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>> I JUST WANT THE PLANS,

VENTURE.

[ LAUGHS ]

>> I HAVE THE PLANS RIGHT HERE,

HALF-JACKAL, RIGHT HERE IN MY

HEAD.

SO WHY DON'T YOU KEEP TRYING TO

BEAT THEM OUT?

>> THAT BABY'S GONNA KICK LIKE A

VIRGIN.

YOU HAVE TO RE-LEVEL QUICK.

GO FOR THE BASTARD'S NECK.

>> Young Dr. Venture: DO I HAVE

TO KILL HIM?

>> KEEP HIM UP THERE, KANO.

I DON'T CARE IF HE WETS HIMSELF

AND YOUR HEAD.

THAT BOY IS GONNA SEE SOMEBODY

DIE.

AND IF HE DOESN'T WANT IT TO BE

HIS FATHER, HE'S GOT TO PULL

THAT TRIGGER.

>> Quizboy: KNEW IT.

WAIT, WAIT, I'VE DONE IT.

>> Pete: [ SHUDDERS ]

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE

DISCOVERED PORNOGRAPHY.

OH, THAT'S UNSAVORY.

>> Quizboy: QUIT IT.

THIS IS SERIOUS.

YOU SEE WHAT'S WRITTEN IN THAT

SMOKE?

THAT'S CIRCUMFERENCE AND LENGTH.

IT DESCRIBES A CYLINDER.

>> Pete: BILLY, YOU'VE SNAPPED.

>> Quizboy: NO, WHITE.

THIS BOY GENIUS IS SANE.

30 YEARS OF SEARCHING FOR CLUES

IN THE OLD RUSTY VENTURE CARTOON

HAS LED BE TO THIS.

>> Pete: WOW, IMPRESSIVE.

>> Quizboy: IT'S A SCYTALE, A

HELICAL CIPHER.

YOU JUST WRAP THIS STRIP OF

PAPER WITH WHAT APPEARS TO BE

NONSENSE AROUND IT, AND BINGO

WAS HIS NAME-O.

>> Pete: WELL?

>> Quizboy: DON'T TELL ME.

IT'S MORE CODE.

IT'S ALL "FORM TYPE EQUALS

ADDRESS."

I WAS SO CLOSE.

>> Pete: I'M ALREADY REGRETTING

TELLING YOU THIS, BUT THAT'S A

URL.

>> Quizboy: WHAT?

>> Pete: BILLY, IT'S A WEBSITE.

>> Quizboy: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

THE RUSTY VENTURE CARTOON IS

FROM THE '70s.

>> Quizboy: "52 EQUALS COUNTRY

EQUALS U.S. AND GEODIFF" --

THAT'S WITH TWO F's --

"EQUALS ONE."

YOU GOT IT?

>> Pete: YEAH, I GOT IT.

IT'S A MAPLOOK MAP.

>> Quizboy: WHITE?

THAT'S A MAP TO THE VENTURE

COMPOUND.

>> Pete: OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE

RIGHT.

AND LOOK AT THAT.

I COULD SAVE 1.3 MILES IF I TAKE

RIDGE STREET.

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ CLICK ]

>> Quizboy: THE BRICKS ON THAT

MAYAN TEMPLE -- RANDOM PATTERN

OR MORSE CODE?

MORSE CODE.

SLIDE.

DO GIANT SPIDERS REALLY HAVE

THAT MANY EYES?

THEY DO WHEN IT'S CODE WRITTEN

IN BRAILLE.

SLIDE!

THAT'S A SHIRTLESS DRUNK ALBINO,

I THINK.

>> Pete: SPRING BREAK 1994.

>> Quizboy: SLIDE!

>> Dr. Venture: ALL RIGHT,

BILLY, ALL YOU'VE PROVED IS THAT

YOU'RE WAY TOO INTO CARTOONS AND

THAT I SHOULD FIND OUT WHY I

HAVEN'T SEEN DIME ONE FROM THOSE

DVD SALES.

>> Quizboy: WRONG!

EVERY ONE OF THESE CLUES AND

HUNDREDS MORE LIKE THEM HAVE LED

ME HERE -- SLIDE -- TO THIS SPOT

IN YOUR COMPOUND AND THE FINAL

CLUE.

>> Brock: YEAH, THAT'S MY HERB

GARDEN.

DOC, CAN WE TALK OUTSIDE?

>> Dr. Venture: YOU CAN SAY IT

TO EVERYBODY.

>> Hank: OH, COOL!

BROCK'S GONNA SWEAR.

>> Dr. Venture: NO, HE'S NOT.

>> Hank: COOL, BROCK'S GONNA

TALK ABOUT NAKED SEX LADIES.

