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>> Chris:'S IT'S 11:59 AND 59

>> Chris:'S IT'S 11:59 AND 59 SECONDS THRK HAPPENED ON

SECONDS THRK HAPPENED ON

SECONDS THRK HAPPENED ON YOUTUBE, CREME BRULEE KOLs ME

YOUTUBE, CREME BRULEE KOLs ME

YOUTUBE, CREME BRULEE KOLs ME BAG DONALD TRUMP STREAM ROLLED

BAG DONALD TRUMP STREAM ROLLED

BAG DONALD TRUMP STREAM ROLLED WITH A RESTOWNDING WIN IN NEVADA

WITH A RESTOWNDING WIN IN NEVADA

WITH A RESTOWNDING WIN IN NEVADA A STATE WHOSE ENTIRE EXISTENCE

A STATE WHOSE ENTIRE EXISTENCE

A STATE WHOSE ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS BASED ON PEOPLE MAKING BADZ

IS BASED ON PEOPLE MAKING BADZ

IS BASED ON PEOPLE MAKING BADZ DECISIONS WHICH MEANS FOR A LOT

DECISIONS WHICH MEANS FOR A LOT

DECISIONS WHICH MEANS FOR A LOT OF SWEET, INNOCENT VOTERS WHO

OF SWEET, INNOCENT VOTERS WHO

OF SWEET, INNOCENT VOTERS WHO THOUGHT TRUMP WOULD FALL AWAY

THOUGHT TRUMP WOULD FALL AWAY

THOUGHT TRUMP WOULD FALL AWAY RIGHT NOW, THIS IS WHERE THINGS

RIGHT NOW, THIS IS WHERE THINGS

RIGHT NOW, THIS IS WHERE THINGS GET SUPER[BLEEP] SCARY.

GET SUPER[BLEEP] SCARY.

GET SUPER[BLEEP] SCARY. LIKE GAME OF THRONES SCARY, AS

LIKE GAME OF THRONES SCARY, AS

LIKE GAME OF THRONES SCARY, AS YOU CAN SEE IN THIS MASHUP BY

YOU CAN SEE IN THIS MASHUP BY

YOU CAN SEE IN THIS MASHUP BY AUSTRALIAN SAT IRIST HU W

AUSTRALIAN SAT IRIST HU W

AUSTRALIAN SAT IRIST HU W PARKINSON.

PARKINSON.

PARKINSON. >> I WOULD BUILD THE GREATEST

>> I WOULD BUILD THE GREATEST

>> I WOULD BUILD THE GREATEST WALL YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.

WALL YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.

WALL YOU HAVE EVER SEEN. AND IN THAT WALL, WE'RE GOING TO

AND IN THAT WALL, WE'RE GOING TO

AND IN THAT WALL, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A BEAUTIFUL, BIG, FAT DOOR.

HAVE A BEAUTIFUL, BIG, FAT DOOR.

HAVE A BEAUTIFUL, BIG, FAT DOOR. >> I WOULD BRING BACK WATER

>> I WOULD BRING BACK WATER

>> I WOULD BRING BACK WATER BOARDING.

BOARDING.

BOARDING. AND I WOULD BRING BACK A HELL OF

AND I WOULD BRING BACK A HELL OF

AND I WOULD BRING BACK A HELL OF A LOT WORSE THAN WATER BOARDING.

A LOT WORSE THAN WATER BOARDING.

A LOT WORSE THAN WATER BOARDING. >> I DON'T THINK THEY LIKE ME

>> I DON'T THINK THEY LIKE ME

>> I DON'T THINK THEY LIKE ME VERY MUCH.

VERY MUCH.

VERY MUCH. >> Chris:

>> Chris:

>> Chris: (APPLAUSE).

(APPLAUSE).

(APPLAUSE). >> Chris: WELL, THAT WORKED

>> Chris: WELL, THAT WORKED

>> Chris: WELL, THAT WORKED TOO WELL.

TOO WELL.

TOO WELL. TRUMP THING IS TORTURING PEOPLE

TRUMP THING IS TORTURING PEOPLE

TRUMP THING IS TORTURING PEOPLE AND BUILDING GIANT WALLS.

AND BUILDING GIANT WALLS.

AND BUILDING GIANT WALLS. NOT TO MENTION THAT MOST OF US

NOT TO MENTION THAT MOST OF US

NOT TO MENTION THAT MOST OF US SUPPORT COMES FROM WHITE

SUPPORT COMES FROM WHITE

SUPPORT COMES FROM WHITE WALKERS.

WALKERS.

WALKERS. OH.

OH.

OH. THEY'RE JUST HAVING A GOOD TIME

THEY'RE JUST HAVING A GOOD TIME

THEY'RE JUST HAVING A GOOD TIME HERE THSM GUY LOOKS LIKE HE JUST

HERE THSM GUY LOOKS LIKE HE JUST

HERE THSM GUY LOOKS LIKE HE JUST LOOKED AT THE ARC OF THE

LOOKED AT THE ARC OF THE

LOOKED AT THE ARC OF THE COVENANT.

COVENANT.

COVENANT. (LAUGHTER)

(LAUGHTER)

(LAUGHTER) SO COMEDIANS, SINCE THIS

SO COMEDIANS, SINCE THIS

SO COMEDIANS, SINCE THIS WESTEROS MATCHUP IS FITTING,

WESTEROS MATCHUP IS FITTING,

WESTEROS MATCHUP IS FITTING, PLEASE GIVE ME THE NEXT EPIC

PLEASE GIVE ME THE NEXT EPIC

PLEASE GIVE ME THE NEXT EPIC FANLT SEE NOVEL BASED ON DONALD

FANLT SEE NOVEL BASED ON DONALD

FANLT SEE NOVEL BASED ON DONALD TRUMP, GO.

TRUMP, GO.

TRUMP, GO. >> THE HOBBIT 2, FRODO GETS

>> THE HOBBIT 2, FRODO GETS

>> THE HOBBIT 2, FRODO GETS DEPORTED.

DEPORTED.

DEPORTED. >> YES, WE GOT TO GET HIM OUT.

>> YES, WE GOT TO GET HIM OUT.

>> YES, WE GOT TO GET HIM OUT. GET HIM OUT.

GET HIM OUT.

GET HIM OUT. >> Chris: HE'S GOT FUNNY FEET,

>> Chris: HE'S GOT FUNNY FEET,

>> Chris: HE'S GOT FUNNY FEET, HE-- FURRY FEET, HE CAN WALK

HE-- FURRY FEET, HE CAN WALK

HE-- FURRY FEET, HE CAN WALK OUT.

OUT.

OUT. OTHER KATIE GO.

OTHER KATIE GO.

OTHER KATIE GO. >> L RON HUBBARD MEXICANETICS.

>> L RON HUBBARD MEXICANETICS.

>> L RON HUBBARD MEXICANETICS. >> Chris: WELL DONE.

>> Chris: WELL DONE.

>> Chris: WELL DONE. ALION BRIE.

ALION BRIE.

ALION BRIE. >> THE LION, THE BITCH WHO WAS

>> THE LION, THE BITCH WHO WAS

>> THE LION, THE BITCH WHO WAS BLEEDING FROM HER WHEREVER AND

BLEEDING FROM HER WHEREVER AND

BLEEDING FROM HER WHEREVER AND THE WARDROBE.

THE WARDROBE.

THE WARDROBE. >> Chris: YES, PERFECT.

>> Chris: YES, PERFECT.

>> Chris: YES, PERFECT. TIME TO STARTATE MIEDITY.

TIME TO STARTATE MIEDITY.

TIME TO STARTATE MIEDITY. DB DRK AD MIDNIGHT.

DB DRK AD MIDNIGHT.

DB DRK AD MIDNIGHT. WELCOME TO "@MIDNIGHT."

WELCOME TO "@MIDNIGHT."

WELCOME TO "@MIDNIGHT." I'M CHRIS HARDWICK.

I'M CHRIS HARDWICK.

I'M CHRIS HARDWICK. TONIGHT WE HAVE THE COSTARS AN

TONIGHT WE HAVE THE COSTARS AN

TONIGHT WE HAVE THE COSTARS AN CREATIVE TEAM OF "TEACHERS"

CREATIVE TEAM OF "TEACHERS"

CREATIVE TEAM OF "TEACHERS" WEDNESDAY ON TV LAND, SHE PLAYS

WEDNESDAY ON TV LAND, SHE PLAYS

WEDNESDAY ON TV LAND, SHE PLAYS CHELSEA IT'S KATY COLLOTON.

CHELSEA IT'S KATY COLLOTON.

CHELSEA IT'S KATY COLLOTON. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) SHE PLAYS MARY LOUISE KATIE

SHE PLAYS MARY LOUISE KATIE

SHE PLAYS MARY LOUISE KATIE O'BRIEN.

O'BRIEN.

O'BRIEN. (APPLAUSE)

(APPLAUSE)

(APPLAUSE) AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF

AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF

AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF "TEACHERS" ALISON BRIE ON THE

"TEACHERS" ALISON BRIE ON THE

"TEACHERS" ALISON BRIE ON THE PROGRAM.

PROGRAM.

PROGRAM. (APPLAUSE)

(APPLAUSE)

(APPLAUSE) AND NOW IT IS TIME TO BEGIN

AND NOW IT IS TIME TO BEGIN

AND NOW IT IS TIME TO BEGIN RIPPED FROM THE INTERNET

RIPPED FROM THE INTERNET

RIPPED FROM THE INTERNET HEADLINES IT'S RAPID REFRESH.

