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Hello everybody. My name is Markiplier and welcome to jurassic world evolution

We're gonna play this and we're gonna get some dinos and they're probably gonna kill everybody on the island [hair quiff]

And then Jeff Go- Jeff Goldblum is gonna talk. IAN: My name is Dr. Ian Malcolm. You may have heard of me. MARK: Uh-huh

I: Well correction, you should have heard of me. Especially now that you're here. M: Ego, much?

I: So, before you are the islands that you need to manage.

M: Mmm. I: If you can.

I: The five deaths

I: Jeez, if only-

I: If only there had been five. M: What kind of name for island is five deaths?

C: I'm Cabot Finch. M: Hi.

C: Public relations and crisis management, and I'm here to help you.

C: You'll start by building a Hammond creation lab.

M: We're good. Okay. What's a Hammond creation lab?

C: We've already started on an enclosure for you.

M: Uh huh. C: You should just attach it to the side, but watch out for dinosaurs! Hah! Just kidding...

M: *nervous laughter*

M: My whole family was murdered by dinosaurs! Ooh, something tells me I probably shouldn't blast it right in the middle of the fence there

But you know what? I like living on the edge. Let's do (it) right... there

C: Let's focus on what you're here to do. M: Uh huh.

C: Which is create dinosaur facilities on the islands we call the five deaths.

*weird Mark noise* lol im dyingXD

C: Actually, Las Cinco Muertes, because Spanish is the lingo of choice around here.

M: Of course it is. Alright.

M: Wow

C: You'll need to connect it to the pre-existing network of paths and the power grid

M: Okay, oh

M: Okay, all right, I di-I did it!

C: Now comes the real test: incubating a dinosaur. M: Oh boy!

C: You'll start with a struthiomimus. M: I know what that is. (suuuuuure)

C: Go to the creation lab and pick a hatchery Bay. M: uh huh. C: There's enough genome data for your first viable dinosaur.

M: Do I have to sit on it myself? Oh boy, I like him.

M: Oh, yeah, that's a good struthiomimus.

I'm gonna call you Screwthee or Mimo. I'm gonna call you Mimu. They're gonna be Mimu. All right, modified genome?

Can I do that? Can I do that? Can I just start picking random pieces in and out of this? Attack? Why?

Why do you? Uhuh! Why do we need attack and defense stats? That's what I'm kind of curious about. All right, whatever uhh..

You know, it's probably fine.

Applied, ooh.

Apply gene. Okay. Viability is low. I like low via- null gene?

Let's put bat DNA in here that's probably pretty good. Lifespan goes up. That's nice. I always like a long life.

Yeah, okay, let's do that. Yeah, let's um, let's do that. Yeah, I like that. A nice whatever the-wait what is-

Ohhh. *excited gasp*

Oooooooo

Oh, That's what that is. Okay, apply and then I didn't apply the bat, let's apply the bat. Okay, that's probably good.

Just mix and match. It's like a potluck dinner, but with genes- okay, incubate. Alright, I got warm but-

I: The machinations of the ambitious, undoing extinction. Playing with nature's laws.

What can possibly go wrong?

C: Come on doctor. You know, we've learned so much and invested even more in our Jurassic operation since the last time!

I: Yes, Mr. Finch.

I: Yes, the- the last time there's always the last time and a next

M: Okay, you're being real pessimistic about that, Jeff Goldblum.

Why are you doing that? Okay ready for release? Oh. Go! Be free!

Go!!!

Have fun! Woo!!

Mimu!

M: Mimu! Wow...*inaudible* I: It begins. The most precious moment. A result of

I: incalculable actions and reactions

I: trials and errors

I: Genetic mutations- M: Uh huh? I: Unknowable combinations

I: Chaos, all leading to a living, breathing,

thinking being. M: Wow. I: An entity distinct and unique and now we,

I: you, just...

I: manufacture them.

I: So, well done. I guess.

M: Thank you. I'm proud of what I've done. Jesus, Jeff Goldblum (is) so mad.

Why is he so mad? Just cuz a few thousand people died. The Dinos. Is that really- is that really that bad?

Probably. All right. Anyway, okay Mimu, let me get a good look at you. Oh, you're so cute

Okay, where- what? Where are you going? All right Mimu, you're doing great

I'd like Jeff Goldblum, like pessimistically nagging me for every little mistake that I do. What kind of stats have you got? great stats.

Drinking so nicely

Okay. Alright. Good-goodbye. I guess. Did I do good?

Did-did I- did I do good? What is this?

M: Are you just leaving me on my own now? C: The hammer foundation has three main areas of interest:

C: security,

C: entertainment, and *confused Mark*

C: science. M: Why did you say it like that? I: l already nudge the heads of each division to reach out to you personally

I: They'll offer opportunities and incentives for you to be part of their team

I: Choose one of their contracts.

I: It'll help you develop your facility. M: Why did you say security like *uptight* security?

Hmm. Something tells me security is probably the most important, but I-

I, as a youtuber, I am all about that entertainment. Oh, hell yeah.

IS: Hey, I'm Isaac. M: Hey. IS: I've been hearing good things about you. M: *laughs* IS: I'm in charge of

IS: the entertainment division here. What good is the world's greatest show if no one sees it? Don't answer. That's rhetorical and

IS: painfully obvious.

IS: What I'm saying is that we need people in our parks.

IS: Fill up our facilities with warm bodies. Numbers bring revenue, excitement, and opportunities.

M: Warm juicy bodies. Mmm

filled to the brim with meat

those warm

delicious

Delicious bodies. Oh

M: Oh, we're gonna fill this park-huh? C: Contracts can be requested on the division heads inside the control room.

C: Complete these to increase your reputation and gain additional revenue to keep expanding your park. M: Ah,

Okay. All right, then. I'll do exactly that. I'll do exactly what you're saying

Actually, I didn't hear a word what you're saying. It all went straight over my head. I was just thinking about those

juicy

delicious

bodies

Expedition Center, let's try...

Over here

M:Yeah. C: So, one more thing. Your reputation. Your "rep" quote unquote

C: Keep an eye on it, okay?

C: If you have a solid reputation with a division, you're more likely to benefit from them. Financially, I mean.

C: But, like life, it's a balancing act

C: Each division is vying for your attention. And if they don't get it, they tend to take it personally. M: Wow, okay

All right. This is a business. I don't take anything personally in the business. It's all about the finances and the numbers

That's all we got to worry about. If we don't have the finances and the numbers, nothing's gonna work out for any of us.

C: The entertainment division is taking notice of your success. M: Oh.

C: As your reputation increases with them, so too does the opportunity to tackle more challenging missions. M: Let's do this. How??

How do I do oh

IS: Hey, It's Isaac. M: Hey!

IS: I got some cool stuff you need to be a part of, so I'm putting it out there.

IS: Come on and help the winning team. Mine. M: Oh my god.

I- I will. I absolutely will. I want to be part of a winn- I'm a winner!

I've always told myself. I'm a winner. My mom always always have told me that I, I am a straight-up winner

All right. Okay. There we go. I'm staring at like how do I do this? Start. I'm ready.

M: Oh, come on now, you know you wanna give me that money. That's where people come in. IS: All right, look. I am all about the show, M: Me, too.

IS: and with these dinosaurs, we have one unlike any other on the planet! M: Wow..

IS: Theme parks rely on drawing people in, and what is more attractive than new dinosaurs? Well, me

IS: Of course *Isaac chuckles* (i dont like him)

IS: Yeah, no, what I'm saying is let's get some fresh dinos in the hopper.

M: Dinos in the hopper, like a paintball gun, we're gonna shoot dinos at people? Because that sounds

fucking awesome. I would love to do that. Can we get a giant Dino gun?

That just like really- their mouths open to scoop up as many warm bodies as possible. Oh, yeah

M: I think we're all- C: The fossil center lets you extract DNA from fossils and amber in order to create new

C: dinosaur genomes. M: Wow. C: Exciting! M: Yeah, that actually is exciting.

Viewable genomes allow you to create dinosaurs at the hand creation lab expedition. Sometimes bring back extra fine. Zeca meat sold for cash

I like cash. I like cash, um view fossils

Got Struthio. Should we actually make the Struthio better? Oooh.

I think that's what we need, too. Let's extract that bad boy. Oh, yeah.

What about this one? Probably? Yeah, I mean shouldn't we extract all these? I mean selling them would be great

But I'm gonna entertain people, I want to get all of these. I want to get them in a big box

We're gonna create like an MMA cage

We're gonna put all the dinos in there and they're just gonna Duke it out as hard as they can

expedition map

M: What? C: An expedition Center will allow you to send dig teams around the world in search of dino fossils. M: I-I've already got it.

C: DNA can be extracted from these fossils which our scientists can then turn into living breathing

C: Dinosaurs and that's our true lifeblood

M: Okay, thank you. I was already in the middle of that. I was doing just fine. We're gonna get the carnivorous

C: Good! Your first expedition team is out. M: Thank you. C: They'll bring back what they find to the fossil center for extraction

M: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for noticing how hard I work. (mark are you kidding)(scroll through the comments once in a while)

M: So we've almost got the genome that we need- C: Your job is simple, really.

C: Create dinosaurs which attract visitors to your facilities brings in capital, money, huh, which means you can do more research

M: Money, huh!! C: to create better facilities and create more dinosours and there you go!

C: Circle of life, development and resources, nature and commerce. See, simple.

