do anything, there!

Micheal: I wasn't listening to you, Gavin!

Micheal: I 'll let you know when I give a shit what you think.

[Gavin laughing]

Geoff: God...

Micheal: It'll be a long day from now.

Micheal: We beat the level! Gavin: "A long day"?

Gavin: "A long day from now"?

[Geoff laughing] Micheal: A long day from now.

Gavin: What does that mean?

Micheal: A long, long day from now!

Gavin: I don't know what that means!

Gavin: Get me out of these portals!

[Micheal laughing]

Gavin: I can't... [Ryan laughing]

Gavin: ...Get out! [Geoff laughing]

Micheal: World 1-3? This has got to be a record!

Geoff: We're not smart enough to play this.

Micheal: Look at these...!

Micheal: Oh, we got trees!

Geoff: Oh shit. Gavin: Guys!

Gavin: We've got to be careful with our portals, now.

Micheal: Guys! We have to fucking- Gavin: We've got to be careful with our portals, now.

Micheal: Guys! We have to fucking- Ryan: Yeah, no, really.

Micheal: Thanks, Gavin. Ryan: Yeah, no, really.

Ryan: Wup! Okay. Urgh.

Micheal: Oh my God! I am almost fuck-

Ryan: Wait for the whole class. Micheal: Oh my God! I am almost fuck-

Gavin: Wait! Woah!

Geoff: Nah!

Ryan: Nope. Too bad.

Micheal: Fuck Gavin. [Gavin making noises]

Gavin: Someone just killed me with a shell! Who did that?

Micheal: [Laughing] That was me!

Gavin: You knocked me off with a sh-

[Micheal and Geoff laughing]

Micheal: Geoff's... You guys are out of lives. It's just us, Ryan.

Ryan: Alright.

Geoff: Alright, you guys-

Ryan: Ah, Fuck!

[Laughter]

Ryan: The pressure was too much.

Geoff: Urhp! Micheal: Ohh, Fuck!

Ryan: Arghhh! Micheal: Oh God!!

Micheal: He bounced, like, an inch off that guy!

Geoff: No asshole portals.

Gavin: What does that mean?

Geoff: Just use good portals.

[Micheal snorts]

[Ryan laughing]

Gavin: Good but not arsehole?

Micheal: Constantly firing at your feet is asshole, Gavin.

Geoff: Yeah.

Gavin: Okay, here we go.

Gavin: I'm in- I'm in the lead.

Micheal: "I'm in the lead"? Gavin: No arsehole portals, right?

Ryan: Not-

Micheal: You fucking-

Ryan: What was that!?

Gavin: What? It was nothing.

Micheal: I'm gonna kill you.

Ryan: Ohh, shi-

Micheal: Dammit!

Gavin: He's getting clever!

Ryan: Ah! Ah!

Gavin: Oh my God!

Ryan: Whoa! Dammit. Gavin: Wait! Wait-wait!

Gavin: Arhp!

Micheal: AHH! FUCK!

Gavin: [Laughs] It landed on my 'ead!

Micheal: God!

Geoff: Dammit.

Micheal: You idiot!

Gavin: Well... Micheal: You idiot!

Gavin: ...C'mon!

Micheal: You-

Gavin: That was a good move.

Micheal: Idi-

Gavin: In theory... In theory that was a good por'al. Micheal: How was that good move? How was that a good move?

Micheal: How was that a good p-

Gavin: Well... Micheal: How was that a good "por'al"

Gavin: ...You've gotta look at it from my point of view.

Ryan: From my point of view your name's 30 seconds before fucking us.

Gavin: Mushrooms! Ryan: From my point of view your name's 30 seconds before fucking us.

Ryan: From my point of view your name's 30 seconds before fucking us.

Gavin: Mush- Ryan: From my point of view your name's 30 seconds before fucking us.

Micheal: Fuck. Ryan: From my point of view your name's 30 seconds before fucking us.

Ryan: I'm somewhere in The Aether.

Geoff: Ahhhh!

Gavin: Hold on, everyone! HOLD ON, everyone!

