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Practice English Speaking&Listening with: Digital Underground - The Humpty Dance (Official Music Video)

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All right! Stop whatcha doin', 'cause I'm about to ruin the image and the style that ya used to

I look funny but yo I'm making money, see so yo world I hope you're ready for me

Now gather round, I'm the new fool in town and my sound's laid down by the Underground

I drink up all the Hennessy ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce myself

My name is Humpty, pronounced with a "umpty" yo ladies, oh how I like to funk thee

And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty

You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky

I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy

I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack But sometimes I get ridiculous I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice Hey yo fat girl, c'mere are ya ticklish?

Yeah, I called ya fat; look at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me from getting busy

I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

I'm crazy, allow me to amaze thee They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me

I'm still getting in the girls' pants And I even got my own dance

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump

Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump

Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'" that's all right cause I get things cookin'

Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me but ya can't get near me

I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B all the girls they adore me

Oh yes, ladies, I'm really being sincere Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear

My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed big like a pickle, I'm still getting paid

I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge both how I'm living and my nose is large

I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid I use a word that don't mean nothing, like looptid

I sang on "Doowutchalike", and if ya missed it I'm the one who said, "Just grab 'im in the biscuits"

Also told ya that I like to bite well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write

All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance and now I'm gonna do my dance

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump

Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump

Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

Awww Yeah that's the break ya'll. Look at that base groove right here

Ahhh yeah

Now that I told ya'll a little about myself

Let me tell you a little bit about this dance. It's real easy to do

Check it out

First I limp to the side like my leg was broken shaking and twitching kinda like I was smoking

Crazy wack funky people say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty

That's all right cause my body's in motion It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion

Anyone can play this game This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name

No two people will do it the same Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain

Humping, funking, jumping Jig around, shaking ya rump

And when a doo-doo chump punk points a finger like a stump tell him step off, I'm doing the Hump

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump

Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump

Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doing the hump

Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

Let's get stoopid!

Do the Humpty Hump. Do the Humpty Hump

The Description of Digital Underground - The Humpty Dance (Official Music Video)