M: MONEY, HUUUUUU

M: You gotta get your moNEY, get the caPTIAL so you can make the money, wink-wink, warm bodies

HHH?! I get it. I understand we're on the same page. Okay, so I didn't get enough I got to get one more

But when my expedition comes back, then I'm gonna be able to do what we need to do. But let's see what we got here

C: The research center lets you improve your park in various, exciting ways. New buildings, upgrades, and more await.

M: Okay, that's all you're gonna say about it? Okay, all right, whatever. Like I give a shit about upgrades, all right

How does this help me entertaining?

Give me an upgrade that allows a t-rex to try to juggle with its tiny arms, because that sounds hilarious.

I want to see a T-Rex trying its best like,

"I can't do it" then it has to lean all the way down to pick it up when it drops some that sounds hilarious.

Intuitive learning

That'll help it juggle. Helliya intuitive learning that seems obvious. Did they come back yet? They got to be close, right?

Yes, maybe

Yes

Dude shut your hole

Wow, that's very high-quality. Oh, we're gonna extract that DNA we're gonna get ourselves a t-rex

Let's see, we need small power station, okay

I'm Owen great Ohioans my friends

I've seen things I'd rather not talk about but it hasn't dampened my commitment to the dinosaurs the Raptors more generally and me and blue

Specifically we have a special relationship. Like what I have is clear less complicated

Anyway, nice to meet you

Who the fuck are you power is something we simply cannot ignore when it comes to our operations now power we

We we don't have any power

Who that?

Who the fuck was that? Who was that? That wasn't Chris?

Really? Well, they got Jeff Goldblum two voices, but they didn't get Chris

Horrible that felt wrong I feel dirky no, no no, so I've already heard that

putting a

Putting a t-rex in the same enclosure as my other dinosaur is a bad idea, right? Okay. All right

However, I know that's a bad idea

Mm-hmm. Okay, we don't have any gene. They're treating these creatures like grist for the mill or cropping them up as curiosities. I

Don't know what grist is but you know

That's all right. Robust digestion really gonna need a robust

statistic when you uh

Meet up with me Moo there a all right. This seems pretty good. I don't think we have any more that we could do

So we've applied that. All right now, let's

incubate this bad boy right up

My Park that's why I need to build observation decks, that's what I need

All right. I need to send people on an expedition. All right. Oh, yeah

We're gonna need more Sarah to Saurus DNA. Hmm for those warm

bodies

And you'll learn once he's learning to juggle. Then he'll have an ambition for us. He'll get a taste for learning

No, he's not done yet. Ah

Well, I'm an impatient son of a bitch you need to hurry up with what you're doing okay genetic research but

Let's try medical treatment. What do we got hook worm parasite. Oh, no, they can get it. No

Hmm, they can get sick. Well, I don't want my guy to get sick. I want him to be healthy

Percent healthy unstoppable even that's like my ideal for my dinosaurs. I want them to be completely

Irresponsibly healthy

Boy oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy

There you go. Why are they looking down? They should be looking up

Yeah. Yeah, no hookworms for you

Very scary, I like your horn

Do that by making sure their needs

More demands and less understanding. Oh

Yeah, there we go. Oh, he's on to something Oh Nemo, maybe run

maybe run

Maybe No

Oh boy, maybe maybe 100 well now

We reach the inevitable

life baguettes death

But here's the question. You gotta ask yourself was this avoidable?

the answer

of course not

Death it's always coming. But could you have delayed it?

well

That's maybe another story. Ah

Could I have delayed it? Mmm? Probably not. The only thing I know is how to accelerate the process

All right. Now I just need to send some humans in to go collect the corpse. Oh, it's gone. Alright, never mind then well

This guy, I don't know. It is named Jerry. Jerry is fed

Jerry has been fed. And you know, we're all happier for it. Like what come back Jerry Jerry

Yours

and mine

Welcome to the islands. So here's our basic conundrum. We want to keep our animals under control while simultaneously

Encouraging instinctive behaviors because these animals have potential as combatants

Everyone's fear object myself included is to have these animals running free and loose in the park

But we can't exploit them globally without taking some chances

Mm-hmm

I

like I like the

Combatant thing you were saying there. That sounds real cool. How do I make him fight?

Because that that sounds real cool. All right

constructing power of fast food

I've already got one but we're too got one here the park this little enclosure this very fast food

It's running as fast as it can like for its life

But it's just not fast enough is what you're saying. Okay, so I got to get faster food

I want a nice restaurant overlooking the the death of the zone here

I think this is like this is this is gonna be

Gettin C shelter period why do we need that? Nothing's gonna go wrong gift shop fad all fast food

Oh, it's too big build it in

Some C an issue with uh anything that's heavy. Oh, here's a door right here, okay

Well, let's just let's just plop Ruth at yep. Oh, yeah that looks

I

Don't see an issue. Well, I don't think unless you guys see an issue which I don't think any at all

Well, that's I already knew about

Dead dinosaurs should be removed with a transport team to prevent disease. Oh, well, I guess there's no corpse cuz it was eaten

So, oh well. All right. Let's get power

let's get power going from here to

Right there

That's looking good. Now now we're gonna have some power. Why is there no power. Oh, do I need a substitution?

Okay, instead of a wait. No, let's let's how do I how do I bowl Dario bulldoze that let's get rid of that

Let's put a substitution. That's not a substitution

Oh snap that bad boy right in there, they're really they really know what they're doing here. Alright, so we got to build a road

Let's see if we build a road from here Oh

Bill cost obstructed. Well, we're just gonna have to get it out of the way now, aren't we?

Okay, we don't need demolish gate one. Yeah

Yeah, there we go, okay, this is probably fine, alright we'll put this right Oh

A nice curve to it. That's what that's what we all really like now people can eat and see look

He's friendly he's coming all he's so curious easily watch this

Mmm, this looks fun

Alrighty then

Buddy hum hum diddly dum dee humble dum dee dee

hardly do

hmm

Dinosaur threat, he's threatened who's threatening my dinosaur. Oh, come on now. Oh, he's running. He's scared Oh,

Oh

No, come back Oh someone pushed him out of his hole. I can't believe this I can't oh

He's so scared. Somebody go up and give him a bag all huh

Hum diddly dum dee dum diddly doo see look you just try to understand

If you just try to understand them

Then

They're not so bad. We're not so different after all

look

Entertainment objective look at that

Are you going look see he's just he's hot he's looking for some shade

What a beautiful beautiful creature. Hey, look at that

Research item from research center. Oh, I am making money. I

Am making a profit. Oh

Hell yeah. Oh, yeah, I gotta go. I got a research something control room research

Building that one got it. People want to get clothes. I mean their clothes are gonna get real bloody

So, you know they want to they want to definitely have that. Where are you gone?

You little scamp. Come Dooley. Ho ho Lee hyung. Are you going for a jog? Yeah exercise is very important

See look at that. They're going to the fast-food restaurant. They're totally fine Oh,

What's wrong? What's wrong buddy? You lonely you do. You want a friend? Oh I can get you a friend

I'll get you a friend, don't you worry, I'll I'll get you a friend. I know it's real

Keep it up champ slugger. Oh, man, you are really really

Really doing great. Oh boy

All right, he's already going friends already on the way see he's not causing nobody no trouble see that's the thing

This guy's causing nobody. No trouble

He's full as the thing. So he's not, you know, he's not he's very comfortable. Look how comfortable he is. Look at that comfort

That's so nice. Ah

Let's see. We got more fossils. Yes, we do. Let's go research those. Um,

Well, we already got them. I mean I might as well I'm gonna be making money hand over fist anyway. Ooh silver

Alright sure fine by me. Let's go send another expedition

Anybody else? Let's see. Oh hang hang go Saurus. Alright, sure. I don't know what that means

But let's go off to the hanging along until our friend is ready. Oh, it's gonna be a while

Okay, so we need to research something

Daily to do blue, dude

Intensive repair. Okay, that's probably pretty good. I should probably get like them a forest camo so that they can't be seen

When they're like in the trees cuz I maybe he's good enough cuz I don't know where he is. I mean, he's probably fine but

Yeah, that's probably fine. Okay, so he's off doing his own thing. He's having fun over there. I

Will get Oh see no danger, no danger no more. I don't know where he went. But no, where is he?

Oh, come on now Oh over there. Okay. Now he's having a good time. Okay. All right

So we need to build

Clothes shop

Hell yeah, people are always gonna be wanting to buy clothes once they're uh,

you know after they piss their pants from the dinosaurs not that there's any actual danger, but you know people probably

Probably be a little surprised at least it's like a jump scare that eats you, you know

really like the original jump scare was when a tiger would just

Rawr from out of the out of the out of the forest like you you would be like, oh that was whoa

You got me and then he gets you you know about that was really the original jump scare

And I think people forget that hell. Yeah research. Did we get more fossils?

Nice, I don't know if your Wang is I don't know what that is, but I like it shewag

ciona debt, no dinosaur DNA

Okay

Rhenium, whatever that is. All right, we're good. It's time for friend

release oh

My goodness

Look at you

You are gonna get along so well, I can't even imagine I can't even imagine it

I'm out of money that's impossible

That's impossible. That's absolutely unpossible. If you think I'm out of money, you're just out of your mind, so don't even try that

Alone or in a group, you just don't want to run into them. Oh, he's curious. Don't fuck

Her what are you doing? No, come on, man. He's just oh

my god

Bad bad Sarah Michael Sarah

That's bad. That's real bad. You're bad

uh-oh alone or in a group

That's no crunching the guests, that's a bad that's bad

That's real bad. Are you gonna behave yourself? You're gonna be you take a drink you think about what you've done?