Gavin: Here we go.

Micheal: [Laughter] You alright, there, Geoff?

Ryan: We need to do, like, a buddy system.

Gavin: Oh! Crap!

Geoff: I'm stuck.

[Gavin laughs]

Geoff: I can't get out.

Micheal: I'll get you out.

Gavin: Look at this! Look! Watch! Whoop!

Ryan: Well, is it your portal or somebody else's portal?

Micheal: Hang on.

Gavin: Where'd I go?

Gavin: I've just done myself in.

Micheal: [Laughing] Now you're in- Now you're in Gavin's portal!

Micheal: Gavin! Fire a portal so he can get out. [Geoff whimpering]

Gavin: Okay.

Geoff: Uhhh...

Gavin: Wait! Wait, Micheal, wait!

Micheal: Thank God we can edit this!

Gavin: Wait! You monkey, wait! [Ryan laughing]

Micheal: Ughhh! Ahhh!

[Gavin laughing] Micheal: Ughhh! Ahhh!

Gavin: You messed it up! [Geoff laughing]

Micheal: He can stILL GET IT UAH! FUCK!

Ryan: Argh! Micheal: He can stILL GET IT UAH! FUCK!

Gavin: I wanna get a better one than that!

[Geoff coughing]

Gavin: Oh! [Laughs]

Micheal: That was amazing. That was so much better.

Gavin: Guys! Guys!!

Gavin: Ooo, shells!

Ryan: What? Where'd they go? Micheal: What did- What did you- What did you take this morning?

Micheal: What did- What did you- What did you take this morning?

Gavin: Uhhh...

Gavin: ...Eggs?

Gavin: Wait! Oop!

Ryan: Oh, shit!

[Gavin laughing]

Micheal: Hey, guys! Where the fuck are you? [Gavin laughing]

Gavin: Where...? Right.

Gavin: Does anybody know where I am?

Micheal: I see where Geoff is. I see where you are.

Gavin: Oh, there I am! Micheal: I see where Geoff is. I see where you are.

Gavin: Oh God! Micheal: I see where Geoff is. I see where you are.

Micheal: I don't see Ryan, you're lost again!

Ryan: Okay, I'm alive! There you go.

Micheal: There's Ryan.

Gavin: Guys! I got the way- I got back but then I went in again.

Gavin: Ohh! Ohhh!!

[Laughter]

Gavin: That doesn't count! [Geoff laughing]

[Geoff laughing]

Gavin: He spawned me there! What doofus did that?

Micheal: Are we doing the Warp Zone?

Gavin: Micheal, you look ridiculous.

Micheal: Are we doing the Warp Zone? Ryan: Oh!

Micheal: Or the regular? Ryan: Shit!

[Ryan laughing]

[Gavin laughing]

[Geoff laughing]

Ryan: Someone spawned and sucked him in!

Micheal: Ehh, that's funny. Ryan: Someone spawned and sucked him in!

[Gavin chuckling]

Micheal: Heyyy! I didn't fucking die that time! Great!

Gavin: What? You're all just at the back?

Micheal: Ahhhh!

Micheal: Fucking five grand in the- In the bag.

Geoff: Alright, 1-3. Ryan: Ohhh, Gavin's dead.

Micheal: Gavin's dead!

Gavin: I've been dead along time, guys.

Ryan: I noticed we made it a lot further without getting shot through a random-ass portal.

Micheal: I know, right? Once Gavin died the game got a lot easier.

Gavin: What? Micheal: I know, right? Once Gavin died the game got a lot easier.

Gavin: What are you trying to say, Ryan? Micheal: I know, right? Once Gavin died the game got a lot easier.

Gavin: What are you implying? Micheal: You have a problem.

Micheal: That's bullshit!

Gavin: Who's the...

Geoff: Joh!

Geoff: Dammit! [Gavin laughing]

[Gavin laughing]

Geoff: I'm dead, there's no point in continuing. Gavin: Who's the little, like, blue dude?

Gavin: Who's the little, like, blue dude?

Micheal: That's Ryan. Ryan: That's me.