HEADLINES IT'S RAPID REFRESH.

HEADLINES IT'S RAPID REFRESH. THERE IS THE GRAPHIC FOR THAT.

THERE IS THE GRAPHIC FOR THAT.

THERE IS THE GRAPHIC FOR THAT. HERE'S A LIST OF TODAY'S HOT

HERE'S A LIST OF TODAY'S HOT

HERE'S A LIST OF TODAY'S HOT TAKES FROM AMERICA ONLINE.

TAKES FROM AMERICA ONLINE.

TAKES FROM AMERICA ONLINE. NOW WITH 73 HOURS, FIRST UP,

NOW WITH 73 HOURS, FIRST UP,

NOW WITH 73 HOURS, FIRST UP, BOBBLE HEAD JAMES SIMPSON FOR

BOBBLE HEAD JAMES SIMPSON FOR

BOBBLE HEAD JAMES SIMPSON FOR THE PAST SEVERAL WEEKS THE

THE PAST SEVERAL WEEKS THE

THE PAST SEVERAL WEEKS THE PEOPLE VERSUS O.J. SIMPSON HAS

PEOPLE VERSUS O.J. SIMPSON HAS

PEOPLE VERSUS O.J. SIMPSON HAS BEEN AMERICA'S FAVOR RIT GUILTY

BEEN AMERICA'S FAVOR RIT GUILTY

BEEN AMERICA'S FAVOR RIT GUILTY PLEASURE ALTHOUGH I'M STHEUR

PLEASURE ALTHOUGH I'M STHEUR

PLEASURE ALTHOUGH I'M STHEUR THERE ARE 12 GIVES TO SAY IT IS

THERE ARE 12 GIVES TO SAY IT IS

THERE ARE 12 GIVES TO SAY IT IS NOT GUILTY PLEASURE.

NOT GUILTY PLEASURE.

NOT GUILTY PLEASURE. >> OH, I SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE.

>> OH, I SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE.

>> OH, I SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE. ONE MAN WHO'S NOT IMPRESSED IS

ONE MAN WHO'S NOT IMPRESSED IS

ONE MAN WHO'S NOT IMPRESSED IS MEMORABELIA THIEF O JUICE

MEMORABELIA THIEF O JUICE

MEMORABELIA THIEF O JUICE SIMPSON WHO IS UPSET THE CUBA

SIMPSON WHO IS UPSET THE CUBA

SIMPSON WHO IS UPSET THE CUBA GOODING, JR. IS PLAYING BECAUSE

GOODING, JR. IS PLAYING BECAUSE

GOODING, JR. IS PLAYING BECAUSE OF QUOTE CUBA'S HEAD IT IS TOO

OF QUOTE CUBA'S HEAD IT IS TOO

OF QUOTE CUBA'S HEAD IT IS TOO SMALL.

SMALL.

SMALL. SO COMEDIANS WHAT ARE SOME OF

SO COMEDIANS WHAT ARE SOME OF

SO COMEDIANS WHAT ARE SOME OF O.J.'S CRITICISM OF OTHER

O.J.'S CRITICISM OF OTHER

O.J.'S CRITICISM OF OTHER POPULAR TV SHOW, KATIE.

POPULAR TV SHOW, KATIE.

POPULAR TV SHOW, KATIE. >> O SWRRKS DOES NOT LIKE THE

>> O SWRRKS DOES NOT LIKE THE

>> O SWRRKS DOES NOT LIKE THE WALKING DEAD BECAUSE SOMETHING

WALKING DEAD BECAUSE SOMETHING

WALKING DEAD BECAUSE SOMETHING ABOUT DEAD PEOPLE COMING BACK TO

ABOUT DEAD PEOPLE COMING BACK TO

ABOUT DEAD PEOPLE COMING BACK TO GET YOU JUST KIND OF LIKE UPSETS

GET YOU JUST KIND OF LIKE UPSETS

GET YOU JUST KIND OF LIKE UPSETS HIM.

HIM.

HIM. >> Chris: YES.

>> Chris: YES.

>> Chris: YES. POINTS.

POINTS.

POINTS. ALISON.

ALISON.

ALISON. >> O.J. HATES KEEPING UP WITH

>> O.J. HATES KEEPING UP WITH

>> O.J. HATES KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS BECAUSE THEY GOT

THE KARDASHIANS BECAUSE THEY GOT

THE KARDASHIANS BECAUSE THEY GOT RICH OFF HIS MURDER AND ALSO

RICH OFF HIS MURDER AND ALSO

RICH OFF HIS MURDER AND ALSO KHLOE IS HIS DAUGHTER.

KHLOE IS HIS DAUGHTER.

KHLOE IS HIS DAUGHTER. >> YES, POINTS.

>> YES, POINTS.

>> YES, POINTS. >> Chris: TO OUR NEXT TOPIC, I

>> Chris: TO OUR NEXT TOPIC, I

>> Chris: TO OUR NEXT TOPIC, I ATLAS.

ATLAS.

ATLAS. BOSTON DYNAMICS IS A COMPANY

BOSTON DYNAMICS IS A COMPANY

BOSTON DYNAMICS IS A COMPANY KNOWN FOR THEIR AMAZING YET

KNOWN FOR THEIR AMAZING YET

KNOWN FOR THEIR AMAZING YET THOROUGHLY TERRIFYING ROBOTS.

THOROUGHLY TERRIFYING ROBOTS.

THOROUGHLY TERRIFYING ROBOTS. IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE VIDEOS

IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE VIDEOS

IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE VIDEOS ONLINE, THEY ARE SO CREEPY.

ONLINE, THEY ARE SO CREEPY.

ONLINE, THEY ARE SO CREEPY. AND WONDERFUL AT THE SAME TIME.

AND WONDERFUL AT THE SAME TIME.

AND WONDERFUL AT THE SAME TIME. A VIDEO OF THEIR NEW ATLAS MODEL

A VIDEO OF THEIR NEW ATLAS MODEL

A VIDEO OF THEIR NEW ATLAS MODEL WENT VIRAL TODAY.

WENT VIRAL TODAY.

WENT VIRAL TODAY. HERE IT IS IN ACTION.

HERE IT IS IN ACTION.

HERE IT IS IN ACTION. >> OH MY GOSH.

>> OH MY GOSH.

>> OH MY GOSH. >> Chris: COME BACK, DON'T LET

>> Chris: COME BACK, DON'T LET

>> Chris: COME BACK, DON'T LET HIM OUT, DON'T LET HIM OUT!

HIM OUT, DON'T LET HIM OUT!

HIM OUT, DON'T LET HIM OUT! >> WHOA!

>> WHOA!

>> WHOA! >> Chris: IT THIS ROBOT IS

>> Chris: IT THIS ROBOT IS

>> Chris: IT THIS ROBOT IS RIPPED, THAT IS WHAT CHANNING

RIPPED, THAT IS WHAT CHANNING

RIPPED, THAT IS WHAT CHANNING TATUM LOOKS LIKE IF YOU PEEL ALL

TATUM LOOKS LIKE IF YOU PEEL ALL

TATUM LOOKS LIKE IF YOU PEEL ALL HIS SKIN OFFER.

HIS SKIN OFFER.

HIS SKIN OFFER. THEY SHOWCASE THE DURABILITY IN

THEY SHOWCASE THE DURABILITY IN

THEY SHOWCASE THE DURABILITY IN A RATHER DISTURBING WAY WATCH

A RATHER DISTURBING WAY WATCH

A RATHER DISTURBING WAY WATCH WAS T SUBJECTING IT TO CHINESE

WAS T SUBJECTING IT TO CHINESE

WAS T SUBJECTING IT TO CHINESE WATER TORTURE OR SUBJECTING IT

WATER TORTURE OR SUBJECTING IT

WATER TORTURE OR SUBJECTING IT TO CANADIAN BULLYING.

TO CANADIAN BULLYING.

TO CANADIAN BULLYING. ALISON.

ALISON.

ALISON. >> CANADIAN BULLYING BECAUSE

>> CANADIAN BULLYING BECAUSE

>> CANADIAN BULLYING BECAUSE CANADIANS ARE THE WORST.

CANADIANS ARE THE WORST.

CANADIANS ARE THE WORST. TOO NICE, TOO NICE OF A BULLY.

TOO NICE, TOO NICE OF A BULLY.

TOO NICE, TOO NICE OF A BULLY. >> Chris: WATCH THIS, WATCH

>> Chris: WATCH THIS, WATCH

>> Chris: WATCH THIS, WATCH THIS.

THIS.

THIS. (LAUGHTER)

(LAUGHTER)

(LAUGHTER) OH, TRYING TO MOVE THAT BACK,

OH, TRYING TO MOVE THAT BACK,

OH, TRYING TO MOVE THAT BACK, EH.

EH.

EH. >> OH, EH?

>> OH, EH?

>> OH, EH? EH?

EH?

EH? >> EH?

>> EH?

>> EH? DO NOT FEEL BAD FOR THIS ROBOT.

DO NOT FEEL BAD FOR THIS ROBOT.

DO NOT FEEL BAD FOR THIS ROBOT. HE WAS ABLE TO GET UP MANY

HE WAS ABLE TO GET UP MANY

HE WAS ABLE TO GET UP MANY [BLEEP] THAT GUY'S WIFE.

[BLEEP] THAT GUY'S WIFE.

[BLEEP] THAT GUY'S WIFE. SO IT'S ALL FINE.

SO IT'S ALL FINE.

SO IT'S ALL FINE. IT'S ALL FINE.