>> Brock: ALL RIGHT, FINE, WHEN

I GOT ASSIGNED THIS RIDIC--

IMPORTANT ASSIGNMENT, I WAS

GIVEN EXPLICIT INSTRUCTIONS TO

WATCH THAT EXACT PATCH OF

GROUND.

SORRY, I'M NOT DIGGING THERE.

>> Dr. Venture: WELL, YOUR

EMPLOYER IS.

>> Quizboy: SEE, WE'VE ALREADY

LOST BROCK.

AND WHO KNOWS WHO'S NEXT?

ANY ONE OF US COULD MEET OUR

DEMISE OR BE DRIVEN CRAZY BY

GREED.

THE QUEST WILL NOT BE EASY.

>> Dr. Venture: LOOK, BILLY, YOU

JUST SAW ME RIDE A KOMODO

DRAGON, AND THEY HAVE POISONOUS

SPIT.

POISONOUS SPIT, INFECTED

MOUTHS -- KOMODO DRAGONS.

IT'S -- IF THEY BITE YOU.

WHATEVER.

NOBODY WORKS AS HARD AS

RUSTY VENTURE.

HURRY UP.

MY ICE IS MELTING.

>> Hank: I'M GOING AS FAST AS I

CAN.

YELL AT DEAN FOR ONCE.

>> Dr. Venture: YOUR BROTHER'S

BUSY HELPING THE GROWN-UPS.

>> Dean: I THINK I HAVE

HEATSTROKE.

>> Dr. Venture: YOU HAVE

LOLLYGAGGER SYNDROME.

THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE.

HERE, FRESHEN THIS UP FOR DADDY.

WHITE?

>> Pete: SURE, I'LL TAKE ANOTHER

FANTA.

>> Dr. Venture: BILLY?

>> Quizboy: WHAT ARE YOU

DRINKING?

>> Dr. Venture: RED MOCHO

COOLER.

IT'S KAHLúA, HERSHEY'S SYRUP,

AND A DASH OF RED KOOL-AID.

>> Quizboy: THAT SOUNDS

HORRIBLE.

[ THUNK! ]

>> Hank: I JUST HIT SOMETHING.

>> Quizboy: OH, NOW WE'RE

TALKING.

WHAT?

OH, FALSE ALARM.

>> Hank: IT'S A BOX FULL OF OLD

MOPS.

>> Quizboy: IT'S A DOG CORPSE.

>> Dr. Venture: WELL, LOOKS LIKE

WE FOUND WHERE BROCK BURIED

SCAMP.

>> Dean: SCAMP?

NO.

NO-O-O-O-O!

>> Dr. Venture: DEAN, LESS ICE

THIS TIME!

[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]

[ CRASHING ]

>> Brock: OH, COME ON!

>> Dr. Venture: OH, BROCK, I'M

GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

THIS IS YOURS, I THINK.

IT CAME FROM THE PAST.

OOH-OOH-OOH.

>> Quizboy: [ COUGHS ]

THIS IS TOTALLY WHAT WE'RE

LOOKING FOR.

I RECOGNIZE IT FROM EPISODE

209 -- THE TALKING CAVE MYSTERY.

WHOA, IS THIS BROCK'S ROOM?

SWEET DIGS, SAMSON.

>> Brock: GET OUT OF HERE.

>> Quizboy: I HAVE A DART BOARD

LIKE THAT.

YOU EVER TURN IT AROUND?

BASEBALL.

>> Brock: YEAH.

GET OUT OF HERE!

>> Pete: IS THIS A REC ROOM?

PLEASE TELL ME THERE'S BUMPER

POOL.

>> Brock: OUT OF MY ROOM NOW,

EVERYBODY!

>> Hank: LOOK, I FOUND EVEN MORE

TREASURE IN THERE -- A

MYSTERIOUS CARD THAT SAYS

"ANCIENT GEAR FIST" AND A COIN.

I'LL BET IT'S INDIAN MONEY.

LOOK, A MAGIC NURSE SHOE.

>> Pete: THAT'S MY SHOE.

>> Dean: HEY, THAT'S MY YU-GI-OH

CARD AND MY SLAMMER POG.

>> Hank: AW, GYP.

>> Dr. Venture: DEAN, GIVE ME

THOSE.

WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT

GAMBLING?

>> Dean: GYP!

>> Brock: OUT!

>> Dr. Venture: OKAY, BEFORE WE

OPEN THIS, IF IT'S GOLD OR

DIAMONDS, I THINK IT'S PRETTY

CLEAR MY FATHER MEANT FOR ME TO

HAVE THEM.

>> Hank: AND IF POISON GAS

SHOULD COME OUT AND KILL US, I

JUST WANT TO TELL YOU THAT I WAS

THE ONE WHO CARVED DEAN'S NAME

INTO THE BATHROOM DOOR.