Gavin: You're doing well.

Ryan: I got this keyboard thing down, man.

Gavin: Yeah, you do.

Micheal: Yeah, you're fucking leaving me behind!

Ryan: That's right.

Gavin: Dude...! Think with portals!

Micheal: Shut up! Stop saying that!

Gavin: I've never said that before!

[Geoff laughing]

Micheal: That's true. [Ryan laughing]

Micheal: World 1-4! Gavin: Geoff? Are you dead as well, Geoff?

Gavin: Geoff? Are you dead as well, Geoff?

Geoff: Oh, yeah, I'm- Ryan: Oh, hey!

Micheal: No, he's fucking invisible.

Micheal: Oh, you shoulda got that mushroom, Ryan.

Ryan: Oh, I sh-

Micheal: I'm standing on it.

Micheal: AH, FUCK I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT!!

[Geoff laughing]

Gavin: Really, Micheal? [Geoff laughing]

Gavin: You really shouldn't have done that?

Micheal: No!

Gavin: I'm surprised you did. Micheal: It's bad!

Micheal: It's b-

[Laughter]

Micheal: That's way worse. [Laughter]

Micheal: Shut up, Gavin.

Ryan: Urp! Oh!

Ryan: Okay, hang on.

Micheal: OH MY GOD!!

[Geoff laughing]

Gavin: Ahh!! Look at that! [Geoff laughing]

Micheal: FUCK!!

Gavin: Did you d-

Micheal: I'm scared!

Gavin: Did you do that portal of safety?

Micheal: Yeah.

Gavin: That was amazing!

Micheal: Oh God! Ryan: That was amazing.

[Gavin laughing]

Micheal: Uraahh!

Gavin: Watch out for the flames! Ryan: Look at that!

Gavin: The filet mignons!

Micheal: Dude, Bowser's pissed!

Gavin: Right... Micheal: Dude, Bowser's pissed!

Gavin: ...You've gotta get Bowser with a portal.

Ryan: Alright, alright.

Geoff: You gotta portal that bitch! Gavin: I'll be so disappointed if you don't.

Micheal: How do I fucking portal him? Gavin: I'll be so disappointed if you don't.

Micheal: How do I fucking portal him?

Gavin: Put a portal under 'im!

Micheal: Oh, like actually hit him-

Gavin: Two portals make a ho...!

Gavin: Jeez.

[Micheal making noises impersonating and mocking Gavin]

Ryan: Urahh!

Micheal: He's not- He's portal immune.

Gavin: No he's not.

Geoff: No he's not! No he's not!

Geoff: Yes he is. Micheal: Yeah!

Micheal: He is!

[Gavin laughing]

Micheal: Don't worry, I'll handle it.

Ryan: Uh! Awwww!

Micheal: Fuck you Ryan! [Laughs]

[Gavin laughs]

[Geoff and Ryan laugh]

Micheal: I'm gonna go bang the princess!

Micheal: Aww! It's Toad! I'll take it.

Gavin: Well, I've got no lives, still, so...

Ryan: You guys never get to come back, sorry.

[Micheal laughing]

[Ryan laughing] Micheal: It's like Narnia!

[Ryan laughing]

Micheal: You guys are too old!

Gavin: It's like Narnia?

[Geoff laughing]

Micheal: Yeah, go home!

Micheal: You kids won't be back for the next book!

Gavin: You'll be dead by the end of this level.

Ryan: Uh!

Geoff: Yeeup.

Micheal: The end?

Ryan: Youuu bastard!

Micheal: FUCK!!

[Laughter]

Micheal: Goddammit! [Laughter]

[Laughter]

Micheal: I got one left in me, though, I think.

Micheal: I think I've got one life left.

Ryan: You do, you've got one more.

Gavin: Seriously? You'd- You just...

Gavin: ...Just pussied around the first world.

Micheal: How did I pussy around!?

Micheal: I didn't die like you!

Gavin: "Careful, don't shoot a portal down!"

Micheal: I'mma punch you in the face. Ryan: His definition of pussying around is- is dodging all his lethal portals.