IT'S ALL FINE.

IT'S ALL FINE. >> GOOD FOR HIM, GOOD FOR HIM,

>> GOOD FOR HIM, GOOD FOR HIM,

>> GOOD FOR HIM, GOOD FOR HIM, MAZEL TOV.

MAZEL TOV.

MAZEL TOV. (APPLAUSE).

(APPLAUSE).

(APPLAUSE). >> Chris: ON TO OUR NEXT

>> Chris: ON TO OUR NEXT

>> Chris: ON TO OUR NEXT TOPIC.

TOPIC.

TOPIC. DAMN DANIEL.

DAMN DANIEL.

DAMN DANIEL. THIS WEEK THE INTERNET WAS-- OH,

THIS WEEK THE INTERNET WAS-- OH,

THIS WEEK THE INTERNET WAS-- OH, YOU ALREADY KNOW.

YOU ALREADY KNOW.

YOU ALREADY KNOW. GOOD.

GOOD.

GOOD. YOU KNOW THAT THESE PEOPLE ARE

YOU KNOW THAT THESE PEOPLE ARE

YOU KNOW THAT THESE PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED WITH TWO WHITE SHOES

OBSESSED WITH TWO WHITE SHOES

OBSESSED WITH TWO WHITE SHOES AND TOO LITTLE WORDS IN THIS

AND TOO LITTLE WORDS IN THIS

AND TOO LITTLE WORDS IN THIS VIRAL SENSATION.

VIRAL SENSATION.

VIRAL SENSATION. >> DAMN DANIEL.

>> DAMN DANIEL.

>> DAMN DANIEL. >> DAMN DANIEL.

>> DAMN DANIEL.

>> DAMN DANIEL. >> DAMN DANIEL, BACK AT IT AGAIN

>> DAMN DANIEL, BACK AT IT AGAIN

>> DAMN DANIEL, BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE WHITE VANS.

WITH THE WHITE VANS.

WITH THE WHITE VANS. >> Chris: YEAH.

>> Chris: YEAH.

>> Chris: YEAH. SO YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S IT.

SO YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S IT.

SO YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S IT. (LAUGHTER).

(LAUGHTER).

(LAUGHTER). >> Chris: IN CASE YOU DON'T

>> Chris: IN CASE YOU DON'T

>> Chris: IN CASE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THIS GUY IS MAKING

UNDERSTAND, THIS GUY IS MAKING

UNDERSTAND, THIS GUY IS MAKING FUN OF HIS FRIEND'S SHOES, AN

FUN OF HIS FRIEND'S SHOES, AN

FUN OF HIS FRIEND'S SHOES, AN INSIDE JOKE WITH 500 MILLION

INSIDE JOKE WITH 500 MILLION

INSIDE JOKE WITH 500 MILLION PARTICIPATES WHO WON'T SHUT UP

PARTICIPATES WHO WON'T SHUT UP

PARTICIPATES WHO WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT.

ABOUT IT.

ABOUT IT. THE DAMN DANIEL DUO WAS

THE DAMN DANIEL DUO WAS

THE DAMN DANIEL DUO WAS EVERYWHERE FROM ELLEN TO eBAY

EVERYWHERE FROM ELLEN TO eBAY

EVERYWHERE FROM ELLEN TO eBAY WHERE PEOPLE ARE BIDDING UP TO

WHERE PEOPLE ARE BIDDING UP TO

WHERE PEOPLE ARE BIDDING UP TO $400,000 TO BUY KNOCKOFF DANIELS

$400,000 TO BUY KNOCKOFF DANIELS

$400,000 TO BUY KNOCKOFF DANIELS VANS.

VANS.

VANS. I KNOW, 84 BIDS.

I KNOW, 84 BIDS.

I KNOW, 84 BIDS. MEANWHILE, ON VANS.COM, 45

MEANWHILE, ON VANS.COM, 45

MEANWHILE, ON VANS.COM, 45 BUCKS, 45 BUCKS RIGHT THERE.

BUCKS, 45 BUCKS RIGHT THERE.

BUCKS, 45 BUCKS RIGHT THERE. >> OH.

>> OH.

>> OH. >> THOSE ARE SOME COOL SHOES.

>> THOSE ARE SOME COOL SHOES.

>> THOSE ARE SOME COOL SHOES. >> ALTHOUGH I'M DISTURBED BY THE

>> ALTHOUGH I'M DISTURBED BY THE

>> ALTHOUGH I'M DISTURBED BY THE NAME TRUE WHITE.

NAME TRUE WHITE.

NAME TRUE WHITE. I FEEL LIKE IT IS TRUMP'S

I FEEL LIKE IT IS TRUMP'S

I FEEL LIKE IT IS TRUMP'S WEBSITE.

WEBSITE.

WEBSITE. (APPLAUSE).

(APPLAUSE).

(APPLAUSE). >> Chris: NO, DON'T.

>> Chris: NO, DON'T.

>> Chris: NO, DON'T. COMEDIANS WHAT ARE OTHER VIRAL

COMEDIANS WHAT ARE OTHER VIRAL

COMEDIANS WHAT ARE OTHER VIRAL INTERNET MEMORABELIA TO BUY ON

INTERNET MEMORABELIA TO BUY ON

INTERNET MEMORABELIA TO BUY ON eBAY.

eBAY.

eBAY. >> THE TARP FROM TWO GIRLS ONE

>> THE TARP FROM TWO GIRLS ONE

>> THE TARP FROM TWO GIRLS ONE CUP.

CUP.

CUP. NESS I MAY NOT PERSONALLY BUY

NESS I MAY NOT PERSONALLY BUY

NESS I MAY NOT PERSONALLY BUY IT.

IT.

IT. >> Chris: NO, NO.

>> Chris: NO, NO.

>> Chris: NO, NO. >> BUT I JUST MIGHT BID ON IT.

>> BUT I JUST MIGHT BID ON IT.

>> BUT I JUST MIGHT BID ON IT. >> Chris: JUST FOR FUN.

>> Chris: JUST FOR FUN.

>> Chris: JUST FOR FUN. KATIE O'BRIEN.

KATIE O'BRIEN.

KATIE O'BRIEN. >> DATE NIGHT WITH SLENDERMAN.

>> DATE NIGHT WITH SLENDERMAN.

>> DATE NIGHT WITH SLENDERMAN. >> Chris: YES.

>> Chris: YES.

>> Chris: YES. THAT IS THE END OF RAPID

THAT IS THE END OF RAPID

THAT IS THE END OF RAPID REFRESH, IT'S NOW TIME FOR THE

REFRESH, IT'S NOW TIME FOR THE

REFRESH, IT'S NOW TIME FOR THE HASHTAG WARS.

HASHTAG WARS.

HASHTAG WARS. THE DYSTOPIAN REALITY SHOW

THE DYSTOPIAN REALITY SHOW

THE DYSTOPIAN REALITY SHOW PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARIES CONTINUES

PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARIES CONTINUES

PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARIES CONTINUES TOMORROW WITH THE GOP DEBATE IN

TOMORROW WITH THE GOP DEBATE IN

TOMORROW WITH THE GOP DEBATE IN HOUSTON.

HOUSTON.

HOUSTON. IT IS KIND OF LIKE WE'RE

IT IS KIND OF LIKE WE'RE

IT IS KIND OF LIKE WE'RE LIVERING IN THE PREQUELL TO MAD

LIVERING IN THE PREQUELL TO MAD

LIVERING IN THE PREQUELL TO MAD MAX.

MAX.

MAX. THIS IS WHY JOE FROM FURY ROAD

THIS IS WHY JOE FROM FURY ROAD

THIS IS WHY JOE FROM FURY ROAD LOOKS LIKE DONALD TRUMP WITH HIS

LOOKS LIKE DONALD TRUMP WITH HIS

LOOKS LIKE DONALD TRUMP WITH HIS HAIR GROWN OUT.

HAIR GROWN OUT.

HAIR GROWN OUT. SO IN HONOR OF POLITICS BECOMING

SO IN HONOR OF POLITICS BECOMING

SO IN HONOR OF POLITICS BECOMING ENTERTAINMENT, TONIGHT'S HASHTAG

ENTERTAINMENT, TONIGHT'S HASHTAG

ENTERTAINMENT, TONIGHT'S HASHTAG IS GOP MOVIES.

IS GOP MOVIES.

IS GOP MOVIES. THERE IT IS.

THERE IT IS.

THERE IT IS. EXAMPLES,-- YEAH.

EXAMPLES,-- YEAH.

EXAMPLES,-- YEAH. I WILL PUT 60 SECRETARIES ON THE

I WILL PUT 60 SECRETARIES ON THE

I WILL PUT 60 SECRETARIES ON THE CLOCK.

CLOCK.

CLOCK. BEGIN.

BEGIN.

BEGIN. >> NIGHT OF THE LIVING JEB.

>> NIGHT OF THE LIVING JEB.

>> NIGHT OF THE LIVING JEB. >> YES, POINTS.

>> YES, POINTS.

>> YES, POINTS. ALISON.

ALISON.

ALISON. >> LET THE WHITE ONE IN.

>> LET THE WHITE ONE IN.

>> LET THE WHITE ONE IN. >> Chris: POINTS.

>> Chris: POINTS.

>> Chris: POINTS. KATIE O'BRIEN.

KATIE O'BRIEN.

KATIE O'BRIEN. >> HONEY I CAR ED THE KIDS TO

>> HONEY I CAR ED THE KIDS TO

>> HONEY I CAR ED THE KIDS TO TERM.

