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CROME YELLOW By Aldous Huxley

CHAPTER I. Along this particular stretch of line no express

had ever passed. All the trains--the few that there were--stopped at all the stations. Denis

knew the names of those stations by heart. Bole, Tritton, Spavin Delawarr, Knipswich

for Timpany, West Bowlby, and, finally, Camlet-on-the-Water. Camlet was where he always got out, leaving

the train to creep indolently onward, goodness only knew whither, into the green heart of

England. They were snorting out of West Bowlby now. It was the next station, thank Heaven.

Denis took his chattels off the rack and piled them neatly in the corner opposite his own.

A futile proceeding. But one must have something to do.

When he had finished, he sank back into his seat and closed his eyes. It was extremely

hot. Oh, this journey! It was two hours cut clean out of his life; two hours in which

he might have done so much, so much--written the perfect poem, for example, or read the

one illuminating book. Instead of which his gorge rose at the smell of the dusty cushions

against which he was leaning. Two hours. One hundred and twenty minutes. Anything might

be done in that time. Anything. Nothing. Oh, he had had hundreds of hours, and what had

he done with them? Wasted them, spilt the precious minutes as though his reservoir were

inexhaustible. Denis groaned in the spirit, condemned himself

utterly with all his works. What right had he to sit in the sunshine, to occupy corner

seats in third-class carriages, to be alive? None, none, none. Misery and a nameless nostalgic

distress possessed him. He was twenty-three, and oh! so agonizingly conscious of the fact.

The train came bumpingly to a halt. Here was Camlet at last. Denis jumped up, crammed his

hat over his eyes, deranged his pile of baggage, leaned out of the window and shouted for a

porter, seized a bag in either hand, and had to put them down again in order to open the

door. When at last he had safely bundled himself and his baggage on to the platform, he ran

up the train towards the van. "A bicycle, a bicycle!" he said breathlessly

to the guard. He felt himself a man of action. The guard paid no attention, but continued

methodically to hand out, one by one, the packages labelled to Camlet. "A bicycle!"

Denis repeated. "A green machine, cross-framed, name of Stone. S-T-O-N-E.� "All in good

time, sir," said the guard soothingly. He was a large, stately man with a naval beard.

One pictured him at home, drinking tea, surrounded by a numerous family. It was in that tone

that he must have spoken to his children when they were tiresome. "All in good time, sir.�

Denis's man of action collapsed, punctured. He left his luggage to be called for later,

and pushed off on his bicycle. He always took his bicycle when he went into the country.

It was part of the theory of exercise. One day one would get up at six o'clock and pedal

away to Kenilworth, or Stratford-on-Avon--anywhere. And within a radius of twenty miles there

were always Norman churches and Tudor mansions to be seen in the course of an afternoon's

excursion. Somehow they never did get seen, but all the same it was nice to feel that

the bicycle was there, and that one fine morning one really might get up at six. Once at the

top of the long hill which led up from Camlet station, he felt his spirits mounting.

The world, he found, was good. The far-away blue hills, the harvests whitening on the

slopes of the ridge along which his road led him, the treeless sky-lines that changed as

he moved--yes, they were all good. He was overcome by the beauty of those deeply embayed

combes, scooped in the flanks of the ridge beneath him. Curves, curves: he repeated the

word slowly, trying as he did so to find some term in which to give expression to his appreciation.

Curves--no, that was inadequate. He made a gesture with his hand, as though to scoop

the achieved expression out of the air, and almost fell off his bicycle.

What was the word to describe the curves of those little valleys? They were as fine as

the lines of a human body, they were informed with the subtlety of art... Galbe. That was

a good word; but it was French. Le galbe evase de ses hanches: had one ever read a French

novel in which that phrase didn't occur? Some day he would compile a dictionary for the

use of novelists. Galbe, gonfle, goulu: parfum, peau, pervers, potele, pudeur: vertu, volupte.

But he really must find that word. Curves curves...Those little valleys had the lines

of a cup moulded round a woman's breast; they seemed the dinted imprints of some huge divine

body that had rested on these hills. Cumbrous locutions, these; but through them he seemed

to be getting nearer to what he wanted. Dinted, dimpled, wimpled--his mind wandered

down echoing corridors of assonance and alliteration ever further and further from the point. He

was enamoured with the beauty of words. Becoming once more aware of the outer world, he found

himself on the crest of a descent. The road plunged down, steep and straight, into a considerable

valley. There, on the opposite slope, a little higher up the valley, stood Crome, his destination.

He put on his brakes; this view of Crome was pleasant to linger over. The facade with its

three projecting towers rose precipitously from among the dark trees of the garden. The

house basked in full sunlight; the old brick rosily glowed.

How ripe and rich it was, how superbly mellow! And at the same time, how austere! The hill

was becoming steeper and steeper; he was gaining speed in spite of his brakes. He loosed his

grip of the levers, and in a moment was rushing headlong down. Five minutes later he was passing

through the gate of the great courtyard. The front door stood hospitably open. He left

his bicycle leaning against the wall and walked in. He would take them by surprise.

End of chapter CHAPTER II.

He took nobody by surprise; there was nobody to take. All was quiet; Denis wandered from

room to empty room, looking with pleasure at the familiar pictures and furniture, at

all the little untidy signs of life that lay scattered here and there. He was rather glad

that they were all out; it was amusing to wander through the house as though one were

exploring a dead, deserted Pompeii. What sort of life would the excavator reconstruct from

these remains; how would he people these empty chambers? There was the long gallery, with

its rows of respectable and (though, of course, one couldn't publicly admit it) rather boring

Italian primitives, its Chinese sculptures, its unobtrusive, dateless furniture.

There was the panelled drawing-room, where the huge chintz-covered arm-chairs stood,

oases of comfort among the austere flesh-mortifying antiques. There was the morning-room, with

its pale lemon walls, its painted Venetian chairs and rococo tables, its mirrors, its

modern pictures. There was the library, cool, spacious, and dark, book-lined from floor

to ceiling, rich in portentous folios. There was the dining-room, solidly, portwinily English,

with its great mahogany table, its eighteenth-century chairs and sideboard, its eighteenth-century

pictures--family portraits, meticulous animal paintings. What could one reconstruct from

such data? There was much of Henry Wimbush in the long

gallery and the library, something of Anne, perhaps, in the morning-room. That was all.

Among the accumulations of ten generations the living had left but few traces. Lying

on the table in the morning-room he saw his own book of poems. What tact! He picked it

up and opened it. It was what the reviewers call "a slim volume." He read at hazard: "...But

silence and the topless dark Vault in the lights of Luna Park; And Black pool from the

nightly gloom Hollows a bright tumultuous tomb.� He put it down again, shook his head,

and sighed. "What genius I had then!" he reflected, echoing the aged Swift.

It was nearly six months since the book had been published; he was glad to think he would

never write anything of the same sort again. Who could have been reading it, he wondered?

Anne, perhaps; he liked to think so. Perhaps, too, she had at last recognized herself in

the Hamadryad of the poplar sapling; the slim Hamadryad whose movements were like the swaying

of a young tree in the wind. "The Woman who was a Tree" was what he had called the poem.

He had given her the book when it came out, hoping that the poem would tell her what he

hadn't dared to say. She had never referred to it. He shut his eyes and saw a vision of

her in a red velvet cloak, Swaying into the little restaurant where they

sometimes dined together in London--three quarters of an hour late, and he at his table,

haggard with anxiety, irritation, hunger. Oh, she was damnable! It occurred to him that

perhaps his hostess might be in her boudoir. It was a possibility; he would go and see.

Mrs. Wimbush's boudoir was in the central tower on the garden front. A little staircase

cork-screwed up to it from the hall. Denis mounted, tapped at the door. "Come in.�

Ah, she was there; he had rather hoped she wouldn't be. He opened the door. Priscilla

Wimbush was lying on the sofa. A blotting-pad rested on her knees and she was thoughtfully

sucking the end of a silver pencil. "Hullo," she said, looking up. "I'd forgotten

you were coming.� "Well, here I am, I'm afraid," said Denis deprecatingly. "I'm awfully

sorry.� Mrs. Wimbush laughed. Her voice, her laughter, were deep and masculine. Everything

about her was manly. She had a large, square, middle-aged face, with a massive projecting

nose and little greenish eyes, the whole surmounted by a lofty and elaborate coiffure of a curiously

improbable shade of orange. Looking at her, Denis always thought of Wilkie Bard as the

cantatrice. "That's why I'm going to Sing in op'ra, sing in op'ra, Sing in op-pop-pop-pop-pop-popera.�

Today she was wearing a purple silk dress with a high collar and a row of pearls.

The costume, so richly dowagerish, so suggestive of the Royal Family, made her look more than

ever like something on the Halls. "What have you been doing all this time?" she asked.

"Well," said Denis, and he hesitated, almost voluptuously. He had a tremendously amusing

account of London and its doings all ripe and ready in his mind. It would be a pleasure

to give it utterance. "To begin with," he said... But he was too late. Mrs. Wimbush's

question had been what the grammarians call rhetorical; it asked for no answer. It was

a little conversational flourish, a gambit in the polite game. "You find me busy at my

horoscopes," she said, without even being aware that she had interrupted him.

A little pained, Denis decided to reserve his story for more receptive ears. He contented

himself, by way of revenge, with saying "Oh?" rather icily. "Did I tell you how I won four

hundred on the Grand National this year?� "Yes," he replied, still frigid and mono-syllabic.

She must have told him at least six times. "Wonderful, isn't it? Everything is in the

Stars. In the Old Days, before I had the Stars to help me, I used to lose thousands. Now"�she

paused an instant--"well, look at that four hundred on the Grand National. That's the

Stars.� Denis would have liked to hear more about the Old Days. But he was too discreet

and, still more, too shy to ask. There had been something of a bust up; that

was all he knew. Old Priscilla--not so old then, of course, and sprightlier--had lost

a great deal of money, dropped it in handfuls and hatfuls on every race-course in the country.

She had gambled too. The number of thousands varied in the different legends, but all put

it high. Henry Wimbush was forced to sell some of his Primitives--a Taddeo da Poggibonsi,

an Amico di Taddeo, and four or five nameless Sienese--to the Americans. There was a crisis.

For the first time in his life Henry asserted himself, and with good effect, it seemed.

Priscilla's gay and gadding existence had come to an abrupt end.

Nowadays she spent almost all her time at Crome, cultivating a rather ill-defined malady.

For consolation she dallied with New Thought and the Occult. Her passion for racing still

possessed her, and Henry, who was a kind-hearted fellow at bottom, allowed her forty pounds

a month betting money. Most of Priscilla's days were spent in casting the horoscopes

of horses, and she invested her money scientifically, as the stars dictated. She betted on football

too, and had a large notebook in which she registered the horoscopes of all the players

in all the teams of the League. The process of balancing the horoscopes of two elevens

one against the other was a very delicate and difficult one.