Ryan: His definition of pussying around is- is dodging all his lethal portals.

Micheal: Is fucking surviving. Ryan: His definition of pussying around is- is dodging all his lethal portals.

Gavin: So... Micheal: Yeah, playing with Gavin and winning.

Micheal: Yeah, playing with Gavin and winning.

Gavin: When you, like, flicked yourself to safety that was pretty awesome with portals.

Ryan: It's quiet.

Gavin: It's quiet, isn't it?

Micheal: Mmmmm!

Micheal: It's so much easier without portals!

[Laughter]

Micheal: It doesn't help at all!

Micheal: Dude, I am fucking acing this level!

Micheal: Because it's so- Gavin: Dude, you didn't need to use that! You could have... Uhh...

Gavin: Dude, you didn't need to use that! You could have... Uhh...

Micheal: Shut up, Gavin!!

Gavin: You didn't need to use that.

Gavin: Let's Play - Super Mario - With Micheal and No Portals.

[Geoff and Ryan laughing]

Gavin: Micheal's looking at me... angrily.

Micheal: Not much of a Let's Play if you not playing 'cuz you're fucking dead, Gavin!

Micheal: And you have no character. Gavin: Who- Who's that thanks to?

Gavin: Who- Who's that thanks to?

Micheal: Who- Who's what thanks to!? You!? You killed yourself over and over again!!

Micheal: What the hell are you talking about!?!

Gavin: Hey, just stop talking and start-

Micheal: Shut your mouth! I'm fucking going for a swim!

Geoff: Can you do underwater portals?

Geoff: I guess you can.

Micheal: No.

Micheal: Oh, yeah! I can, okay.

[Laughter] Micheal: Dude- OH, GOD! JESUS!

[Laughter] Micheal: Yes, you can do underwater portals!

Micheal: Yes, you can do underwater portals!

[Laughter] Micheal: Urghhh!

Micheal: And that's what happens. The fucking... What the fuck are they called? Bloopers?

Ryan: Knowledge is dangerous.

Micheal: That's not what they're called, Ryan.

Geoff: Yeah, right?

Geoff: Oh, you can select the world! Ryan: Hey! Hey! Look at this!

Micheal: Ohhhh! You're welcome!

Micheal: Looks like me playing by myself was worth it, huh?

Micheal: Has it boring now that we're all gonna be in World 2, Gavin?

Gavin: Shh.. Well, y'know.

Micheal: This is exciting.

Geoff: Mmmmm.

[Micheal snorting]

Gavin: Ohhh!

[Micheal laughing]

Ryan: Oh shit! [Micheal laughing]

[Gavin laughing] Micheal: Holy shit!

Micheal: Jesus Christ!

[Geoff laughing] Ryan: You bastard!

[Geoff laughing] Micheal: What the fuck?

Micheal: We just killed everyone except for Geoff!

Gavin: Jee- Look, that's the Death Bucket, down there, don't go down in there, Jeeesus!

Micheal: We just killed all of ourselves!

Ryan: Ah!

Micheal: Dude, I'll tell you what, though. Gavin: Wait! Wait! Wait, who's!

Gavin: Who got a shell in here!?!

Ryan: Ahh! Why!? [Geoff laughing]

Gavin: What is everyone doing!?

[Geoff laughing]

Gavin: Good God. I got one life already! [Geoff laughing]

Gavin: Good God. I got one life already! Geoff: Guys.

Geoff: Guys. [Laughs]

Micheal: You died twice!

Gavin: Everyone protect me, okay?

Micheal: You died twice!

Gavin: Ohh!

Gavin: I just saved my life! Did you see that!?

Micheal: Ahh!

Gavin: At least save my life!

Micheal: Oh's a star!

Gavin: Ohh!!

Micheal: Leave it! I want it!

Gavin: WARGHH!

Micheal: GOD! HOW DID GAVIN GET IT!?! Gavin: OHHHH!!

Ryan: Aww... Micheal: GOD! HOW DID GAVIN GET IT!?! Gavin: OHHHH!!