TERM.

TERM. >> Chris: POINTS KATY.

>> Chris: POINTS KATY.

>> Chris: POINTS KATY. >> DON'T TELL MOM ANTONIN

>> DON'T TELL MOM ANTONIN

>> DON'T TELL MOM ANTONIN SCALIA'S DEAD.

SCALIA'S DEAD.

SCALIA'S DEAD. >> Chris: POINT, KATIE O'BRIEN

>> Chris: POINT, KATIE O'BRIEN

>> Chris: POINT, KATIE O'BRIEN >> MY SISTER ACT.

>> MY SISTER ACT.

>> MY SISTER ACT. KATIE.

KATIE.

KATIE. >> "THE DARK KNIGHT" DEPORTED.

>> "THE DARK KNIGHT" DEPORTED.

>> "THE DARK KNIGHT" DEPORTED. >> Chris: KATIE O'BRIEN.

>> Chris: KATIE O'BRIEN.

>> Chris: KATIE O'BRIEN. >> YOU'VE GOT WHITE PRIVILEGE.

>> YOU'VE GOT WHITE PRIVILEGE.

>> YOU'VE GOT WHITE PRIVILEGE. >> Chris: ALISON BREE W HARRY

>> Chris: ALISON BREE W HARRY

>> Chris: ALISON BREE W HARRY POTTER AND THE JEW-RUN MEDIA.

POTTER AND THE JEW-RUN MEDIA.

POTTER AND THE JEW-RUN MEDIA. >> Chris: KATY.

>> Chris: KATY.

>> Chris: KATY. >> WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP SO THEY

>> WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP SO THEY

>> WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP SO THEY COMPENSATE BY OPPRESSING

COMPENSATE BY OPPRESSING

COMPENSATE BY OPPRESSING MINORITIES.

MINORITIES.

MINORITIES. >> Chris: WE DO.

>> Chris: WE DO.

>> Chris: WE DO. THAT IS A GREAT PLACE TO END THE

THAT IS A GREAT PLACE TO END THE

THAT IS A GREAT PLACE TO END THE HASHTAG WARS, SEND US YOURS AND

HASHTAG WARS, SEND US YOURS AND

HASHTAG WARS, SEND US YOURS AND TAG THEM "@MIDNIGHT" TO KEEPT

TAG THEM "@MIDNIGHT" TO KEEPT

TAG THEM "@MIDNIGHT" TO KEEPT GAME GOING.

GAME GOING.

GAME GOING. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE@NIGHT.

MORE@NIGHT.

MORE@NIGHT. >> OUR TWEET OF THE DAY FROM

>> OUR TWEET OF THE DAY FROM

>> OUR TWEET OF THE DAY FROM LAST NIGHT WAS SENT TO US

LAST NIGHT WAS SENT TO US

LAST NIGHT WAS SENT TO US BY@YENDYS 1, WELL DONE.

BY@YENDYS 1, WELL DONE.

BY@YENDYS 1, WELL DONE. BY@YENDYS 1, WELL DONE.

BY@YENDYS 1, WELL DONE.

BY@YENDYS 1, WELL DONE. (APPLAUSE).

(APPLAUSE).

(APPLAUSE). >> Chris: WELCOME BACK TO

>> Chris: WELCOME BACK TO

>> Chris: WELCOME BACK TO "@MIDNIGHT."

"@MIDNIGHT."

"@MIDNIGHT." IT'S TIME TO PLAY WIKIHOW AND

IT'S TIME TO PLAY WIKIHOW AND

IT'S TIME TO PLAY WIKIHOW AND THE HELL.

THE HELL.

THE HELL. WIKIHOW.

WIKIHOW.

WIKIHOW. OH.

OH.

OH. WIKIHOW IS A WEBSITE YOU CAN

WIKIHOW IS A WEBSITE YOU CAN

WIKIHOW IS A WEBSITE YOU CAN VISIT TO LEARN HOW TO DO THINGS

VISIT TO LEARN HOW TO DO THINGS

VISIT TO LEARN HOW TO DO THINGS YOU'RE TOO EMBARRASSED TO ASK A

YOU'RE TOO EMBARRASSED TO ASK A

YOU'RE TOO EMBARRASSED TO ASK A REAL PERSON ABOUT.

REAL PERSON ABOUT.

REAL PERSON ABOUT. FOR SOME REASON ALL THE

FOR SOME REASON ALL THE

FOR SOME REASON ALL THE ILLUSTRATIONS LOOK LIKE THEY

ILLUSTRATIONS LOOK LIKE THEY

ILLUSTRATIONS LOOK LIKE THEY WERE MADE BY A MADMAN WAY VAGUE

WERE MADE BY A MADMAN WAY VAGUE

WERE MADE BY A MADMAN WAY VAGUE UNDERSTANDING OF LIFE ON PLANET

UNDERSTANDING OF LIFE ON PLANET

UNDERSTANDING OF LIFE ON PLANET EARTH.

EARTH.

EARTH. SO COMEDIANSK I'LL SHOW YOU SOME

SO COMEDIANSK I'LL SHOW YOU SOME

SO COMEDIANSK I'LL SHOW YOU SOME OF THIS BACKI WIKIHOW ART AND

OF THIS BACKI WIKIHOW ART AND

OF THIS BACKI WIKIHOW ART AND FOR 250 POINTS I WOULD LIKE YOU

FOR 250 POINTS I WOULD LIKE YOU

FOR 250 POINTS I WOULD LIKE YOU TO TELL ME HOW IT LOOKS LIKE IT

TO TELL ME HOW IT LOOKS LIKE IT

TO TELL ME HOW IT LOOKS LIKE IT IS FROM.

IS FROM.

IS FROM. FIRST UP, FIRST UP, THIS FOXY

FIRST UP, FIRST UP, THIS FOXY

FIRST UP, FIRST UP, THIS FOXY BUDDY.

BUDDY.

BUDDY. WHERE IS THAT FROM.

WHERE IS THAT FROM.

WHERE IS THAT FROM. >> HOW TO RETURN THE DEMON YOU

>> HOW TO RETURN THE DEMON YOU

>> HOW TO RETURN THE DEMON YOU BOUGHT FROM BEST BUY.

BOUGHT FROM BEST BUY.

BOUGHT FROM BEST BUY. >> Chris: POINTS.

>> Chris: POINTS.

>> Chris: POINTS. CAME TO LIFE.

CAME TO LIFE.

CAME TO LIFE. WHERE IS THE GEEK SQUAD.

WHERE IS THE GEEK SQUAD.

WHERE IS THE GEEK SQUAD. >> I DON'T GET HOW IT WORKS.

>> I DON'T GET HOW IT WORKS.

>> I DON'T GET HOW IT WORKS. >> Chris: ALISON.

>> Chris: ALISON.

>> Chris: ALISON. >> HOW TO FORCE YOUR TV TO CLEAN

>> HOW TO FORCE YOUR TV TO CLEAN

>> HOW TO FORCE YOUR TV TO CLEAN UP AFTER YOU MASTURBATE.

UP AFTER YOU MASTURBATE.

UP AFTER YOU MASTURBATE. >> I THINK THAT'S RIGHT.

>> I THINK THAT'S RIGHT.

>> I THINK THAT'S RIGHT. >> THIS IS YOUR FAULT,

>> THIS IS YOUR FAULT,

>> THIS IS YOUR FAULT, TELEVISION!

TELEVISION!

TELEVISION! DO IT NOW.

DO IT NOW.

DO IT NOW. >> Chris: YOU CLEAN THIS UP.

>> Chris: YOU CLEAN THIS UP.

>> Chris: YOU CLEAN THIS UP. >> COVER ME.

>> COVER ME.

>> COVER ME. I'LL NEVER TELL.

I'LL NEVER TELL.

I'LL NEVER TELL. >> Chris: ALL RIGHT, NEXT UP,

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT, NEXT UP,

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT, NEXT UP, THIS SOME BER FELLA.

THIS SOME BER FELLA.

THIS SOME BER FELLA. ALISON BRII.

ALISON BRII.

ALISON BRII. >> HOW TO CURE BALDNESS BY SUM

>> HOW TO CURE BALDNESS BY SUM

>> HOW TO CURE BALDNESS BY SUM MONDAYING SATAN.

MONDAYING SATAN.

MONDAYING SATAN. >> Chris: YUP.

>> Chris: YUP.

>> Chris: YUP. KATIE O'BRIEN.

KATIE O'BRIEN.

KATIE O'BRIEN. >> HOW DO DIE NOT SURROUNDED BY

>> HOW DO DIE NOT SURROUNDED BY

>> HOW DO DIE NOT SURROUNDED BY LOVED ONES.

LOVED ONES.

LOVED ONES. >> I WANT TO BE ALONE.

>> I WANT TO BE ALONE.

>> I WANT TO BE ALONE. I WANT TO BE ALONE WHEN IT

I WANT TO BE ALONE WHEN IT

I WANT TO BE ALONE WHEN IT HAPPENS.

HAPPENS.

HAPPENS. AND DON'T LOOK AT ME.

AND DON'T LOOK AT ME.

AND DON'T LOOK AT ME. DON'T LOOK AT ME.

DON'T LOOK AT ME.

DON'T LOOK AT ME. >> Chris: I JUST THOUGHT

>> Chris: I JUST THOUGHT

>> Chris: I JUST THOUGHT MR. CLEAN WAS GETTING A

MR. CLEAN WAS GETTING A

MR. CLEAN WAS GETTING A VASECTOMY, THAT IS WHAT I

VASECTOMY, THAT IS WHAT I

VASECTOMY, THAT IS WHAT I THOUGHT THAT WAS.