That's enough crunching for one day. Okay, and shockingly no one is stopping

Hmm no one seems to be upset about this

Jimmy

Well, this is whatever your name was JJ

now now

What have we talked about crunching the guests? Ah

Can't believe man more paper

I guess what I'm doing is working people want that real exciting experience people

I just want to like really sink their teeth into this they want to like latch on none none

They wanted to feel they want to feel they want to feel something real people will pay for those experiences. So

Yeah, it was pretty good. All right

operations ranger station

Resupply feeders. Okay, they need to resupply the feeders. Okay, that's probably important

Pretty good. How is that not connected by itself? You'd think that would be connected by itself. All right. There we go

This is our new director of operations hello

I'm dr. Dua. I run the science division of our operation

Okay, you're going to need to build your reputation in the science division not easy with me around but you'll manage

That means managing our dinosaur population and seeing that they are flourishing

No, I'm okay. All right. No, I'm good. Thank you no need for that. I'm already well taken care of we've got

So much cool stuff happening here, and we do not need anything from you. I am out of money

What did I need to build a viewing gallery where even is a viewing gallery you ink it

Ah, I can build it. I can still build it. Oh, they're gonna get such a good view. Oh

man, oh

That's so good all view away

We'll see see look Michael Cera is still in here. Can I name them? Can I do that? Alright, you're Michael

My looks like you've run out of power Sarah

I don't know if I spelled that right look more power stations or

Increase your outlet Oh increase so I can just like overload this thing. Can I just like blast it up?

Like really just slam it out there. Can I just like oh

Can I just like tell him to go harder? Well, I can't build one. So what do you expect me to do?

How about a power upgrade? I don't know. I don't have enough money

Huh? Where's my missions? Which where's where's my missions? I thought I was I had a million dollar contract

I'm making super money

But what the hell I mean these guys they expect so much out of me, but I can only do so much

Okay, we're gonna get an observation deck

Is what we aim to give our guests make them appreciate the little things

Yeah, and the big things with the teeth and glassy eyes that could swallow them whole

Yeah, appreciate those things preach them preach those things. We're gonna preach him hard. Oh, they are preaching

Oh, you better believe that here in this place

We preach everything that we got one thing has no power, but that's okay. It's only the ranger station

We didn't need that anyway. All right, so we need

Construct live bait feeder. Whoo. I like live bait. How do I how do I do that?

Then the guests is it in the guest section

I'm guessing it just like picks a guest up by crane and just drops them right in is that what it is live bait? Oh

Just too expensive. Why is everything in this game? So expensive?

Man maybe there's another dinosaur park that wants to buy Michael Cera good Dynes already has often just he's like wow

combat infamy Oh

Can I actually make fighting bits? Can I actually honestly make fighting pits for my dinosaurs? Oh

Yes. Oh, yes, so I'm making a profit. I guess I just got to wait till I get a hundred

thousand

There we go contract, oh request a new contract give me a new contract entertain

Okay, can I have a hundred thousand what is the contract

build connect and power a hotel Oh

Smart. Oh no. No Michael, Michael

Michael

Michael

What the hell we're gonna get a hotel eventually once we get this live bait feeder. We are going to be so

So good. We still making money

yeah a

Guest injury lawsuits. Oh, that's not so bad

Well, we can we can manage with that. Oh, no. I know we can't manage with that

Hmm

Something seems something about my business model doesn't seem right

Hmm. Maybe you guys a lot of look behind you you ever thought about turning around you ever thought about

I'm sorry. This is this is shouldn't Oh, your Park is bankrupt

You will need to raise castle with what you have sell unnecessary buildings fossils dinosaurs. Oh, I can sell a dinosaur

How do I do that?

How do I sell a dino?

How do I sell a dino?

Can I sell a dino?

You're you were Jeremy. You're Jeremy. How do I sell to Jeremy?

Oh No gerrae god damn it Jeremy

All right, these guys they were they were behaving well

And and I I think like it's I think it's videogames violent video games are really influencing these dinosaurs

They're really causing them to come like out of control. They like you play one violent video game and the next thing you know

Eating up people crunching a left and right crunch crunch crunch can't do it. Yeah, I can't sell one eye

Is impossible to sell hmm well, oh

The ranger station. How do we sell that?

Wait, what if I just click the demolish button? Oh

There we go. Oh wait. We're still not enough dead. Hmm. All right. Well, the one thing we don't need is power

Well, maybe we do we need to power that

I've gotta bolt. Someone's gonna come up to to a micheal cera over here with a bulldozer and just be like

Taking you down no, don't worry. Oh, well the roads if I sell the roads we don't need roads

obviously

dah

I should have realized I'm so smart. All right, we got this. No roads, no roads. It's more natural this way

Anyway, we're building trees too. So that's just like double extra plus

All right. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nope. Nope, none of this none of this

Oh, yeah, Wow, let's get that money back. I know this none of this none of this no more clothes

We don't need clothes and we've got money. We've got money. All right, so we just need to power a hotel

Let's demolish this let's demolish this most most of this. Let's demolish this and let's build a hotel

That seems pretty good to me live bait feeder, right? This is the only exhibit that we really need right there

that's real nice and then

We're gonna build a hotel

Oh, there we go. Oh that's looking pretty

BAM

Hahahaha million dollars. Yeah million dollars

Maximum happiness and our guest numbers are up as a result. That's what makes the entertainment division the envy of the rest

Oh

My god, you are so right. No scientific research improves

Of course, I'd never tell this to Isaac directly. I was going to add

Nope

Nope. No, no too late

later doc

Mission complete

This maximum happiness people are so so happy

People are so unbelievably happy. No. Wait. What are goat goat goat goat

Alright Jeremy you can crush the goat if you want I guess

The goat Jeremy come on now

Jeremy

Jack look behind you, maybe 200. No, but I was looking at the hotel

No, I had a suite with a veal reserved now. Can I get my deposit back?

Are they gonna fight? Oh, this is their meeting for the first time. It's a beautiful thing. They're meeting

Their meeting their meeting for the first time

Wait, Jeremy. No

Michael Sarah wants to say hi three words

Contract you yes

Contract me. No. All right, I'm good

Give me a million dollars or give me nothing because I don't even want to be bothered with that. Oh, man. All right

Yeah, we're doing so fresh and fun

Better myself. I probably could have but I'm not saying as I said

anyway

Yeah, nice job. Thank you

Thank you so much

All right, so we need to make this this place popping

You need to make this place popping. We need a gift shop. Whoo three stars

Have fun on that one that there's a lot of fun. We're gonna get this gift shop going. We got this

All right, we're gonna have a restaurant right by the live bait feeder. So it's like Michael Cera geremy have like a choice

All right. Let's see obstructed by nothing now right this good. Oh, yeah

this is how we're gonna make our money back anyway, so and then

Let's put a closed shop back up

We got rid of it for a little bit, but it is coming back by popular demand and we are good to go

Oh hell yeah. All right. We're making a profit

We're actually making up. No, we're not. Okay. Never mind. We're we we are not I thought we were

But we're not so you kind lied to me

Just saying this you kind of lied to me and that's really rude. I don't like that but whatever

Oh look, they went back in the end. Oh, that's where else

Wait, I want to see if Jeremy goes back in there and then I'm gonna see if I can build a fence get in come

On Jeremy, come on. Oh it was that Michael. Is that Jeremy? Oh, come on. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh, no, okay

We'll just do a fence we don't need to get in there anyway, ah

Problem

solved

problem solved now the Dinos have a steady food supply and

They're back in the enclosure, which I think now that I look back on it

This is horrible this horrible I shouldn't be having to open this something so funny

This is something so funny like I know it's horrible, but just where they go

What does this say about me as a person what is this

All right, we're running out of money ah, but I just solved the problem guys come on

uh

You're acting like I'm the bad guy here. Do we got to get rid of our hotel? Oh

Man, but okay. Oh

Man, all right. We're getting real hotel. We need the money. We need the money and I know I'm about that money

We need an expedition place. That's

Expedition Center, that's really where the money was right? No, it was the fossil son knows the expedition and the fossil center

Right. Okay, breaking out. What the hell Michael Sarah you. Okay. Oh, no, Michael. Oh, he's fine

Michael be careful be careful. I wouldn't want anything to happen. Oh, oh, oh, oh, they're very huddled

No, oh there's just trampling, um

Maybe you guys should turn around

something Bad's happening here the guys have you uh

Have you noticed the UM? Oh, well, I guess

He's gonna poop on him. All right. Well, is this how the movie?

These guys are having a great time

These guys are having the time

We got a gift shop. We got us fast food and we got a clothes

we got everything we need I'd

Be bankrupt by now

I don't know why I'm not I have no idea why I'm not I'm trying to think of how to

Do screw this up more and I can't think of anything. Wait. Hang on

Maybe I can give me oh wait. There's only two. Where'd the rest of them?

I was gonna give them a way out but uh, apparently they're all gone

So look eventually at some point at some point the lawsuits are gonna end and I'm gonna start making money again

I

Want another concert act. Give me give me give

Give to me I'm bringing this contract to you while it's still hot

Well, I can't exactly make an herbivore right now anyway

I don't know how to sell a dinosaur. That's the problem. I want to sell this dinosaur. I

Want to sell but I how do I sell a dinosaur? How do I sell I have to Google?