>> Dean: THANKS, HANK.

>> Hank: I LOVE YOU, DEAN.

>> Dr. Venture: OKAY, BILLY,

OPEN IT UP.

>> Pete: OH, FOR THE LOVE OF...

WAS ANYBODY ELSE WAITING FOR

THEIR FACE TO MELT OFF, EH?

>> Quizboy: THE FINAL CLUE.

I CAN DECODE THIS.

GET ME A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER.

>> Dr. Venture: OH, AND GET ME

ANOTHER RED MOCHO COOLER.

>> DON'T LOOK AROUND YOU, MAN OF

THE FUTURE.

SANDOW IS SPEAKING TO YOU

FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE.

THE VOICE YOU NOW HEAR IS

COMING FROM THE VICTOR TALKING

MACH--

DUTY THAT NO MAN, DAGGER,

BULLET, OR BLOW HARMED

COLONEL VENTURE.

FOOLISHLY, SANDOW BELIEVED THE

DEVICE, AND MY DREADFUL ORDERS

TO PROTECT IT TO BE A MYTH.

THAT CHANGED.

EVERYTHING CHANGED.

>> Phantom Limb: LOOK OUT THERE,

LLOYD.

WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY MEMBERS

OF OUR OWN GUILD.

THE ONLY WAY WE CAN GAIN CONTROL

IS TO ACTIVATE THE DEVICE NOW.

>> I'M SORRY.

I DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE OUT OF

OPTIONS.

>> Phantom Limb: NO, I'M SORRY.

I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS SARCASM

DAY.

>> I'M SORRY I WASN'T AWARE OF

YOUR DELICATE CONSTITUTION.

>> Phantom Limb: I'M SORRY YOU

SMELL LIKE SPOILED FRUIT.

>> FANTOMAS HAS A POINT.

>> HOW DARE YOU, SIR?

WHY, I SMELL OF FRESHLY CUT

FLOWERS.

>> NOT THAT.

LOOK, ALL OF US HAVE DEVOTED OUR

LIVES TO PERFECT AND PROTECT THE

ORB.

BUT WE'RE LOSING EVERYTHING.

NOW, I CAN'T EVEN AFFORD ANOTHER

SUIT.

SAME SUIT FOR THE LAST FIVE

YEARS.

>> SAMUEL, THE ORB IS A SOURCE

OF UNTOLD POWER.

WE MUST TAKE OUR TIME AND LEARN

HOW TO HARNESS THAT POWER FOR

THE GOOD OF MANKIND.

>> Phantom Limb: WHOA, THERE.

ORB IS OURS.

THE GUILD WILL DECIDE WHAT IS

BEST FOR MANKIND.

>> FOR SHAME.

THIS GUILD WAS FOUNDED TO

PROTECT AND SERVE MAN AT HIS

BEST, NOT TO BE A GUILD OF

CALAMITOUS INTENT.

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

BUT...

BUT -- AND IT'S A BIGGER BUT

THAN THE HUGE ONE I SIT ON --

THAT LITTLE BALL HAS TO BE

TESTED.

>> THE UGLY QUEEN IS RIGHT.

I WAS THE LAST TO ADD MY GENIUS

TO ORB.

AND I, THE GREAT BEAST,

ALEISTER CROWLEY, WILL PROVE THE

MIGHTY ART OF HERMETIC --

WHOA.

>> SANDOW, SHOW THAT LUNATIC

OUT.

>> Phantom Limb: LET'S SEE IF

THE CHUBBY WIZARD CAN FLY.

>> ALL RIGHT THERE, BIG GUY.

I GET THE HINT.

NO NEED TO GET SHOVEY...

BECAUSE I WILL COME DOWN ON YOU

LIKE A STORM!

AAH!

>> Phantom Limb: OKAY, YOU SEE?

WE CAN NO LONGER TRUST ANYONE.

IT'S TIME TO HARNESS THE POWER

OF THE ORB, WHATEVER THAT POWER

MAY BE.

[ CRASH ]

>> COLONEL VENTURE, IT'S TESLA,

AND HE'S WITH THE AVON LADIES.

THEY HAVE US SURROUNDED!

>> TO OUR GLIDERS!

>> DON'T DO IT, COLONEL VENTURE.

I BEG YOU.

>> SANDOW, MY FAITHFUL

BODYGUARD, THESE ARE DESPERATE

TIMES.

>> SANDOW KNEW WHAT HAD TO BE

DONE.

MEN LIKE US FOLLOW ORDERS.

YES, FUTURE MAN, WE ARE PAWNS,

BUT PAWNS THAT MOVE IN THAT

CRAZY "L" SHAPE, LIKE THAT HORSE

PIECE.

