Practice English Speaking&Listening with: THOR: GAGNAROK - Viking's Daughter Gameplay

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All right put you around put your name in there. What are we doing?

So we're doing dating simulators, but hold on oh, but what are we playing?

It's a it's a this is a dating simulator in Viking time. Oh

Oh, OH

Vikings they had a date, too, I guess it seemed like there was a lot of rape

*slide whistle*

Is that thorny or tea horny like Todd horny?

Like Thor, but horny. He's thorny, thorny. Yeah, I like Todd horny

You know what women love more than anything else. Swords. No not swords and not penis either. A sense of humor

Oh, they do right yeah, and Vikings are known for their great sense of humor and the rape

Look, see look

Hold on a minute

So hold on she said move and lose your head moving you lose your head, so she's upset all right. Yeah, yeah

Hit her across the face you just called her a bitch. You don't like this sort of man. Wait hold on a second

Well I had one choice, all right. She's questioning your ability to pleasure a Viking woman, Adam

What are you just clicking. If you have one choice, I'm gonna click the one choice

I know, but we gotta read the dialogue to find out you're doing it right. It doesn't matter

It does matter. There are two choices

It doesn't matter. Okay, which choice you want me to pick. Well you can't stop on the one that's one choice and say that

Do choice option right before it? Okay? I think father knocked me out last thing. I remember is talking about okay good

Something hit me in the back of the head when I came to again

It's hidden the stables underneath piles of hay it was already over when I woke up

I've been burying the dead. Her pussy gonna smell like a corpse that it already does. It already does.

You're not doing the one thing you should be doing which is trying to get laid in the Viking

She said walk around

While you're doing that. Yeah, she said walking around turns her on. Now you're out in the wilderness. Oh, Oh

It's a steer

What? A steer

What? A steer

He's smiling isn't it

No you can not. Can I date this thing?

I know you're trying. The answer is no

You single have I told you about my father

Yeah, why would you want to date that Vikings daughter if you could just fuck this elk?

Exactly. I don't know I didn't pay the extra five dollars for the sexy patreon version for you to be looking at elk.

That's right. Elyse spent money on this

Save that receipt. Okay, I did help. There we go

What she spent linen wrong

That's how it's spelled back then oh you're right. That's the old English spelling

Father got chests in the forest maybe you get those chests in the forest you'll get some chest in the forest

Hey Oh

Like pube? I like how she keeps calling me big guy. Yeah. Do you think you could call me big guy from now on? No

Oh look at this. That's extending the map when I do that oh, yeah. It's either small or big small. Yes, so walk around like this

Check her out as she walks away

Hell yeah, we don't really I need to have sex with her. What why not you are too far away

Ah, there's a chest. We got one

To your left. There's one to your left, ah that's a rock.

You can see it on the map. You look for a blue circle. Extend map. I mean why are you looking at the map so small there?

Just play the game like this

The way the game was meant to be played

To your right there's a blue circle. Did you okay. Good call Bruce?

We don't even watch the animation. The sex animation. No-no you just see the triangle Doing this the whole time

Look at him climb this money. She is going to be really impressed with you

Look at this virgin, climbing his mountain

Can't even find the fuck chests

Don't jump, you'll kill yourself. There can't be fall damage

There's no way there's fall damage in this game. No damage only pleasure. Found it yes

All right, let's get back to her this one's pretty heavy

They've hurting my back. And we're gonna get a way heavier chest in just a second you know

What I'm saying is this How to Train Your Dragon in 3d. No, it's a Viking dating sim. That's what that was

Do you think there is a How to Train your Dragon porno, How to Train Your Dragon in Double D?

I'm sure there is. Well the good thing about that is they didn't need to have to change the Dragons name from toothless

Not so reserved another man. Oh, she promised a reward here we go

That's all you do yeah, it's dating in Viking times

wow, that's a nice mattress. Is that memory foam?

We're gonna fuck, I take it?

Good boy. None of that weak shit. Do not compromise her integrity. Okay. Don't fuck me like a blacksmith career. I never would

Boom. She slammed us.

Oh, woh. I did not expect this

What is she doing, holding her butthole open?