THOUGHT THAT WAS.

THOUGHT THAT WAS. >> UNDER A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET.

>> UNDER A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET.

>> UNDER A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET. >> Chris: YEAH.

>> Chris: YEAH.

>> Chris: YEAH. >> HE'S LIKE YEAH!

>> HE'S LIKE YEAH!

>> HE'S LIKE YEAH! >> Chris: YEAH.

>> Chris: YEAH.

>> Chris: YEAH. TIE IT UP!

TIE IT UP!

TIE IT UP! >> CUT IT AND STUFF IT.

>> CUT IT AND STUFF IT.

>> CUT IT AND STUFF IT. >> Chris:

>> Chris:

>> Chris: >> Chris: YAI.

>> Chris: YAI.

>> Chris: YAI. >> I'M A DOCTOR.

>> I'M A DOCTOR.

>> I'M A DOCTOR. >> Chris: ALL RIGHT, NEXT UP,

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT, NEXT UP,

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT, NEXT UP, THIS MISS CHIEFOUS PAIR.

THIS MISS CHIEFOUS PAIR.

THIS MISS CHIEFOUS PAIR. WHAT?

WHAT?

WHAT? >> KATY.

>> KATY.

>> KATY. >> HOW TO GET MURDERED BY A

>> HOW TO GET MURDERED BY A

>> HOW TO GET MURDERED BY A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN.

STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN.

STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN. >> Chris: POINTS.

>> Chris: POINTS.

>> Chris: POINTS. >> YEAH!

>> YEAH!

>> YEAH! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). >> Chris: ALISON.

>> Chris: ALISON.

>> Chris: ALISON. >> HOW TO DAIK A COVERT [BLEEP]

>> HOW TO DAIK A COVERT [BLEEP]

>> HOW TO DAIK A COVERT [BLEEP] NEXT TO A CAR.

NEXT TO A CAR.

NEXT TO A CAR. NO ONE WILL RECOGNIZE IT.

NO ONE WILL RECOGNIZE IT.

NO ONE WILL RECOGNIZE IT. NO ONE IS GOING TO LOOK OVER

NO ONE IS GOING TO LOOK OVER

NO ONE IS GOING TO LOOK OVER HERE, IF THEY DO IT'S HILARIOUS.

HERE, IF THEY DO IT'S HILARIOUS.

HERE, IF THEY DO IT'S HILARIOUS. >> Chris: LOOK, HE'S PULLING

>> Chris: LOOK, HE'S PULLING

>> Chris: LOOK, HE'S PULLING ALL THOSE CLEAN EXES OUT OF HIS

ALL THOSE CLEAN EXES OUT OF HIS

ALL THOSE CLEAN EXES OUT OF HIS MOUTH.

MOUTH.

MOUTH. NEXT UP, THIS GHOSTLY FELLOW.

NEXT UP, THIS GHOSTLY FELLOW.

NEXT UP, THIS GHOSTLY FELLOW. ALISON BRIE.

ALISON BRIE.

ALISON BRIE. >> HOW TO KNOW YOU'RE POOR.

>> HOW TO KNOW YOU'RE POOR.

>> HOW TO KNOW YOU'RE POOR. >> Chris: POINTS.

>> Chris: POINTS.

>> Chris: POINTS. >> COULDN'T EVEN AFFORD THE

>> COULDN'T EVEN AFFORD THE

>> COULDN'T EVEN AFFORD THE SCISSORS TO CUT OUT.

SCISSORS TO CUT OUT.

SCISSORS TO CUT OUT. KATIE O'BRIEN.

KATIE O'BRIEN.

KATIE O'BRIEN. >> HOW TO USE A GIFT CARD AT BIG

>> HOW TO USE A GIFT CARD AT BIG

>> HOW TO USE A GIFT CARD AT BIG LOTS.

LOTS.

LOTS. >> Chris: YAITIE.

>> Chris: YAITIE.

>> Chris: YAITIE. >> HOW TO BLEND IN ON A SKY FIE

>> HOW TO BLEND IN ON A SKY FIE

>> HOW TO BLEND IN ON A SKY FIE ORIGINAL MOVIE.

ORIGINAL MOVIE.

ORIGINAL MOVIE. >> YES, POINTS, ABSOLUTELY.

>> YES, POINTS, ABSOLUTELY.

>> YES, POINTS, ABSOLUTELY. >> Chris: NEXT UP, THIS BEFORE

>> Chris: NEXT UP, THIS BEFORE

>> Chris: NEXT UP, THIS BEFORE AND AFTER TER PICTURE.

AND AFTER TER PICTURE.

AND AFTER TER PICTURE. KATIE.

KATIE.

KATIE. >> HOW TO GET ANDERSON COOP TORE

>> HOW TO GET ANDERSON COOP TORE

>> HOW TO GET ANDERSON COOP TORE PICK A PAINT SWATCH.

PICK A PAINT SWATCH.

PICK A PAINT SWATCH. >> SO REMARKABLY-- SO SPECIFIC.

>> SO REMARKABLY-- SO SPECIFIC.

>> SO REMARKABLY-- SO SPECIFIC. >> SO SPECIFIC.

>> SO SPECIFIC.

>> SO SPECIFIC. AND FINALLY, THIS ENCOUNTER WITH

AND FINALLY, THIS ENCOUNTER WITH

AND FINALLY, THIS ENCOUNTER WITH NATURE.

NATURE.

NATURE. ALISON.

ALISON.

ALISON. >> HOW TO BRAG TO YOUR DOG ABOUT

>> HOW TO BRAG TO YOUR DOG ABOUT

>> HOW TO BRAG TO YOUR DOG ABOUT HOW YOU GO TO SCHOOL.

HOW YOU GO TO SCHOOL.

HOW YOU GO TO SCHOOL. >> YEAH, DUDE.

>> YEAH, DUDE.

>> YEAH, DUDE. SEE THIS?

SEE THIS?

SEE THIS? SEE ALL THIS I GOT?

SEE ALL THIS I GOT?

SEE ALL THIS I GOT? FOR SCHOOL.

FOR SCHOOL.

FOR SCHOOL. >> Chris: POINTS.

>> Chris: POINTS.

>> Chris: POINTS. KATIE O'BRIEN.

KATIE O'BRIEN.

KATIE O'BRIEN. >> HOW TO KILL AND EAT A

>> HOW TO KILL AND EAT A

>> HOW TO KILL AND EAT A BACKPACKER.

BACKPACKER.

BACKPACKER. >> YES, POINTS.

>> YES, POINTS.

>> YES, POINTS. >> Chris: FROM THE WOLF WIKI.

>> Chris: FROM THE WOLF WIKI.

>> Chris: FROM THE WOLF WIKI. THAT IS THE END OF WIKI HOW.

THAT IS THE END OF WIKI HOW.

THAT IS THE END OF WIKI HOW. IT IS TIME FOR OUR LIVE

IT IS TIME FOR OUR LIVE

IT IS TIME FOR OUR LIVE CHALLENGE FROM RUSSIA WITH

CHALLENGE FROM RUSSIA WITH

CHALLENGE FROM RUSSIA WITH UNDERAGED LOVE.

UNDERAGED LOVE.

UNDERAGED LOVE. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) TAKE NOPE, JAPAN BECAUSE RUSSIA

TAKE NOPE, JAPAN BECAUSE RUSSIA

TAKE NOPE, JAPAN BECAUSE RUSSIA IS MAKING A GRAB TO LEAD THE

IS MAKING A GRAB TO LEAD THE

IS MAKING A GRAB TO LEAD THE WORLD IN CREEPINESS THAJS TO AN

WORLD IN CREEPINESS THAJS TO AN

WORLD IN CREEPINESS THAJS TO AN ONLINE CONTEST WHERE A GAMING

ONLINE CONTEST WHERE A GAMING

ONLINE CONTEST WHERE A GAMING SITE'S 100,000th VISITER WON

SITE'S 100,000th VISITER WON

SITE'S 100,000th VISITER WON A MONTH STAY IN A HOT WELL A

A MONTH STAY IN A HOT WELL A

A MONTH STAY IN A HOT WELL A PORN STAR, ACCORDING TO THE

PORN STAR, ACCORDING TO THE

PORN STAR, ACCORDING TO THE DAILY MALE.

DAILY MALE.

DAILY MALE. THAT LUCKY WIN CERTIFICATE A 16

THAT LUCKY WIN CERTIFICATE A 16

THAT LUCKY WIN CERTIFICATE A 16 YEAR OLD BOY!

YEAR OLD BOY!

YEAR OLD BOY! >> WHAT A SWEETHEART.

>> WHAT A SWEETHEART.

>> WHAT A SWEETHEART. >> OR MIDDLE-AGED AUNT.

>> OR MIDDLE-AGED AUNT.

>> OR MIDDLE-AGED AUNT. >> Chris: COULD BE A

>> Chris: COULD BE A

>> Chris: COULD BE A MIDDLE-AGED AUNT.

MIDDLE-AGED AUNT.

MIDDLE-AGED AUNT. IT HONESTLY MAKES A LOT OF SENSE

IT HONESTLY MAKES A LOT OF SENSE

IT HONESTLY MAKES A LOT OF SENSE THOUGH.

THOUGH.

