Practice English Speaking&Listening with: Annoying Orange - Plumpkin

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-(Orange) ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la

Singin' a song, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

-Thanks a lot.

I'm getting real sick and tired of being dragged all over the place.

-Whoa! You're the biggest orange I've ever seen!

-What? I'm not an orange.

-[gasps] You must be my big brother!

-I'm not your brother. -Yeah, ya are.

I'm orange, you're orange.

We're both oranges!

-I'm not an orange, I'm a pumpkin.

-Pumpkin? Don't you mean "plumpkin"?

[laughs] You're huge!

-Ha, ha, ha, ha, that's real funny.

-Hey, Plumpkin! -It's Pumpkin!

-Hey! Hey, Plumpkin!

-What? -How'd you get so plump?

[laughs] -[groans]

-Hey, Plumpkin, wanna see a trick?

-Not really.

-[burps, laughs]

-Yeah, that's not even a trick.

-Hey, Plumpkin! -It's Pumpkin!

-Hey, Plumpkin! -What?

-Can you touch your eyeball with your tongue?

-No. -You haven't even tried it yet.

Try it! Errl...

-I don't want to try it.

-Errl... almost. Errl...

-Would you stop that?

-I almost got it.

-Orange, knock it off!

-You're not trying.

-Oh, my God, stop it! -What?

-You know, I'm a pretty relaxed guy most of the time,

and it takes a lot to get me riled,

but you, you are driving me crazy,

and I've only been here-- what?--a minute.

You don't shut up!

And it's Pumpkin! Pumpkin!

Not Orange, not Plumpkin, and I'm not your brother.

What? What is it?

Why are you mumbling and making that face?

-Knife. -Huh?

[screaming]

-Somebody should take that guy's knife away.

Right in the head.

Oh no, he's tearing your insides out.

-[shrieks in agony]

-Hey! Hey, Plumpkin!

Hey, Plumpkin! Hey!

Hey Plumpkin,

somebody carved a face on your butt.

[laughing]

Oh...

Hey, who turned out the lights?

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