This isn't a dating sim. Yeah, you guys haven't even been on a date yet

He just went out and found three boxes that he came back you see he just he said you're so wet slut is there no audio for this

It's all the way up

I mean, that's about right

Her saying nothing I mean she daughters

Worried she's gonna set her hair on fire

She's a rapper it comes inside of my womb. I like haha literal she is. Oh we're done

I can find more chest or whatever I still expect you to be useful. What the fuck bitch. I you shut up

That's beside the point. I, just go asleep

What she said can I go to sleep without you groping me? I said on my honor

So somebody came and stole the stuff you delivered

Oh no, Ah fuck

Shit, so all of our stuff is gone?

That doesn't sound like a Viking at all. He dropped a few things, and by we you mean me right.

Before you were like, I shall find the chests m'lady

And I shall bring them back to you henceforth and she's like we've been robbed

And he is like, ug

There it is I found it the thief came stole all their stuff and dropped his sword right outside the house. Come on

How hard is this?

It's not hard. It's just stupid oh

There obviously it's behind the rock that one is probably by the docks. Oh there it is, right there on the beach

Yeah, what a shitty thief seriously. So he dropped two shields and a sword

And he took three empty boxes. It's just running circles. Alright Alvilda I got all your shit again alright cold

Let's go to bed, so just to be clear. They were robbed mm

Huh and then so then but the thief like some sort of cartoon character dropped a bunch of things as he ran away

Look at romantic it is. His body is not that great his dick always points north. Whoa you switch. I'm ready for my blow job

Should I give it a kiss? What a stupid question

That's not a kiss!

She dislocated her jaw like an alien

We can't show any of this. This is how the Vikings were invaded, busy getting BJs

Aren't you the Chief's daughters, is that all you can do shouldn't the chief have taught you anything?

Your father gives better blow jobs than this

Grab her head. No let her do it

Ah no. There we go

You've got to respect her, this is the Chief's daughter

Does she have, dandruff? l if I was just gonna say you pull your hand out

it's covered in lice that doesn't matter because if your crabs hopped off of you

Yeah, she's got crabs in her eyebrows now

This is a good date. We are in love. We are in love

Look at her face. Alvida said everything was fine. It was not fine. Oh select animation

What does that mean?

Oh you oh, you get to move on to bigger and better things now there you go

No, I don't want to outside. Thank you. Let's just keep it this view just keep it there. Yeah, it's like

He's like. I wonder what Alvidas up to. Oh, hello

She's staring. Oh fuuuuck

F-F-F-Father says don't fuck me because of my impediment

*SLAP* shut up

Alright she's gonna wring it all

Cumming cumming cumming cumming cumming

processing cum

And we're back. What else did you lose?

Alright, looks like you enjoyed that one. Yeah

Meh, i've had better. Oh hell yes

OH Hell Yeah

That was very nice of you. I have to search seven bushes for berries or mushrooms all right well get your hand in her.

Pretty soon we're gonna get a bush of our own. You know what I'm saying. You already did

Was Geena Davis in that?

Right there, a berry bush. You walked right over it

Chill out. Jesus

Look Adam, Bruce has a lot riding on riding her

We gotta find out what the next position is

There's mushrooms everywhere, but no berry bushes ain't it always the way

#Vikinglife. Oh yeah I was gonna say, I hate Viking time

You're looking for tip and bush

Like this chicken got sex on the brain. She was doing sexual innuendo, and I'm just too dumb to figure it out

She's like look for the mushroom tip and the bush

And you're like, alright I'm gonna go out into the forest

She's unbuttoning her top. What where's he going?

Oh, no, I lost my sword and shield. I'll find it for you. I'll get them what you to fill me with cum, okay?

I'll leave Oh

Hands! Why do you have pirate sleeves? We have a riff shirt on?

Why do you even have a shirt on?

So this is this is a dating simulator, huh?

This is something John found. Yeah this isn't mine

This is this is John Smith's. We gonna blame John for this one. I just paid the extra five bucks so you could fucker with the mouse

Is that an option? Yeah, I wasn't doing that. Before it was like so there the space model is that you just watch the animation

Ugh lame

But you're living it buddy. Ow

Go back to her see if you see if you made good on those berries. I think you may of

I think you did I think you got seven out of seven. Let me ask my new elk friend? Oh there elk. You come in her?