THOUGH. BECAUSE ONLY A 16 YEAR OLD BOY

BECAUSE ONLY A 16 YEAR OLD BOY

BECAUSE ONLY A 16 YEAR OLD BOY WOULD SEE A MESSAGE THAT SAYS

WOULD SEE A MESSAGE THAT SAYS

WOULD SEE A MESSAGE THAT SAYS YOU ARE THE 100,000th

YOU ARE THE 100,000th

YOU ARE THE 100,000th MESSENGER, HERE IS A PORN STAR

MESSENGER, HERE IS A PORN STAR

MESSENGER, HERE IS A PORN STAR AND WOULD CLICK ON IT.

AND WOULD CLICK ON IT.

AND WOULD CLICK ON IT. APPARENTLY THE BOY'S MOTHER IS

APPARENTLY THE BOY'S MOTHER IS

APPARENTLY THE BOY'S MOTHER IS VERY OPPOSED TO THIS IDEA, AS IS

VERY OPPOSED TO THIS IDEA, AS IS

VERY OPPOSED TO THIS IDEA, AS IS THE MAID WHO IS DREADING A MONTH

THE MAID WHO IS DREADING A MONTH

THE MAID WHO IS DREADING A MONTH OF CRUNCHY TOWELS.

OF CRUNCHY TOWELS.

OF CRUNCHY TOWELS. SO COMEDIANS, WHETHER OR NOT DO

SO COMEDIANS, WHETHER OR NOT DO

SO COMEDIANS, WHETHER OR NOT DO YOU THINK THEY'RE GOING TO DO,

YOU THINK THEY'RE GOING TO DO,

YOU THINK THEY'RE GOING TO DO, JUST TALK ABOUT MINE KRAFT FOR

JUST TALK ABOUT MINE KRAFT FOR

JUST TALK ABOUT MINE KRAFT FOR 30 DAYS?

30 DAYS?

30 DAYS? THIS SOUNDS LIKE THE PERFECT SET

THIS SOUNDS LIKE THE PERFECT SET

THIS SOUNDS LIKE THE PERFECT SET UP FORB A SITCOM SO I WOULD LIKE

UP FORB A SITCOM SO I WOULD LIKE

UP FORB A SITCOM SO I WOULD LIKE THE VOICE OVER LINE FOR WHAT

THE VOICE OVER LINE FOR WHAT

THE VOICE OVER LINE FOR WHAT HAPPENS ON NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE

HAPPENS ON NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE

HAPPENS ON NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE OF THIS HORNY RUSSIAN COMEDY.

OF THIS HORNY RUSSIAN COMEDY.

OF THIS HORNY RUSSIAN COMEDY. WE WILL GET YOUR ANSWERS AFTER

WE WILL GET YOUR ANSWERS AFTER

WE WILL GET YOUR ANSWERS AFTER THE BREAK AND BE RIGHT BACK WITH

THE BREAK AND BE RIGHT BACK WITH

THE BREAK AND BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "@MIDNIGHT".

MORE "@MIDNIGHT".

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). >> Chris: WELCOME BACK.

>> Chris: WELCOME BACK.

>> Chris: WELCOME BACK. BEFORE THE BREAK, I TOLD YOU

BEFORE THE BREAK, I TOLD YOU

BEFORE THE BREAK, I TOLD YOU ABOUT A SCHOOL BOY PORN STAR

ABOUT A SCHOOL BOY PORN STAR

ABOUT A SCHOOL BOY PORN STAR ROOMMATE SITUATION THAT SOUNDED

ROOMMATE SITUATION THAT SOUNDED

ROOMMATE SITUATION THAT SOUNDED SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE A TV SHOW AND

SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE A TV SHOW AND

SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE A TV SHOW AND ASKED WHAT WE COULD LOOK FORWARD

ASKED WHAT WE COULD LOOK FORWARD

ASKED WHAT WE COULD LOOK FORWARD TO ON NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE.

TO ON NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE.

TO ON NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE. LET'S SEE WHAT YOU CAME UP WITH.

LET'S SEE WHAT YOU CAME UP WITH.

LET'S SEE WHAT YOU CAME UP WITH. >> TUNE INTO NEXT YEAR TAT TORE

>> TUNE INTO NEXT YEAR TAT TORE

>> TUNE INTO NEXT YEAR TAT TORE CORRIE TO WATCH COREY HAVE A

CORRIE TO WATCH COREY HAVE A

CORRIE TO WATCH COREY HAVE A SEXUAL EXPERIENCE THAT MAKES

SEXUAL EXPERIENCE THAT MAKES

SEXUAL EXPERIENCE THAT MAKES FUTURE LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIPS

FUTURE LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIPS

FUTURE LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIPS IMPOSSIBLE.

IMPOSSIBLE.

IMPOSSIBLE. >> Chris: THAT IS THE SPECIAL

>> Chris: THAT IS THE SPECIAL

>> Chris: THAT IS THE SPECIAL EPISODE.

EPISODE.

EPISODE. VERY SPECIAL EPISODE.

VERY SPECIAL EPISODE.

VERY SPECIAL EPISODE. >> VERY TRUE TO LIFE.

>> VERY TRUE TO LIFE.

>> VERY TRUE TO LIFE. >> Chris: KATIE O'BRIEN.

>> Chris: KATIE O'BRIEN.

>> Chris: KATIE O'BRIEN. >> TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR ANOTHER

>> TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR ANOTHER

>> TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF TO CATCH A HOT

EPISODE OF TO CATCH A HOT

EPISODE OF TO CATCH A HOT RUSSIAN PREDATOR.

RUSSIAN PREDATOR.

RUSSIAN PREDATOR. >> Chris: ALL RIGHT.

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT.

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT. ALISON BRIE.

ALISON BRIE.

ALISON BRIE. >> COMING UP NEXT WEEK ON WAIT A

>> COMING UP NEXT WEEK ON WAIT A

>> COMING UP NEXT WEEK ON WAIT A SECOND, RUSSIA HATES GAY PEOPLE

SECOND, RUSSIA HATES GAY PEOPLE

SECOND, RUSSIA HATES GAY PEOPLE BUT IS COOL WITH THIS, DAD FALLS

BUT IS COOL WITH THIS, DAD FALLS

BUT IS COOL WITH THIS, DAD FALLS FOR HIS SON'S PORN STAR.

FOR HIS SON'S PORN STAR.

FOR HIS SON'S PORN STAR. IS BLOOD THICKER THAN JIZ?

IS BLOOD THICKER THAN JIZ?

IS BLOOD THICKER THAN JIZ? >> Chris: THE ANSWER IS NO,

>> Chris: THE ANSWER IS NO,

>> Chris: THE ANSWER IS NO, NO, IT'S NOT.

NO, IT'S NOT.

NO, IT'S NOT. I'M GOING TO GIVE A THOUSAND TO

I'M GOING TO GIVE A THOUSAND TO

I'M GOING TO GIVE A THOUSAND TO ALISON, 500 EACH TO KATY AND

ALISON, 500 EACH TO KATY AND

ALISON, 500 EACH TO KATY AND KATIE.

KATIE.

KATIE. TIME FOR OUR NEXT GAME WORST RED

TIME FOR OUR NEXT GAME WORST RED

TIME FOR OUR NEXT GAME WORST RED CARPET QUESTIONS.

CARPET QUESTIONS.

CARPET QUESTIONS. THE ACADEMY AWARDS ARE THIS

THE ACADEMY AWARDS ARE THIS

THE ACADEMY AWARDS ARE THIS WEEKEND AND THEY ARE

WEEKEND AND THEY ARE

WEEKEND AND THEY ARE SUPERIMPORTANT.

SUPERIMPORTANT.

SUPERIMPORTANT. WE'RE GOING TO-- IF EVERYONE'S

WE'RE GOING TO-- IF EVERYONE'S

WE'RE GOING TO-- IF EVERYONE'S VERY CERTIFICATE YUSES AT THE

VERY CERTIFICATE YUSES AT THE

VERY CERTIFICATE YUSES AT THE 88th ACADEMY AWARDS, MOST

88th ACADEMY AWARDS, MOST

88th ACADEMY AWARDS, MOST IMPORTANT THING GOING ON IN THE

IMPORTANT THING GOING ON IN THE

IMPORTANT THING GOING ON IN THE WORLD THIS WEEKEND.

WORLD THIS WEEKEND.

WORLD THIS WEEKEND. AM FIND OUT WHICH WHITE WILL

AM FIND OUT WHICH WHITE WILL

AM FIND OUT WHICH WHITE WILL WALK AWAY WITH THE GOLDEN POWER

WALK AWAY WITH THE GOLDEN POWER

WALK AWAY WITH THE GOLDEN POWER TRINKET.

TRINKET.

TRINKET. THE 88th ACADEMY AWARDS.

THE 88th ACADEMY AWARDS.

THE 88th ACADEMY AWARDS. VERY, VERY FANCY.

VERY, VERY FANCY.

VERY, VERY FANCY. BEFORE HOLLYWOOD'S HUNGRIEST

BEFORE HOLLYWOOD'S HUNGRIEST

BEFORE HOLLYWOOD'S HUNGRIEST ENTER THE THEATER THEY FIRST

ENTER THE THEATER THEY FIRST

ENTER THE THEATER THEY FIRST HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE RED CARPET

HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE RED CARPET

HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE RED CARPET WHICH FOR THE RECORD DOES NOT

WHICH FOR THE RECORD DOES NOT

WHICH FOR THE RECORD DOES NOT MATCH THE DRAPES WHERE.

MATCH THE DRAPES WHERE.