OH, THIS THING IS TINY.

SANDOW WILL PICK THIS UP ON THE

OTHER CYLINDER.

>> Brock: [ SIGHS ]

GREAT.

>> Dr. Venture: ALL RIGHT, HANK,

READ IT ONE MORE TIME.

>> Hank: "IN MINUIT'S BARGAIN

SITS HOUSE THAT COKE BUILT.

IN A LOUD ROOM OF QUIET

WHISTLERS, BEHIND THE WILD GRAY

GENTLEMAN, SITS THE 221210."

>> Pete: ALL RIGHT.

GOOGLED MINUIT, AND HE'S THE

GUY WHO BOUGHT MANHATTAN ISLAND

FROM THE INDIANS WITH BEADS OR

SOMETHING.

>> Quizboy: SO, MINUIT'S BARGAIN

IS NEW YORK CITY.

>> Pete: [ SCOFFS ] OBVIOUSLY.

MAN, THE POOR CHUMP WHO CAME UP

WITH THIS RIDDLE DIDN'T BANK ON

US HAVING THE INTERNET, EH?

WHAT'S THE NEXT LINE?

>> Hank: "IN MINUIT'S BARGAIN

SITS HOUSE THAT COKE BUILT."

>> Pete: I'M ON IT.

"THE HOUSE THAT COKE BUILT."

NO, THAT'S THE COLA.

WAIT. STUDIO 54, NEW YORK CITY.

>> Quizboy: IT'S JUST LIKE THE

OLD SHOW.

>> [ SQUAWKS ]

>> "RUSTY VENTURE," BROUGHT TO

YOU BY...SMOKING.

>> Quizboy: THIS IS TITS.

I'M IN YOUR OLD SEAT, AREN'T I?

>> Dr. Venture: I DON'T

REMEMBER.

>> Quizboy: ALL RIGHT, TIME TO

PUT ON OUR COSTUMES, RUSTY.

>> Dr. Venture: COSTUMES?

>> Quizboy: DID I SAY COSTUMES?

I MEANT DISGUISES.

>> Brock: DID ANY OF YOU FIND A

TUBE ABOUT YEA BIG WHILE YOU

WERE DIGGING UP MY GARDEN?

>> Dean: IF YOU MEAN THE ROLL,

DAD AND MR. BILLY TOOK IT TO

NEW YORK CITY.

>> Brock: OF COURSE THEY DID.

OKAY, WHITE, I'M TAKING OFF FOR

A WHILE.

YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF THE BOYS.

>> Pete: RIGHT.

DO THEY HAVE A BEDTIME OR, UH,

ANY DIETARY CONCERNS?

'CAUSE I'VE NOTICED HANK EATS A

LOT OF REFINED SUGARS.

>> Brock: YOU KNOW WHAT?

NEVER MIND.

I'LL GET ORPHEUS TO DO IT.

>> Dr. Venture: I CAN'T BELIEVE

YOU TALKED ME INTO WEARING MY

OLD CLOTHES.

>> Quizboy: THIS IS

NEW YORK CITY, THE FASHION

CAPITAL OF THE WORLD.

TRUST ME, WE'LL BLEND IN.

I'M SERIOUS.

NEXT SEASON WILL BE ALL ABOUT

THE MAN CAPRI.

>> INPUT VOICE IDENTIFICATION.

>> Brock: SAMSON, BROCK.

>> CONFIRMED.

>> Brock: SEARCH SAMSON, BROCK,

ACTIVE ASSIGNMENT.

>> VERIFY CLEARANCE LEVEL 8.

>> Brock: JOHN BONHAM ROCKS.

>> CONFIRMED.

SAMSON, BROCK, ACTIVE

ASSIGNMENT -- OPERATION RUSTY'S

BLANKET.

>> Brock: SUBSEARCH ORDERS

REGARDING BODYGUARD TERMINATION

CLAUSE.

>> CLEARANCE LEVEL 10

IDENTIFICATION NUMBER REQUIRED.

>> Brock: ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON.

>> INCORRECT IDENTIFICATION.

>> Brock: IT WASN'T A NUMBER --

>> INCORRECT IDENTIFICATION.

>> Brock: I KNOW! KNOCK IT OFF!

>> INCORRECT IDENTIFICATION.

>> Brock: [ SIGHS ]

UH, UH, 2, DELTA, 9, ROMEO,

TANGO, 8.

>> AUTOPILOT INITIATED.

AGENT SAMSON, BROCK,

TERMINATED.

>> Brock: OH, WHAT THE...

DID YOU JUST FIRE ME OR KILL ME?

OH!

YOU PIECE OF [BLEEP]

COME ON!

