Practice English Speaking&Listening with: Jeff Goldblum Lives More In Ten Minutes Than Most People Do In A Lifetime

FOLKS, I'VE SAID IT BEFORE, I'LL SAY IT AGAIN, THERE'S NO ONE

LIKE MY FIRST GUEST.

YOU'VE LOVED HIM IN "JURASSIC PARK," "INDEPENDENCE DAY," AND

"THOR: RAGNAROK."

PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE "LATE SHOW," JEFF GOLDBLUM!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )

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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: NICE-TO-TO SEE

YOU.

>> NICE TO SEE YOU.

>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HEARD JON AND I TALKING

BEFORE, WE WERE JUST SAYING THAT IF YOU WANT THAT JEFF GOLDBLUM

FEELING, THERE'S ONLY ONE SOURCE AND THAT'S JEFF GOLDBLUM.

YOU'RE A LIMITED RESOURCE.

>> YOU'RE SO SWEET.

>> Stephen: YOU'RE A LIMITED RESOURCE, JEFF GOLDBLUM.

YOU'RE PRECIOUS CARGO.

THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.

>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.

I LIVE MY WHOLE DAYS WITH YOU.

I WATCH YOU ON YOUTUBE ALL THE DAYS.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FINGER?

WHAT HAPPENED THERE?

>> Stephen: WHEN I WAS ON VACATION, I REALLY RAKED THE

BACK OF THIS FINGER RIGHT HERE FISHING ON SORT OF THE ROUGH

EDGE OF A BOAT ON THE GUNNEL, YOU KNOW, WHERE YOU'RE --

>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT A GUNNEL IS.

>> Stephen: GUNNEL IS THE TOP.

YOU DO NOT BOAT, JEFF GOLDBLUM?

>> NO.

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: ANYWAY, I

SCRATCHED IT AND I THINK IT GOT INFECTED SO IT'S TAKING A WHILE

TO HEAL.

>> DIDN'T YOU BUT ON NEOSPORIN AND CLEAN IT OUT RIGHT AWAY?

>> Stephen: NO, I WAS OUT TO SEE, FISH GUTS AND ALL THAT,

VERY MANLY.

WHY DO YOU HAVE RICO LA ON MY DESK?

>> I HAD IT BACKSTAGE AND DIDN'T WANT TO UPSET MY POCKET TO I PUT

IT OUT HERE.

>> Stephen: I FEEL LIKE WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY POKER IN PRISON.

WHAT YOU GOT, RICO LA, I HAVE ADVIL.

DEALER TAKES TWO!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> HOW MUCH ADVIL DO YOU TAKE?

>> Stephen: NOT THIS MANY.

REALLY.

WHO IS HOOKED ON LOTS OF AS PRISON EVERY DAY, HE KEPT TAKING

CHARACTER EVERY DAY, WHAT CHARACTER IN WHAT MOVIE, ASPIRIN

JUNKY.

>> Stephen: WILLIAM BOROUGHS IN NAKED LUNCH?

>> NO.

>> Stephen: YOU DON'T KNOW.

I'M TRYING TO GIVE YOU A CLUE, TWO NEFARIOUS CHARACTERS.

BLACK AND WHITE MOVIE, ONE IS PLAYED BY SCOTT WILSON.

>> Stephen: THAT DOES NOT HELP IN ANY WAY.

( LAUGHTER ) >> THE ORIGINAL BOOK WAS WRITTEN

BY TRUMAN CAPOTE.

>> Stephen: IN COLD BLOOD.

YES.

>> Stephen: THERE IT IS.

WHAT DO I WIN?

>> RICOLA?

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY

MUCH.

>> DON'T YOU LIKE A NICE RICOLA?

I LIKE HALL'S, TOO.

>> Stephen: I LIKE THAT.

I'M INTO THE RICOLA LEMON MINT, SUGAR FREE.

>> I DON'T KNOW IT.

>> Stephen: THE SUGAR FREE LEMON MINT, POP IT IN BETWEEN

THE CHEEK AND GUM AND GET FULL LEMON FLAVOR WITHOUT HAVING TO

LIGHT UP.

>> BETWEEN THE CHEEK AND GUM.

>> Stephen: THE OGG OLD CHAO.

EVER CHEWED TOBACCO?

>> Stephen: I WENT TO COLLEGE IN VIRGINIA A COUPLE OF YEARS

AND LEGALLY YOU HAD TO CHEW IN CLASS.

>> "THE MOUNTAIN," RICK ALVEERSON DIRECTED THAT MOVIE.

WHERE IS RICK AND HIS OTHER HALF EMILY?

WHERE ARE THEY?

>> Stephen: HERE THEY ARE!

HE DIRECTED THE MOVIE!

>> Stephen: 100%!

ONE HUNDRED%!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WHAT'S AN OUT AND ABOUT?

>> -- WHAT'S "THE MOUNTAIN" ABOUT?

>> I PLAY A GUY TAKEN FROM THE REAL GUY --

>> Stephen: BASED ON A TRUE STORY?

>> EXTRAPOLATED FROM AND SPRUNG POETICALLY OFF OF, I THINK ONE

MAY SAY.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: HOLD ON.

THAT'S OUR SHOW.

DRIVE SAFELY.

>> Stephen: I JUST WANT TO KNOW, HAVE WE RECORDED ANY OF

THIS SO FAR?

ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT HAPPENS?

>> SO HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS -- MY CHARACTER, IT LIKES, SOMETHING

LIKE THE REAL CHARACTER, INTRODUCED LOBOTOMY TO AMERICA

IN THE '40s AND THE '50s.