MATCH THE DRAPES WHERE. THEY WILL FACE UNCOMFORTABLE

THEY WILL FACE UNCOMFORTABLE

THEY WILL FACE UNCOMFORTABLE QUESTIONS IN THEIR UNCOMFORT J

QUESTIONS IN THEIR UNCOMFORT J

QUESTIONS IN THEIR UNCOMFORT J EVENING ATTIRE FROM

EVENING ATTIRE FROM

EVENING ATTIRE FROM UNCOMFORTABLE LOOKING REPORTERS

UNCOMFORTABLE LOOKING REPORTERS

UNCOMFORTABLE LOOKING REPORTERS BUT IF WE CAN MAKE THE OSCARS

BUT IF WE CAN MAKE THE OSCARS

BUT IF WE CAN MAKE THE OSCARS MORE AUTOMATIC WASHED.

MORE AUTOMATIC WASHED.

MORE AUTOMATIC WASHED. SO I WOULD LIKE THE WORST RED

SO I WOULD LIKE THE WORST RED

SO I WOULD LIKE THE WORST RED CARPET QUESTIONS YOU CAN THINK

CARPET QUESTIONS YOU CAN THINK

CARPET QUESTIONS YOU CAN THINK OF IN 06 SECOND, BEGIN.

OF IN 06 SECOND, BEGIN.

OF IN 06 SECOND, BEGIN. KATY.

KATY.

KATY. >> WHO ARE YOU?

>> WHO ARE YOU?

>> WHO ARE YOU? >> Chris: POINTS.

>> Chris: POINTS.

>> Chris: POINTS. I GET THAT A LOT.

I GET THAT A LOT.

I GET THAT A LOT. POINTS.

POINTS.

POINTS. KATY.

KATY.

KATY. >>-- WILL YOU GIVE YOUR AGENT MY

>>-- WILL YOU GIVE YOUR AGENT MY

>>-- WILL YOU GIVE YOUR AGENT MY SCRIPT FOR PAUL BLART 3FART

SCRIPT FOR PAUL BLART 3FART

SCRIPT FOR PAUL BLART 3FART DETECTIVE?

DETECTIVE?

DETECTIVE? >> Chris: OH, WAIT A MINUTE.

>> Chris: OH, WAIT A MINUTE.

>> Chris: OH, WAIT A MINUTE. WHY WASN'T IT PAUL BLART 2FART

WHY WASN'T IT PAUL BLART 2FART

WHY WASN'T IT PAUL BLART 2FART DETECTIVE.

DETECTIVE.

DETECTIVE. >> IT WAS BOUND TO BE A

>> IT WAS BOUND TO BE A

>> IT WAS BOUND TO BE A TRIOLOGY.

TRIOLOGY.

TRIOLOGY. WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING.

WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING.

WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING. >> Chris: POINTS.

>> Chris: POINTS.

>> Chris: POINTS. KATIE O'BRIEN.

KATIE O'BRIEN.

KATIE O'BRIEN. >> WHO IS WEARING YOU?

>> WHO IS WEARING YOU?

>> WHO IS WEARING YOU? >> Chris: POINTS.

>> Chris: POINTS.

>> Chris: POINTS. POINTS.

POINTS.

POINTS. ALISON BRII.

ALISON BRII.

ALISON BRII. >> WHAT IS McCALLY CALL KIN

>> WHAT IS McCALLY CALL KIN

>> WHAT IS McCALLY CALL KIN REALLY LIKE.

REALLY LIKE.

REALLY LIKE. >> Chris: KATIE O'BRIEN.

>> Chris: KATIE O'BRIEN.

>> Chris: KATIE O'BRIEN. >> WHERE DOES YOUR DICK FALL

>> WHERE DOES YOUR DICK FALL

>> WHERE DOES YOUR DICK FALL FROM SHIA LaBEOUF TO JOHNHAM.

FROM SHIA LaBEOUF TO JOHNHAM.

FROM SHIA LaBEOUF TO JOHNHAM. >> Chris.

>> Chris.

>> Chris. >> ARE THOSE THINGS THE SAME

>> ARE THOSE THINGS THE SAME

>> ARE THOSE THINGS THE SAME SIZE, I'M THINKING THIS ONE IS

SIZE, I'M THINKING THIS ONE IS

SIZE, I'M THINKING THIS ONE IS BIGGER THAN THAT ONE, WHAT DO

BIGGER THAN THAT ONE, WHAT DO

BIGGER THAN THAT ONE, WHAT DO YOU THINK, DO YOU AGREE.

YOU THINK, DO YOU AGREE.

YOU THINK, DO YOU AGREE. >> Chris: KATIE.

>> Chris: KATIE.

>> Chris: KATIE. >> WHAT IS YOUR BACKUP PLAN IF

>> WHAT IS YOUR BACKUP PLAN IF

>> WHAT IS YOUR BACKUP PLAN IF ACTING DOESN'T WORK OUT.

ACTING DOESN'T WORK OUT.

ACTING DOESN'T WORK OUT. >> Chris: KATIE O'BRIEN.

>> Chris: KATIE O'BRIEN.

>> Chris: KATIE O'BRIEN. >> DO YOU HAVE A DATE TONIGHT OR

>> DO YOU HAVE A DATE TONIGHT OR

>> DO YOU HAVE A DATE TONIGHT OR WILL YOU DIE ALONE.

WILL YOU DIE ALONE.

WILL YOU DIE ALONE. >> Chris: LIKE A BALD MAN IN A

>> Chris: LIKE A BALD MAN IN A

>> Chris: LIKE A BALD MAN IN A HOSPITAL.

HOSPITAL.

HOSPITAL. KATY.

KATY.

KATY. >> HAS YOUR FACE ALWAYS LOOKED

>> HAS YOUR FACE ALWAYS LOOKED

>> HAS YOUR FACE ALWAYS LOOKED LIKE THAT?

LIKE THAT?

LIKE THAT? >> Chris: YET, POINTS.

>> Chris: YET, POINTS.

>> Chris: YET, POINTS. PERFECT WILL.

PERFECT WILL.

PERFECT WILL. THAT IS THE END OF WORST RED

THAT IS THE END OF WORST RED

THAT IS THE END OF WORST RED CARPET QUESTIONS.

CARPET QUESTIONS.

CARPET QUESTIONS. I'M SORRY, KATIE O'BRIEN YOU'RE

I'M SORRY, KATIE O'BRIEN YOU'RE

I'M SORRY, KATIE O'BRIEN YOU'RE IN THIRD PLACE AND WE HAVE TO

IN THIRD PLACE AND WE HAVE TO

IN THIRD PLACE AND WE HAVE TO ELIMINATE YOU.

ELIMINATE YOU.

ELIMINATE YOU. DO YOU HAVE ANY LAST WORDS

DO YOU HAVE ANY LAST WORDS

DO YOU HAVE ANY LAST WORDS BEFORE WE TURN THE RED LIGHT ON

BEFORE WE TURN THE RED LIGHT ON

BEFORE WE TURN THE RED LIGHT ON YOU.

YOU.

YOU. >> GOOD-BYE?

>> GOOD-BYE?

>> GOOD-BYE? AND BE SURE AND TUNE IN TO

AND BE SURE AND TUNE IN TO

AND BE SURE AND TUNE IN TO "TEACHERS" EVERY WEDNESDAY NIGHT

"TEACHERS" EVERY WEDNESDAY NIGHT

"TEACHERS" EVERY WEDNESDAY NIGHT AT 10:30, 9:30 CENTRAL ON TV

AT 10:30, 9:30 CENTRAL ON TV

AT 10:30, 9:30 CENTRAL ON TV LAND.

LAND.

LAND. (APPLAUSE).

(APPLAUSE).

(APPLAUSE). >> Chris: RED LIGHTS.

>> Chris: RED LIGHTS.

>> Chris: RED LIGHTS. >> OH,OUT.

>> OH,OUT.

>> OH,OUT. >> Chris: I KNOW.

>> Chris: I KNOW.

>> Chris: I KNOW. >> I HAD NO IDEA.

>> I HAD NO IDEA.

>> I HAD NO IDEA. >> DON'T TOUCH MY LIGHT.

>> DON'T TOUCH MY LIGHT.

>> DON'T TOUCH MY LIGHT. >> THIS IS SERIOUS.

>> THIS IS SERIOUS.

>> THIS IS SERIOUS. >> Chris: THAT MEANS IT'S TIME

>> Chris: THAT MEANS IT'S TIME

>> Chris: THAT MEANS IT'S TIME TO DROP YOUR GARTERS AND-- YOUR

TO DROP YOUR GARTERS AND-- YOUR

TO DROP YOUR GARTERS AND-- YOUR LARDERS, IT'S FOR THE WIN.

LARDERS, IT'S FOR THE WIN.

LARDERS, IT'S FOR THE WIN. IF YOU THINK TINDER IS BAD YOU

IF YOU THINK TINDER IS BAD YOU

IF YOU THINK TINDER IS BAD YOU SHOULD TRY GETTING LAID IN THE

SHOULD TRY GETTING LAID IN THE

SHOULD TRY GETTING LAID IN THE 1800s.

1800s.

1800s. COULDN'T JUST SWIPE RIGHT IF YOU

COULDN'T JUST SWIPE RIGHT IF YOU

COULDN'T JUST SWIPE RIGHT IF YOU FOUND YOURSELF TITILLATED BY A

FOUND YOURSELF TITILLATED BY A

FOUND YOURSELF TITILLATED BY A YOUNG LADY EXPOSED ANKLE.