A match between the Spurs and the Villa entailed a conflict in the heavens so vast and so complicated

that it was not to be wondered at if she sometimes made a mistake about the outcome. "Such a

pity you don't believe in these things, Denis, such a pity,� said Mrs. Wimbush in her deep,

distinct voice. "I can't say I feel it so.� "Ah, that's because you don't know what it's

like to have faith. You've no idea how amusing and exciting life becomes when you do believe.

All that happens means something; nothing you do is ever insignificant. It makes life

so jolly, you know. Here am I at Crome. Dull as ditchwater, you'd think; but no, I don't

find it so. I don't regret the Old Days a bit. I have

the Stars..." She picked up the sheet of paper that was lying on the blotting-pad. "Inman's

horoscope," she explained. "(I thought I'd like to have a little fling on the billiards

championship this autumn.) I have the Infinite to keep in tune with," she waved her hand.

"And then there's the next world and all the spirits, and one's Aura, and Mrs. Eddy and

saying you're not ill, and the Christian Mysteries and Mrs. Besant. It's all splendid. One's

never dull for a moment. I can't think how I used to get on before--in the Old Days.

Pleasure--running about, that's all it was; just running about. Lunch, tea, dinner, theatre,

supper every day. It was fun, of course, while it lasted. But there wasn't much left of it

afterwards. There's rather a good thing about that in

Barbecue-Smith's new book. Where is it?� She sat up and reached for a book that was

lying on the little table by the head of the sofa. "Do you know him, by the way?" she asked.

"Who?� "Mr. Barbecue-Smith.� Denis knew of him vaguely. Barbecue-Smith was a name

in the Sunday papers. He wrote about the Conduct of Life. He might even be the author of "What

a Young Girl Ought to Know". "No, not personally," he said. "I've invited him for next week-end."

She turned over the pages of the book. "Here's the passage I was thinking of. I marked it.

I always mark the things I like." Holding the book almost at arm's length, for

she was somewhat long-sighted, and making suitable gestures with her free hand, she

began to read, slowly, dramatically. "'What are thousand pound fur coats, what are quarter

million incomes?'� She looked up from the page with a histrionic movement of the head;

her orange coiffure nodded portentously. Denis looked at it, fascinated. Was it the Real

Thing and henna, he wondered, or was it one of those Complete Transformations one sees

in the advertisements? "'What are Thrones and Sceptres?'� The orange Transformation--yes,

it must be a Transformation--bobbed up again. "'What are the gaieties of the Rich, the splendours

of the Powerful, what is the pride of the Great, what are the gaudy pleasures of High

Society?'� The voice, which had risen in tone, questioningly, from sentence to sentence,

dropped suddenly and boomed reply. "'They are nothing. Vanity, fluff, dandelion seed

in the wind, thin vapours of fever. The things that matter happen in the heart. Seen things

are sweet, but those unseen are a thousand times more significant. It is the unseen that

counts in Life.'� Mrs. Wimbush lowered the book. "Beautiful, isn't it?" she said. Denis

preferred not to hazard an opinion, but uttered a non-committal "H'm."

"Ah, it's a fine book this, a beautiful book," said Priscilla, as she let the pages flick

back, one by one, from under her thumb. "And here's the passage about the Lotus Pool. He

compares the Soul to a Lotus Pool, you know." She held up the book again and read. "'A Friend

of mine has a Lotus Pool in his garden. It lies in a little dell embowered with wild

roses and eglantine, among which the nightingale pours forth its amorous descant all the summer

long. Within the pool the Lotuses blossom, and the birds of the air come to drink and

bathe themselves in its crystal waters...' Ah, and that reminds me," Priscilla exclaimed,

shutting the book with a clap and uttering her big profound laugh--"

that reminds me of the things that have been going on in our bathing-pool since you were

here last. We gave the village people leave to come and bathe here in the evenings. You've

no idea of the things that happened.� She leaned forward, speaking in a confidential

whisper; every now and then she uttered a deep gurgle of laughter. "...mixed bathing...saw

them out of my window...sent for a pair of field-glasses to make doubt of it..."

The laughter broke out again. Denis laughed too. Barbecue-Smith was tossed on the floor.

"It's time we went to see if tea's ready," said Priscilla. She hoisted herself up from

the sofa and went swishing off across the room, striding beneath the trailing silk.

Denis followed her, faintly humming to himself: "That's why I'm going to Sing in op'ra, sing

in op'ra, Sing in op-pop-pop-pop-popera.� And then the little twiddly bit of accompaniment

at the end: "ra-ra." End of chapter

CHAPTER III. The terrace in front of the house was a long

narrow strip of turf, bounded along its outer edge by a graceful stone balustrade. Two little

summer-houses of brick stood at either end. Below the house the ground sloped very steeply

away, and the terrace was a remarkably high one; from the balusters to the sloping lawn

beneath was a drop of thirty feet. Seen from below, the high unbroken terrace wall, built

like the house itself of brick, had the almost menacing aspect of a fortification--a castle

bastion, from whose parapet one looked out across airy depths to distances level with

the eye. Below, in the foreground, hedged in by solid masses of sculptured yew trees,

lay the stone-brimmed swimming-pool. Beyond it stretched the park, with its massive

elms, its green expanses of grass, and, at the bottom of the valley, the gleam of the

narrow river. On the farther side of the stream the land rose again in a long slope, chequered

with cultivation. Looking up the valley, to the right, one saw a line of blue, far-off

hills. The tea-table had been planted in the shade of one of the little summer-houses,

and the rest of the party was already assembled about it when Denis and Priscilla made their

appearance. Henry Wimbush had begun to pour out the tea. He was one of those ageless,

unchanging men on the farther side of fifty, who might be thirty, who might be anything.

Denis had known him almost as long as he could remember.

In all those years his pale, rather handsome face had never grown any older; it was like

the pale grey bowler hat which he always wore, winter and summer--unageing, calm, serenely

without expression. Next him, but separated from him and from the rest of the world by

the almost impenetrable barriers of her deafness, sat Jenny Mullion. She was perhaps thirty,

had a tilted nose and a pink-and-white complexion, and wore her brown hair plaited and coiled

in two lateral buns over her ears. In the secret tower of her deafness she sat apart,

looking down at the world through sharply piercing eyes. What did she think of men and

women and things? That was something that Denis had never been able to discover.

In her enigmatic remoteness Jenny was a little disquieting. Even now some interior joke seemed

to be amusing her, for she was smiling to herself, and her brown eyes were like very

bright round marbles. On his other side the serious, moonlike innocence of Mary Bracegirdle's

face shone pink and childish. She was nearly twenty-three, but one wouldn't have guessed

it. Her short hair, clipped like a page's, hung in a bell of elastic gold about her cheeks.

She had large blue china eyes, whose expression was one of ingenuous and often puzzled earnestness.

Next to Mary a small gaunt man was sitting, rigid and erect in his chair. In appearance

Mr. Scogan was like one of those extinct bird-lizards of the Tertiary.

His nose was beaked, his dark eye had the shining quickness of a robin's. But there

was nothing soft or gracious or feathery about him. The skin of his wrinkled brown face had

a dry and scaly look; his hands were the hands of a crocodile. His movements were marked

by the lizard's disconcertingly abrupt clockwork speed; his speech was thin, fluty, and dry.

Henry Wimbush's school-fellow and exact contemporary, Mr. Scogan looked far older and, at the same

time, far more youthfully alive than did that gentle aristocrat with the face like a grey

bowler. Mr. Scogan might look like an extinct saurian, but Gombauld was altogether and essentially

human. In the old-fashioned natural histories of

the 'thirties he might have figured in a steel engraving as a type of Homo Sapiens--an honour

which at that time commonly fell to Lord Byron. Indeed, with more hair and less collar, Gombauld

would have been completely Byronic--more than Byronic, even, for Gombauld was of Provencal

descent, a black-haired young corsair of thirty, with flashing teeth and luminous large dark

eyes. Denis looked at him enviously. He was jealous of his talent: if only he wrote verse

as well as Gombauld painted pictures! Still more, at the moment, he envied Gombauld his

looks, his vitality, his easy confidence of manner.

Was it surprising that Anne should like him? Like him?--it might even be something worse,

Denis reflected bitterly, as he walked at Priscilla's side down the long grass terrace.

Between Gombauld and Mr. Scogan a very much lowered deck-chair presented its back to the

new arrivals as they advanced towards the tea-table. Gombauld was leaning over it; his

face moved vivaciously; he smiled, he laughed, he made quick gestures with his hands. From

the depths of the chair came up a sound of soft, lazy laughter. Denis started as he heard

it. That laughter--how well he knew it! What emotions it evoked in him! He quickened his

pace. In her low deck-chair Anne was nearer to lying

than to sitting. Her long, slender body reposed in an attitude of listless and indolent grace.

Within its setting of light brown hair her face had a pretty regularity that was almost

doll-like. And indeed there were moments when she seemed nothing more than a doll; when

the oval face, with its long-lashed, pale blue eyes, expressed nothing; when it was

no more than a lazy mask of wax. She was Henry Wimbush's own niece; that bowler-like countenance

was one of the Wimbush heirlooms; it ran in the family, appearing in its female members

as a blank doll-face. But across this dollish mask, like a gay melody dancing over an unchanging

fundamental bass, passed Anne's other inheritance--quick laughter,

light ironic amusement, and the changing expressions of many moods. She was smiling now as Denis

looked down at her: her cat's smile, he called it, for no very good reason. The mouth was

compressed, and on either side of it two tiny wrinkles had formed themselves in her cheeks.

An infinity of slightly malicious amusement lurked in those little folds, in the puckers

about the half-closed eyes, in the eyes themselves, bright and laughing between the narrowed lids.

The preliminary greetings spoken, Denis found an empty chair between Gombauld and Jenny

and sat down. "How are you, Jenny?" he shouted to her. Jenny nodded and smiled in mysterious

silence, as though the subject of her health were a secret that could not be publicly divulged.

"How's London been since I went away?" Anne inquired from the depth of her chair. The

moment had come; the tremendously amusing narrative was waiting for utterance. "Well,"

said Denis, smiling happily, "to begin with...� "Has Priscilla told you of our great antiquarian

find?" Henry Wimbush leaned forward; the most promising of buds was nipped. "To begin with,"

said Denis desperately, "there was the Ballet...� "Last week," Mr. Wimbush went on softly and

implacably, "we dug up fifty yards of oaken drain-pipes; just tree trunks with a hole

bored through the middle. Very interesting indeed. Whether they were laid down by the

monks in the fifteenth century, or whether..." Denis listened gloomily. "Extraordinary!"

he said, when Mr. Wimbush had finished; "quite extraordinary!" He helped himself to another

slice of cake. He didn't even want to tell his tale about London now; he was damped.