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

>> Brock: HEY, I KNOW WE

SHOULDN'T BE SEEN TOGETHER, BUT,

UH, WELL, I SAW YOUR FEATURE

DANCE HERE LAST WEEK.

>> YEAH? WHAT'D YOU THINK?

YOU LIKE THE PART WITH THE FAN?

NEVER MIND.

LOOK, BUTTERCUP, THE BOSS MAN'S

WATCHING ME LIKE A HAWK.

BETTER BUY ME A DRINK.

>> Brock: WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING?

>> THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH

SILVERBACK KNOWS DAMN --

GIN NEAT, YOU CRETIN.

ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S THE SKINNY?

>> Brock: YOU TELL ME.

>> SWEET LORD, THAT HACK

ACTUALLY FOUND IT?

>> Brock: FOUND WHAT?

>> DAMNED IF I KNOW.

YOU WANT THE BAD NEWS OR THE

GOOD NEWS FIRST?

>> Brock: I DON'T KNOW -- THE

GOOD, I GUESS.

>> THERE IS NO GOOD NEWS!

JUST BAD NEWS AND WEIRD NEWS.

YOU WERE NEVER ASSIGNED TO

PROTECT WEE LITTLE

RUSTY VENTURE.

YOU WERE ASSIGNED TO PROTECT

SOMETHING ELSE.

OR MAYBE TO PROTECT US FROM

SOMETHING ELSE.

>> Brock: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

>> IT MEANS THAT THE MAN YOU

THOUGHT YOU HAD TO PROTECT IS A

GODLESS IDIOT.

HIS FATHER HID SOME ROTTEN

DEVICE FROM HIM.

GUESS HE FIGURED IF HE HAD THE

NOODLE TO FIND IT, HE'D KNOW

WHAT TO DO WITH IT.

I'M ALSO GUESSING HE WAS WRONG!

>> Brock: YEP.

>> THAT'S THE WEIRD NEWS.

THE BAD NEWS IS THAT IF HE TRIES

TO ACTIVATE THE DEVICE, YOU HAVE

TO TAKE HIM OUT.

>> Brock: BEFORE THE O.S.I.

TAKES ME OUT, I SUPPOSE.

>> WHAT DO YOU WANT?

A MOMENT TO CRY OVER A SPILLED

LIFE?

YOU'RE A PAWN, SON.

>> Brock: SO, WHAT IS THIS

DEVICE I'VE BEEN PROTECTING?

HOW WILL I EVEN KNOW WHEN I SEE

IT?

>> KNOWN THE WHOLE TIME.

OPERATION RUSTY'S BLANKET.

ORDERS REGARDING BODYGUARD.

ORB.

THAT'S ALL I KNOW.

YOU WANT ANY MORE INFORMATION,

YOU GOT TO ASK ANOTHER VENTURE

BODYGUARD.

>> Brock: I CAN'T.

DOC TOOK THE SECOND CYLINDER TO

NEW YORK.

>> DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE

TALKING ABOUT, AND I DON'T CARE.

YOU TAKE THIS HOT WAD OF CASH

AND DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO.

DON'T YOU DARE ASK ME WHAT I DID

TO GET THOSE $100 BILLS.

>> Dr. Orpheus: MINE IS NOT TO

POOP ON ANYONE'S PARADE, BUT

STUDIO 54?

THIS BOX IS FROM THE VICTORIAN

ERA.

>> Pete: ALL RIGHT, FELLA, THEN

WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS?

>> Dr. Orpheus: THIS ISN'T MY

FORTE, BUT I KNOW A CIPHER

MASTER WHO KNOWS THE

19th CENTURY LIKE THE BACK OF

HIS HAND.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Hank: COOL.

HE'S ASTRAL PROJECTING.

DEAN, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

[ BEEPING ]

[ BEEPING QUICKENS ]

>> Brock: [ STRAINING ]

[ Muffled ] OH, MY GOD!

WHAT DO YOU EAT?!

WAKE UP, FAT BOY.

>> I HAVE BEEN WAITING HALF MY

LIFE FOR THIS MOMENT, BUT I

NEVER DREAMED IT WOULD BE YOU

THEY SENT, BROCK SAMSON.

>> Brock: LOOK, NOBODY SENT ME.

WAIT A SECOND.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE A MUTE.

>> MY SILENCE WAS A CHOICE.

I HAVE TAKEN FROM THIS WORLD A

GREAT MAN.

MY SILENCE IS MY PENANCE.

NOW END MY SUFFERING, O.S.I.

MAN.

>> Brock: ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I'M

NOT HERE TO KILL YOU.

I'M HERE BECAUSE DOC IS LOOKING

FOR THE ORB.

>> ORB?

MASTER RUSTY HAS FOUND ORB?

