Gavin: Here we go
Gavin: Michael's found his new favorite toy
Michael: I feel like this is a good equivalent of like tapping your foot
Michael: You know what I mean
Gavin: Is there anyone in there?
Jack: Gus is in here
Michael: Are you serious?
Michael: Gus is here today?
Gus: It seems dangerous to me to have the drunk people on that scooter
Gus: in the room with the most expensive equipment
Gavin: I don't think its-
Michael: It would seem dangerous but you can
Michael: Like, appreciate that we're professional
Gavin: I don't think this is the most expensive equipment
Gus: Well not counting the fucking Phantom
Michael: I'll say me drunk on this thing, I will probably pull out less cables than Geoff
Michael: sober walking
Michael: Thanks Gus
Michael: I'm gonna grab a jacket, wait? did I leave my jacket inside the streaming room
Gavin: I don't know
Michael: Oh dude if we film a Lets Watch
Jack: oh there's your jacket on the floor
Jack: I can see it
Michael: Oh down there
Gavin: You have to do a little man to get it
Jack: Good luck
Jack: Impressive sir
Michael: Who put that kino there?
Gavin: So your challenge is to see if you can now sit down and get up without getting off this
Jack: While holding a beer
Gavin: While holding a beer at all times
Gavin: So can you now drive your chair with it?
Michael: I don't think it's got enough pull
Gavin: Oh! Oh?
Gavin: Give it a little nudge and see if it--the momentum will keep--
Gavin: Oh dude we should just take it outside on the--
?: Oh! There he goes!
?: He's like a grandma!
Michael: Now it's a car
Michael: Now I'm driving the fucking car!
Michael: I can't stop!
Michael: I'm driftin'
Gavin: Uh, let me give you a lil'--
Michael: Yeah, give me a nudge over the-- Over the--
Michael: Alright, you gotta nudge harder man
Michael: Jeez, you're gonna- you're just pushing me out of the chair
Michael: fuck almighty
Gavin: Alright go all the way around the other way
Michael: You wanna know how to drift?
Michael: Holy shit!
?: Can we get two of these and race 'em?
Gavin: This is working great
Gavin: There's a slight obstacle up ahead
Gavin: Let me get ahead of you
Michael: Don't drink and drive
Michael: But do drink and ride
(Reminder: Michael does not condone drinking and driving)
Michael: Shut up you don't know what you're doing
Michael: Ooh fire extinguisher, real close
Gavin: Wonder how far outside you'd go?
Michael: Nuhh I'm driftin'
Michael: I'm driftin'
Michael: Push it
Michael: Annnd we're out!
Gavin: This is smoother
Michael: Dude, this thing wants to GO
Michael: come on
Gavin: Oh, oh dear.
Gavin: Oh my God
Gavin: Dude, these DXRacer chairs truly are what they say
Michael: Dude, what do they say?
Gavin:They're racing chairs!
Michael: They're nice as fuck?
Gavin: Aw, nice drift!
Michael: It is not meant for this
Michael: Dude it's trying
Michael: Can't do it
Michael: It can't do it, it's not strong enough
Michael: I guess I'll have to walk
Michael: Is it empty in- Is no one here?
Gavin: Not even Caleb
Michael: What a fucking thief!
Michael: I also turned the lights on too, so he waste electricity
Michael: Push your fucking chair in, come on
Michael: She'll think that was Santa
Gavin: She left an open can
Michael: Yeah, so I'd like- I'm glad everyone joined us here
Michael: Hang on, hang on. Let's... wait
Michael: Thank you for joining me
Michael: Obviously we're here to discuss very serious issues about the business of Rooster Teeth Productions
Michael: Let me just bring this chair right over here
Michael: Gonna push all the chairs around here. Yes, you sit here. yes
Michael: Let me ask you something, gentlemen. What do you think when you see PLG?
Michael: People love grapes, dammit!
Michael: Good day!
Michael: Oh God...
Gavin: Did you do that?
*Michael in pain & Gavin laughing*
Michael: I'm DX racin'
Michael: Holy shit, holy shit
Michael: Hope they didn't need that stuff
Gavin: Oh my God, what was in there?
Michael: Drift *Gavin laughing*
Michael: We're good, we're good
Michael: Happy New Years!
Gavin: Alright so e- Michael, every video needs a grand finale and uh, we don't know what this is but it looks like a ramp *laughs*
Michael: We have no idea what this is, its just like a table... that certainly, certainly should not be fucked with in this manner
Gavin: Alright where do you think you'll land and where should be put the crash mat
Gavin: like here
Michael: You want this and the chair?
Gavin: *laughs* Yeah
Michael: I'm gonna go like one inch
Gavin: It's grand finale, it's not medium finale
Michael: This also has been in my back pocket the whole time
Michael: like uh, it's just wedging up my ass
Gavin: Gus, what are your thoughts?
Gus: I really shouldn't be watching this
Gavin: On the grand finale
Gavin: Do you know what this is?
Michael: Like a desk, right?
*Gus mumbles something*
Gavin: Ow Ow Ow it's driving into my penis *laughing*
Michael: You think it's too close?
Gus: Should I dial 9-1?
Michael: Yeah yeah, please
Gus: and then get ready
Gavin: We can put it further away cause your face, it'll tip
Michael: I'm gonna be a father
Gavin: Okay, I'm gonna put some distance
Gus: You better clear that, you have to make it now
Gus: Hold on, let me get behind the camera so when it goes to court
Gavin: You weren't there
Gus: I'm leaving!
Gus: I am not gonna watch
Gavin: Sound effect of a door
Gus: *sarcastically* You shouldn't be doing that. Don- Get down from there
Michael: So, you don't think the cushion should be closer?
Gavin: Well you just told me- I think if you go down you're gonna tip forwards a- ahead of it
Gus: Better than I expected. Ha ha
Gus: Wait, I'm not here
Michael: Gus no!
Gavin: That was an amazing grand finale- ha ha
Gus: I didn't realise that that whole table tilted like that
Gavin: It was a part of the uh-
Gavin: part of the trick
Gus: That's cool
Gus: Victory lap, well deserved
Gus: I would say get back to work but you are working
*Michael hums the On The Spot theme song*