For some time past Mary's grave blue eyes had been fixed upon him. "What have you been

writing lately?" she asked. It would be nice to have a little literary conversation. "Oh,

verse and prose," said Denis--"just verse and prose.� "Prose?" Mr. Scogan pounced

alarmingly on the word. "You've been writing prose?� "Yes.� "Not a novel?� "Yes.�

"My poor Denis!" exclaimed Mr. Scogan. "What about? "Denis felt rather uncomfortable. "Oh,

about the usual things, you know." "Of course," Mr. Scogan groaned. "I'll describe

the plot for you. Little Percy, the hero, was never good at games, but he was always

clever. He passes through the usual public school and the usual university and comes

to London, where he lives among the artists. He is bowed down with melancholy thought;

he carries the whole weight of the universe upon his shoulders. He writes a novel of dazzling

brilliance; he dabbles delicately in Amour and disappears, at the end of the book, into

the luminous Future.� Denis blushed scarlet. Mr. Scogan had described the plan of his novel

with an accuracy that was appalling. He made an effort to laugh. "You're entirely wrong,"

he said. "My novel is not in the least like that.

It was a heroic lie. Luckily, he reflected, only two chapters were written. He would tear

them up that very evening when he unpacked. Mr. Scogan paid no attention to his denial,

but went on: "Why will you young men continue to write about things that are so entirely

uninteresting as the mentality of adolescents and artists? Professional anthropologists

might find it interesting to turn sometimes from the beliefs of the Black fellow to the

philosophical preoccupations of the undergraduate. But you can't expect an ordinary adult man,

like myself, to be much moved by the story of his spiritual troubles. And after all,

even in England, even in Germany and Russia, there are more adults than adolescents.

As for the artist, he is preoccupied with problems that are so utterly unlike those

of the ordinary adult man--problems of pure aesthetics which don't so much as present

themselves to people like myself--that a description of his mental processes is as boring to the

ordinary reader as a piece of pure mathematics. A serious book about artists regarded as artists

is unreadable; and a book about artists regarded as lovers, husbands, dipsomaniacs, heroes,

and the like is really not worth writing again. Jean-Christophe is the stock artist of literature,

just as Professor Radium of 'Comic Cuts' is its stock man of

science.� "I'm sorry to hear I'm as uninteresting as all that," said Gombauld.

"Not at all, my dear Gombauld," Mr. Scogan hastened to explain. "As a lover or a dipsomaniac,

I've no doubt of your being a most fascinating specimen. But as a combiner of forms, you

must honestly admit it, you're a bore.� "I entirely disagree with you," exclaimed

Mary. She was somehow always out of breath when she talked. And her speech was punctuated

by little gasps. "I've known a great many artists, and I've always found their mentality

very interesting. Especially in Paris. Tschuplitski, for example--I saw a great deal of Tschuplitski

in Paris this spring...� "Ah, but then you're an exception, Mary, you're an exception,"

said Mr. Scogan. "You are a femme superieure.� A flush of pleasure turned Mary's face into

a harvest moon. End of chapter

CHAPTER IV. Denis woke up next morning to find the sun

shining, the sky serene. He decided to wear white flannel trousers--white flannel trousers

and a black jacket, with a silk shirt and his new peach-coloured tie. And what shoes?

White was the obvious choice, but there was something rather pleasing about the notion

of black patent leather. He lay in bed for several minutes considering the problem. Before

he went down--patent leather was his final choice--he looked at himself critically in

the glass. His hair might have been more golden, he reflected. As it was, its yellowness had

the hint of a greenish tinge in it. But his forehead was good. His forehead made up in

height what his chin lacked in prominence. His nose might have been longer, but it would

pass. His eyes might have been blue and not green. But his coat was very well cut and,

discreetly padded, made him seem robuster than he actually was. His legs, in their white

casing, were long and elegant. Satisfied, he descended the stairs. Most of the party

had already finished their breakfast. He found himself alone with Jenny. "I hope you slept

well," he said. "Yes, isn't it lovely?" Jenny replied, giving two rapid little nods. "But

we had such awful thunderstorms last week.� Parallel straight lines, Denis reflected,

meet only at infinity. He might talk for ever of care-charmer sleep and she of meteorology

till the end of time. Did one ever establish contact with anyone?

We are all parallel straight lines. Jenny was only a little more parallel than most.

"They are very alarming, these thunderstorms," he said, helping himself to porridge. "Don't

you think so? Or are you above being frightened?� "No. I always go to bed in a storm. One is

so much safer lying down.� "Why?� "Because," said Jenny, making a descriptive gesture,

"because lightning goes downwards and not flat ways. When you're lying down you're out

of the current.� "That's very ingenious.� "It's true.� There was a silence. Denis

finished his porridge and helped himself to bacon.

For lack of anything better to say, and because Mr. Scogan's absurd phrase was for some reason

running in his head, he turned to Jenny and asked: "Do you consider yourself a femme superieure?"

He had to repeat the question several times before Jenny got the hang of it. "No," she

said, rather indignantly, when at last she heard what Denis was saying. "Certainly not.

Has anyone been suggesting that I am?� "No," said Denis. "Mr. Scogan told Mary she was

one.� "Did he?" Jenny lowered her voice. "Shall I tell you what I think of that man?

I think he's slightly sinister. Having made this pronouncement, she entered the ivory

tower of her deafness and closed the door. Denis could not induce her to say anything

more, could not induce her even to listen. She just smiled at him, smiled and occasionally

nodded. Denis went out on to the terrace to smoke his after-breakfast pipe and to read

his morning paper. An hour later, when Anne came down, she found him still reading. By

this time he had got to the Court Circular and the Forthcoming Weddings. He got up to

meet her as she approached, a Hamadryad in white muslin, across the grass. "Why, Denis,"

she exclaimed, "you look perfectly sweet in your white trousers.� Denis was dreadfully

taken aback. There was no possible retort. "You speak as though I were a child in a new

frock," he said, with a show of irritation. "But that's how I feel about you, Denis dear."

"Then you oughtn't to.� "But I can't help it. I'm so much older than you.� "I like

that," he said. "Four years older.� "And if you do look perfectly sweet in your white

trousers, why shouldn't I say so? And why did you put them on, if you didn't think you

were going to look sweet in them?� "Let's go into the garden," said Denis. He was put

out; the conversation had taken such a preposterous and unexpected turn. He had planned a very

different opening, in which he was to lead off with, "You look adorable this morning,"

or something of the kind, and she was to answer, "Do I?" and then there was to be a pregnant

silence. And now she had got in first with the trousers. It was provoking; his pride

was hurt. That part of the garden that sloped down from

the foot of the terrace to the pool had a beauty which did not depend on colour so much

as on forms. It was as beautiful by moonlight as in the sun. The silver of water, the dark

shapes of yew and ilex trees remained, at all hours and seasons, the dominant features

of the scene. It was a landscape in black and white. For colour there was the flower-garden;

it lay to one side of the pool, separated from it by a huge Babylonian wall of yews.

You passed through a tunnel in the hedge, you opened a wicket in a wall, and you found

yourself, startlingly and suddenly, in the world of colour. The July borders blazed and

flared under the sun. Within its high brick walls the garden was

like a great tank of warmth and perfume and colour. Denis held open the little iron gate

for his companion. "It's like passing from a cloister into an Oriental palace," he said,

and took a deep breath of the warm, flower-scented air. "'In fragrant volleys they let fly...'

How does it go? "'Well shot, ye firemen! Oh how sweet And round your equal fires do meet;

Whose shrill report no ear can tell, But echoes to the eye and smell...'� "You have a bad

habit of quoting," said Anne. "As I never know the context or author, I find it humiliating.�

Denis apologized. "It's the fault of one's education. Things somehow seem more real and

vivid when one can apply somebody else's ready-made phrase about them.

And then there are lots of lovely names and words--Monophysite, Iamblichus, Pomponazzi;

you bring them out triumphantly, and feel you've clinched the argument with the mere

magical sound of them. That's what comes of the higher education.� "You may regret your

education," said Anne; "I'm ashamed of my lack of it. Look at those sunflowers! Aren't

they magnificent?� "Dark faces and golden crowns--they're kings of Ethiopia. And I like

the way the tits cling to the flowers and pick out the seeds, while the other loutish

birds, grubbing dirtily for their food, look up in envy from the ground. Do they look up

in envy? That's the literary touch, I'm afraid. Education again. It always comes back to that."

He was silent. Anne had sat down on a bench that stood in

the shade of an old apple tree. "I'm listening," she said. He did not sit down, but walked

backwards and forwards in front of the bench, gesticulating a little as he talked. "Books,"

he said--"books. One reads so many, and one sees so few people and so little of the world.

Great thick books about the universe and the mind and ethics. You've no idea how many there

are. I must have read twenty or thirty tons of them in the last five years. Twenty tons

of ratiocination. Weighted with that, one's pushed out into the world.� He went on walking

up and down. His voice rose, fell, was silent a moment, and then talked on. He moved his

hands, sometimes he waved his arms. Anne looked and listened quietly, as though

she were at a lecture. He was a nice boy, and to-day he looked charming--charming! One

entered the world, Denis pursued, having ready-made ideas about everything. One had a philosophy

and tried to make life fit into it. One should have lived first and then made one's philosophy

to fit life...Life, facts, things were horribly complicated; ideas, even the most difficult

of them, deceptively simple. In the world of ideas everything was clear; in life all

was obscure, embroiled. Was it surprising that one was miserable, horribly unhappy?

Denis came to a halt in front of the bench, and as he asked this last question he stretched

out his arms and stood for an instant in an attitude of crucifixion, then let them fall

again to his sides. "My poor Denis!" Anne was touched. He was

really too pathetic as he stood there in front of her in his white flannel trousers. "But

does one suffer about these things? It seems very extraordinary.� "You're like Scogan,"

cried Denis bitterly. "You regard me as a specimen for an anthropologist. Well, I suppose

I am.� "No, no," she protested, and drew in her skirt with a gesture that indicated

that he was to sit down beside her. He sat down. "Why can't you just take things for

granted and as they come?" she asked. "It's so much simpler.� "Of course it is," said

Denis. "But it's a lesson to be learnt gradually. There are the twenty tons of ratiocination

to be got rid of first." "I've always taken things as they come," said

Anne. "It seems so obvious. One enjoys the pleasant things, avoids the nasty ones. There's

nothing more to be said.� "Nothing--for you. But, then, you were born a pagan; I am

trying laboriously to make myself one. I can take nothing for granted, I can enjoy nothing

as it comes along. Beauty, pleasure, art, women--I have to invent an excuse, a justification

for everything that's delightful. Otherwise I can't enjoy it with an easy conscience.