[ LAUGHS ]

DID HE FIND IT UNDER THE COUCH

WHILE LOOKING FOR CHANGE?

>> Brock: YEAH, WELL, HE'S NOT

ONLY LOOKING FOR WHATEVER THE

HELL ORB IS, BUT HE HAS MY

SECOND GRAMOPHONE CYLINDER.

I DON'T EVEN...HAVE A CLUE

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.

>> WAIT HERE.

I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.

I TELL YOU, BROCK SAMSON, IT

FEELS GOOD TO TALK AGAIN.

I'VE BEEN HOLDING SO MUCH IN.

DO YOU WATCH "TOP CHEF"?

>> Brock: UH, YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T

LIKE "TOP DESIGN."

>> OH, IT FEELS SO GOOD TO TALK.

LET'S GO TO KARAOKE BAR.

I SO WANT TO SING

"HUMPTY DANCE."

>> Brock: UH...

>> YES, YES, WE GO LATER.

FIRST, YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO

THIS.

>> Brock: WHAT IS THAT?

THE OTHER CYLINDER?

WELL, WHAT THE HELL DOES DOC

HAVE?

>> KNOWING RUSTY -- ROLL OF

TOILET PAPER?

>> Dr. Venture: OKAY, "IN

MINUIT'S BARGAIN..."

>> Quizboy: MANHATTAN.

>> Dr. Venture: "...SITS HOUSE

THAT COKE BUILT."

>> Quizboy: STUDIO 54.

>> Dr. Venture: "IN A LOUD ROOM

OF QUIET WHISTLERS..."

>> Quizboy: BACKSTAGE IN THE

BATHROOM.

>> Dr. Venture: "...BEHIND THE

WILD GRAY GENTLEMAN..."

>> Quizboy: THAT GUY.

>> Dr. Venture: "...SITS THE

221210."

>> Quizboy: WHICH HAS TO BE THAT

FOLDAWAY CHANGING TABLE.

AND I BET WE ALREADY KNOW THE

MODEL NUMBER.

>> OH, THAT IS NEVER NOT FUN.

OH, OH, MAN.

ORPHEUS, THEY TP'ed YOUR

CORPOREAL FORM.

THAT IS HILARIOUS.

>> Dr. Orpheus: YES, OF COURSE.

A REGULAR PANIC.

>> OH, OKAY.

SO, WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED THE

ALCHEMIST?

BA-DAA! ♪

>> Dean: TO SOLVE A MYSTERY.

>> Hank: THE MYSTERY OF THE BOX

WE FOUND IN BROCK'S GARDEN.

>> ALL RIGHT.

GIVE ME THE CLUES.

[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]

I'M ON THE JOB.

>> SANDOW THINKS IT MAY NOT BE A

GOOD IDEA.

>> THEY'RE DYING OUT THERE...

ALL OVER THIS.

>> WHAT IS IT?

>> THE ORB.

ARCHIMEDES HIMSELF BEGAN THE

CONSTRUCTION WITH LITTLE MORE

THAN THE MIRROR ALIGNMENT.

DA VINCI ADDED THE GEARINGS,

NEWTON THE LENSES,

GALILEO THE PRISMS.

ALL OF THE GREAT POETS,

PAINTERS, SCIENTISTS,

ALCHEMISTS, AND PHILOSOPHERS

HAVE HAD THE ORB IN THEIR HANDS.

>> BUT WHAT IS IT?

>> SOME SAY IT'S A WEAPON OF

CATASTROPHIC PROPORTION.

I BELIEVE IT TO BE A TYPE OF

ENGINE, SELF-SUSTAINING AND OF

ENDLESS POWER.

I BELIEVE THIS, SANDOW, BECAUSE

I AM A MAN OF HOPE.

>> COLONEL VENTURE, PLEASE DON'T

ACTIVATE IT.

>> SANDOW, I MUST.

>> THEN SO MUST SANDOW.

SANDOW WILL FOREVER CARRY THIS

BURDEN LIKE A --

>> THAT'S ABOUT IT.

THE REST IS SANDOW LISTING

CHOCOLATE RECIPES.

THAT'S WHY I KEPT IT.

I LIKE TO BAKE.

>> Brock: SO, DID YOU HAVE TO DO

IT, TOO?

KANO, DID YOU KILL THE GREAT

DR. VENTURE SR.?

OH, SO, NOW YOU'RE A MUTE AGAIN.

WELL, AT LEAST WE DON'T HAVE TO

SING KARAOKE NOW.

>> COME ON. PLEASE?

>> STUDIO 54 IS THE HOUSE THAT

COKE BUILT?

YOU GUYS WENT CRAZY FROM

EVERYTHING AFTER THAT GUY THAT

SOLD MANHATTAN.