Micheal: Gavin, you piece of shit! Gavin: Keep running!

Gavin: KEEP UP, MOFOS!

Gavin: Warghhh!!

Ryan: Och!

Micheal: Fall down a pit-

Gavin: AHHH!

Geoff: Ahhh! Micheal: You fucking idiot!

[Ryan laughing]

Micheal: "Keep up, mofos!" Dead.

Gavin: Uh, I didn't even make it halfway through the first level.

[Micheal laughing] Gavin: Uh, I didn't even make it halfway through the first level.

[Micheal laughing]

Geoff: Goddammit!

[Gavin laughing]

Geoff: It's like Castle Crashers. I can't tell who the fuck I am on the screen.

Micheal: It's so easy to tell who I am with my lovely mane.

Geoff: Shut up.

[Ryan and Micheal laugh]

Micheal: Fuck!

[Geoff and Gavin laugh]

Ryan: Arghhh!

Gavin: I like how Ryan was like...

Gavin: ..."Did- Oh. I wonder If I'll die when I do that as well."

[Ryan and Geoff laugh]

[Geoff sighs]

Geoff: Is there a run button?

Micheal: Sweet hair-

Gavin: Yeah. [Laughs]

Micheal: The 'X' button, Geoff. [Gavin laughing]

Geoff: Are you serious? [Gavin laughing]

Micheal: Yeah! 'X'! Hold down 'X'. Dude! [Gavin laughing]

[Gavin laughing]

Micheal: Have you been walking the whole time?

Geoff: Yeah! No wonder I can't keep up with you guys.

Micheal: Yeah! it's Mario, bro!

Gavin: Oh!

Ryan: Ahh! Geoff: God damn, dude!

Geoff: God damn, dude!

Micheal: There's always been a run button!

Gavin: I think I just- What did I just do to myself?

Ryan: You just murdered me, is what you did.

Gavin: Did I?

Gavin: I can't believe- Geoff: Ah, yeah, look at you bitches.

Ryan: You took yourself out. Geoff: Ah, yeah, look at you bitches.

Geoff: Ah fuck!

[Micheal and Ryan laughing]

Gavin: Hup!

Geoff: Fuck, where did I go!? Fuck! Gavin: Wait! Wait up! Wait up!

Ryan: Urah! Gavin: Guys!

Gavin: Oh, I'm back!!

Gavin: [Laughing] Wait!

Micheal: It's like, I don't know, Geoff. Gavin: Wait! WAIT!!

Micheal: Whenever I hear "Guys! Guys! Guys!"

[Ryan laughing] Micheal: Whenever I hear "Guys! Guys! Guys!"

Micheal: Whenever I hear "Guys! Guys! Guys!"

Geoff: Wait! Micheal: I just turn my ears off.

Micheal: I just turn my ears off.

Gavin: 'Ang on! Hang on! Hang on, everyone!

Gavin: Whoops! Whoops!

Gavin: DAMMIT!

[Geoff and Ryan laughing]

[Geoff sighs]

Geoff; That was an awesome jump, dude.

Ryan: Whoo! Oh.

[Geoff and Gavin laughing]

Micheal: Ahhh! C'mon! Ryan: Arghhh!

Micheal: RYAN!!

Ryan: Sorry!!

Ryan: Ah! Dammit!

[Geoff laughing]

Micheal: Fuck!

Micheal: It was all for nothing!

Micheal: I don't care!

[Everyone laughing]

Ryan: No wonder I can't control my fuckin' portals!

Ryan: This stupid Mac with its single button!

Gavin: He's trying to play Portal with one button!

[Everyone laughing]

[Chuckling]

Gavin: Hey, I'm dead again, everyone.

Micheal: Dude! At least we fucking- Gavin: The audience-

Micheal: Are you?

Gavin: [To the audience] Hey, guys, um... So...

Gavin: [To the audience] How are you enjoying watching all these...