>> Stephen: HE WAS THE GUY WHO WAS GOING AROUND LA BOT MIZEING

PEOPLE LIKE THROUGH THE EYE?

>> HE CAME UP WITH THAT.

IT USED TO BE DONE WITH A SURGE PARTNER AND THROUGH THE SKULL.

HE SAID FORGET THE SURGEON, I'M GOING TO GET THE ICE PICKS

THROUGH THE FRIDGE, I'M GOING TO GO THROUGH THE EYEBALL AND WIND

CHILD WIPER AROUND A LITTLE BIT AND HE GOT PEOPLE AT THAT POINT,

LIKE A LOT OF MANLY OLD-STYLE PATRIARCHAL MEN, MISBEHAVING

HOUSEWIVES AND ROUNDED UP ACTIVE KIDS AND HOMOSEXUALS AND FIXED

THEM UP WITH THIS TREATMENT.

GRUESOME.

>> Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP HERE.

CAN YOU TELL US?

>> YOU'RE AT A BOWLING ALLEY FOR SOME REASON.

>> YES.

WE DON'T SAY MUCH IN THE MOVIE, MUCH OF IT IS SUBTERRANEAN, BUT

MY INNARDS ARE DISTURBED AND I'M DOING THINGS ON THE TABLE AND

I'M TOUGH AND AUTHORITARIAN IN THE HOSPITALS, BUT AT HOME I GET

DRUNK AND I SMOKE MY PIPE -- SPEAKING OF TOBACCO -- AND I

PICK UP WOMEN AND I GET THIS KID WITH ME PLAYED BY THE EXCELLENT

TY SHERIDAN TO COME ALONG WITH ME AND TAKE PICTURES SO WE GET A

CHRONICLE OF THE WHOLE DARN BUSINESS.

I TAKE HIM AND HE'S A VIRGIN AT THIS POINT, AND HE'S A YOUNG

KID, AND -- ( LAUGHTER )

>> Stephen: THAT LIKELY SOUNDED MORE LIKE GOSSIP THAN A

DESCRIPTION OF THE MOVIE -- THIS KID'S A VIRGIN!

>> THE WHOLE THING IS EXCITING.

IN THIS SCENE, I GET HIM A DRINK.

HE'S NEVER HAD A DRINK.

I'M SHOWING OFF MY SKILLS -- >> Stephen: JIM, FOR THE LOVE

OF GOD, ROLL THE CLIP.

>> THERE YOU GO.

OKAY.

OKAY.

OH!

DID IT GO DOWN?

DID I KNOCK IT DOWN?

SOMETIMES IT GOES DOWN.

COME HERE.

COME HERE.

OH.

TOM COLLINS FOR THE YOUNG PHOTOGRAPHER THERE.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: LOOK AT THOSE

COLORS.

LOOK AT THOSE SIPHONED OUT COLORS.

LOOK AT THAT KUBRICKESQUE SHINING KIND OF MUSIC.

ONE OF THE THINGS WE DO THROUGHOUT THE MOVIE IS TAKE THE

NOSTALGIA GLOW THAT'S EVEN NOW SUPPOSED TO BE REVISITED AND

FOUND BACK THEN AND WE DEROMANTICIZE IT.

>> Stephen: WOW.

WOW.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THAT ONE SENTENCE, THIS IS WHAT

I LOVE ABOUT YOU, THAT ONE SENTENCE WAS AN EMOTIONAL

ROLLERCOASTER.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE IT WAS GOING, I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE THE

NEXT WORD WOULD BE.

>> I DIDN'T EITHER.

>> Stephen: I DIDN'T KNOW IF I NEEDED TO GIVE YOU CPR.

>> BOOM!

>> Stephen: BOOM!

I LIVE MORE IN TEN MINUTES THAN MOST PEOPLE DO IN AN ENTIRE

LIFETIME.

>> Stephen: I KNOW.

THAT'S NOT TRUE.

>> Stephen: NO, IT IS.

I'M JUST SHOWING OFF.

>> Stephen: I IMAGINE THAT YOU, JEFF GOLDBLUM, REALLY TAKE

SUMMER JUST BY THE HANDLE.

YOU WOULDN'T LET SUMMER GET AWAY FROM YOU BECAUSE WE ONLY GET SO

MANY, AND LIFE, THIS IS WHERE LIFE PROVES THAT IT IS.

( LAUGHTER ) NOW YOU'VE GOT ME TALKING LIKE

YOU.

LOOK WHAT YOU DID!

I USED TO MAKE MORE SENSE THAN THIS.

>> THE HIGH WOMAN CAME RIDING UP TO THE OLDEN DOOR.

>> Stephen: THE WIND WAS A TORRENT OF DARKNESS AMONG THE

GUSTY TREES AND THE MOON WAS A GHOSTLY GALLION TOSSED UPON

CLOUDY SEAS AND THE ROAD WAS A ROOM OF MOONLIGHT OVER THE

PURPOSING MOORE AS THE OLD MAN CAME RIDING AND RIDING UP TO THE

OPEN DOOR OVER THE COBBLES.

>> BLACK BUCKS IN A WINE BARLED ROOM, BARLED HOUSE KINGS WITH

FEET INSTABLE, SAD AND REELED AND POUND OPENED THE TABLE WITH

A BARREL OF A BOOM, BOOMLY BOOMLY BOOMLY BOOM!

VAICHLE LINDSEY.

YOU KNOW THAT?

>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A LITTLE BIT OF A BREAK.