There's a other guru this oh, I got a tranq him

This is garbage

I won't stand through this if

I thought this was America

He the goat

Sorry, I thought this was America, I thought that we could

Buy and sell dinosaur whenever we want. I thought this was America. I

Am I am I'm outraged

Can't believe this I can't I can't drink it cuz I don't have this Center to drink I

Sold it

So I can't exactly sell it so

Alright, oh my god, is there a possibility of making money

Lawsuits are going down

there's every possibility I could bring this back give me 30 minutes and we're gonna we're gonna be

Good

Oh, there's two guys. Look, let me see

I can't well I can't break the fence cuz I can't build another fence, but they seem to be well hidden

I don't think these guys know they're there so

Michael Sarah and Jeremy are doing real good. If only I could move the live bait feeder in there, but

Alas, its yeah not no restart restart

You want me to restart this?

But but I've made so much progress

While you want, are you all

Really? Oh, yeah, how bankrupt do I need to be to lose?

Like honestly, how bankrupt would I need to be? Is there is there a lose scenario in this game?

There's no loss scenario in this game. I can't believe that

How is there no lost scenario?

Alright, okay. Alright. Let's restart Island art. Let's do this

I I

Would dick around more but I ran out of things to dick around with my next thing

My next thing I'm gonna do is I'm gonna build a fighting pit. I want a fighting pit her

Oh, they're gonna talk to me again. Oh my god, don't shut up. Oh my god. Oh,

God, shut up

Shut up shut

Up. Oh my god. I have to do the tutorial again. This is worse than waiting. Oh my god. I want to die

I want to die. I wanna die. I wanna die. I wanna die. Just kill me. I want to die

Alright we got this. Okay. Boom boom baby start with a struthiomimus. No, I won't remember

Wait, it remembers my genome progress

Remember remembers it remembers my genome progress

Remembers it remembers bird

We're back in business, baby

We're back in business

Oh, let's bill - we got to get to we got to get to you know

We got to get to is it still bird DNA still birds still birds? I bet it's still bird. It's still birds

All right, we got this bird's all the way baby. Bring out the birds. Oh, we got this. Oh hell. Yeah, that one's going. Oh,

Yeah

Yeah release it release it to the world

release it release

Yeah, Jeremy's back

Jeremy's back baby. Oh hell. Yeah. Michael cera is on the way. Jeremy is back. Oh, yeah

Alright, so what I got what up, my problem was I wasn't doing it as intelligently as I could now

I've got a second chance. Alright, this is not so bad. Not so bad

Alright Jeremy you're gonna be named. Oh four and a touch stars as well. Jeremy's at. All right, let's go

Send people on

expeditions I

Can't be wait. No, I have to incubate it

well you it says I have to incubate a struthiomimus it says I have to

You guys side it says I have to I have to do this with you - we're gonna have lizard

Intensive repair, it'll be able to be eaten over and over and over again

It says I have to so I'm gonna do it go be free

For a little bit be free be free

run run while you can

Life Oh

Precious sweet life. Oh boy. I'm gonna name you your meme

Ooh, this is me moves back baby me moves back me wants a fresh drink of water. Don't you mean?

Okay, but we're going back to Isaac baby because Isaac knows what's up. Dad dinosaur. Oh no, what happened?

crunch

Crunch crunch Oh, Jeremy never changed Jeremy never changed. All right Research Center. Hi

That's a 40 million that's 3 million that's for 3 million and you know, who's about to be born. Whoo, yes

It's a free million. No, wait, no

Yes, I am all about the show oh

There we go, we've got our dinos oh

We do we do strive by making sure their needs

Just with more demands and less understanding

You are right you are right my friend those guests are so demanding Oh Dody Beto

Whatever. No one wants to hear it loser. Anyway, yeah, okay. Alright, let's put this down

I guess people can be a little bit. Well fed. Everyone's got to be well-fed here the dinos everything we are Oh,

Well tonight wait, what about that contract that I just accepted? Wait, no, but my contract I just know I had a

But you but you said you'd I was gonna get a million

You should you should but you said I was but that's not who you said. I was supposed to get the the the this deal

Did I get a million from that or any clothes shop and a viewing gallery? Alright, we need the viewing gallery

That's what I originally that's what I originally wanted

I want I want to put the the viewing gallery right here

And then the live feeder is going to be like, alright, actually no

We'll have the viewing gallery over here. And then the live feeder will be right in the way

I want to see him like run for it. I'll be great. Alright, so we got that that's being built

We're gonna build a closed shop. And then these guests are gonna be safe and happy whatever

That's raining sell umbrellas. I gotta sell umbrellas charge $20 for the non, Briella

The little things like this little goat

Okay

we're gonna have a live bait feeder right on top of this hill it's gonna be like

It's gonna be like feeding hell or maybe like right here. Oh, we can't they we really want to see that goat. They're

Right there. Oh, yeah, they are

That couldn't be better that couldn't be better. Oh, yeah there. Oh, they're so happy. Well, they're so happy. Oh, they're so happy

I'm happy they're happy. We're all happy. We're so happy. Alright, go again

Wow

Million dollars a million a million

Look at a bulb. I guess. We're so happy

We're doing great Oh

Triceratops, that sounds like a friend of the

Jeremy and Michael Cera, are you just waiting for a live bait feeder? Can I just

Do every few minutes discarding any leftovers must be restocked periodically by Ranger teams

Different dinosaurs require different diets make sure to place the correct type of feeder in an enclosure

Haha, I mean you're made of red meat or what

What does that mean - that live bait feeder, you know, it's gonna pop out

Wait, did one pop out already

When did one pop out did you guys see that get eaten a bit you did a bit?

You do Wow, look at the Dino is so scary. Oh, that's a nice detail with the way the Sun reflects off of that

Oh, that's such a nice detail actually play the game not like seven years old

Well, just you wait because I'm only building up to the point where I can ruin absolutely everything

It's it's a it's a comin don't you worry? Let me see if I can get that hotel contract

please

Oh

No, I'm not gonna do that, please. Oh shit. Alright, well, that's I tried and tried and it didn't work

Hey see you sooner. That's not important. That's probably important you waiting. He's waiting. Isn't he? He's so smart

It's that bird DNA that I put inside of him Oh

Alright we got silver cell that let's see more DNA and oh good DNA. Alright, we're gonna get that and then we need another expedition

Partially depleted does that mean that we can go again and it's okay

I

Mean if it's partially depleted that means it can still go but I don't know if it's gonna be like a reduced deficiency or anything

Like that. Are you still come on? There we go

Alright enclosures one item available

electrified lights deal

Sounds pretty wait. What? Oh, I need more power. That's right. I do need more power. Okay

Do I need to just build another small power station?

probably

500

500 days five hundo hundies. Are you kidding me and squat? Oh

Wow, okay, once that's done we should be plenty of power and a plenty of moolah but a lot less

Excitement, you know what? I mean? Because I'm really really really like I'm really pulling for some excitement here. We're not getting it because

Parkes is doing okay, but it's not doing like great

It could be better. It could always be better upgrade the first power station. Well, that sounds impossible

I only have outage protection and I don't even know what the baseline outage protection could be

What is the outage possibility for this? I don't even know but it's not expensive. So I'll get out of protection sure, whatever uh-uh

Let's do the power upgrade fossils

That's pretty good, but we already have a lot of that DNA

let's sell this one and

Extract from this one cuz higher-quality anyway, okay now that this is here. What can I do?

Oh, I can sell my dinos now, but I don't want to sell my dinos. I'm guessing I should just get more

Right just incubate more dinos these are great

Can these can Triceratops what what would happen right what would happen?

what happened if I put a

triceratops in

with

Another dude, you think they'd be okay? Cuz this one's tiny. It's a tiny little baby

It ain't gonna and I'm gonna do nothing. But if I want to start a fighting pit, he's gonna have camo

He's gonna have camo because he you don't even gonna see him tooth hardness. Oh, oh, he's gonna have some hard

Teeth Oh more attack on him. Oh, we're gonna have a fighting pit baby. Skin toughness. Oh, oh, yeah

oh wait, this one gives more defense though, but less viability I

Like intensive repair, I like that or let's see if this one's gonna work

I don't know if it's gonna work, but we're gonna try our best

I'm gonna try our best we're gonna get two of these bad boys going in here. Just in case. Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah, Jeremy Michael Sarah. You're about to meet your match

Oh, you're gonna see this strongly suggest you consider taking this contract. Okay. All right. Thank you

I don't know why but thank you

I think I'm already doing that aren't I what they already doing that so that's it's gonna be free money anyway

All right. Let me see if I can get another contract

Okay, ooh taking a picture from a feeder that might be cool so how do I do that

And why is this not pumping out more?

incubation Oh

Did we

Failed to incubate I

Was gonna be easy

We'll try again I want two of them but this cost a lot of money

There's a lot of money that you're just pumping out on me

Didn't I see something about like a picture being taken or something like that?

Or was it the Ranger team that needed that I think it was the Ranger team?

Uh-oh, I do have enough money for that. Okay, cuz I'm making so much

Risks for now, you've done the first

That is a job. Well done. Thank you

Thank you

Thank you

mM

million

I've got a new assignment that I think is perfect for your skill set right give it a once-over man

Let me know if you're interested million

million

new you

on board

As you can imagine the animals and the various facilities are constantly probing for weaknesses in our security systems

They're smarter and more devious than people give them credit for

But I refuse to underestimate their capabilities

That's why I'm always testing and evaluating our security protocols and barriers

This is where you come in. I'm gonna give this guy Lambert his due

He actually sees these animals as both opportunity and threat. Yeah

yeah, that seems about right considering that they uh

They're about to fight again. Need you to extract enough DNA from fossils to incubate and hatch a dinosaur. All right, you know what?

