The HIVE School for Extraordinary Youngsters
Training the finest in evil minions for over thirty years.
Let's take a look at this year's top three graduates!
First we have Gizmo, a dwarf with a magic backpack
that violates the conservation of mass!
Jinx! With the power of PINK!
And Mammoth, who looks like the bastard offspring
of Sabretooth and The Juggernaut.
In order to hide their forbidden love the banished him to a different comic book universe
and just think, this ideal team can be yours for as little
as four payments of $99.95!
So, Slade, what do you think?
Are you offering to sell me your students as slaves?
Slade: Excellent. I'd like to take delivery right away.
I can use them to destroy my greatest enemies
The INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE!
Headmistress: They're not allowed to fight the IRS. It's a union thing.
Then just have them go
kill the Teen Titans or something.
T - E - E - N
T - I -T - A - N - S
Teen Titans, Let's Go!
Cyborg: I can't believe you lost the remote!
Beast Boy: Like you never lost anything.
Aside of arms and legs? Nope.
If I were a necromancer, I'd make you my bride.
And so, that is the story of the one time at the band camp.
Hey, what are you idiots doing?
Child Services are on their way to pick up Beast Boy.
Our friends are having a pointless argument at the start
of the episode, so that we can make up and learn
a lesson about The Teamwork.
We shall feast on leftovers to repair the friendship!
(thinking) That is it my pet
continue growing and soon we shall rule
this pathetic dirt-ball together!
Slime: Who needs you?
(Robin thinking) New rule: world domination doesn't happen in the kitchen.
Let's just go get a pizza.
Well I'm a manly man, I like meat. We need to eat meat.
Well I'm a little green man who's a Vegan so I say we eat Tofu.
Oh yeah, this won't get repetitive.
Gizmo: Gizmo to Jinx. Begin stage one of my overly-
Jinx: You know, I could just kill them all from here if I had a rifle.
Gizmo: Just push the damn bus already!
Pink sugar hearts!
Incoming bus! Save yourselves!
Nice work, Titans. Now let's steal this teddy bear
while we're at it.
Gizmo Through Bear: And they call US the bad guys.
Beast Boy: Why do they get heat vision?
Cyborg: So the bear's behind this!
Raven (thinking, sarcastic): Yes, Cyborg
that evil bear is a mastermind.
Well that was surpisingly easy.
It looks like playing dead worked.
They're leaving us alone now.
Announcer: Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice
Beast Boy: We're the worst superheroes ever.
Raven: Yes. Yes, you guys are.
Now let me irradiate your crotch so that you
can never breed.
Beast Boy: What was that?
(door creaks open)
The way I ran away from that one just call me FLYBORG!
So where's Robin? After a beating that bad we could
use a little pep-talk.
We searched for a couple of minutes until I got bored.
We found this.
What, you gave up?
Do you know how hard it is to find a rich guy
who is not turned off by orange skin?
There there, Star. I'm sure you'll find another colorblind heir to Bruce Wayne's fortune.
(knocking at the door)
I bet that's him now.
Mammoth (poorly imitating Robin): Hey guys
it's me, Robin!
you should totally come over here in the range of Gizmo's plasma cannon.
(imitating Cobra Commander) Titans, retreat!
Nice retreat everyone.
"Nice retreat?" Nice retreat?
They stole my freaking arm while we were off-camera!
That's better than what they did to me off-camera.
Tee Em Eye, Starfire.
So what are we supposed to do now?
That runt is supposed to be the brains of this here outfit
Robin OS: Wow...
You guys completely fall apart
without me around.
Cyborg OS: Hey man where were you?
Hey, I don't have super powers. Once there's heat vision and flying busses, I'm out of there.
But now I have a plan.
Announcer: Meanwhile at the Hall of Doom
Gizmo: Oh yeah. I'm the world's greatest interior decorator.
Hey, does this utility belt make me look fat?
Nah, you're a stick as it is. You need to eat more, like me.
Oh would you just look at this music collection!
Paris Hilton, Wolfmother? Garbage.
Cyborg: Man I'm glad my machines can do anything the plot calls for.
(the Artist formerly known as Prince)
Cyborg: Haha, I'm givin' everyone the finger.
Bright lights and sirens? It must be a rave!
And me without my crystal meth...
What do Iook like, a Japanese school girl?
Jinx: Aaagh! It's the hand of God!
Raven: You wish!
Starfire: Sneak attack!
(sounds of a struggle)
Robin: That's my belt!
Now everyone get in for a dramatic pose.
This is the worst rave ever.
I'm the Mammoth, bitch!
Gizmo: I want a piggy back ride.
Get off me. Get OFF me!
(muffled ranting and profanity)
Jinx: I finally got that monkey off my back.
Beast Boy: Gravity trumps pink, bitch.
(thinking) But NOTHING trumps Pink!
Beast Boy: I thought you didn't have superpowers
Robin: I lied!
Oh, Mister Slade isn't gonna be happy.
he paid top dollar for us.
Who is Slade?
Oh he's some one-eyed old man who bought us
Lying won't help you.
What's your refund policy?
I'm sorry but all sales are final.
Ah well. At least now I have some close-up footage of Robin
Now go away, it's my alone time.
Boy, teamwork sure does rock.
No, outnumbering the enemy 3 to 5 rocks.
Teamwork just gets in the way. Let's watch TV.
Awright, as long as it's none of that
That stuff is ruining Cartoon Network.
(tv switches off)
(Porky Pig Voice) Abethebethebethe... That's all, folks!