I make up a little story about beauty and pretend that it has something to do with truth

and goodness. I have to say that art is the process by which one reconstructs the divine

reality out of chaos. Pleasure is one of the mystical roads to union

with the infinite--the ecstasies of drinking, dancing, love-making. As for women, I am perpetually

assuring myself that they're the broad highway to divinity. And to think that I'm only just

beginning to see through the silliness of the whole thing! It's incredible to me that

anyone should have escaped these horrors.� "It's still more incredible to me," said Anne,

"that anyone should have been a victim to them. I should like to see myself believing

that men are the highway to divinity." The amused malice of her smile planted two little

folds on either side of her mouth, and through their half-closed lids her eyes shone with

laughter. "What you need, Denis, is a nice plump young

wife, a fixed income, and a little congenial but regular work.� "What I need is you."

That was what he ought to have retorted, that was what he wanted passionately to say. He

could not say it. His desire fought against his shyness. "What I need is you." Mentally

he shouted the words, but not a sound issued from his lips. He looked at her despairingly.

Couldn't she see what was going on inside him? Couldn't she understand? "What I need

is you." He would say it, he would--he would. "I think I shall go and bathe," said

Anne. "It's so hot." The opportunity had passed. End of chapter

CHAPTER V. Mr. Wimbush had taken them to see the sights

of the Home Farm, and now they were standing, all six of them--Henry Wimbush, Mr. Scogan,

Denis, Gombauld, Anne, and Mary--by the low wall of the piggery, looking into one of the

styes. "This is a good sow," said Henry Wimbush. "She had a litter of fourteen. "Fourteen?"

Mary echoed incredulously. She turned astonished blue eyes towards Mr. Wimbush, then let them

fall onto the seething mass of elan vital that fermented in the sty. An immense sow

reposed on her side in the middle of the pen. Her round, black belly, fringed with a double

line of dugs, presented itself to the assault of an army of small, brownish-black swine.

With a frantic greed they tugged at their mother's flank. The old sow stirred sometimes

uneasily or uttered a little grunt of pain. One small pig, the runt, the weakling of the

litter, had been unable to secure a place at the banquet. Squealing shrilly, he ran

backwards and forwards, trying to push in among his stronger brothers or even to climb

over their tight little black backs towards the maternal reservoir. "There ARE fourteen,"

said Mary. "You're quite right. I counted. It's extraordinary.� "The sow next door,"

Mr. Wimbush went on, "has done very badly. She only had five in her litter. I shall give

her another chance. If she does no better next time, I shall fat her up and kill her.

There's the boar,� he pointed towards a farther sty.

"Fine old beast, isn't he? But he's getting past his prime. He'll have to go too.� "How

cruel!" Anne exclaimed. "But how practical, how eminently realistic!" said Mr. Scogan.

"In this farm we have a model of sound paternal government. Make them breed, make them work,

and when they're past working or breeding or begetting, slaughter them.� "Farming

seems to be mostly indecency and cruelty," said Anne. With the ferrule of his walking-stick

Denis began to scratch the boar's long bristly back. The animal moved a little so as to bring

himself within easier range of the instrument that evoked in him such delicious sensations;

then he stood stock still, softly grunting his contentment. The mud of years flaked off

his sides in a grey powdery scurf. "What a pleasure it is," said Denis, "to do

somebody a kindness. I believe I enjoy scratching this pig quite as much as he enjoys being

scratched. If only one could always be kind with so little expense or trouble...� A

gate slammed; there was a sound of heavy footsteps. "Morning, Rowley!" said Henry Wimbush. "Morning,

sir," old Rowley answered. He was the most venerable of the labourers on the farm--a

tall, solid man, still unbent, with grey side-whiskers and a steep, dignified profile. Grave, weighty

in his manner, splendidly respectable, Rowley had the air of a great English statesman of

the mid-nineteenth century. He halted on the outskirts of the group, and

for a moment they all looked at the pigs in a silence that was only broken by the sound

of grunting or the squelch of a sharp hoof in the mire. Rowley turned at last, slowly

and ponderously and nobly, as he did everything, and addressed himself to Henry Wimbush. "Look

at them, sir," he said, with a motion of his hand towards the wallowing swine. "Rightly

is they called pigs.� "Rightly indeed," Mr. Wimbush agreed. "I am abashed by that

man," said Mr. Scogan, as old Rowley plodded off slowly and with dignity. "What wisdom,

what judgment, what a sense of values! 'Rightly are they called swine.' Yes. And I wish I

could, with as much justice, say, 'Rightly are we called men.'"

They walked on towards the cowsheds and the stables of the cart-horses. Five white geese,

taking the air this fine morning, even as they were doing, met them in the way. They

hesitated, cackled; then, converting their lifted necks into rigid, horizontal snakes,

they rushed off in disorder, hissing horribly as they went. Red calves paddled in the dung

and mud of a spacious yard. In another enclosure stood the bull, massive as a locomotive. He

was a very calm bull, and his face wore an expression of melancholy stupidity. He gazed

with reddish-brown eyes at his visitors, chewed thoughtfully at the tangible memories of an

earlier meal, swallowed and regurgitated, chewed again.

His tail lashed savagely from side to side; it seemed to have nothing to do with his impassive

bulk. Between his short horns was a triangle of red curls, short and dense. "Splendid animal,"

said Henry Wimbush. "Pedigree stock. But he's getting a little old, like the boar.� "Fat

him up and slaughter him," Mr. Scogan pronounced, with a delicate old-maidish precision of utterance.

"Couldn't you give the animals a little holiday from producing children?" asked Anne. "I'm

so sorry for the poor things.� Mr. Wimbush shook his head. "Personally," he said, "I

rather like seeing fourteen pigs grow where only one grew before. The spectacle of so

much crude life is refreshing." "I'm glad to hear you say so," Gombauld broke

in warmly. "Lots of life: that's what we want. I like pullulation; everything ought to increase

and multiply as hard as it can.� Gombauld grew lyrical. Everybody ought to have children--Anne

ought to have them, Mary ought to have them--dozens and dozens. He emphasised his point by thumping

with his walking-stick on the bull's leather flanks. Mr. Scogan ought to pass on his intelligence

to little Scogans, and Denis to little Denises. The bull turned his head to see what was happening,

regarded the drumming stick for several seconds, then turned back again satisfied, it seemed,

that nothing was happening. Sterility was odious, unnatural, a sin against

life. Life, life, and still more life. The ribs of the placid bull resounded. Standing

with his back against the farmyard pump, a little apart, Denis examined the group. Gombauld,

passionate and vivacious, was its centre. The others stood round, listening--Henry Wimbush,

calm and polite beneath his grey bowler; Mary, with parted lips and eyes that shone with

the indignation of a convinced birth-controller. Anne looked on through half-shut eyes, smiling;

and beside her stood Mr. Scogan, bolt upright in an attitude of metallic rigidity that contrasted

strangely with that fluid grace of hers which even in stillness suggested a soft movement.

Gombauld ceased talking, and Mary, flushed and outraged, opened her mouth to refute him.

But she was too slow. Before she could utter a word Mr. Scogan's fluty voice had pronounced

the opening phrases of a discourse. There was no hope of getting so much as a word in

edgeways; Mary had perforce to resign herself. "Even your eloquence, my dear Gombauld," he

was saying--"even your eloquence must prove inadequate to reconvert the world to a belief

in the delights of mere multiplication. With the gramophone, the cinema, and the automatic

pistol, the goddess of Applied Science has presented the world with another gift, more

precious even than these--the means of dissociating love from propagation.

Eros, for those who wish it, is now an entirely free god; his deplorable associations with

Lucina may be broken at will. In the course of the next few centuries, who knows? the

world may see a more complete severance. I look forward to it optimistically. Where the

great Erasmus Darwin and Miss Anna Seward, Swan of Lichfield, experimented--and, for

all their scientific ardour, failed--our descendants will experiment and succeed. An impersonal

generation will take the place of Nature's hideous system. In vast state incubators,

rows upon rows of gravid bottles will supply the world with the population it requires.

The family system will disappear; society, sapped at its very base, will have to find

new foundations; and Eros, beautifully and irresponsibly free, will flit like a gay butterfly

from flower to flower through a sunlit world.� "It sounds lovely," said Anne. "The distant

future always does.� Mary's china blue eyes, more serious and more astonished than ever,

were fixed on Mr. Scogan. "Bottles?" she said. "Do you really think so? Bottles..."

End of chapter CHAPTER VI.

Mr. Barbecue-Smith arrived in time for tea on Saturday afternoon. He was a short and

corpulent man, with a very large head and no neck. In his earlier middle age he had

been distressed by this absence of neck, but was comforted by reading in Balzac's "Louis

Lambert" that all the world's great men have been marked by the same peculiarity, and for

a simple and obvious reason: Greatness is nothing more nor less than the harmonious

functioning of the faculties of the head and heart; the shorter the neck, the more closely

these two organs approach one another; argal...It was convincing. Mr. Barbecue-Smith belonged

to the old school of journalists. He sported a leonine head with a greyish-black

mane of oddly unappetising hair brushed back from a broad but low forehead. And somehow

he always seemed slightly, ever so slightly, soiled. In younger days he had gaily called

himself a Bohemian. He did so no longer. He was a teacher now, a kind of prophet. Some

of his books of comfort and spiritual teaching were in their hundred and twentieth thousand.

Priscilla received him with every mark of esteem. He had never been to Crome before;

she showed him round the house. Mr. Barbecue-Smith was full of admiration. "So quaint, so old-world,"

he kept repeating. He had a rich, rather unctuous voice. Priscilla praised his latest book.

"Splendid, I thought it was," she said in her large, jolly way. "I'm happy to think

you found it a comfort," said Mr. Barbecue-Smith. "Oh, tremendously! And the bit about the Lotus

Pool--I thought that so beautiful.� "I knew you would like that. It came to me, you know,

from without." He waved his hand to indicate the astral world. They went out into the garden

for tea. Mr. Barbecue-Smith was duly introduced. "Mr. Stone is a writer too," said Priscilla,

as she introduced Denis. "Indeed!" Mr. Barbecue-Smith smiled benignly, and, looking up at Denis

with an expression of Olympian condescension, "And what sort of things do you write?"

Denis was furious, and, to make matters worse, he felt himself blushing hotly. Had Priscilla

no sense of proportion? She was putting them in the same category--Barbecue-Smith and himself.

They were both writers, they both used pen and ink. To Mr. Barbecue-Smith's question

he answered, "Oh, nothing much, nothing," and looked away. "Mr. Stone is one of our

younger poets." It was Anne's voice. He scowled at her, and she smiled back exasperatingly.

"Excellent, excellent," said Mr. Barbecue-Smith, and he squeezed Denis's arm encouragingly.

"The Bard's is a noble calling.� As soon as tea was over Mr. Barbecue-Smith excused

himself; he had to do some writing before dinner.

Priscilla quite understood. The prophet retired to his chamber. Mr. Barbecue-Smith came down

to the drawing-room at ten to eight. He was in a good humour, and, as he descended the

stairs, he smiled to himself and rubbed his large white hands together. In the drawing-room

someone was playing softly and ramblingly on the piano. He wondered who it could be.

One of the young ladies, perhaps. But no, it was only Denis, who got up hurriedly and

with some embarrassment as he came into the room. "Do go on, do go on," said Mr. Barbecue-Smith.