Gavin: [To the audience] These three play-

[Geoff singing the Mario Underwater Theme]

Gavin: [To the audience] I'm sure you're having a pretty good time, right? [Geoff singing the Mario Underwater Theme]

Gavin: [To the audience] They're swimming- Micheal: Am I, like...

Ryan: I kinda feel like my ears being violated by Gavin back there. [Geoff singing the Mario Underwater Theme]

Gavin: Dude! You know what we should do?

Gavin: We should put a por'al on the floor and then put one on land and watch the water just spill out.

[Laughter]

Micheal: Oh shit!

Ryan: Arh! I caught you bitches!

[Gavin and Geoff laugh] Ryan: Ahh!

Ryan: Nuah!

Micheal: Aw, see ya bitch! Ryan: Aw.

Geoff: Ahhh!!

Micheal: See ya, bitch!

Micheal: AH GOD NO!

Micheal: NOO!!

Micheal: NOOO!!!

Micheal: Fuck!

Micheal: Couldn't get away.

Micheal: Couldn't get away.

Ryan: How do you still have two lives?

Micheal: I don't die! I don't know!

Gavin: How? Like, I- Micheal: You guys are fucking running around like maniacs!

Gavin: I do my best to kill you every... level!

[Geoff and Ryan laughing] Gavin: I do my best to kill you every... level!

[Geoff and Ryan laughing] Gavin: And you somehow survive and I end up killing myself!

Gavin: And you somehow survive and I end up killing myself!

Micheal: I'll just fucking die!

Gavin: I'm getting hungry.

[Everyone singing along to the Super Mario Bros. Theme]

Gavin: [Singing] Geoff- Geoff! [The singing goes to shit]

Gavin: [Singing] And Ryan and Micheal! [The singing goes to shit]

[Gavin and Micheal continue singing the theme badly]

Gavin Oh! [Everyone continues singing badly]

Micheal: [Singing] Gavin and I carrying the whole-

Gavin: Oh no!

[Micheal finishes singing]

Gavin: I just-

Micheal: What happened?

Gavin: Oop!

Gavin: Framerate!

Micheal: Someone got a mushroom I think, probably.

Ryan: Oh, yeah. Geoff: I got a mushroom.

Geoff: Not that I can fucking do anything with it because I'm-

Geoff: Urp-urp!

Ryan: Oh, there you are!

Micheal: [Imitating Geoff] NOT THAT I CAN DO ANYTHING- Oh, there I am.

[Geoff laughing]

Geofrf: Whooop!

Micheal: OH C'MON!!

Micheal: You cleared right over that God-

Geoff: Yeah, I did.

Micheal: Look at this.

Micheal: Like, I- I-

Gavin: OHHH!

Geoff: Oh, ya prick!

Micheal: [Laughs] I wish you could just put him in a fucking hole at that point.

Gavin: I shot the wrong one. Micheal: [Laughs] I wish you could just put him in a fucking hole at that point.

Micheal: [Laughs] I wish you could just put him in a fucking hole at that point.

Gavin: I shot the wrong one-

Micheal: Oh God!

Micheal: Jesus! I then I fell down his the fucking portal.

Gavin: Alright, hold on. Micheal: And God knows where I am.

Gavin: Hold on, everyone.

Geoff: Urrrrp!

Gavin: Oh, there's a beanstalk! Wait!

Geoff: Go back to the beanstalk!

Gavin: Wait!

Geoff: Go-go back-back-back!

Gavin: Wait, everyone!

Ryan: Ha- Hey!

Geoff: No-no-no-no-no! I don't wanna d- [Ryan laughing]

Geoff: AHHHH!!

Micheal: You guys both just suicided! That was a suicide pact, right there!

Gavin: Ohh! This is awesome!

Gavin: It's a free- Micheal: Gavin's like "I found a beanstalk!"

Micheal: Gavin's like "I found a beanstalk!"

[Ryan laughing] Gavin: Look at us all climbing it!

[Micheal laughs]

Gavin: Go!

Micheal: Dude, I'm riding the cloud! Fuck you! Fuckin' ride the cloud! You get the coins!

Gavin: Oh, yeah.

Micheal: Uhh!