We got them I got all seven berry bushes here you go, all right, hey shall we eat all right

Reward first maybe you can maybe you can eat her. Oh wow that'd be cool. What a great reward just rubbing my slit

Oh, did you play with your ass?

My slit. Did you play with your ass?

No, oh here, we go. Better start practicing slut

Jesus Christ

Do you want to? Be a gentlemen

Oh, yeah, you got reverse valkyrie

First person to come loses. She's turning it into a game. Shut up you bitch. Tracy, I wanna just fuck me. That's it. We're making love

Ah man. Mommy. Daddy

When two people love each other what happens

Hold on, I have a game actually, that spells it out pretty well

There's a third person

Look at your eyes. Help me. Help me

That's a good view

Alright. Nice work

I found a reddit post for this yeah with suggestions for one-handed play

This is important as erotic games are for jacking it primarily

And that's hard to do with both hands were tied up in control

And you really shouldn't go from digs back to mouse or keyboard is. That's just unsanitary

I was worried that he was a savage. She spelled God's wrong. Yeah. Oh good

Can you click or no all right? That's it? He's making love to her what else do you want? I guess I could do that oh?

Woh. There we go

Come on Adam look at him. I like that he shaved his head too

And done

Back to dancing all right time to sleep now good night. What a life they lead

This is what you would do in Viking times. You just fuck and eat and sleep, and then fuck and eat and sleep. Elina and I mmm woh

The plot thickens just like my semen come see this uh-oh something's happening is it a dragon Oh?

Who's the beauty over there?

All right, this is the endgame content we paid for she's gonna have the exact same model

As this girl just with different hair no she's got a different face.

Oh hey, see a different face. Wow she's beautiful

And she's stammering too - oh yes. I am thorny. How many boxes do I need to bang you?

You're cute when you're wound up

That's not condescending

Ah she loves it. She's into that. Of course she is. She loves it

Oh, play it cool

We're just friends

Come on Avilda. You know you're my first love

What do we need to grab to bang her? Hey? What do I need to grab to bang her? Huh?

Did you get a mission or no. No just keep clicking?

Yeah, Yeah. got it

Hot springs all right see you there. I should go talk to Hilde. Where'd she go?


We got to catch her. I got like this narrative

There she goes. Do I have to beat her there?

I love the hot springs and the mechanical bull

I caught her. That was not fucking hard. How did she think that was gonna play out. She think she fucking Usain Bolt?

She's pulling her panties off while she's running

I'm sorry. You won't believe this. I found and island full of women that can't talk all they wanna

Do is fuck and stammer they get fucked so hard it broke their speech?

You stinking the hot spring

Man, you need a fucking bath. Stinky pussy. Yeah, you're dick is out

She doesn't realize I think I may get hot dogs for lunch oh

My gosh shut up. Do you want to have sex or not?

I gotta be honest Elide, I'm not used to this much talking

Takes your sister a long time to talk this good takes her a minute to get one word out

Yeah, Avilda already gave me. They're leaving Wow well

I guess that's kind of like sex the water touched her vagina and touched your penis

That's like getting laid. all right, look hold on you got to get this

This we got to knock this out before we end this gameplay. Your sister's a real prude

Yeah, I took my dick out got hardened everything oh

Yeah, only if we have more fun. Only if we have more fun!

Yeah, you keep at it keep it away in

Aww. Wait

That's not what I. Adam blew it

In the hot tub yeah, no he didn't blow it that's the problem. We did support your patreon. Yeah, we already paired you money

Damn it. For your smut. cancel. I can't jerk off to the text your hands are so gross

That's cause he's been fucking. You talking to Adam?

Hilde, she won't bang me bang me, your sister is kind of a dumb bitch. Any rewards

Like, get any rewards. I'm ready for rewards. Damn it

We're getting cock blocked by patreon curse you Odin. Oh he's calling you. He's calling right now. Hey Chris

He just hung up on me

Okay, so Chris we need to know the work

How do you get that secret blackjack guide that that like gets you get you wins every time?

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