>> Pete: YEAH, I GOT THAT ONE.

>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S START AGAIN.

GET ME A DICTIONARY.

>> Pete: WE HAVE THE INTERNET.

>> I DON'T WANT TO PLAY

"WORLD OF WARCRAFT."

GET ME A REGULAR DICTIONARY.

UGH. INTERNET.

IT'S ONLY GOOD FOR FINDING OUT

THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND IS SLEEPING

AROUND.

FREAKING MySpace.

WHAT?

I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIS

FRIENDS' COMMENTS?

THEY'RE RIGHT ON THE FIRST PAGE.

THAT'S HARDLY SNOOPING.

>> Pete: ALL RIGHT.

I HAVE YOUR ANTIQUE.

>> LOOK UP "COKE."

GIVE ME THE FIRST DEFINITION.

>> Pete: HOLD...ON.

OKAY.

"NOUN.

THE RESIDUE OF COAL LEFT AFTER

DESTRUCTIVE DISTILLATION AND

USED AS FUEL."

>> Pete: WHO EVER HEARD OF THAT?

>> GENTLEMEN, WE NEED A COAL

MAGNATE WITH A HOME IN

MANHATTAN.

TWO POINTS -- THE ALCHEMIST.

>> Quizboy: THERE'S NOTHING IN

THERE BUT DISCOTHEQUE.

>> Dr. Venture: IT COULD BE

SOMETHING SMALL, LIKE AN IBM

STOCK OR SOMETHING.

KEEP LOOKING.

>> [ WHISTLING ]

HEY, WHAT DO WE GOT HERE?

IS THERE A PROBLEM?

>> Dr. Venture: NO, OFFICER, NO

PROBLEMS HERE.

JUST, UH, CHANGING MY SON.

>> THAT'S A MIGHTY BIG BOY YOU

GOT THERE.

BET HE'S, UH, HE'S GONNA BE A

FOOTBALL STAR, HUH?

WELL, DON'T LET ME DISTURB YOU.

CARRY ON.

>> Dr. Venture: OKAY, THERE,

BILLY.

UP-A-BUM.

LIFT YOUR LITTLE FANNY.

DADDY'S GONNA CHANGE YOU NOW.

>> Quizboy: THIS IS HOW WE LOST

GEORGE MICHAEL.

>> Hank: COME IN, BOY WONDER,

THIS IS CONTROL.

STUDIO 54 IS NOT THE COKE

HOUSE.

HEAD TO THE FRICK MUSEUM ON --

>> WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT?

>> Quizboy: MY NINTENDO DS LITE?

GOO-GOO, GAGA.

>> BUTTER ME, HANK.

I'M ON A ROLL.

>> Hank: OKAY.

UM, HOW?

>> ALL RIGHT, HOW IS "WILD" IN

THE "WILD GRAY GENTLEMAN"

SPELLED?

>> Hank: YE OLD-E-FASHIONED WAY.

>> WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN

MEAN?

>> Hank: WITH AN "E."

YOU KNOW, WILD-E.

>> THAT'S NOT OLD-E FASHIONED.

THAT'S A SURNAME.

OSCAR "DING-DONG" WILDE.

ALL RIGHT, GIVE ME SOME TIME

HERE.

>> Hank: CONTROL.

WHAT IS YOUR 10-20, BOY WONDER?

>> Brock: HANK, IT'S BROCK.

WHERE'S YOUR FATHER?

>> Hank: KIND OF LOST CONTACT

WITH HIM.

BUT HE SHOULD BE GOING TO THE

FRICK MUSEUM WITH MR. BILLY.

>> Brock: ALL RIGHT, BOOK ME ON

THE NEXT FLIGHT TO LaGUARDIA.

>> Hank: HOW?

>> Brock: I DON'T KNOW, HANK.

GET WHITE TO DO IT.

>> SWEET PECAN PIE, I'VE SOLVED

IT.

ALL RIGHT, NOW, TRY TO KEEP UP.

"IN A LOUD ROOM OF WHISTLERS" IS

THE WHISTLER WING IN THE FRICK.

"BEHIND THE WILDE GRAY

GENTLEMAN" REFERS TO WHISTLER'S

PAINTING OF

ROBERT DE MONTESQUIOU, THE GUY

WHO WAS THE MODEL FOR

DORIAN GRAY.

AND WHO WROTE "THE PICTURE OF

DORIAN GRAY"?

>> Hank: EDGAR ALLAN POE.

>> NOT EVEN CLOSE, HANK.

IT WAS OSCAR WILDE.

SO, "BEHIND THE WILDE GRAY

GENTLEMAN" MEANS "BEHIND THE

PORTRAIT OF MONTESQUIOU."