[Micheal shouting incoherently]

Ryan: Ahh! [Geoff laughing]

Micheal: You guys have... You ruined the fuckin' beanstalk, Gavin.

Micheal: And I died somehow. Gavin: Whoa! [Laughs]

Ryan: Woah! Gavin: Wuh-huh!

Micheal: Jesus!

Micheal: Where am I? Oh. There's my sweet hair, okay.

Micheal: That's how I can always tell where I am!

Micheal: I jumped-

Geoff: Wuahh!

Micheal: Oh God...

Gavin: Wait, guys! Wait!

Ryan: Oh. Gavin: Huh! Huh!

Gavin: D-

[Geoff and Micheal laugh]

Gavin: Wait! How'd I...?

Micheal: Fuck you!

[Geoff laughing] Gavin: Oh! Wh- Wayyy!

Micheal: Whoooo! Let's go! Let's break past the screeen!

Geoff: We did it!

Micheal: We beat that-

Gavin: Well done, guys! We all- Geoff: We beat that- We beat that level! All of us!

Gavin: We all did it...

Micheal: We beat 2-1!

Gavin: ...Only dying once.

Micheal: We all only died once!

Micheal: Holy shit!

Ryan: So this rate we'll make it through Map 3 and then I'll be dead.

Micheal: D- Look at that! Human Centipede! Ryan: So this rate we'll make it through Map 3 and then I'll be dead.

Gavin: So is this the, uh... Micheal: D- Look at that! Human Centipede! Ryan: So this rate we'll make it through Map 3 and then I'll be dead.

Geoff: Yeah.

Gavin: Is this the swimming one?

Micheal: N- Uh...

Ryan: Yes. Micheal: Yes.

Ryan: Underwater.

Micheal: This is the dying one!

Micheal: Don't forget to shoot portals around the fishies.

Gavin: Right, I've got an emergency rear- Micheal: Don't forget to shoot portals around the fishies.

Gavin: Right, I've got an emergency rear-

Gavin: Wuh!

Micheal: What was that?

Geoff: What the fuck was that, dude?

Gavin: Sorry, I got scared.

Gavin: How do you run underwater?

Micheal: Fuckin' Mario is frightening.

[Gavin laughs]

Geoff: Ah shit!

Micheal: Fuck!

Gavin: Oh!

Micheal: You guys are like falling to the wayside.

Ryan: Oh! Shit. Micheal: You guys are like falling to the wayside.

Gavin: Cheese and biscuits.

Micheal: Oh, here we go. Gavin: I've got a short-cut plan!

Gavin: Hurgh! Hurgh!

Gavin: Check this out! Oh! He's come out!

Gavin: Ah! Ahh!

Gavin: Urghh!

Micheal: Oh c'mon! I swam through your asshole portal!

[Gavin, Geoff and Ryan laughing]

Micheal: You fucking set up a death trap, you idiot!

Ryan: Oh shit! Gavin: Woah, that was close! Micheal: You fucking set up a death trap, you idiot!

Gavin: Whoa that was close!

Geoff: Wait for me!

Gavin: Guys!

Geoff: Wait-wait-wait, guys!

Gavin: Guys!

Micheal: God! I hate you! Geoff; Don't forget about Geoff!

Micheal: Ahh! Gavin: Hey! Hey!

Geoff: Don't forget-

[Everyone shouting and screaming]

Geoff: Fuck you guys!

[Ryan laughing]

Micheal: I'm gonna make it!

Gavin: Yeah, you really are!

Micheal: I can see it! I can see the liiight!

Gavin: Oh, I'm back! Micheal: I can see it! I can see the liiight!

Gavin: I'm back, everyone!

Micheal: Oh, yeah, Geoff's out.

Gavin: No- Nobody panic! Micheal: We're good!

Geoff: Fuckin' pricks!

Micheal: "Nobody panic"!

Gavin: [Gasping] Huh! Ah!

Gavin: Hang on! Ha- Hang on!

Micheal: Fuckin' you almost swam right into him! That would have been amazing!