"I am very fond of music.� "Then I couldn't possibly go on," Denis replied. "I only make

noises.� There was a silence. Mr. Barbecue-Smith stood with his back to

the hearth, warming himself at the memory of last winter's fires. He could not control

his interior satisfaction, but still went on smiling to himself. At last he turned to

Denis. "You write," he asked, "don't you?� "Well, yes--a little, you know.� "How many

words do you find you can write in an hour?� "I don't think I've ever counted.� "Oh,

you ought to, you ought to. It's most important.� Denis exercised his memory. "When I'm in good

form," he said, "I fancy I do a twelve-hundred-word review in about four hours. But sometimes

it takes me much longer." Mr. Barbecue-Smith nodded. "Yes, three hundred words an hour

at your best. He walked out into the middle of the room,

turned round on his heels, and confronted Denis again. "Guess how many words I wrote

this evening between five and half-past seven.� "I can't imagine.� "No, but you must guess.

Between five and half-past seven--that's two and a half hours.� "Twelve hundred words,"

Denis hazarded. "No, no, no." Mr. Barbecue-Smith's expanded face shone with gaiety. "Try again.�

"Fifteen hundred.� "No.""I give it up," said Denis. He found he couldn't summon up

much interest in Mr. Barbecue-Smith's writing. "Well, I'll tell you. Three thousand eight

hundred.� Denis opened his eyes. "You must get a lot done in a day," he said.

Mr. Barbecue-Smith suddenly became extremely confidential. He pulled up a stool to the

side of Denis's arm-chair, sat down in it, and began to talk softly and rapidly. "Listen

to me," he said, laying his hand on Denis's sleeve. "You want to make your living by writing;

you're young, you're inexperienced. Let me give you a little sound advice.� What was

the fellow going to do? Denis wondered: give him an introduction to the editor of "John

o' London's Weekly", or tell him where he could sell a light middle for seven guineas?

Mr. Barbecue-Smith patted his arm several times and went on. "The secret of writing,"

he said, breathing it into the young man's ear--"the secret of writing is Inspiration."

Denis looked at him in astonishment. "Inspiration..." Mr. Barbecue-Smith repeated. "You mean the

native wood-note business?� Mr. Barbecue-Smith nodded. "Oh, then I entirely agree with you,"

said Denis. "But what if one hasn't got Inspiration?� "That was precisely the question I was waiting

for," said Mr. Barbecue-Smith. "You ask me what one should do if one hasn't got Inspiration.

I answer: you have Inspiration; everyone has Inspiration. It's simply a question of getting

it to function.� The clock struck eight. There was no sign of any of the other guests;

everybody was always late at Crome. Mr. Barbecue-Smith went on.

"That's my secret," he said. "I give it you freely." (Denis made a suitably grateful murmur

and grimace.) "I'll help you to find your Inspiration, because I don't like to see a

nice, steady young man like you exhausting his vitality and wasting the best years of

his life in a grinding intellectual labour that could be completely obviated by Inspiration.

I did it myself, so I know what it's like. Up till the time I was thirty-eight I was

a writer like you--a writer without Inspiration. All I wrote I squeezed out of myself by sheer

hard work. Why, in those days I was never able to do more than six-fifty words an hour,

and what's more, I often didn't sell what I wrote. He sighed.

"We artists," he said parenthetically, "we intellectuals aren't much appreciated here

in England." Denis wondered if there was any method, consistent, of course, with politeness,

by which he could dissociate himself from Mr. Barbecue-Smith's "we." There was none;

and besides, it was too late now, for Mr. Barbecue-Smith was once more pursuing the

tenor of his discourse. "At thirty-eight I was a poor, struggling, tired, overworked,

unknown journalist. Now, at fifty..." He paused modestly and made a little gesture, moving

his fat hands outwards, away from one another, and expanding his fingers as though in demonstration.

He was exhibiting himself. Denis thought of that advertisement of Nestle's

milk--the two cats on the wall, under the moon, one black and thin, the other white,

sleek, and fat. Before Inspiration and after. "Inspiration has made the difference," said

Mr. Barbecue-Smith solemnly. "It came quite suddenly--like a gentle dew from heaven."

He lifted his hand and let it fall back on to his knee to indicate the descent of the

dew. "It was one evening. I was writing my first little book about the Conduct of Life--'Humble

Heroisms'. You may have read it; it has been a comfort--at least I hope and think so--a

comfort to many thousands. I was in the middle of the second chapter, and I was stuck.

I sat biting the end of my pen and looking at the electric light, which hung above my

table, a little above and in front of me." He indicated the position of the lamp with

elaborate care. "Have you ever looked at a bright light intently for a long time?" he

asked, turning to Denis. Denis didn't think he had. "You can hypnotise yourself that way,"

Mr. Barbecue-Smith went on. The gong sounded in a terrific crescendo from the hall. Still

no sign of the others. Denis was horribly hungry. "That's what happened to me," said

Mr. Barbecue-Smith. "I was hypnotised. I lost consciousness like that." He snapped his fingers.

"When I came to, I found that it was past midnight, and I had written four thousand

words. Four thousand," he repeated, opening his mouth very wide on the "ou" of

thousand. "Inspiration had come to me.� "What a very extraordinary thing," said Denis.

"I was afraid of it at first. It didn't seem to me natural. I didn't feel, somehow, that

it was quite right, quite fair, I might almost say, to produce a literary composition unconsciously.

Besides, I was afraid I might have written nonsense.� "And had you written nonsense?"

Denis asked. "Certainly not," Mr. Barbecue-Smith replied, with a trace of annoyance. "Certainly

not. It was admirable. Just a few spelling mistakes and slips, such as there generally

are in automatic writing. But the style, the thought--all the essentials were admirable.

After that, Inspiration came to me regularly. I wrote the whole of 'Humble Heroisms' like

that. It was a great success, and so has everything been that I have written since." He leaned

forward and jabbed at Denis with his finger. "That's my secret," he said, "and that's how

you could write too, if you tried--without effort, fluently, well.� "But how?" asked

Denis, trying not to show how deeply he had been insulted by that final "well.� "By

cultivating your Inspiration, by getting into touch with your Subconscious. Have you ever

read my little book, 'Pipe-Lines to the Infinite'?� Denis had to confess that that was, precisely,

one of the few, perhaps the only one, of Mr. Barbecue-Smith's works he had not read.

"Never mind, never mind," said Mr. Barbecue-Smith. "It's just a little book about the connection

of the Subconscious with the Infinite. Get into touch with the Subconscious and you are

in touch with the Universe. Inspiration, in fact. You follow me?� "Perfectly, perfectly,"

said Denis. "But don't you find that the Universe sometimes sends you very irrelevant messages?�

"I don't allow it to," Mr. Barbecue-Smith replied. "I canalise it. I bring it down through

pipes to work the turbines of my conscious mind.� "Like Niagara," Denis suggested.

Some of Mr. Barbecue-Smith's remarks sounded strangely like quotations--quotations from

his own works, no doubt. "Precisely. Like Niagara. And this is how I do it."

He leaned forward, and with a raised forefinger marked his points as he made them, beating

time, as it were, to his discourse. "Before I go off into my trance, I concentrate on

the subject I wish to be inspired about. Let us say I am

writing about the humble heroisms; for ten minutes before I go into the trance I think

of nothing but orphans supporting their little brothers and sisters, of dull work well and

patiently done, and I focus my mind on such great philosophical truths as the purification

and uplifting of the soul by suffering, and the alchemical transformation of leaden evil

into golden good." (Denis again hung up his little festoon of quotation marks.) "Then

I pop off. Two or three hours later I wake up again,

and find that inspiration has done its work. Thousands of words, comforting, uplifting

words, lie before me. I type them out neatly on my machine and they are ready for the printer.�

"It all sounds wonderfully simple," said Denis. "It is. All the great and splendid and divine

things of life are wonderfully simple." (Quotation marks again.) "When I have to do my aphorisms,"

Mr. Barbecue-Smith continued, "I prelude my trance by turning over the pages of any Dictionary

of Quotations or Shakespeare Calendar that comes to hand. That sets the key, so to speak;

that ensures that the Universe shall come flowing in, not in a continuous rush, but

in aphorismic drops. You see the idea?" Denis nodded. Mr. Barbecue-Smith put his hand

in his pocket and pulled out a notebook. "I did a few in the train to-day," he said, turning

over the pages. "Just dropped off into a trance in the corner of my carriage. I find the train

very conducive to good work. Here they are." He cleared his throat and read: "The Mountain

Road may be steep, but the air is pure up there, and it is from the Summit that one

gets the view.� "The Things that Really Matter happen in the Heart.� It was curious,

Denis reflected, the way the Infinite sometimes repeated itself. "Seeing is Believing. Yes,

but Believing is also Seeing. If I believe in God, I see God, even in the things that

seem to be evil.� Mr. Barbecue-Smith looked up from his notebook.

"That last one," he said, "is particularly subtle and beautiful, don't you think? Without

Inspiration I could never have hit on that." He re-read the apophthegm with a slower and

more solemn utterance. "Straight from the Infinite,� he commented reflectively, then

addressed himself to the next aphorism. "The flame of a candle gives Light, but it also

Burns.� Puzzled wrinkles appeared on Mr. Barbecue-Smith's forehead. "I don't exactly

know what that means," he said. "It's very gnomic. One could apply it, of course to the

Higher Education--illuminating, but provoking the Lower Classes to discontent and revolution.

Yes, I suppose that's what it is. But it's gnomic, it's gnomic." You rubbed his chin

thoughtfully. The gong sounded again, clamorously, it seemed

imploringly: dinner was growing cold. It roused Mr. Barbecue-Smith from meditation. He turned

to Denis. "You understand me now when I advise you to cultivate your Inspiration. Let your

Subconscious work for you; turn on the Niagara of the Infinite.� There was the sound of

feet on the stairs. Mr. Barbecue-Smith got up,

laid his hand for an instant on Denis's shoulder, and said: "No more now. Another time. And

remember, I rely absolutely on your discretion in this matter. There are intimate, sacred

things that one doesn't wish to be generally known.� "Of course," said Denis. "I quite

understand." End of chapter

CHAPTER VII. At Crome all the beds were ancient hereditary

pieces of furniture. Huge beds, like four-masted ships, with furled sails of shining coloured

stuff. Beds carved and inlaid, beds painted and gilded. Beds of walnut and oak, of rare

exotic woods. Beds of every date and fashion from the time of Sir Ferdinando, who built

the house, to the time of his namesake in the late eighteenth century, the last of the

family, but all of them grandiose, magnificent. The finest of all was now Anne's bed. Sir

Julius, son to Sir Ferdinando, had had it made in Venice against his wife's first lying-in.

Early seicento Venice had expended all its extravagant art in the making of it.