I'm not gonna waste any more money. I'm gonna send I'm gonna send this guy out there. I'm gonna shave before I do that

we're gonna do like

The that we're gonna call this one. How do I name it? Can I not insane? Okay, here we go my career

All right the calm before the wool

The calm before I have no more characters

Okay. All right. Here we go. All right. Let's do this release this Dino. All right you go

Get them you go get them you go. You show em. What for? Oh, you're big. Oh, yeah

You're big you got big head. You got big horns. You got big face. They don't know. See you there

No, see you face. You ain't know. Oh, yeah, you ain't no one to mess with. Oh, you ain't no one to mess with

Oh, you ain't no one to mess with? Oh

Fuck you Triceratops

Oh, yeah, oh you shut up fake Chris Pratt. Oh, we're gonna call you I'm gonna call you Terry Terry Terry brews

I'ma call you your name is Terry brews

Nothing how he has a fight between Michael Cera and Terry brew

Hell yeah, yeah, oh yeah, oh fight fight baby fight

Fight everyone's looking at the fight. Oh, yeah. You're gonna run away little baby. Are you good?

Are you getting your ass handed to you? Oh, you're getting your ass handed to you. Oh, you're doing your ass destroy

It's a new king of the jungle here. Oh, yeah, you might want to back down. Yeah Oh Terry bruised ain't looking for no mercy

To set them right I believe in what we're doing and I believe these dinosaurs. No. Oh no teri, Bruce

- Bruce strike a decisive blow

Take care of dinosaurs Oh the health is a vital importance. Oh

Hey, stop fighting. Hey, stop fighting

Hey, stop fighting look they can't cooperate

Look, there's peace in the jungle after all look. I think they're falling in love. Oh, I think they're about to fight again

No, no dairy bruised. Oh

Oh, oh

Dairy bruised no, no, Terry bruised. No, no, Terry bruised Oh

Terry bruised. Oh

He fought a good fight he fought a good fight Terry

Will always remember you Terry. Well, everyone's getting a good show they did their best but

in the end

Only one can win

Okay, let's make another dinosaur. All right, let's do let's do more of these big boys

We're just gonna make it like big boy land. This is just gonna be a big boy land

Do I have enough money for that? I barely do. Let's make it big boy land

Do I have any more genomes that I can put in here? No?

No again yet. I need it if I pretend to be able to do dad

Still birdbrain still birdbrain very birdbrain. Okay incubate

And that's all we're gonna do for now. All right now

He will become Terry pues

Dyon o7, that is the funniest thing. Next you are they?

Creation laboratory before releasing and housing it in an enclosure

You'll also want to make sure we've got an AC you presence on this island. Mm-hmm

Okay, so you want me to make you want me to make one of these and then release it?

Is that what you're saying now be very careful about what you're saying because I will do that man. They're gonna eat for days

I guess

died in a fight with Mike

Look at that text died in a fight with Mike

Okay, Terry bruised. Oh, whoa. Whoa. Whoa, whoa whoa, whoa

Jeremy Jeremy gone now add tasks

What tranquilize Jeremy ooh?

Why no, I don't need that. No, we don't need that

Where's the UH where's the picture thing wasn't there like a picture thing. Wasn't that like a thing?

that's something that I needed to do photograph a

How do we how do we do that?

Ranger team add tasks. How do we how do we photograph something wasn't there a photograph? I'm gonna make a new enclosure

I will make a nude enclosure, but I want to know how to photograph cuz that was definitely a thing

Well, you know

what I'm gonna do is I'm going to incubate one of these here because that's

170 and if it works, then I'm gonna make a million. That's a pretty good return on my investment

Even if it eats it picture is Ranger team. That's what I thought. So, how did they

Maybe Oh

Get out the way get out of my way

Get one get out of the way. Oh god. Get out of the way

run

There's an emergency

Room I did not know this was possible Oh

No

Okay, we're gonna whoa back up Oh what? What's it? This is scary

Okay

Well, no

What did I do? What dinosaurs your guests want to get up close and personal with?

The thing is they can't

Construct facilities to increase visibility and keep visitors the right side of the safety glass

okay, I don't know I

Don't know what help. Oh my god. Run ranger team drive go resupply good

You're gonna okay. We're gonna I'm gonna take a picture of this don't come on. Oh,

Please get this goat and not me. I love the music going on. All right goat. Oh, you're gonna you're gonna get eaten

You get to go not me not me. Not me goat. Here we go Oh

close

Pretty cool. All right, here we go. All right, we're gonna get that picture. Not me not me

Don't did there's a goat let's go right over there. Pretty cool, huh?

Well

We should probably get out of here. Oh, okay our bread nope. Nope. No problem

Oh, yeah, we got I think that might be Michael Cera. Oh, yeah. Yeah and chomp. Oh

Yeah

That's pretty good. I really hope that gate wasn't left open. All right

Dead, is that good? Is that good? No dice

Well, all right, I guess we should get out of here then huh Oh Rome miss me. All right, here we go

This is my new favorite thing about this is my new favorite thing

I had no idea that this was a part of the game. I had no idea. This is so fun

oh, wait, are they gonna I

Should probably wait and see if they okay. We're good. We're good. We're good. Okay

I wish it was a horn on this thing the good thing. There's a handbrake

All right, all right, here we go here we go, all right, good luck

Edmontosaurus. All right, Eddie go get him go get her buddy go get and no one can stop you all you look so stupid

You are the dumbest looking thing I've ever seen oh my god go get him you got him Herbert

All right, go get him buddy

This next bit is gonna sound a little crazy because frankly it is

But we are gonna encourage one of the dinosaurs to breach our containment grid

Will then react and see if our procedures and personnel are up to the challenge?

So at this point, I'd like to take back everything I just said about this yes. Yes. I love this man

This man is a great man. This man is great man. This man is a great great man. Smart man to a great man

Great, man

Smart man smartest great man that ever smarted he is a smart man and his grave man was like a great man

He is a great man. He is a smart man and he's a great man. He's a great smart, man

I like this man. This man is real smart and great

Not that one should be your first port of call to bring down a rampaging dinosaurs not Eddie I didn't care about Eddie

Eddie Eddie, what are you doing? Are you mad because I called you stupid looking. Well. I don't take it back

I don't take it back at all. I don't take it back none. Okay, we have our runner time to tag him a bag

But remember

I

Understand the need to keep our security as sharp as possible. This is not the way I would go about doing it

Probably not my railings going we keep you safe doctor. I'm happy to discuss it at a later time

Right. Now we have our hands full. What are you doing? What are you doing? Eddie, Eddie? What are you doing?

What are you gonna do Eddie?

Wolf blum from blur

Morph oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh

God, alright, let's uh, let's uh, let's um pilot the helicopter. There we go. Good all the way

Alright, I'm slightly - oh my god. I'm slightly drunk

Slightly drunk. Here we go. Let's get him. Oh, yeah. Oh my god. Here we go. Alright

Deadshot Oh Gabe Oh

Headshot indeed. Oh my god. I'm so good at this. Oh

You suck ass. I am so good. There was a zoom didn't even need it

Ah, I do a 360 way out do a 360. Wait. Okay. Here we go

Here we go, I need to call in the offshore trans

Yeah, all right coming in for a landing

Coming. Oh, no Hannah comment comment comment in for

Coming in for coming in for a landing

Excuse me

Calling for a landing

boy

movie to be

coming for

Okay

Coming in for a hello boy

Comment. Hey, let's see if I can dartie. Let's see if I can dart against

Coming in for a landing

And I guess we're done sure at that does yeah good enough, okay. We need to pick him up that what we need to do

had task

transport

dis dude

dis one

Select destination

Can we sell them then

Can we sell how do we sell them know? How do we sell no, come on, how do we sell? Oh

And for teddy sell him off site how do we sell him mmm so just throw him in the ocean

Sell him oh, I want to sell him so badly. Well if he goes back in here, he's it's good

All right, well we're putting it back in there and

He's going back in the back

And he's going back in the pen and he's going back in the pen. Oh, look at that. Oh, that's so nice

That's so nice. Oh

Don't sell Eddie. It's either sell Eddie or Eddie gets eaten Eddie gets ate

And I'm pretty sure Eddie would rather be sold and live in some millionaires backyard than be eaten

I'm just saying Wow. Look at that

Good thing our ratings back up. That was that was real fun. Now, it's good. That was good good stuff there

I have another this guy. Well, let's just make it interesting for him. Let's just make it interesting for Eddie

Like now there's three threats instead of just do two is bad and guaranteed death. But three that just makes it interesting brah

Alright, what are your name? What's your name, buddy? What's your name? What's what's your name, buddy?

Hon

Hon. Okay your hon, but you're you know, you're the third so your hon trio. I'm gonna call you hon, Trio

Okay, so we got hon, Trio

Good job everybody

Y'all feel good about that one

job finished

Screwin square look the thing is we're still learning where our boundaries are when it comes to keeping these animals under control

God knows they're working out ways to exploit our weaknesses. Yes. We'll find out who gets to the limits of our abilities first

Complex

Exploitation versus security, let's pretend that he's panicking violence, but he's panicking

Just poor Eddie looks like Eddie might actually be able to survive because he's running away as fast as he can

I

Think he's faster. So technically speaking. Maybe it'll be you know, okay

Maybe it'll not be so bad. I think Eddie's hungry. We got to get another bait feeder

But this one I think he's an herbivore. So let's build herbivore feeder over ha

Maybe I should like divide it

something

That might be smart. I'll build another observation. Let me build another observation thing and then I'll build a

Feeder right in front of it that

Sounds pretty good poor Eddie poor poor, Eddie

I mean, I don't think Eddie's gonna survive very long, but you know, I made probably a good idea

Oh my god, oh boy Oh, finally oh

Gosh, okay. Oh

Yeah, it's a boy Eddie. That's a boy. His health is still going down probably because he's always food is down. Okay, Eddie you are

You're a trooper. You're a trooper Eddie. How about I make another friend for you Eddie. Would you like that?