Gavin: Well... There's a-... Micheal: Fuckin' you almost swam right into him! That would have been amazing!

Gavin: Right, what are we going to do about this fish, guys?

Ryan: Woh!

Micheal: I'm gonna go under him.

Micheal: Are you waiting for...? [Gavin singing the Super Mario Bros. Theme]

Gavin: MARIO!

Ryan: Waiting on you, yeah.

[Micheal laughing]

Micheal: Boooop!

Micheal: Ahhh, fi- I fucked up.

Micheal: Ohhh! I made it!

Gavin: We all made it, baby!

Micheal: No.

Gavin: Let's- Let's do this properly!

Geoff: Fuck you guys.

[Ryan laughing] Gavin: Wait! Wait! Wait-wait!

Gavin: Let's plan this out! Micheal: Team effort.

Micheal: Alright, we'll plan it out...

Gavin: Right, I want us to...

Micheal: Set that.

Gavin: What was that!?

Micheal: That's...

Gavin: That was nothing to do with anything!

Ryan: You didn't even bother with a portal!

Gavin: There's portals, right?

Micheal: Right.

Gavin: USE THEM.

Micheal: No.

Micheal: Geoff is cold dead somewhere, lying in the ground and you're worried about "Por'als"?

[Geoff sighing] Micheal: Geoff is cold dead somewhere, lying in the ground and you're worried about "Por'als"?

Micheal: Geoff is cold dead somewhere, lying in the ground and you're worried about "Por'als"?

Micheal: Okay?

Gavin: [Spluttering] Who the hell did that to me?

Ryan: [Suspiciously] I don't know...

[Laughter]

[Geoff laughing]

Gavin: Ryan's getting mischievous.

[Geoff laughing]

Ryan: IU can't even see myself...

Ryan: Ah! There I am!

Micheal: Fuckin' fish! You fish fuck!

Gavin: OHHHHH!!

Micheal: What was that!?

Gavin: I thought the fish was gonna land on my head!

Gavin: AND AGAIN! Oof!

Gavin: GUYS!!

[Micheal laughing] Gavin: OHHH!! FISH!!

[Micheal and Ryan laughing]

Micheal: I'm gonna make it far.

[Gavin singing Super Mario Bros. Underground Theme]

Gavin: Bowser.

Gavin: Dude! Don't be a-

Gavin: Just shoot a portal and then go in it!

[Micheal sighs]

Ryan: Hey, por- Portals aren't the answer to everything.

Gavin: That is not true, Ryan.

Geoff: A portal would have fuckin' definitely helped, there.

Micheal: OH GOD!

Micheal: What the fuck!?

Micheal: What the fuck? I burned my little tootsies!

Gavin: I'd portal that one.

Gavin: I'd portal- No.

Micheal: AHHH!!!

[Everyone laughing] [Micheal shouting]

[Everyone laughing] Micheal: I SHOT THE WRONG ONE!

[Geoff laughing] Micheal: Goddammit!

[Geoff laughing] Gavin: Idiot!

[Geoff laughing]

[Geoff laughing] Micheal: I hit the wrong button!

[Geoff laughing] Gavin: Who does that!?

[Geoff laughing]

[Geoff laughing] Micheal: I HIT THE WRONG BUTTON!!

[Ryan laughing] Gavin: No wonder you don't use portals!

Micheal: No! [Geoff laughing] Gavin: No wonder you don't use portals!

[Geoff laughing] Micheal: It's too much pressure, Gavin!!

[Ryan laughing] Micheal: It's too much pressure, Gavin!!

[Ryan laughing]

Micheal: Goddammit!

Gavin: Now I know why your- your hands have been nowhere near the bumbers...

Geoff: He doesn't understand... Gavin: ...The whole game, it's because you don't understand how portals work!

Geoff: ...How portals work. Gavin: ...The whole game, it's because you don't understand how portals work!

Gavin: ...The whole game, it's because you don't understand how portals work!

Micheal: You don't understand how to survive more than five seconds in the level!

[Gavin starts singing the Super Mario Bros. Theme]

[Laughter]

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