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let's get back to it what I'm reviewing today is one of the greatest so bad it's
good movies like every the room the room is the baby of genius eccentric and
possibly vampire Tommy Wise oh this is his baby if you
don't know who Tommy Wiseau is you're missing out the man should be a national
treasure Tommy should be the one of those those eggies commercials because
he might just be the most interesting man in the world this dude will trip you
up from within the film and out as well Tommy Wiseau didn't only star in this
film he wrote it he produced it he directed it co-produced it executive for
executive produced it and more so the room was filled in 2003 in the San
Francisco Bay Area and it stars Tommy Wiseau Greg Sestero and Juliet Daniel
among others and it doesn't have comedic scenes that make you laugh because
they're clever or anything like that nah they make you laugh because there's so
damned terrible in addition there are scenes that are not even supposed to be
funny that make you laugh because you're just saying they're thinking like way
VTF this movie is a complete hodgepodge of scenes that make no sense it's a 1
hour and 40 minute romantic drama about Jonnie a successful banker who's about
to marry his live-in fiancee Lisa but Lisa doesn't love him and is having an
affair with Johnny's best friend mark but after you watch this movie you
wondered how the hell was Johnny a successful anything
the man has he absolutely Wars social skills in the history of mankind don't
believe me okay who asked this question in the middle of a conversation it's
confidential oh come on why not no I can anyway how
is your sex life not only is everything in this he completely pointless but the
question I get it they're best friends I mean then will you beat that over my
head Johnny's my best friend Chinese my best friend he's your best friend come
on Johnny's my best friend Mark's his best friend I'm so happy I have you as
my best friend any other person would just manipulate the conversation where
it either goes there naturally or doesn't sound like such a creep ask
question but besides that this scene has absolutely nothing we get no new
information nor do any of the characters check this one out
all that shopping wore me out hey Lisa hey Danny Danny this is my mom
mom this is Danny how many people come in and out of this apartment every day
this is worse than Grand Central Station I just need to borrow some sugar help
yourself I also need a cup of flour and a half stick of butter doesn't your home
have a kitchen it's like awesome screenwriting what's the excuse for this
scene yeah that's idea
then for some weird reason there's a football which they throw around
throughout the film why what's the reason is there some like hidden inside
meaning for the football no there isn't there's absolutely no reason what about
the dialogue hi babe I have something for you
this Bill's dialogue is so painfully awkward in them natural it sounds like
they're reading a script that's meant to guide the dialogue where the actors then
are supposed to add a live their own dialogue using scripted dialogue as kind
of a guide instead of reading directly from it check this out I did not hit her
it's not true it's bullshit I did not hit her I did not oh hi mark
and look at this clip nothing man do you do you have some spaghetti why
don't you try forget it dude is this some secret don't forget I'll talk to
you later well look how they just blow up it's like okay I am now supposed to
blow up so I will like this is what you get if like an alien came to earth and
started kind of like studying human dynamic getting only a vague
understanding of human interaction without getting other subtleties and
nuances of it all like for instance Lisa throws Tommy a
party where Tommy confronts mark and Lisa for having an affair and they fight
and insult each other and just here watch whose baby is it is it mine no of
course not how can you be sure come on Lisa stop asking me stupid questions the
hell do you think you are shut up who acts like that and so what's probably
really going on is that Tommy Wiseau himself is a damn alien after he film
this he swore this was oscar-worthy acting
and that's not even including the sex scenes
check this out you gotta be asking yourself what am i watching right now
don't worry I asked myself the same thing is this dude having sex with
Lisa's breasts does he think he's opposed to aim for the bellybutton what
is it so I've talked about the weird meaningless dialogue right I don't even
have to tell you it's all pointless wanna know why cuz the movie or the
creator of a himself didn't think much of the dialogue was important not one
bit how do I know well what same director
would write dialogue that ends with look we'll talk about it later I can just
talk to you later you don't want to talk to me look I don't want to talk about I
don't want to talk about it I can't talk right now I can't talk about it
look I don't want to talk about it I don't want to talk about it you were
alone and she doesn't want to talk to you anyway how is your sex life or not
don't care anymore and there's even weird dialogue where
you get certain stories and the responses just out of this world don't
believe me check out this scene where mark tells Johnny a sad cautionary tale
I just know a girl should a dozen guys one of them found out about it beat her
up so bad she ended up in a hospital in Guerrero Street we get this response
from Johnny what a story mark yeah you can say that again
yeah I'd have the exact same look bro oh when Lisa's mom tells her that then I'm
going you're not dying mom I got the results of the test back I definitely
have breast cancer should definitely be like a showstopper right not in Tommy
wise old world this merits a don't worry about it the entire movie could have
been like 10 minutes long here's a plot ten minutes longer Johnny
is a weird successful banker who has a live-in girlfriend named Lisa who he's
marrying in a few days Lisa doesn't love Johnny and she's cheating on him with
marks best friend Johnny finds out confronts them during this birthday
party where if I brings out the finance because Johnny's just decides and fights
over all right okay folks everything is fine fight this over this part I'm sorry
so everyone is kind of like okay cool everything's resolved but then come on
of course mark can't allow to be called a chicken just a chicken chip chip chip
chip chip it's the most mature insult in the history of mankind you cannot allow
that no way so the fight is broken up this time John tells everyone to piss up
Johnny goes upstairs locked himself in the bathroom Lisa asked him to come out
and he gives her the best damn line in the entire movie in a few minutes bitch
then every throws a tantrum and destroys things for no reason he fucks the shit
out of Lisa's red dress and then he kills himself
the room really is one of a kind should definitely be in film school to teach
aspiring directors how not to direct till writers help not to write and
actors how not to act it's definitely one of them so bad it's hilarious what
rating do I give it I have no clue I don't know what to say to this movie I
just don't think it needs a bad rating it's something all in its own class what
I will say is if you want to move either laugh at look no further than to the
room well geeks I hope you enjoyed this video
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