I bet you'd like that. I need to get power to this bad boy. Oh man, Eddie, you know what? I'm proud of you

I'm really proud of you. You've shown us all

That life has more meaning than Joe

Well

This is uh, this is a bit awkward. There. He is. Okay. Eddie's doing better. Look at Eddie. Look at Eddie

Look at Eddie. Look at Eddie. Let's build another Eddie. Let's build let's build more at ease

Well, but maybe if I make it more aggressive

Maybe if I make it more aggressive and we could really get something going here. Okay?

We're gonna have three Eddie's let's actually a modify the genome because now it's not a waste of money. Let's give them more defense

Let's do the defense and let's do

Whatever. This is cardio strength

Sure. All right. Okay, you know they got no defense. This guy's gonna die

But it'll be it'll be interesting to see anyway and two of those guys good. Oh, man, we just missed out on aggressive Joe

Maybe we should cancel the no cancel. Oh good it failed, you know

Let's let's get that let's let's get

Let's get let's just remove Eddie. Thank you. Can you remove Eddie? Can you get Eddie? Uh

Can you get daddy out of there Eddie? Uh Eddie's dedi Eddie is varied, Eddie and Eddie

Eddie's, uh

Eddie has seen better days is just what I'm trying to say there Eddie is

Yeah, electrified fences. That sounds pretty good. I think these guys are not only learning but they're getting more aggressive as Demi, okay?

Oh

God

Oh, no, it's so sad. Oh, no eyes his mouth thing, you know, but oh, it's so sad

Oh, it's so sad. Oh, that's so sad

Oh, no

Okay, bye, oh boy, oh, that's so sad, oh boy, I think we need more more

more

MORE

Live bait feeder. Let's put this bad boy, right?

Right. Um

Too close to dinosaur. Yeah, you know probably

Put that right there. Oh boy

It's not funny it's not funny. Well, you know, it's even more funny here comes here comes Eddie with two DS not Eddie. Here's AD

skip that because we're you are not gonna last long so

let's just uh, this is um,

Her toasted hurry up, please you you really need it skedaddle

You are you you're wasting precious moments of your life right here right now. Add double D you are. Oh here comes that

In Canada, I'll let you guess where the t-rex thinks. These are delicious

Okay, I'm sorry just caught me off guard

every time

Every time they say something every time they say something it pertains to how I'm screwing everything up it pertains

Exactly to how I'm ruining. These are these dinosaurs lives in horrible ways. Okay storm defense

We've got that Andy e double D. Oh no. Oh

boy

I

Feel bad. Okay, we're gonna get

Remove it remove double double D did not last long did not lessen

the only reason now that I'm thinking that Eddy lasted so long is because the game wanted Eddie to escape and

Yeah, that didn't go over well it let's extract and extract okay and let's build a hotel

Hell, yeah, let's do it

Alright, where can we build it? I don't know. Why is it obstructed? What's obstructing it?

Is it the water can I terraform that there was a terraform? Oh, there was a terraforming thing

see shrubs

Well, that's now that's in the water that did that doesn't help me. Let's little flattened. Oh

Wow

Smooth that down a bit

Smooth that

That's better now. It should work now. We're gonna get a hotel

People are definitely one. I'm gonna want to stay here for a long

Long time. Yeah, just a happy little accident

dinosaur escaping happy little accident

Alright. Hey, we got it. No, it's only viewable now. We need more

We need more. Alright, so we got that

Guests are gonna be happy. We're making moolah. We're making so much money go. We're making so much money. Oh look at us

Look at us all

Right. We need a picture of a dinosaur eating from a feeder. So let's get the Jeep crew out there again

boo, boo

boy

run

Whoa, okay ramp wasn't there before. Excuse me

Excuse me. Okay. I'm pumping out goats, like it's my job

I don't know how many more goats I can get out here. Someone need a damn goat

How many goats can I get out of here how many goddamn goats do you need?

Dude, oh, yeah, he's locked on target. Yeah

No, no. No, you don't need you. Don't need me. Come on. What are you thinking you want to go?

I'm sorry. Okay, Wow. All right Wow. Rude Oh Oh get it go get it go you getting to go. You're gonna go

Hang on I need a picture of it

No weird

If I can chase down a goat, oh, I can't it won't let me run over a goat it

Keeps slowing down right in the middle of it. Uh-huh. I need a picture eat a damn goat there goes. No Oh hate it. Oh

Yes. Oh, it's going for it. He's going for it

Yes. Ah, that's good one nice

Even when that means they want to kill

Okay, all right, thank you fake Chris Pratt, thank you so much get all the way

Look out

The dinosaurs somewhere. I don't know I

Shouldn't have terraformed here. Whoa

Oh boy, excuse me. Pardon me. Pardon me. No one's diving out of the way, which they should be

Yeah, I got it. Cool. All right

We got our hotel up and run hotel - does it remember the little the loss of hotel one?

Remembers Oh

What does this mean building? Can I upgrade the knot the gate? Can I upgrade the fences upgrade mode?

Replace on can I replace?

Whoa, okay. Well, that's expensive. Oh my god, that is expensive - close - dinosaur

Oh not enough power

Anyway, well I did something so I feel good about that, but I didn't do a lot of something our view fossils

Let's extract you. Let's suck you out of there. That's what I did

How do I research the gyro platform I want to do that what do I need unlock conditions not met

Oh, I need to get the entertainment up

Well, how do I get I can't be entertainment up until I get the right things

Well, you want me to make another dinosaur pen do I really have to do that?

All right, I guess I have to do that then it's making me so how do I do that, huh?

I don't exactly have a lot of space here. Oh, I guess I got spaced out here

This job ain't easy

But then it's not supposed to be we are reshaping the world one exhibit feeding time show at a time

This genome thing was solid. Oh

Thanks, man, that makes me feel so good

Thank you. We're gonna make big changes here. We're gonna we're going to terraform this whole area

We're gonna turn it into the next area that we're gonna have let's smooth it out smooth

Nice and smooth. Okay. Let's get rid of the trees

BAM

Eco-terrorists here. They it's gonna be the this is gonna be the herbivore area. There's gonna be the the baby dinosaur land

You know how it is

okay, we're gonna once I once I define the lake the actual like fence line, then I'm gonna come in and then I'm gonna actually

Make it prettier. I'm gonna make it nicer. I am I am going to do that

I'm a nice guy who likes nice things and this nice guy is gonna make it real nice

No, we're gonna delete this

And we're gonna we're gonna take advantage of a bit more land here

We're gonna because I don't need to do all of that just yet

we can have these blood and up against each other a

Little bit which might be a bad idea considering that these dinosaurs probably don't want to do that

But you know it is what it whoa. Oh

The bird. Oh, no, the bird all the birds those poor family. No. Wish we bought a map

Yes, that's what's gonna be okay, oh

Okay, sure

Why not? Why?

This opportunity pass you by what what what what what what kind of ominous bullshit was there

What the hell don't don't let this opportunity to pass me by why what what the hell?

That was creepy, okay. All right. Well then all right now we're gonna build a fence line and

It's going to be

Cool where where's like the UH

Was like that defining part of the fence. Where do I?

wait, should I built a fence first and then built does research center that feels like it may have been a little bit of a

Better choice, or maybe I gotta wait until it's done. Yeah, either way. I know it's gonna be

Okay, it's done now. So oh the fence there it is. Okay. This is the fence line cool. All right, so the fence

We're gonna start with like an electric food too expensive. We're gonna start with in the light steel fence. These are nice creatures there

There's nothing to worry about how do you curve something by the way?

Cuz if I want to do a nice curve like that, how do I curve it? How do I space?