The body of the bed was like a great square sarcophagus. Clustering roses were carved

in high relief on its wooden panels, and luscious putti wallowed among the roses. On the black

ground-work of the panels the carved reliefs were gilded and burnished. The golden roses

twined in spirals up the four pillar-like posts, and cherubs, seated at the top of each

column, supported a wooden canopy fretted with the same carved flowers. Anne was reading

in bed. Two candles stood on the little table beside her, in their rich light her face,

her bare arm and shoulder took on warm hues and a sort of peach-like quality of surface.

Here and there in the canopy above her carved golden petals shone brightly among profound

shadows, and the soft light, falling on the sculptured panel of the bed,

broke restlessly among the intricate roses, lingered in a broad caress on the blown cheeks,

the dimpled bellies, the tight, absurd little posteriors of the sprawling putti. There was

a discreet tap at the door. She looked up. "Come in, come in.� A face, round and childish,

within its sleek bell of golden hair, peered round the opening door. More childish-looking

still, a suit of mauve pyjamas made its entrance. It was Mary. "I thought I'd just look in for

a moment to say good-night," she said, and sat down on the edge of the bed. Anne closed

her book. "That was very sweet of you.� "What are you reading?" She looked at the

book. "Rather second-rate, isn't it? The tone in which Mary pronounced the word

"second-rateimplied an almost infinite denigration. She was accustomed in London

to associate only with first-rate people who liked first-rate things, and she knew that

there were very, very few first-rate things in the world, and that those were mostly French.

"Well, I'm afraid I like it," said Anne. There was nothing more to be said. The silence that

followed was a rather uncomfortable one. Mary fiddled uneasily with the bottom button of

her pyjama jacket. Leaning back on her mound of heaped-up pillows, Anne waited and wondered

what was coming. "I'm so awfully afraid of repressions," said Mary at last, bursting

suddenly and surprisingly into speech. She pronounced the words on the tail-end of

an expiring breath, and had to gasp for new air almost before the phrase was finished.

"What's there to be depressed about?� "I said repressions, not depressions.� "Oh,

repressions; I see," said Anne. "But repressions of what?� Mary had to explain. "The natural

instincts of sex..." she began didactically. But Anne cut her short. "Yes, yes. Perfectly.

I understand. Repressions! old maids and all the rest. But what about them?� "That's

just it," said Mary. "I'm afraid of them. It's always dangerous to repress one's instincts.

I'm beginning to detect in myself symptoms like the ones you read of in the books.

I constantly dream that I'm falling down wells; and sometimes I even dream that I'm climbing

up ladders. It's most disquieting. The symptoms are only too clear.� "Are they?� "One

may become a nymphomaniac of one's not careful. You've no idea how serious these repressions

are if you don't get rid of them in time.� "It sounds too awful," said Anne. "But I don't

see that I can do anything to help you.� "I thought I'd just like to talk it over with

you.� "Why, of course; I'm only too happy, Mary darling.� Mary coughed and drew a deep

breath. "I presume," she began sententiously, "I presume we may take for granted that an

intelligent young woman of twenty-three who has lived in civilised society in the twentieth

century has no prejudices." "Well, I confess I still have a few.� "But

not about repressions.� "No, not many about repressions; that's true.� "Or, rather,

about getting rid of repressions.� "Exactly.� "So much for our fundamental postulate," said

Mary. Solemnity was expressed in every feature of her round young face, radiated from her

large blue eyes. "We come next to the desirability of possessing experience. I hope we are agreed

that knowledge is desirable and that ignorance is undesirable.� Obedient as one of those

complaisant disciples from whom Socrates could get whatever answer he chose, Anne gave her

assent to this proposition. "And we are equally agreed, I hope, that marriage is what it is."

"It is.� "Good!" said Mary. "And repressions being what they are...� "Exactly.� "There

would therefore seem to be only one conclusion.� "But I knew that," Anne exclaimed, "before

you began.� "Yes, but now it's been proved," said Mary. "One must do things logically.

The question is now...� "But where does the question come in? You've reached your

only possible conclusion--logically, which is more than I could have done. All that remains

is to impart the information to someone you like--someone you like really rather a lot,

someone you're in love with, if I may express myself so baldly.� "But that's just where

the question comes in," Mary exclaimed. "I'm not in love with anybody."

"Then, if I were you, I should wait till you are.� "But I can't go on dreaming night

after night that I'm falling down a well. It's too dangerous.� "Well, if it really

is TOO dangerous, then of course you must do something about it; you must find somebody

else.� "But who?" A thoughtful frown puckered Mary's brow. "It must be somebody intelligent,

somebody with intellectual interests that I can share. And it must be somebody with

a proper respect for women, somebody who's prepared to talk seriously about his work

and his ideas and about my work and my ideas. It isn't, as you see, at all easy to find

the right person.� "Well" said Anne, "there are three unattached and intelligent men in

the house at the present time. There's Mr. Scogan, to begin with; but perhaps

he's rather too much of a genuine antique. And there are Gombauld and Denis. Shall we

say that the choice is limited to the last two?� Mary nodded. "I think we had better,"

she said, and then hesitated, with a certain air of embarrassment. "What is it?� "I was

wondering," said Mary, with a gasp, "whether they really were unattached. I thought that

perhaps you might...� "It was very nice of you to think of me, Mary darling,"

said Anne, smiling the tight cat's smile. "But as far as I'm concerned, they are both

entirely unattached.� "I'm very glad of that," said Mary, looking relieved. "We are

now confronted with the question: Which of the two?"

"I can give no advice. It's a matter for your taste.� "It's not a matter of my taste,"

Mary pronounced, "but of their merits. We must weigh them and consider them carefully

and dispassionately.� "You must do the weighing yourself," said Anne; there was still the

trace of a smile at the corners of her mouth and round the half-closed eyes. "I won't run

the risk of advising you wrongly.� "Gombauld has more talent," Mary began, "but he is less

civilised than Denis." Mary's pronunciation of "civilised" gave the word a special and

additional significance. She uttered it meticulously, in the very front of her mouth, hissing delicately

on the opening sibilant. So few people were civilised, and they, like

the first-rate works of art, were mostly French. "Civilisation is most important, don't you

think?� Anne held up her hand. "I won't advise," she said. "You must make the decision.�

"Gombauld's family," Mary went on reflectively, "comes from Marseilles. Rather a dangerous

heredity, when one thinks of the Latin attitude towards women. But then, I sometimes wonder

whether Denis is altogether serious-minded, whether he isn't rather a dilettante. It's

very difficult. What do you think?� "I'm not listening," said Anne. "I refuse to take

any responsibility.� Mary sighed. "Well," she said, "I think I had better go to bed

and think about it.� "Carefully and dispassionately," said Anne.

At the door Mary turned round. "Good-night," she said, and wondered as she said the words

why Anne was smiling in that curious way. It was probably nothing, she reflected. Anne

often smiled for no apparent reason; it was probably just a habit. "I hope I shan't dream

of falling down wells again to-night," she added. "Ladders are worse," said Anne. Mary

nodded. "Yes, ladders are much graver." End of chapter

CHAPTER VIII. Breakfast on Sunday morning was an hour later

than on week-days, and Priscilla, who usually made no public appearance before luncheon,

honoured it by her presence. Dressed in black silk, with a ruby cross as well as her customary

string of pearls round her neck, she presided. An enormous Sunday paper concealed all but

the extreme pinnacle of her coiffure from the outer world. "I see Surrey has won," she

said, with her mouth full, "by four wickets. The sun is in Leo: that would account for

it!� "Splendid game, cricket," remarked Mr. Barbecue-Smith heartily to no one in particular;

"so thoroughly English.� Jenny, who was sitting next to him, woke up suddenly with

a start. "What?" she said. "What?" "So English," repeated Mr. Barbecue-Smith.

Jenny looked at him, surprised. "English? Of course I am.� He was beginning to explain,

when Mrs. Wimbush vailed her Sunday paper, and appeared, a square, mauve-powdered face

in the midst of orange splendours. "I see there's a new series of articles on the next

world just beginning," she said to Mr. Barbecue-Smith. "This one's called Summer Land and Gehenna.'�

"Summer Land," echoed Mr. Barbecue-Smith, closing his eyes. "Summer Land. A beautiful

name. Beautiful--beautiful.� Mary had taken the seat next to Denis's. After a night of

careful consideration she had decided on Denis. He might have less talent than Gombauld, he

might be a little lacking in seriousness, but somehow he was safer.

"Are you writing much poetry here in the country?" she asked, with a bright gravity. "None,"

said Denis curtly. "I haven't brought my typewriter.� "But do you mean to say you can't write without

a typewriter?� Denis shook his head. He hated talking at breakfast, and, besides,

he wanted to hear what Mr. Scogan was saying at the other end of the table. "...My scheme

for dealing with the Church," Mr. Scogan was saying, "is beautifully simple. At the present

time the Anglican clergy wear their collars the wrong way round. I would compel them to

wear, not only their collars, but all their clothes, turned back to frantic--coat, waistcoat,

trousers, boots--so that every clergyman should present to the world a smooth facade, unbroken

by stud, button, or lace. The enforcement of such a livery would act

as a wholesome deterrent to those intending to enter the Church. At the same time it would

enormously enhance, what Archbishop Laud so rightly insisted on, the 'beauty of holiness'

in the few incorrigibles who could not be deterred.� "In hell, it seems," said Priscilla,

reading in her Sunday paper, "the children amuse themselves by flaying lambs alive.�

"Ah, but, dear lady, that's only a symbol," exclaimed Mr.

Barbecue-Smith, "a material symbol of a h-piritual truth. Lambs signify...� "Then there are

military uniforms," Mr. Scogan went on. "When scarlet and pipe-clay were abandoned for khaki,

there were some who trembled for the future of war.

But then, finding how elegant the new tunic was, how closely it clipped the waist, how

voluptuously, with the lateral bustles of the pockets, it exaggerated the hips; when

they realized the brilliant potentialities of breeches and top-boots, they were reassured.

Abolish these military elegances, standardise a uniform of sack-cloth and mackintosh, you

will very soon find that...� "Is anyone coming to church with me this morning?" asked

Henry Wimbush. No one responded. He baited his bare invitation. "I read the lessons,

you know. And there's Mr. Bodiham. His sermons are sometimes worth hearing."

"Thank you, thank you," said Mr. Barbecue-Smith. "I for one prefer to worship in the infinite

church of Nature. How does our Shakespeare put it? 'Sermons in books, stones in the running

brooks.'" He waved his arm in a fine gesture towards the window, and even as he did so

he became vaguely, but none the less insistently, none the less uncomfortably aware that something

had gone wrong with the quotation. Somethingwhat could it be? Sermons? Stones? Books?

End of chapter CHAPTER IX.