GET IT?

>> Dean: A-ALMOST.

>> DOESN'T MATTER.

JUST CALL YOUR DAD.

>> Dr. Venture: BILLY, KNOCK IT

OFF.

YOU ALMOST HIT THE PAINTING WITH

YOUR ARROW.

>> Quizboy: DON'T EVEN TRY TO

TELL ME THAT HASN'T BEEN YOUR

FANTASY SINCE YOU SAW

"THE PINK PANTHER."

>> Dr. Venture: SO, IT'S BEHIND

THIS?

>> Quizboy: ALL RIGHT, LET'S

TEAR IT DOWN.

>> Dr. Venture: UH, DON'T YOU

THINK WE SHOULD CHECK OUT THE

ROOM BEHIND THIS BEFORE WE

DESTROY A PRICELESS MASTERPIECE?

>> Quizboy: RUSTY'S BACK.

>> Dr. Venture: IT'S THE OLD

STUFF, BILLY.

I'M FEELING IT AGAIN.

ALL RIGHT.

"BEHIND THE WILDE GRAY GENTLEMAN

SITS THE 221210.

>> Quizboy: SUPER.

>> Dr. Venture: OKAY, I THINK I

GOT SOMETHING.

THE 22nd LETTER IS --

I GOT IT!

BILLY! BILLY!

>> Quizboy: KEEP IT DOWN.

WE'RE IN A MUSEUM.

TRYING TO GET US POPPED?

>> Dr. Venture: SORRY.

I CRACKED THE FINAL CODE.

IT WAS A SIMPLE SUBSTITUTION.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

WE ARE LOOKING FOR AN ORB.

>> Quizboy: WOW, YOU ARE BACK.

ME AND RUSTY VENTURE SOLVING

MYSTERIES.

>> Dr. Venture: WE HAVEN'T FOUND

IT YET, SO KEEP YOUR PANTS ON.

>> Quizboy: WHY?

ARE YOU PLANNING ON TAKING THEM

OFF AGAIN?

>> Dr. Venture: PAPERWEIGHT, MY

ASS.

HELLO, SWEET THING.

[ LAUGHS ]

WELL, LIKE MY DAD USED TO SAY,

"YOU WANT TO HIDE SOMETHING,

LEAVE IT WHERE EVERYBODY CAN SEE

IT."

MY GOD, IT'S GORGEOUS.

>> Quizboy: LET ME SEE.

>> Dr. Venture: NO.

DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS YET.

COULD BE DANGEROUS.

>> Quizboy: WHAT? WRONG.

I GOT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS.

BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT [BLEEP]

THING FOR 30 YEARS.

>> Dr. Venture: BILLY, DON'T BE

SUCH A DICK.

>> Quizboy: POOP.

>> Dr. Venture: THIS ISN'T AN

INVENTION.

IT'S A RESPONSIBILITY.

I NEED TO STUDY THIS.

AND IF WE FIND THAT IT WILL HELP

MANKIND MOVE PEACEFULLY FORWARD,

THEN WE SHALL SHARE ITS

TEACHINGS, BECAUSE WE ARE NOT

ONLY MEN OF SCIENCE.

WE --

>> Quizboy: ARE MEN OF HOPE.

>> Dr. Venture: HOW DID YOU KNOW

WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY?

>> Quizboy: WHAT?

YOUR DAD SAID THAT AT THE END

OF, LIKE, EVERY EPISODE.

>> Dr. Venture: OH.

WELL, HE WAS RIGHT.

I MEAN, HE WAS ALWAYS RIGHT.

[ CHUCKLES ]

MY DAD HID THIS FOR A REASON,

AND WE HAVE TO RESPECT THAT.

THE GUY WAS A CRAPPY FATHER.

BUT, BILLY, I'LL TELL YOU, HE --

HE WAS A GREAT SCIENTIST.

NO.

>> Quizboy: RUSTY, PLEASE.

COME ON.

YOU GOT TO HIT THIS.

DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING.

>> Dr. Venture: ALL RIGHT, JUST

ONCE.

AND IF THIS EVER GETS OUT...

>> Quizboy: MY LIPS ARE SEALED.

>> Both: GO TEAM VENTURE!

>> Hank: HEY, POP.

WHAT WAS THE TREASURE?

>> Dr. Venture: WHAT?

OH, IT WAS NOTHING.

JUST A-A NOTE FROM MY FATHER.

WHERE'S BROCK?

I WANT HIM TO GET RIGHT ON

FIXING UP HIS ROOM.

IT'S A PIGSTY.

>> Hank: I THOUGHT HE WAS WITH

YOU.

[ CRACKING ]

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

[ ENGINE REVVING ]

[ TIRES SQUEAL ]

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