Oh wait, it says it says right on the instructions, oops, I'm dumb. Okay. Alright, that's fine, though

I can't see where it is. But I'm assuming that it's all Gucci. Yeah, it's Gucci. There we go

We would want just a straight normal boring fence. I

Mean me but whatever

Oops, whew I missed my target. Okay, let's hang on get rid of that

Yeah, it's good enough that's probably that is adding is that enclosed that doesn't not that does not look enclosed

Okay, let's get rid of the trees here so I can actually see what's going on. You're gonna go there

nice

There we go. Okay. Now we got oh, that's a nice space. That's nice space. Okay, so we're gonna have a nice little pond

At the bottom and we're gonna actually make a divot first. We're gonna lower this

It's gonna be a nice pond at the base of this hill

like if I could build a waterfall in this I would you know, I would

Okay, that's as low as it can go apparently and add water

Oh, it just split. Oh it

Well, it kind of there goes my plan, huh? Well there there there

There's my plans is kind of out the window because you were too much of an asshole that consider my feelings

Or whatever that looks good. I guess it looks good. Whatever

Okay, let's add some shrubbery along the banks there along the banks there. Oh, yeah, this is good stuff good

It's looking a little sparse up here. Let's let's uh, let's fill that in. Yeah, that looks good there

And we got a lonely tree over here

Nothing to worry about alright

Then we're gonna make two observation centers one here on the left and then one

here on the right see how I do it's

Beautiful. Oh, yeah. There we go now

We're in business. Oh

I love that curved. I love that curved. I love that curved

Okay, this is looking wonderful. Does looking wonderful. All we got to do is incubate some nice

Eddies do we actually want Eddie's doing is is any what we want is that he actually what we want

I have no idea of Eddie's actually what we want. Oh, this is not connected to that. Oh, that's why it's problem

Oh, we're right. We're out of power. Okay

shit

Disease I just put down power, how am I disease? Oh wait. No, it's because there's no power. Oh

Wait, we're out of power. Oh, well shit God

Just let me click what I want a classic dinosaur on your hands. It's time to treat it or what comes next

That's gonna be on your hands as well

Hmm. It's going to be on my hands. You talking about the poop. Are you talking about the poop that's gonna happen

Okay, who's got a disease you you hey Jeremy. What is it from all those humans you were crunching? Listen, Jeremy

Listen you piece of shit. Listen, I've had it up to here. Well, okay. All right. Oh,

Shut up

Shut up not talking to you you go away. I've gotta I don't want to talk. I've got a sick Dino

I've got millions

Opportunity for you to consider it will allow us to work together to create life

Pure life if you've been listening to dr. Malcolm, then you know how important this is to us and to me

All right

Well, you know I was originally upset but then you waved a million dollars in front of my face and you know

You know that will get my attention

Ah, hell yeah. Yeah. All right. Anyway, how do we do this? Do we gotta go get an expedition? Do we got a tranq him?

Opportunity, let's get started. All right. Well, I'm gonna get in there. I'm gonna get in the car. I'm a good car

We gotta sit down on her end

That was the traffic was actually pretty good driving mechanics for a game. That's pretty funny. All right

All right, where is it Jeremy

Jeremy where'd you go Jeremy

Jeremy I don't know which one's Jeremy I almost put some people the know which one's cheaper. Give me say you Jeremy, okay

Oh, that's Jeremy Medicaid him. Oh

You mean you Juke me oh, here we go. All right, we're going for it

You can't run from me. You can't run Jeremy

All right, get ready Oh Oh the target

You think

Now oh my god, okay

I'm sorry

Whoa, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa Wow

Okay

Oh my oh my Oh

Welp I guess we're done controlling that woman. Okay, so no power here

We need to put in the upgrade module we have that we need to put an improved outage protection

by and then output protection or in

Producing yeah, you guys understood both saying right? Yeah. I can name the hotel are on call this one. Um

Sanic Dino fucking look out

That's good, okay, so that's the seek scenic Dino fucking look out. All right, so we need I think they said

Triceratops, right. That's what we need cuz I can get Triceratops. Yeah looks pretty good. I'm pretty sure that's that's gonna be fine

Have I gave this guy modified genome, right? Yayi? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I did. Okay

Let's get two of those bad boys going one of them probably gonna fail

Come up, that could be interesting

One thing we like here it's money I always like to money

Yeah

I want to get another expedition Center or I want to figure out a way to upgrade this so that I can have more expeditions

Maybe I'll research something along those lines

Hey get the smart people all in a room and let's actually try to do something with our lives

Okay, so we need to get more

We need to get more bullshit going before we're actually able to do anything

Well success rate. Oh that did that's really good. Yeah, I've been having some bad successes lately

So if I can get more, that'd be I'll be really worth it. All these dinos keep dying on me

Alright, where's the Triceratops? There he is

Let's go to hell Creek. I like the sound of help Creek really matches up with the kind of hell that we're in right now

Oh

Terry bruises back baby. Terry bruised died a horrible death chicken. Did you hear that? Terry bruised jerrybreeze?

Chica, what do you think? Wait? Chica come up. What do you think? Wow?

Wow, it's a Dido. Whoa

Terry bruise is back with a vengeance baby. Oh, yeah, Terry bloom

Honestly what you've been up to with great interest and I'm a little disappointed

That doctor do what came to you for this assignment instead of bringing me into the loop that she should have done who the hell

Are you discuss this with her later? Whoo-hoo the hacking hell. Are you who are you?

He's gonna eat Terry bruised is gonna get his oh, he's gonna get his munch on. Oh hell. Yeah Oh Terry bruised

Oh, fuck. Yeah Oh, who are you named? Who you gonna be? I'm gonna call u s-- Pingleton

Yeah, you look like ass Pingleton. Alright, alright, so this is uh, this is

Shingleton move move. I didn't put a gate in um, whoops. Let me put a gate

Yep, okay. All right. That's good. All right, let's go

Mom well, you want to eat you want a mount?

You want to go crouch?

You are don't crouch the plants. Hey, buddy

Oh

Mom

Well, what was a zoom in rather? Give me a look. Give me a look go. Yeah, that's a good look

Oh, yeah, that's good. Oh, yeah, that's good. All right fine

I'll have them waiting in there for my opportunity to strike whenever they get hung go. They're gonna have to go over there

They're gonna have to do that because if they ain't hung go

Kill him I can get more dinos in here. Let's get the little guys cuz I wait no, we got more fossils

Let's make sure that we get the fossils first

just

Oh hell yeah, look at this very high-quality bullshit going on here. Oh

Well, yeah, okay, that's cool that was a good expedition we're gonna build one of you

You're going in there. I'm gonna build one of you

You the dumb doofy looking one you go in there. Alright, so we got those guys

And are you Oh weird like, oh the car already go back

Mmm, all right, the car already went back

But I'm not gonna drive it over again until I get more in there and then I know that I'm gonna need them

Okay, maybe I should get more of those things

maybe I should get more of those

I mean more is good. Right? More is definitely gonna be good. There's no way that having more of these things is in any way bad

Right. Hey Oh, go go go Oh

Little guy *chuckles* Oh

Memoo!

There's Meemoo. All right, cool

Oh, it's eating. Oh, no, go go go go go go. We got to go take it take it take it take it. Boom

Got it

Oh man, I always make myself look good if there's one thing that I do it's look good at literally all times. All right. Ah

Dad, okay. Let's make another one of these things. Let's make another big goofy, dude. All right, that one's gonna be ad with 1d

Whoa, that is gross

Whoo, we can make a hang. Yeah. Oh go go me move go mo mo

This one will be mom Oh, that was me move. This one's mo mo. This is mo mo everybody

Say hi to mo. Mo. Mo moment was a real charmer. Okay, that's mama. That's me, Moo. No, that's that's teri bruise

That's me move. That's mo. Mo one will be mu

One only Mamu mo. Mo me me my mo

Mumbly and then me incubate we're almost to the Triceratops DNA. We just need one last expedition with it to be able to go

Oh, yeah, release it. Oh, this one's Ed! Edie the loner always by yourself no friends anywhere

Oh you big dumb doofy. Looking Dino. Oh, look at this stupid ass face, huh? It's dumbass Dino the survived herd. Oh

I've heard that there's horrible monsters here

Oh, I hope I hope not Oh God, where are my friends? Where's double D. And this one's just had

Its add. Oh boy

Yes sightsee more commonly known as Aslam Huerta a

Newly developed island the name roughly translated that I do mean roughly the island

of the Dead mmm fitting

humorous even humorous even humorous Oh

Humorous. All right. Should we go should we go to the new island?

You guys think we should go to the new island? Yeah, you guys think we should go to death Island. Oh

Yeah, no preach for mark because I'm a big bully

I feel unprepared

And restores as they can cause terrible devastation to your island operations

Any damage this storm is caused you should use a ranger team to get the park operational again

Oh and don't forget to close any emergency shelters when it's safe to do so

There's been quite the storm and it seems that bad weather is often a precursor to bad behavior

From the dinosaurs if you believe that everything is connected the so called butterfly effect

And I do believe it. By the way, then one small change is all it takes to create a series of toppling dominoes

Leading to rampaging dinosaurs

Don't make a butterfly net big enough to stop him, okay?

Thank you. Jeff goldblum. Thank you for that. All right, we're gonna get a ranger team. I guess looks expensive

You should get that fixed

Soon. All right, okay

Do I shoot darts at the building? All right, you bugged it fixed here weak. All right that ought to do it

Okay, let me fix that AC unit. All right got that one. This tower looks in need of repair boink. Oh, it's unpowered

Oh, that's the only problem with it. Okay, well

Let's technically got a substation. We just need to repair the substation

Okay, I did I miss something because I have no idea how to repair a substation. Hmm

Maybe I got a Oh, maybe I got drive this too because this wasn't dis repaired. It was whose is not powered

So maybe I go to the Oh

Why couldn't I go forward there well that made no sense, okay, whatever repair that repair in progress

Okay, we got that. All right, I still think my old dart method should have been the one that was actually gonna get it. Oh

That ain't good

Okay, that's good

Okay all done oh

Good job. Well done. I'll leave them there. They can make their way back home

So we got all that repair and then we need to close shelter clothes all shelter

a

Recent handling of anomalous events as if like it wasn't what was it? Not good

Did we not do good did would did we do it badly? So what we're gonna do is

We need to get some dinos going. Do I still have all of my do I still have all my yeah, I do

All right, we're gonna make one and just truth the Moto X truth II me omus

Only we're gonna just have like out the wazoo of how many screw me. Oh those those we have we're gonna have so

many

Stream you memos. Okay. We also need to get the actual

expedition Center going we need an expedition soon to

Have all this wait, where's the edge of our okay, we don't want to build too far over there. Let's make let's

intelligently think about where we want all of our stuff and I am intelligently thinking that wow this Islands