Mr. Bodiham was sitting in his study at the Rectory. The nineteenth-century Gothic windows,

narrow and pointed, admitted the light grudgingly; in spite of the brilliant July weather, the

room was sombre. Brown varnished bookshelves lined the walls, filled with row upon row

of those thick, heavy theological works which the second-hand booksellers generally sell

by weight. The mantelpiece, the over-mantel, a towering structure of spindly pillars and

little shelves, were brown and varnished. The writing-desk was brown and varnished.

So were the chairs, so was the door. A dark red-brown carpet with patterns covered the

floor. Everything was brown in the room, and there was a curious brownish smell.

In the midst of this brown gloom Mr. Bodiham sat at his desk. He was the man in the Iron

Mask. A grey metallic face with iron cheek-bones and a narrow iron brow; iron folds, hard and

unchanging, ran perpendicularly down his cheeks; his nose was the iron beak of some thin, delicate

bird of rapine. He had brown eyes, set in sockets rimmed with iron; round them the skin

was dark, as though it had been charred. Dense wiry hair covered his skull; it had been black,

it was turning grey. His ears were very small and fine. His jaws, his chin, his upper lip

were dark, iron-dark, where he had shaved. His voice, when he spoke and especially when

he raised it in preaching, was harsh, like the grating of iron hinges when a seldom-used

door is opened. It was nearly half-past twelve. He had just come back from church, hoarse

and weary with preaching. He preached with fury, with passion, an iron man beating with

a flail upon the souls of his congregation. But the souls of the faithful at Crome were

made of india-rubber, solid rubber; the flail rebounded. They were used to Mr. Bodiham at

Crome. The flail thumped on india-rubber, and as often as not the rubber slept. That

morning he had preached, as he had often preached before, on the nature of God.

He had tried to make them understand about God, what a fearful thing it was to fall into

His hands. God--they thought of something soft and merciful. They blinded themselves

to facts; still more, they blinded themselves to the Bible. The passengers on the "Titanic"

sang "Nearer my God to Thee" as the ship was going down. Did they realise what they were

asking to be brought nearer to? A white fire of righteousness, an angry fire... When Savonarola

preached, men sobbed and groaned aloud. Nothing broke the polite silence with which Crome

listened to Mr. Bodiham--only an occasional cough and sometimes the sound of heavy breathing.

In the front pew sat Henry Wimbush, calm, well-bred, beautifully dressed. There were

times when Mr. Bodiham wanted to jump down from the pulpit and shake him into life,--times

when he would have liked to beat and kill his whole congregation. He sat at his desk

dejectedly. Outside the Gothic windows the earth was warm and marvelously calm. Everything

was as it had always been. And yet, and yet...It was nearly four years now since he had preached

that sermon on Matthew xxiv. 7: "For nation shall rise up against nation, and kingdom

against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers

places." It was nearly four years. He had had the sermon printed; it was so terribly,

so vitally important that all the world should know what he had to say. A copy of the little

pamphlet lay on his desk--eight small grey pages, printed by a fount of type that had

grown blunt, like an old dog's teeth, by the endless champing and champing of the press.

He opened it and began to read it yet once again. "'For nation shall rise up against

nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes,

in divers places.� "Nineteen centuries have elapsed since Our Lord gave utterance to those

words, and not a single one of them has been without wars, plagues, famines, and earthquakes.

Mighty empires have crashed in ruin to the ground, diseases have unpeopled half the globe,

there have been vast natural cataclysms in which thousands have been overwhelmed by flood

and fire and whirlwind. Time and again, in the course of these nineteen centuries, such

things have happened, but they have not brought Christ back to earth. They were 'signs of

the times' inasmuch as they were signs of God's wrath against the chronic wickedness

of mankind, but they were not signs of the times in connection with the Second Coming.

"If earnest Christians have regarded the present war as a true sign of the Lord's approaching

return, it is not merely because it happens to be a great war involving the lives of millions

of people, not merely because famine is tightening its

grip on every country in Europe, not merely because disease of every kind, from syphilis

to spotted fever, is rife among the warring nations; no, it is not for these reasons that

we regard this war as a true Sign of the Times, but because in its origin and its progress

it is marked by certain characteristics which seem to connect it almost beyond a doubt with

the predictions in Christian Prophecy relating to the Second Coming of the Lord. "Let me

enumerate the features of the present war which most clearly suggest that it is a Sign

foretelling the near approach of the Second Advent.

Our Lord said that 'this Gospel of the Kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness

unto all nations; and then shall the end come.' Although it would be presumptuous for us to

say what degree of evangelization will be regarded by God as sufficient, we may at least

confidently hope that a century of unflagging missionary work has brought the fulfilment

of this condition at any rate near. True, the larger number of the world's inhabitants

have remained deaf to the preaching of the true religion; but that does not vitiate the

fact that the Gospel HAS been preached 'for a witness' to all unbelievers from the Papist

to the Zulu. The responsibility for the continued prevalence

of unbelief lies, not with the preachers, but with those preached to. "Again, it has

been generally recognized that 'the drying up of the waters of the great river Euphrates,'

mentioned in the sixteenth chapter of Revelation, refers to the decay and extinction of Turkish

power, and is a sign of the near approaching end of the world as we know it. The capture

of Jerusalem and the successes in Mesopotamia are great strides forward in the destruction

of the Ottoman Empire; though it must be admitted that the Gallipoli episode proved that the

Turk still possesses a 'notable horn' of strength. Historically speaking, this drying up of Ottoman

power has been going on for the past century; the last two years have witnessed a great

acceleration of the process, and there can be no doubt that complete desiccation is within

sight. "Closely following on the words concerning the drying up of Euphrates comes the prophecy

of Armageddon, that world war with which the Second Coming is to be so closely associated.

Once begun, the world war can end only with the return of Christ, and His coming will

be sudden and unexpected, like that of a thief in the night. "Let us examine the facts. In

history, exactly as in St. John's Gospel, the world war is immediately preceded by the

drying up of Euphrates, or the decay of Turkish power.

This fact alone would be enough to connect the present conflict with the Armageddon of

Revelation and therefore to point to the near approach of the Second Advent. But further

evidence of an even more solid and convincing nature can be adduced. "Armageddon is brought

about by the activities of three unclean spirits, as it were toads, which come out of the mouths

of the Dragon, the Beast, and the False Prophet. If we can identify these three powers of evil

much light will clearly be thrown on the whole question. "The Dragon, the Beast, and the

False Prophet can all be identified in history. Satan, who can only work through human agency,

has used these three powers in the long war against Christ which has filled the last nineteen

centuries with religious strife. The Dragon, it has been sufficiently established, is pagan

Rome, and the spirit issuing from its mouth is the spirit of Infidelity. The Beast, alternatively

symbolized as a Woman, is undoubtedly the Papal power, and Popery is the spirit which

it spews forth. There is only one power which answers to the description of the False Prophet,

the wolf in sheep's clothing, the agent of the devil working in the guise of the Lamb,

and that power is the so-called 'Society of Jesus. The spirit that issues from the mouth

of the False Prophet is the spirit of False Morality.

"We may assume, then, that the three evil spirits are Infidelity, Popery, and False

Morality. Have these three influences been the real cause of the present conflict? The

answer is clear. "The spirit of Infidelity is the very spirit of German criticism. The

Higher Criticism, as it is mockingly called, denies the possibility of miracles, prediction,

and real inspiration, and attempts to account for the Bible as a natural development. Slowly

but surely, during the last eighty years, the spirit of Infidelity has been robbing

the Germans of their Bible and their faith, so that Germany is to-day a nation of unbelievers.

Higher Criticism has thus made the war possible; for it would be absolutely impossible for

any Christian nation to wage war as Germany is waging it.

"We come next to the spirit of Popery, whose influence in causing the war was quite as

great as that of Infidelity, though not, perhaps, so immediately obvious. Since the Franco-Prussian

War the Papal power has steadily declined in France, while in Germany it has steadily

increased. To-day France is an anti-papal state, while Germany possesses a powerful

Roman Catholic minority. Two papally controlled states, Germany and Austria, are at war with

six anti-papal states--England, France, Italy, Russia, Serbia, and Portugal. Belgium is,

of course, a thoroughly papal state, and there can be little doubt that the presence

on the Alliesside of an element so essentially hostile has done much to hamper the righteous

cause and is responsible for our comparative ill-success. That the spirit of Popery is

behind the war is thus seen clearly enough in the grouping of the opposed powers, while

the rebellion in the Roman Catholic parts of Ireland has merely confirmed a conclusion

already obvious to any unbiased mind. "The spirit of False Morality has played as great

a part in this war as the two other evil spirits. The Scrap of Paper incident is the nearest

and most obvious example of Germany's adherence to this essentially unchristian or Jesuitical

morality. The end is German world-power, and in the

attainment of this end, any means are justifiable. It is the true principle of Jesuitry applied

to international politics. "The identification is now complete. As was predicted in Revelation,

the three evil spirits have gone forth just as the decay of the Ottoman power was nearing

completion, and have joined together to make the world war. The warning, 'Behold, I come

as a thief,' is therefore meant for the present period--for you and me and all the world.

This war will lead on inevitably to the war of Armageddon, and will only be brought to

an end by the Lord's personal return. "And when He returns, what will happen? Those

who are in Christ, St. John tells us, will be called to the Supper of the Lamb. Those

who are found fighting against Him will be called to the Supper of the Great God--that

grim banquet where they shall not feast, but be feasted on. 'For,' as St. John says, 'I

saw an angel standing in the sun; and he cried in a loud voice, saying to all the fowls that

fly in the midst of heaven, Come and gather yourselves together unto the supper of the

Great God; that ye may eat the flesh of kings, and the flesh of captains, and the flesh of

mighty men, and the flesh of horses, and of them that sit on them,

and the flesh of all men, both free and bond, both small and great.' All the enemies of

Christ will be slain with the sword of him that sits upon the horse, 'and all the fowls

will be filled with their flesh.' That is the Supper of the Great God. "It may be soon

or it may, as men reckon time, be long; but sooner or later, inevitably, the Lord will

come and deliver the world from its present troubles. And woe unto them who are called,

not to the Supper of the Lamb, but to the Supper of the Great God. They will realize

then, but too late, that God is a God of Wrath as well as a God of Forgiveness.

The God who sent bears to devour the mockers of Elisha, the God who smote the Egyptians

for their stubborn wickedness, will assuredly smite them too, unless they make haste to

repent. But perhaps it is already too late. Who knows but that to-morrow, in a moment

even, Christ may be upon us unawares, like a thief? In a little while, who knows? The

angel standing in the sun may be summoning the ravens and vultures from their crannies

in the rocks to feed upon the putrefying flesh of the millions of unrighteous whom God's

wrath has destroyed. Be ready, then; the coming of the Lord is at hand. May it be for all

of you an object of hope, not a moment to look forward to with terror and trembling."

Mr. Bodiham closed the little pamphlet and leaned back in his chair. The argument was

sound, absolutely compelling; and yet--it was four years since he had preached that

sermon; four years, and England was at peace, the sun shone, the people of Crome were as

wicked and indifferent as ever--more so, indeed, if that were possible. If only he could understand,

if the heavens would but make a sign! But his questionings remained unanswered. Seated

there in his brown varnished chair under the Ruskinian window, he could have screamed aloud.

