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When you saw those badges, you knew the car was fast.

(upbeat music) (engine roaring)

But if you buy one today, you might be getting ripped off.

Today, I'm gonna break down which badges are worth it,

and which ones are worthless vanity tax.

When this video is over,

you'll be able to spot a true performance badge and frauds.

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Before I get into the state of badges today,

you need to understand why these badges are so cool

and mean so much in car culture.

Certain manufacturers have always been known

as performance brands.

You got Aston Martin, Ferrari, McLaren.

They all began as racing brands

which then transitioned into makers of bespoke,

low-volume road cars, and as such,

will always be known for producing cars

which focus almost entirely on speed and performance.

But larger manufacturers out there roll millions of cars

off their production lines each year,

from tiny hatchbacks to huge SUVs.

These cars have a focus on functionality,

fuel economy, and safety.

However, these mass manufacturers carve themselves out

a little slice of performance

by pitching performance versions of everyday cars.

Typically, performance badges have one of two origins:

The first is as the racing arm

of an automotive manufacturer, such as BMW's M,

formerly known as BMW Motorsport.

They ended up producing

the legendary BMW 3.0 CSL, or Batmobile.

This homologation special wherein a manufacturer is mandated

to produce a certain number of road-going versions

of cars they wish to race is

how we got some of our most cherished road cars today.

Following that, BMW Motorsport got to work

producing their first ground-up car

and the first full M car, the aptly named BMW M1.

This, again, was a low-volume homologation special.

All 456 road cars became incredibly desirable

and sold out instantly,

which gave BMW the idea to start applying

their newly formed M badge

to consumer cars, (cash register rings)

the first of which was the 1979 M535i version

of the E12 5 Series.

It featured a whole host of components taken

from BMW Motorsport's stock of racing parts,

even sharing a few pieces with the M1.

It was so different from the regular 5 Series

in almost every aspect,

and really highlights the performance badge idea

of developing a hot, fast version

of a standard road car using technology from racing.

From then on, practically every BMW car

and generation would have an M version,

most notably the M3 and the M5.

Love that E39.

With the exception of low-volume, hand-built cars

such as McLaren and Ferrari, who we mentioned earlier,

performance badges used to be the most exclusive cars

on the road, sometimes even more so.

Performance-badged cars were made in limited numbers

and available only to those

whom performance was the main reason to buy a car

and had the money to do so.

Around the turn of the century, though,

this all began to change.

Other brands had caught up to BMW

and started building badged cars of their own,

and unfortunately, the marketing departments

of these massive manufacturers began to see the potential

in badging other cars as performance badges,

even though they weren't the top-performing versions

of those cars.

So I think it's time to ask,

which badges are good and which ones are bad?

Let's start with the biggest offenders

and make our way to the ones that still mean something.

We trashed on 'em last week, so I think it's only right

that we start with Nissan's Nismo.

(funky music)

Formed in 1984

when Nissan merged two of their motorsport departments,

Nismo went on to develop legends

such as the R31 Skyline GTS-R, the 370Z,

and of course, the Nissan GTR Nismo.

Nowadays though, the Nismo badge is also

on the back of the Juke small SUV,

the Sentra, and the European-only Pulsar.

Hmm.

The Nismo Sentra doesn't make any more power

than the Sentra SR Turbo,

but does come with some slightly better all-weather tires

and larger brake rotors.

It also has lowered suspension.

Unfortunately, this doesn't make the Nismo Sentra

any better than the competition,

according to Car and Driver,

but I will give it props

for coming with a manual transmission,

and honestly, I think the Sentra Nismo looks pretty good.

Back to BMW.

BMW currently produces eight full M cars.

However, they produce an incredible 20 M performance cars,

most of which have very little

in the way of a performance increase,

focusing instead on trim levels and M-like design features.

The M performance line was created

to fill the gap between base BMWs

and the increasingly expensive M cars,

and you can identify them

by the smaller M badge preceding the model number.

They've got upgraded lower suspension,

sports steering wheel and shifter,

and usually some sporty-looking trim,

but the horsepower ratings typically don't get a huge boost.

I mean, does the X2 really need an M performance edition?

Who is buying a little mini crossover and saying,

"Man, I wish this thing had a sportier steering wheel."

It just really waters down the M brand if you ask me.

Audi, who we haven't talked about much,

is also guilty of this.

Building upon the rally and road successes

of the Audi Quattro,

in 1983 they founded Quattro GmbH,

a department responsible for all Audi sports car production.

Then they continued to develop amazing race

and road cars through the turn of the century.

Today though, Audi applies the Quattro

and S names to many of its fairly regular road cars,

from crossovers to hatchbacks and SUVs,

none of which share in Audi's performance heritage,

past or present.