Whoa, this Islands bit. Oh my god. This is oh my god. Oh my god

okay, this Islands huge so I don't want to build over there because I'm obviously gonna expand over there I think here is

Probably my best bet for keeping things relatively in line with one another

Okay, and but do ski the fossil centre to be able to produce those. We need to build a road to get over there

Probably let's build a nice

curvy boy

Yeah. Oh that looks nice. Oh, no one can tell me that don't look nice because that looks nice

Other nice. Okay. We've got a fossil centre curvy boy

Okay, good. We got that fossil centers going up. Let's go ahead and extend out those boodoo shion's

Nice new fossils discovered Helen. Yeah, go for that. Alright, go get get out of here. Just get out here

Just get out of here release the Dinos. Yes me Moo and Mama are back back in business. Shut up

All right release the other one and skip it as well because I just I can't be bothered. You're me Moo. Okay, that's me, Moo

Yeah, the ones mom Oh, are we releasing the other one is is happening. Oh, oh

Hi

Hey Momo, I'm stuck on you. I guess we literally can't do anything until you're done doing your freakin stupid bullshit

All right, Momo. You freaking drama queen. All right. There's Momo. Let's get two more going and

Flump. Oh here

All right, that's gonna be mu MO and mumbly what we need. What we need is a burger stall and that's what we need

That seems like ideal priority. It's my minor curvy boy. Oh release the Dyna. I just don't care

Okay, release the Dinos. Okay, those are getting released. I'll name them when they're done

we need

We're running low on money but not that low

Research center okay there

All right

And then a road and then we are good on the operations bullshit

The stuff that nobody cares about we are good to go on that one. All right, cool. Look at him run

We need to get them food

Ground herbivore. That sounds pretty good. All right

Oh those were expensive why so expensive?

Maybe because you're supposed to only need one and I accidentally bought like ten billion of them under construction power consumption

We need more power. Okay, so we're gonna need to get a more powerful power. I have no money. I have no money

I don't have more money. Hello

Okay, cool, thank you. Oh

Man, it's not even 2:00 yet. I'm not broke

Look at revenue is a little downed admittedly, but you know, it's it's fine

I'm gonna drive this Ranger team into the enclosure and you're gonna see I'm gonna get money by the way

Babe, babe, babe

No, it's not an emergency. But I feel like rushing. Anyway, we're oh he was on the other side

All right, get ready to get your picture to can here we go

Picture taken BAM. Gotcha

You guys gonna eat can I get one of you eating that'd be cool that'd be profitable. All right fine. What are you losers?

Whatever get out of here. Okay, that was a little bit of money, but not even remotely worth it

Let's make two more of these bad boys spend our money

Don none of these should fail they better not fail if they fail to be real pissed

You got to shut up I already know what I'm doing damn baby, okay easy peasy easy money

Thank you, alright shut up, okay. Wait, oh wait I got I got a name these guys. Okay your your amumu

This one's moo moo. We got me moo moo moo moo

Where's the other one there? You're okay. You're gonna be

Moo me you're gonna be Moo me your moo me your mo moo. This is mo moo everybody

Say Adam Oh, Moo, and this you are

Your army me. Okay, so we got moo moo mo. Mo. Mo moo moo me me me and me, Moo

There's gonna be a quiz on this you bet you got this better get this, right?

You got to memorize this me Moo mee mee, mo moo moo moo moo moo and mo mo

I don't like how they're all targeter each other. That's a

Good idea

But alas, oh wait this requires. This hasn't been powered this whole time. Well, that's why people couldn't even see that

We need power. Anyway, maybe that wasn't the power area, but it just didn't have enough power for it because I have no money

That's right. I was trying to get money for them. Then I was going on building other stuff. Why was I doing that?

Oh and there's no power. There you whelp. I

Seemed to be in a bit of a conundrum here. I can't get power shut

the fast food down

I'm sorry. We got it. We got to turn it off to --safe there enough power so we can get nope

We can't get an expedition which is the only thing that needs mother that we need for money. So let's turn off the writ

Let's get the fast food God people are gonna be real pissed if they were doing that food here. Alright, so we got that

Give me power. Why do I not have power? Okay, this doesn't need to be powered right now. There's nothing to see over there

So we're gonna deactivate that everybody. Hold on. This is all worth it

We definitely don't need to power this thing get that get that shit gone. Alright now we can cook it

Now we can go

Put Veloso Roop ders on the opposite side of the

Me mu and Momo's and Momo's and mee mo mo Mo's

That we need so that they can just see him for across this fence and just be like, oh my god

There's food over there. There's so much food. It's just this endless endless food. So we're gonna get a new contract we need

science

Me is it me are you going to give me money? Cuz that's all I really care about money

We're just kind of stuck for a bit because I just kept it kept spending too much money. I just need more power

That's all I need. I just need wait. It says unused power 11 Oh probably cuz I shut those down wait

Why did I need power in the first place?

We wouldn't I need power for again. I don't need power. I've got power I

Think what about my other Island? Can I just go to the other Island? Is that something I can do?

No, I don't think that I don't think you can do that. It's like playing a theme-park game

You got only one Park at a time, right?

Blue blue. Oh well, hello. Are you all right there?

Hello, how are you?

No dice. Oh

No matter what. I think I just I can't figure it out. There's no dinos in this picture. Well, that's a good pick

Oh, that's a good pick. Give me my money. Give me money

$24 perfect. I'm gonna get there eventually Oh lunch, please munch munch. I need the munch

Yes, lunch munch crunch and munch crunch it

Crunch

Yeah

This is bullshit, I deserve more money than this all my expeditions back

Okay, good. Alright, we need to send people off to

More velociraptor and then we need to research the velociraptor. Well, yeah this no

No, oh we got some amber. Oh, yeah a gift shop

Hell, yeah

You know, that's what people want. They're right by the emergency shelters. So no one needs to be worried when they're in the shelter

They can still get their shop on I kind of spent too much money on the operation

So I'm gonna go and I'm gonna demolish this guy get the money back. We don't need that let the mother humper burn

What we do need is more dinos

That's what I know for a fact. So let's incubate some more of these guys and

We'll be real good cuz I don't think those guys are gonna be like any sort of a threat to me, right? Okay

alright, I'm gonna

Release those and we're gonna name them if I can get to him

Okay, alright sure whatever you say man we need mommy mommy, okay, mommy. Okay you

you're

This is Steve. Okay, so we got moo moo. Mommy me Moo me me mow

Mow Moo me and Steve. Okay, everybody got those remember there's gonna be a test

You better be brushed up on what you got going on here. So we need

To research these. Oh, yes, so

Oh hell yeah my guys

day, oh

I'm so proud of you

Okay, but what we need to do is we need to eventually I don't know how much we're gonna get out of this one

We may be able to try to make a velociraptor, but it's probably gonna end up in failure if we don't get it, right?

so you

Wanna risk it if we're not gonna get it up to the air, but you never know with anything that we got going on

So that's not actually the t-rex, by the way, for those of you who are thinking those deer eggs less time

Stupid wrong. I think this is the t-rex. It's a doll

Don't know. That's the t-rex

Oh

Look there we don't want a picture of that. I want a picture of that. Hang on everybody all the way

Here we go. Here we go. All right zoom and uh,

Yes, No, are you are you fucking kidding me okay, here we go

Yes

Yes

Look at the money

That's some good money. Oh, yeah

Give me that money. It's the same picture over and over again. Okay, cool

All right. That's all I needed now, they're back and that's good. We need more of a Lucy roopd and

Let's fossil them up

Okay, extract and it's shitty quality. Let's just sell that one and soon as we get those done

We should be able to do that. We can build another power station now, which is good. I'm gonna do that

We got that we got good power over there. We got good power over here

We can start unlocking this stuff or you can activate that as soon as well

We're not gonna have power for it, but we can activate it so that we will have power eventually

We have those dinos over there the ratings not the best in the world one else. Could we make we need clothes?

Hell yeah

Okay. All right. Got it. Okay, as soon as you're done and more velociraptor

Go

Go go. There we go. Okay

Well, we didn't even get to go to the bathroom. So how much does it cost to make a Veloso room?

How much

Are you dicking me? That's more than a sirota tops

In what world and what in what cocks smacking world and

What in what world is that right in? What are you?

Who even are you who do you think you are?

600,000

600,000 good god Oh

Lou alright, whatever I'm gonna make this guy I'm gonna make this guy we're gonna make two of these guys

I don't have enough money for it. I don't have the money how the hell am I gonna get more money?

More money, I've got money guys. I've got no money. I've got no money

I'm so poor if this egg fails to incubate, I'm

Just sunk. I'm sunk. I can't there's no way just I won't be able to do nothing

I'll be I'll be washed up. I guess I could make a you an

Or I could look up the ankles

I should've but I guess I should have been doing I should have been doing my

Contracts that would that would have been a smart thing to do Wow. Why haven't I been doing that? What about my missions?

Where are my missions? Whoa, all right. I don't know, you know, this is a bunch of baloney

Can I I can't even get another contract cuz I haven't been doing what I was supposed to be doing. I'm so stupid

I'm just some dumb. Why am I making one of these when I should have been making a one of the whole Wang's and

I could have gotten I could have gotten the money

But I didn't I've got Draco Rex here

You are gonna be much smaller than I thought you'd be you are fucking tiny

You're smaller than the me mousse in what

what why were you so expensive you're

You'