- Hi. - Hey.
Ooh! How was teaching last night?
Oh, it was great!
Yeah, you get to say stuff like
Hey, the bell doesn't dismiss you.
I dismiss you.
- Oh. Nice. - 'Yeah.'
Oh, and guess what? I got an audition for all my children.
- Oh, yay! - 'Yeah, it's this great part.'
This boxer named Nick.
I'm so, so right for it, you know.
He's just like me, except, but he's a boxer
and he has an evil twin.
[knock on door]
♪ Dum ta da dum ♪
Hear ye, hear ye.
Delivery from The Mattress King.
You Miss Geller?
- Okay. - Sign here.
Oh. Do I have a middle name?
Alright. Monica Faloola..
It's that bedroom there.
Hey, Monica bought a bed from The Mattress King?
Yeah. So, please, please
please don't say anything to Chandler.
You want me to lie to Chandler?
- Is that a problem? - No.
Oh, hey, hey, Nick, the boxer.
Let's see what you got.
Alright, yeah, put them up, come on.
Hey...you're pretty good at this.
Yeah, well, I had to learn. I was staying at the Y
and some of the young men weren't acting Christian enough.
Hey, now. Hey!
- And I'm bleeding. - Oh. Oh..
Wow! And I'm the vegetarian.
Alright. Well, I'm sorry.
- We'll put some ice on it. - Okay.
- Put your head back. - Alright.
- I can't see. - Oh, I have you.
(male #1) 'Which bedroom do you want it in, Miss Geller?'
Oh, it's, ah, it's the compulsively neat one
by the window, okay?