Audi's S line cars are borrowing more

and more accessories and styling cues

from the performance-oriented S, RS, and R cars,

yet in terms of specifications,

they are no different to the base-level SE cars,

so that's a little egregious to me.

Another main way performance brands tend to materialize is

as independent tuning shops who, over time,

develop a relationship with a specific manufacturer

before usually being bought out and brought in-house.

This is true of German mark AMG,

which was founded in 1967 as an engine tuning shop

by some former Mercedes employees,

and worked successfully with Mercedes for years

before being bought out

and brought into the Daimler-Mercedes Group in 1999.

While full AMG cars are fitted with hand-built AMG engines

and feature ground-up suspension and handling redesigns,

the AMG Line Mercedes,

of which there are frankly way too many to count,

offer some AMG styling

and a few token suspension and braking upgrades,

some as minimal as painted brake calipers.

Huge effort is spent fitting AMG-line floor mats,

shiny silver sports pedals, carbon-fiber effect trim,

and our friend, the sports-tuned exhaust.

For example, the cheapest way into true AMG ownership is

to buy the A45 AMG S.

Thanks to its AMG tuning,

it is the fastest A-Class by a huge margin,

and has been referred to by many as a super hatch,

thanks to its 415 horsepower.

415 horsepower in a hatch?

What? (man mimics explosion)

Zero to 60 in 3.9 seconds.

It's faster than a new 911 Carrera.

Compare that though to the AMG Line A-Class,

which, at a cost of $2,000 over the standard SE A-Class,

gets you 18-inch AMG alloys, (metal clanking)

AMG side sill panels, a diamond grill.

It essentially has the same internals

as the standard A-Class:

same stop speed, same zero to 60, same everything.

It has all the looks of the performance models

with none of the additional performance.

Do you see what I mean here?

I don't like this.

(upbeat music)

Ford's interesting.

Ford Performance puts their ST badge,

which is a little bit lesser to their all-out RS brand,

on the Fiesta and Focus,

as well as producing special performance-badge versions

of the Mustang and F-150, namely the Shelby and Raptor.

I've gotta say that in my opinion,

almost all these cars are great,

particularly the Fiesta and Focus ST.

Love those freaking things.

However, I do think that Ford compromised the ST badge

as soon as they made an ST spec

of their compact SUV, the Edge.

I've driven the Edge ST, and while it is pretty quick:

I mean, I don't know. (laughs)

It feels nothing like a traditional ST car,

which is a shame.

Ford have since put out the Explorer ST,

which I think indicates their intentions

for the ST badge in the future.

Also, anecdotally, I think I've only ever seen one Edge ST

on the street, so I think it was all for nothing sales-wise.

With ST, the highs are really high

(engine roars)

and the lows are kinda low.

(engine roars) (upbeat music)

In 2009, after what felt like an eternity of speculation,

Toyota announced the return of the Supra:

a three-liter engine, 340 horsepower,

and a silhouette to make a grown man weep.

It's beautiful.

This is the resurrection of the Supra brand

and also the crowning achievement

in the reinvigoration of the GR,

or Gazoo Racing performance badge.

That's right, it's called Gazoo.

(kazoo humming)

Toyota have come in hot for 2019 with a brand-new

performance-badge car delivering actual performance.

I rode in a Supra GR at an autocross

and that thing freaking ripped!

Also in 2018,

they won both their first World Rally Championship

and their first outright 24 Hour of Le Mans victory,

all of which helped them

in honing their performance-badge road cars,

all good signs for the future of Toyota and GR.

Go Gazoo, baby.

(funky music)

(engine roars)

Hyundai have also got in on the performance badge thing,

launching their own N brand performance,

headed up by none other than former of BMW M

and the father of M cars, Albert Biermann.

With their born-in-Namyang, honed-on-the-Nurburgring ethos,

Hyundai M have produced a series

of seriously good performance cars

since the formation in 2015,

jointly developing with their motorsport arm,

who in 2019, won their first-ever World Rally Championship.

Good job, guys,

which I think proves that the N badge is good.

They are gonna make some N line cars this year,

so we'll see.

We'll see, Hyundai.

I'm watching you.

I'm watching you.

Last up is the badge that was least diluted

by the manufacturer: Honda's Type R.

It's kind of a cop-out right now

because there's only one car with the Type R badge,

the Civic Type R,

but if you look through the badge's history,

you'll see a ton of great cars

that were truly meant to perform.

The DC2 Integra Type R is a dream car of mine.

I must own one.

These badges mean a lot to nerds like me.

It's my opinion

that manufacturers should not trade their heritage

for a boost in sales, like some of these brands

on this list are in the process of doing.

If they're not careful, people might forget

what these badges stood for in the first place.

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Be kind.

See you next time.

Christmas break was great.

Relaxed.

(sighs)

That thing freaking rips!

That thing freaking rips!

Love it.

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