Miles: It's pretty wet.
Brandon: Can we cut this?
Brandon: Yeah, 'cause you get your shoes wet, and your socks.
MIles: It is five steps to the fucking bathroom.
Brandon: No, well, Caleb warned me and said
We- he's like completely drenched.
I need- does someone have- Miles: Nobody help him.
Brandon: Does anyone have scissors? Miles: No.
He has to learn!
Brandon: Oh god, I have to pee so bad.
I would just go barefoot and dry my feet but...
Brandon: [small noises as he leaves]
Miles: So this is a game we call... "Brandon's Not Allowed To Come Back In".
Josh, I'm gonna need your muscle!
Miles: We're not good people.
Brandon: I swear to god- oh- ah-
Josh: Run Miles! Miles: [faintly] It's not my fault!
Cameraman: Where'd they go?
Miles: Oh god! Oh god!
Brandon: Alright, let's go see what's so funny now, Miles.
While we kick his ass, make sure you subscribe.
[quietly] And watch all our videos.
Miles: Oh fuck! Why? I'm at work you jackass!
See that? That's a- that's a safety hazard. I'm gonna go talk to Matt.
Brandon: Oh it's fine.
You're not really gonna talk to Matt, are you?
Miles: [unitelligble] Brandon: Aw shit.