Attention all Hogwarts students
Tonight is our annual Yule Ball
So please remember to pick up your Yule Ball wreath
and give it to that special someone
Oh, hey. Harry Potter?
Oh hi Ginny
Fancy seeing you here huh?
Well it's the cafeteria so yeah
Um, so... um
The Yule Ball's coming up, huh?
Yeah I know it is. Very, very soon, yeah
Um, well were you thinking of going with anybody?
I was. I was actually just waiting for the right time to ask somebody and I think
I think that time's about now so if-
If you've got something to say just... get it out
Oh is this for me?
Ah Ginny how did you know I needed a wreath so I could ask Cho Chang?
You're the best!
Harry Potter... just- you
Alright I will!
Hey Cho Chang listen, um
I know the Yule Ball's coming up and I was wondering if
Maybe you wanted to go with me
But just in case you're kind of on the fence about it
You should know that I play guitar
and that I conquered that dragon's heart with it
So I think I could conquer yours
You're tall and fun and pretty, you're really, really skinny
You're the Mickey to my Minnie, I'm the Tigger to your Winnie
You're cuter than a guinea pig
I'll take you up to Winnipeg
That's in Canada!
Ooh Cho Chang. Ch-ch-ch-ch cha chadda chadda
Well Harry Potter
Bless your heart
I'm gonna have to say no?
That young strapping boy Cedric Diggory
already asked me and I'm gonna go with him
Come on girls, let's go show Moaning Myrtle our ball gowns
and make fun of her because she can't go
Hey there good buddy, how are you doing?
Is that a Yule Ball wreath?
Who you gonna ask?
Well I asked Cho Chang but she turned me down
Oh my God they're going together? That's so great
I love him so- they're so, cute
Harry: No, no
I hate him. I hate him so much
Oh my God he pisses me off, wow
Aw man that sucks dude. I don't know why she'd turn you down
You're like the coolest guy in school
I don't know, I get it. I play guitar, I'm Harry Potter
I don't get it man I mean I guess I'll just go stag, huh?
Yeah I'll probably go stag too
And the only two girls that I know that don't have dates already are Ginny
Oh my God
And I'm not going with my stupid sister
And I think of Hermione as a sister so that's out
We are in such a puzzle
Harry: What a conundrum
Neville: Hi, look at these strapping young men
Hey Neville, you want this Yule Ball wreath?
Uh yeah, if you're willing to part with it then I will take this wreath
Hey Ron, let's go hang out with Hagrid
He can teach us how to dance so we could get in our dress robes
That can only lead to disaster and hilarity
Well let's go
I mean I just don't know about Hermione. I don't think anyone's asked her yet, you know
'cause she's just-
she's just so butt ugly
Give that plant nerd!
Draco: Yeah so anyway
He was reluctant enough at first
but I lured it out of its cage with an upside down pig
and I sewed it with my Fruit by the Foot
and beheaded it with a quick slicing charm. Bloody fool...
What are you doing with that wreath?
What are you, going to ask someone to the Yule Ball?
Dancing is for nerds
Crabbe: And pretty girls
You know who the last girl I'd have asked to the Yule Ball would be?
That Hermione Granger
Not even if we were the last two people on earth
and she looked absolutely stunning in her ball gown
so every time I'd looked at her I'd got butterflies in my tummy
Not even then
They don't even have dances at Pigfarts
All of the noise would disturb Rumbleroar's slumbering cubs
Dancing is for pansies
Draco: Hey you there what's your name?
You're going to the Yule Ball with me
Did you see that dragon?
Well it was reluctant enough at first
but I lured it out of its cage with an upside down...
Quirrell: Yule Ball decorating crew
Just the Yule Ball decorating crew coming through
Last minute decorations
My Lord, the Yule Ball has finally arrived and I've brought the key!
Yes I know Quirrell
I hear everything you hear!
No I'm sorry, I shouldn't have snapped
I'm just nervous that's all
I don't want to talk about it
Hey, it's just me
You can tell me anything, you know that
Yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right
I'm just nervous because we've been planning this night for so long
and I want everything to go perfectly, you know?
Don't worry. We've mapped out everything
We've anticipated every little problem and compensated for it
We've even prepared what you're going to say to Potter when you see him
So just cool down
By the end of the night you'll have your revenge and your body back
You're right, you're right I'm being... silly
And you know I-
Quirrell over the last year I've-
I've really grown attached to you
No pun intended
Yeah I know what you mean
But, hey, we'll still hang out
Just because we won't be attached doesn't mean we'll be two completely different people
No pun intended
No, no of course not, of course not
We should make plans
We could go rollerblading on a Saturday and then uh
see a movie at night, huh?
It'll be great because we'd both be able to watch it for a change
I bet it'll be nice to sleep in our own beds
Not have someone behind you all the time
And have the privacy of my old life back again
Whatever happens tonight man
It's been a blast
One crazy year
Promise we'll go rollerblading and see that movie
Let's go plant that key and split
Snape: Why Professor Quirrell
What on earth are you doing in the Great Dance Hall?
Just moments before the dance?
Just decorating for the Yule Ball. Last minute decorations
Just one final touch
A very special ladle for a very special night
For a very special punch
And what's so special about it?
Let's just say there's Squirt in it
Is that not the favorite drink of one Harry Potter?
Is it? I had no idea
Well, we better be going
I... I better be going
Loud music hurts my ears
Okay well I'll see you later then
Or maybe you won't
Or maybe I will
Dumbledore: Excuse me, it was my fault
Oh, uh Headmaster
Dumbledore: What are you doing here? Getting some punch are you?
Oh no no there's Squirt in that
Oh only Harry Potter likes that hog's shit
I'll stick to my Red Bull thank you very much
Oh well goodnight Headmaster
I saved this last dance for you
Well I would Headmaster, but you see
Well an old friend is coming back into town tonight