Burnie: Here's why I'm angry. Here's why I'm angry.
I live in a part of town, in Austin
that is right by a road, that has been under construction now
for about two decades. Gus: Yes. Burnie: How long as MoPac been under construction?
It's non-stop! Orange and white
barriers are everywhere in this town, and I just don't see
them other places. I'm sure they exist, but
they're everywhere in Austin, it's a constant fixture.
Gavin: That's because you live in Austin, of course you're gonna make that observation.
Burnie: I also spend a lot of time in Los Angeles- never see it.
I-I see these crews working, they go down one side of the freeway
they tear it up and repave it, then they go to the other side of the freeway, they tear it up and repave it
Nothing about the freeway fucking changes!
Gavin: You're like, "Man, I've been living my life, and there's always stuff under construction.
I hope it ends soon."
It will never end, everything will always be under construction, forever.
Burnie: Only Austin, though. Gavin, No, everywhere. Nothing will ever
be finished. That's not how the world works. No one's ever like,
"And we're done." Burnie: Y-yes! Gavin: No!
Burnie: There is a fucking door, in the Austin airport,
[laughter] you know the door I'm talking about, the sliding doors. Gus: Yeah!
They boxed them off
eight months ago to fix the door, it's still
boxed off to this day. And noone can answer why-
Gavin: 8 months ago? Gus: It's been a long time.
Burnie: NO! Gus: It's a long time. Burnie: Lunatic!
That door has been under construction at least 8 or 9 months. A DOOR!
It's a doorway. How many times have you been to an airport in anywhere else in the US, where
one of the major entrances, is just doesn't exist. Like it's boxed off.
Gavin: It's one terminal! Burnie: -all shitty and terrible and everything. Gavin: It's only one terminal. 'Course there's gonna be a broken door.
Burnie: I go to other airports, a LOT. I don't run into construction constantly in other airports,
I run into it constantly in Aus- Gus: It's at every airport. Burnie: WHERE?
Gavin: You're also talking about Austin Airport, it's the airport you go through the most, so 'course you're gonna see these problems
-more often than, say JFK. Burnie: I don't see them- I'm saying that I don't see at all of them (unintelligible)
Gavin: Because you don't go to JFK every week!
Burnie: But I see it EVERYTIME I go to Austin. Gavin: Because that- (Gus and Burnie talking over each other)
Burnie: -everytime I go to JFK. Gavin: -that's where you go every damn week!
Gus: 'Cuz every trip of yours starts or ends in Austin. Gavin: Yeah! You can't fly anywhere without going to Austin Airport!
Burnie: Every time I go through Austin, I see it.
Gus: [laughter] Gavin: BUT THAT'S BECAUSE THERE'S- Gus: That's the point!
Gavin: WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Burnie: Every time I go through Austin, for like the last 5 years, it's under construction!
Gavin: Is it weird you never see construction at Jamaica Airport?
Burnie: I DON'T GO TO JAMAICA AIRPORT!
Gavin: THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T SEE THE CONSTRUCTION! Burnie: I go to JFK and I never see it!
[laughter] I always see it here (at Austin) and I never see it here! (at JFK)
Burnie: What're you- What're you talking about?
I have to GO SOMEWHERE, I DON'T FUCKING DO A LOOP
AROUND THE STATE LANE BACK TO THE SAME GODDAMN AIRPORT! Gavin: Is it weird-
Burnie: I GO SOMEWHERE ELSE-! Gavin: Yeah, isn't it weird that you only vacumn YOUR floor?
Gus: [laughter] Burnie: YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
I LANDED IN ANOTHER PLACE! Gavin: [laughter]
AND THERE WOULD BE CONSTRUCTION IN THE OTHER PLACE!
AT LEAST ONCE!
That's all I'm saying! And I never see it ANYWHERE!
In your analogy: I'm getting in my car and driving around my garage!
And then stopping and getting out. Gavin: [more laughter]
Burnie: And going "I always see my garage!"
Burnie: Fuckin' idiot.
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