YOUNG LADY EXPOSED ANKLE.

YOUNG LADY EXPOSED ANKLE. YOU HAD TO USE A CHEAPY CLEVER

YOU HAD TO USE A CHEAPY CLEVER

YOU HAD TO USE A CHEAPY CLEVER CALLING CARD LIKE COME AND SEE

CALLING CARD LIKE COME AND SEE

CALLING CARD LIKE COME AND SEE OUR NEW LAMP, YOU CAN TURN IT

OUR NEW LAMP, YOU CAN TURN IT

OUR NEW LAMP, YOU CAN TURN IT DOWN SO LIGHTED SO THERE IS

DOWN SO LIGHTED SO THERE IS

DOWN SO LIGHTED SO THERE IS SCARGS ANY LIGHT AT ALL.

SCARGS ANY LIGHT AT ALL.

SCARGS ANY LIGHT AT ALL. A NEW LAMP, I THINK I JUST FOUND

A NEW LAMP, I THINK I JUST FOUND

A NEW LAMP, I THINK I JUST FOUND OUT I'M A SQUIRTER.

OUT I'M A SQUIRTER.

OUT I'M A SQUIRTER. ARE WE GOING TO SAY SOMETHING

ARE WE GOING TO SAY SOMETHING

ARE WE GOING TO SAY SOMETHING DIRTY BUT THAT WAS SO MUCH

DIRTY BUT THAT WAS SO MUCH

DIRTY BUT THAT WAS SO MUCH DIRTIER.

DIRTIER.

DIRTIER. IT IS NOT EVEN THE DIRTIEST

IT IS NOT EVEN THE DIRTIEST

IT IS NOT EVEN THE DIRTIEST THING SAID ON THIS PROGRAM.

THING SAID ON THIS PROGRAM.

THING SAID ON THIS PROGRAM. >> WELL, IT WAS DIRTY.

>> WELL, IT WAS DIRTY.

>> WELL, IT WAS DIRTY. >> IT WAS VERY DIRTY.

>> IT WAS VERY DIRTY.

>> IT WAS VERY DIRTY. >> Chris: I'M SORRY, I STILL

>> Chris: I'M SORRY, I STILL

>> Chris: I'M SORRY, I STILL WOULD LIKE TO SHOW YOU MY LAMP.

WOULD LIKE TO SHOW YOU MY LAMP.

WOULD LIKE TO SHOW YOU MY LAMP. OR THIS ONE, HERE SAY CALLING

OR THIS ONE, HERE SAY CALLING

OR THIS ONE, HERE SAY CALLING CARD OF KISSING ROGUE, JAMES L.

CARD OF KISSING ROGUE, JAMES L.

CARD OF KISSING ROGUE, JAMES L. GALLAS KISSING ROGUE.

GALLAS KISSING ROGUE.

GALLAS KISSING ROGUE. OF HUGTITE LANE AND

OF HUGTITE LANE AND

OF HUGTITE LANE AND SQUEEZEEMBURG.

SQUEEZEEMBURG.

SQUEEZEEMBURG. WHY THIS ONE IS HUNG LIKE A

WHY THIS ONE IS HUNG LIKE A

WHY THIS ONE IS HUNG LIKE A HORSE THIEF.

HORSE THIEF.

HORSE THIEF. COMEDIANS WRITE YOUR OWN OLD

COMEDIANS WRITE YOUR OWN OLD

COMEDIANS WRITE YOUR OWN OLD TIMEY SEXY CALLING CARDS.

TIMEY SEXY CALLING CARDS.

TIMEY SEXY CALLING CARDS. WE'LL HAVE OUR COMEDIANS ANSWERS

WE'LL HAVE OUR COMEDIANS ANSWERS

WE'LL HAVE OUR COMEDIANS ANSWERS AND NAME A WINNER WHEN WE COME

AND NAME A WINNER WHEN WE COME

AND NAME A WINNER WHEN WE COME BACK ON THE "@MIDNIGHT" PROGRAM.

BACK ON THE "@MIDNIGHT" PROGRAM.

>> Chris: WELCOME BACK TO

>> Chris: WELCOME BACK TO "@MIDNIGHT."

"@MIDNIGHT."

"@MIDNIGHT." IT'S TIME FOR FOR THE WIN.

IT'S TIME FOR FOR THE WIN.

IT'S TIME FOR FOR THE WIN. I WILL WIPE YOUR SCORES CLEAN,

I WILL WIPE YOUR SCORES CLEAN,

I WILL WIPE YOUR SCORES CLEAN, WIPE, WIPE, WIPE, WIPE, WIPE.

WIPE, WIPE, WIPE, WIPE, WIPE.

WIPE, WIPE, WIPE, WIPE, WIPE. >> OH.

>> OH.

>> OH. OKAY.

OKAY.

OKAY. >> SORT OF LIKE A

>> SORT OF LIKE A

>> SORT OF LIKE A WIPING-- SOMETHING.

WIPING-- SOMETHING.

WIPING-- SOMETHING. >> Chris: I KEEP WIPING, KEEP

>> Chris: I KEEP WIPING, KEEP

>> Chris: I KEEP WIPING, KEEP WIPING.

WIPING.

WIPING. >> OKAY.

>> OKAY.

>> OKAY. >> Chris: I'M LEGALLY BOUND TO

>> Chris: I'M LEGALLY BOUND TO

>> Chris: I'M LEGALLY BOUND TO WIPE.

WIPE.

WIPE. >> WIPE LOWER, WIPE LOWER.

>> WIPE LOWER, WIPE LOWER.

>> WIPE LOWER, WIPE LOWER. HIGHER.

HIGHER.

HIGHER. NOT THAT LOW.

NOT THAT LOW.

NOT THAT LOW. OH BOY, TOO HIGH, TOO HIGH, YOU

OH BOY, TOO HIGH, TOO HIGH, YOU

OH BOY, TOO HIGH, TOO HIGH, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

DON'T KNOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

DON'T KNOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING. >> Chris: I DON'T.

>> Chris: I DON'T.

>> Chris: I DON'T. THIS IS MY FIRST TIME.

THIS IS MY FIRST TIME.

THIS IS MY FIRST TIME. >> STOP WIPING.

>> STOP WIPING.

>> STOP WIPING. >> Chris: THIS IS MY FIRST

>> Chris: THIS IS MY FIRST

>> Chris: THIS IS MY FIRST TIME.

TIME.

TIME. I WILL READ THE ANSWER AS LOUD,

I WILL READ THE ANSWER AS LOUD,

I WILL READ THE ANSWER AS LOUD, YOU THE AUDIENCE WILL DECIDE THE

YOU THE AUDIENCE WILL DECIDE THE

YOU THE AUDIENCE WILL DECIDE THE WINNER.

WINNER.

WINNER. BEFORE THE BREAK I SHOWED YOU

BEFORE THE BREAK I SHOWED YOU

BEFORE THE BREAK I SHOWED YOU THESE BALL RETRACTINGLY AWKWARD

THESE BALL RETRACTINGLY AWKWARD

THESE BALL RETRACTINGLY AWKWARD VICTORIAN CALLING CARDS FOR

VICTORIAN CALLING CARDS FOR

VICTORIAN CALLING CARDS FOR COURTING PURPOSES AND ASKED TO

COURTING PURPOSES AND ASKED TO

COURTING PURPOSES AND ASKED TO YOU COME UP WITH YOUR OWN.

YOU COME UP WITH YOUR OWN.

YOU COME UP WITH YOUR OWN. LET'S DUMP THEM OUT.

LET'S DUMP THEM OUT.

LET'S DUMP THEM OUT. FIRST ONE.

FIRST ONE.

FIRST ONE. >> Chris: WELL, THE AUDIENCE

>> Chris: WELL, THE AUDIENCE

>> Chris: WELL, THE AUDIENCE WANTS TO MEET AT THE BATHROOM

WANTS TO MEET AT THE BATHROOM

WANTS TO MEET AT THE BATHROOM FOR FELLATIO.

FOR FELLATIO.

FOR FELLATIO. WHO WAS NUMBER TWO?

WHO WAS NUMBER TWO?

WHO WAS NUMBER TWO? ALISON BRIE IS THE WINNER.

ALISON BRIE IS THE WINNER.

ALISON BRIE IS THE WINNER. KATY, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

KATY, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

KATY, THANK YOU SO MUCH. ARE YOU THE FUNNIEST PERSON FOR

ARE YOU THE FUNNIEST PERSON FOR

ARE YOU THE FUNNIEST PERSON FOR THE NEXT 23 AND A HALF HOURS.

THE NEXT 23 AND A HALF HOURS.

THE NEXT 23 AND A HALF HOURS. TOMORROW NIGHT OUR GUESTS ARE

TOMORROW NIGHT OUR GUESTS ARE

TOMORROW NIGHT OUR GUESTS ARE THEO VON, TIFFANY HADDISH AND

THEO VON, TIFFANY HADDISH AND

THEO VON, TIFFANY HADDISH AND ANDREW SANTINO.

ANDREW SANTINO.

ANDREW SANTINO. UNTIL THEN KEEP TWEETING WITH

UNTIL THEN KEEP TWEETING WITH

UNTIL THEN KEEP TWEETING WITH YOUR HASH TALES GOP MOVIES.

YOUR HASH TALES GOP MOVIES.

YOUR HASH TALES GOP MOVIES. I'M TALKING REALLY FAST, GOOD

I'M TALKING REALLY FAST, GOOD

I'M TALKING REALLY FAST, GOOD NIGHT.

NIGHT.

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