He gripped the arms of his chair--gripping, gripping for control. The knuckles of his

hands whitened; he bit his lip. In a few seconds he was able to relax the

tension; he began to rebuke himself for his rebellious impatience. Four years, he reflected;

what were four years, after all? It must inevitably take a long time for Armageddon to ripen to

yeast itself up. The episode of 1914 had been a preliminary skirmish. And as for the war

having come to an end--why, that, of course, was illusory. It was still going on, smouldering

away in Silesia, in Ireland, in Anatolia; the discontent in Egypt and India was preparing

the way, perhaps, for a great extension of the slaughter among the heathen peoples. The

Chinese boycott of Japan, and the rivalries of that country and America in the Pacific,

might be breeding a great new war in the East. The prospect, Mr. Bodiham tried to assure

himself, was hopeful; the real, the genuine Armageddon might soon begin, and then, like

a thief in the night...But, in spite of all his comfortable reasoning, he remained unhappy,

dissatisfied. Four years ago he had been so confident; God's intention seemed then so

plain. And now? Now, he did well to be angry. And now he suffered too. Sudden and silent

as a phantom Mrs. Bodiham appeared, gliding noiselessly across the room. Above her black

dress her face was pale with an opaque whiteness, her eyes were pale as water in a glass, and

her strawy hair was almost colourless. She held a large envelope in her hand. "This came

for you by the post," she said softly. The envelope was unsealed. Mechanically Mr.

Bodiham tore it open. It contained a pamphlet, larger than his own and more elegant in appearance.

"The House of Sheeny, Clerical Outfitters, Birmingham." He turned over the pages. The

catalogue was tastefully and ecclesiastically printed in antique characters with illuminated

Gothic initials. Red marginal lines, crossed at the corners after the manner of an Oxford

picture frame, enclosed each page of type, little red crosses took the place of full

stops. Mr. Bodiham turned the pages. "Soutane in best black merino. Ready to wear; in all

sizes. Clerical frock coats. From nine guineas. A dressy garment, tailored by our own experienced

ecclesiastical cutters." Half-tone illustrations represented young curates, some dapper, some

Rugbeian and muscular, some with ascetic faces and large ecstatic eyes, dressed in jackets,

in frock-coats, in surplices, in clerical evening dress, in black Norfolk suitings.

"A large assortment of chasubles. "Rope girdles. "Sheeny's Special Skirt Cassocks. Tied by

a string about the waist...When worn under a surplice presents an appearance indistinguishable

from that of a complete cassock...Recommended for summer wear and hot climates.� With

a gesture of horror and disgust Mr. Bodiham threw the catalogue into the waste-paper basket.

Mrs. Bodiham looked at him; her pale, glaucous eyes reflected his action without comment.

"The village," she said in her quiet voice, "the village grows worse and worse every day.�

"What has happened now?" asked Mr. Bodiham, feeling suddenly very weary. "I'll tell you."

She pulled up a brown varnished chair and sat down. In the village of Crome, it seemed,

Sodom and Gomorrah had come to a second birth. End of chapter

CHAPTER X. Denis did not dance, but when ragtime came

squirting out of the pianola in gushes of treacle and hot perfume, in jets of Bengal

light, then things began to dance inside him. Little black nigger corpuscles jigged and

drummed in his arteries. He became a cage of movement, a walking palais de danse. It

was very uncomfortable, like the preliminary symptoms of a disease. He sat in one of the

window-seats, glumly pretending to read. At the pianola, Henry Wimbush, smoking a long

cigar through a tunneled pillar of amber, trod out the shattering dance music with serene

patience. Locked together, Gombauld and Anne moved with a harmoniousness that made them

seem a single creature, two-headed and four-legged. Mr. Scogan, solemnly buffoonish, shuffled

round the room with Mary. Jenny sat in the shadow behind the piano, scribbling, so it

seemed, in a big red notebook. In arm-chairs by the fireplace, Priscilla and Mr. Barbecue-Smith

discussed higher things, without, apparently, being disturbed by the noise on the Lower

Plane. "Optimism," said Mr. Barbecue-Smith with a tone of finality, speaking through

strains of the "Wild, Wild Women"--"optimism is the opening out of the soul towards the

light; it is an expansion towards and into God, it is a h-piritual self-unification with

the Infinite.� "How true!" sighed Priscilla, nodding the baleful splendours of her coiffure.

"Pessimism, on the other hand, is the contraction of the soul towards darkness; it is a focusing

of the self upon a point in the Lower Plane; it is a h-piritual slavery to mere facts;

to gross physical phenomena.� "They're making a wild man of me." The refrain sang itself

over in Denis's mind. Yes, they were; damn them! A wild man, but not wild enough; that

was the trouble. Wild inside; raging, writhing--yes, "writhing" was the word, writhing with desire.

But outwardly he was hopelessly tame; outwardly--baa, baa, baa. There they were, Anne and Gombauld,

moving together as though they were a single supple creature. The beast with two backs.

And he sat in a corner, pretending to read, pretending he didn't want to dance, pretending

he rather despised dancing. Why? It was the baa-baa business again. Why was he born with

a different face? Why WAS he? Gombauld had a face of brass--one of those old, brazen

rams that thumped against the walls of cities till they fell. He was born with a different

face--a woolly face. The music stopped. The single harmonious creature broke in two. Flushed,

a little breathless, Anne swayed across the room to the pianola, laid her hand on Mr.

Wimbush's shoulder. "A waltz this time, please, Uncle Henry," she said. "A waltz," he repeated,

and turned to the cabinet where the rolls were kept.

He trod off the old roll and trod on the new, a slave at the mill, uncomplaining and beautifully

well bred. "Rum; Tum; Rum-ti-ti; Tum-ti-ti..." The melody wallowed oozily along, like a ship

moving forward over a sleek and oily swell. The four-legged creature, more graceful, more

harmonious in its movements than ever, slid across the floor. Oh, why was he born with

a different face? "What are you reading?� He looked up, startled. It was Mary. She had

broken from the uncomfortable embrace of Mr. Scogan, who had now seized on Jenny for his

victim. "What are you reading?� "I don't know," said Denis truthfully. He looked at

the title page; the book was called "The Stock Breeder's Vade Mecum."

"I think you are so sensible to sit and read quietly," said Mary, fixing him with her china

eyes. "I don't know why one dances. It's so boring.� Denis made no reply; she exacerbated

him. From the arm-chair by the fireplace he heard Priscilla's deep voice. "Tell me, Mr

Barbecue-Smith--you know all about science, I know--" A deprecating noise came from Mr.

Barbecue-Smith's chair. "This Einstein theory. It seems to upset the whole starry universe.

It makes me so worried about my horoscopes. You see...� Mary renewed her attack. "Which

of the contemporary poets do you like best?" she asked. Denis was filled with fury.

Why couldn't this pest of a girl leave him alone? He wanted to listen to the horrible

music, to watch them dancing--oh, with what grace, as though they had been made for one

another!--to savour his misery in peace. And she came and put him through this absurd catechism!

She was like "Mangold's Questions": "What are the three diseases of wheat?"--"Which

of the contemporary poets do you like best?� "Blight, Mildew, and Smut," he replied, with

the laconism of one who is absolutely certain of his own mind. It was several hours before

Denis managed to go to sleep that night. Vague but agonising miseries possessed his mind.

It was not only Anne who made him miserable; he was wretched about himself, the future,

life in general, the universe. "This adolescence business," he repeated to himself every now

and then, "is horribly boring." But the fact that he knew his disease did not help him

to cure it. After kicking all the clothes off the bed, he got up and sought relief in

composition. He wanted to imprison his nameless misery in words. At the end of an hour, nine

more or less complete lines emerged from among the blots and scratchings. "I do not know

what I desire When summer nights are dark and still, When the wind's many-voiced quire

Sleeps among the muffled branches. I long and know not what I will: And not a

sound of life or laughter stanches Time's black and silent flow. I do not know what

I desire, I do not know.� He read it through aloud; then threw the scribbled sheet into

the waste-paper basket and got into bed again. In a very few minutes he was asleep.

End of chapter CHAPTER XI.

Mr. Barbecue-Smith was gone. The motor had whirled him away to the station; a faint smell

of burning oil commemorated his recent departure. A considerable detachment had come into the

courtyard to speed him on his way; and now they were walking back, round the side of

the house, towards the terrace and the garden. They walked in silence; nobody had yet ventured

to comment on the departed guest. "Well?" said Anne at last, turning with raised inquiring

eyebrows to Denis. "Well?" It was time for someone to begin. Denis declined the invitation;

he passed it on to Mr Scogan. "Well?" he said. Mr. Scogan did not respond; he only repeated

the question, "Well?" It was left for Henry Wimbush to make a pronouncement.

"A very agreeable adjunct to the week-end," he said. His tone was obituary. They had descended,

without paying much attention where they were going, the steep yew-walk that went down,

under the flank of the terrace, to the pool. The house towered above them, immensely tall,

with the whole height of the built-up terrace added to its own seventy feet of brick facade.

The perpendicular lines of the three towers soared up, uninterrupted, enhancing the impression

of height until it became overwhelming. They paused at the edge of the pool to look back.

"The man who built this house knew his business," said Denis. "He was an architect."

"Was he?" said Henry Wimbush reflectively. "I doubt it. The builder of this house was

Sir Ferdinando Lapith, who flourished during the reign of Elizabeth. He inherited the estate

from his father, to whom it had been granted at the time of the dissolution of the monasteries;

for Crome was originally a cloister of monks and this swimming-pool their fish-pond. Sir

Ferdinando was not content merely to adapt the old monastic buildings to his own purposes;

but using them as a stone quarry for his barns and byres and outhouses, he built for himself

a grand new house of brick--the house you see now.� He waved his hand in the direction

of the house and was silent, severe, imposing, almost menacing, Crome loomed down

on them. "The great thing about Crome," said Mr. Scogan,

seizing the opportunity to speak, "is the fact that it's so unmistakably and aggressively

a work of art. It makes no compromise with nature, but affronts it and rebels against

it. It has no likeness to Shelley's tower, in the Epipsychidion,' which, if I remember

rightly-- "'Seems not now a work of human art, But as it were titanic, in the heart

Of earth having assumed its form and grown Out of the mountain, from the living stone,

Lifting itself in caverns light and high.� "No, no, there isn't any nonsense of that

sort about Crome. That the hovels of the peasantry should look as though they had grown out of

the earth, to which their inmates are attached, is right, no doubt, and suitable.

But the house of an intelligent, civilised, and sophisticated man should never seem to

have sprouted from the clods. It should rather be an expression of his grand unnatural remoteness

from the cloddish life. Since the days of William Morris that's a fact which we in England

have been unable to