Hey I'm Grump! I'm not so Grump!
And we're the Game Grumps!
Dan: [sings along to the music] Arin: Welcome back to 'Dan sucks at Mario...
D: Oh, you son of a bitch! You told! A: ...and Arin has...'
A: "I told you not to tell anybody."
A: "It's my biggest secret." D: "You promised."
D: "You promised" A: [Breaths heavily]
A: "Your Christmas is not gonna be as good."
D: [Chuckles] Aaah! Where are you going?
A: I'm getting the coins, uh, giving me all of the points.
D: Oh, I'm back down here! A: That's fine.
A: You can just stay down there and...
A: ...be a loser. D: [Whispers] Fuck you.
A: I got the gold tunnel.
A: Hey, what the fuck, man?!
D: Wheeeyy! A: What the fuck?!
A: You are an a-hole! D: Yeey!
A: I was gonna get the goddamn go- We're going back! D: Yeey!
A: We are going back! D: Whoop, whoop.
A: It got clogged up. D: [Laughs] Yay.
A: You are a son of a bitch. D: Oh, wait...
A: We- we could have gone to a fucking gold world... D: Ye- oh, ooh.
A: ...with goddamn so many coins...
A: ...and you decided, "Ooh, I'm gonna lead the way!"
A: [Under breath] Fucking asshole.
D: Yaaay! A: Oo- Hahaa! Oh, you son of a bitch, you took the stamp!
D: It's cool, right?
A: [Deep sigh] D: [Laughs]
A: Welcome back to 'Arin slowly realizing that Dan may not be the friend that he wanted him to be'.
D: Oh, this is not good.
A: Oh, I made it to the top!
A: What the fuck, man?! You need to get your ass over here!
D: Where am I right now? A: You're over on the right...
A: ...and you need to not be, because I'm trying to get some secrets over here.
D: Where am I?
A: That's right. Thank you.
D: Whee! A: Thank you, thank you.
A: There's secrets up here, and if you don't get up here, I'm going to stab you...
A: ...with my wiener. D: Arin!
A: What? D: Finally!
A: Yes, I know.
A: It's what we've all wanted to happen.
A: Including the audience at home!
D: Well, judge-- A: Woah!
D: Woah, damn! Where're we going?
D: Oh yeah. A: We're going to secret world!
D: Oh fuck... A: [High pitched] What the fuuck!
D: I love it! A: Bro, we went to world 2 already. D: Ooh.
A: Let's- let's do it. D: That's great.
A: [Gasps] [Whispering] We got the coin stamp. D: [Whispering] Coin stamp.
A: [Whispering] Gotta make an online fucking post.
D: [Laughs] A: [Whispering] Gotta make a post online with the coin stamp.
D: [Whispering] Everyone has to go. A: [Laughs]
A: Yo, I gotta tweet this. D: Oh, wait. Because...
D: ...Since we skipped the end of the first level, does that mean we didn't save our friend?
D: [Laughs] A: Let's do this stage!
A: Conkdor Canyon. D: Okay.
A: I'm thinking that this is the best stage.
D: Yeah. A: Whooo!
A: Watch this guy, if you- if you step on its head after he does his little face smash, it'll kill ya.
A: I mean, you'll kill him. You'll kill him.
A: That's- that's what I meant to say. You'll kill him. D: Yeah.
A: So just go ahead and give it a try. D: Okay.
A: Hey, green star. D: This isn't good.
D: This game is not as good when you are small.
A: Oh, you should, uh, you should get a thing. This will probably be a thing. Yeah, see?
D: Yaay. A: Why don't you take that mega mushroom and tha bell.
D: Thank you. A:You're welcome.
D: You're a good friend. A: That's some two thousand points for you.
A: But I got the four thousand 'cause I got the green star. So fuck you.
D: Yaay. A: If you thought you were good at Mario, think again.
D: Think the fuck again.
A: [Frantic nervous sounds] D: [Panting] Scamper, scamper, scamper.
Both: [Disappointedly] Aaw. A: Can't make it up that far.
D: Really? A: Yeah, I know.
D: Oh. A: I know.
A: Nice. D: Thank you, bruh. A: Nicely done.
A: 200 points for you. D: I'm getting the higgle.- I'm getting the piggledy-higgledy of this.
A: Look. I don't want you getting all higgledy on me. D: [Laughs]
A: But this piggledy is fucked up. D: Agreed.
A: Ooh, green- green tunnel.
A: Let's see where this- Or, I'm sorry, yellow- gold...
A: I'm getting my colors mixed up. D: Wow.
A: Alright, check this. When we- when we hit this button...
A: Okay, there's-- D: [Screams]
A: Oh god, oh god, oh god... D: [Screams]
A: Uh... D: Oh!
D: Am I getting these?
A: Uh, if you stand above them. D: U-oh!
A: Whoo! D: Did I just die?
A: O-oh god! Oh god! Oh God!
A: Well. D: Well then.
A: If you had stayed alive... D: Yup.
A: ...when I died, I wouldn't have killed us both.
D: I'm having trouble with, like, the depth perception in this game.
A: Oh yeah! This game totally should have been on 3DS.
A: What the ff-- D: That was super nice of you.
D: And now I let the money come to me.
A: [High-pitched] I may be regretting my previous decisions. D: Bells!
A: Alright, fuck you. We're cats now, we gotta work together.
A: We gotta do this together.
A: We gotta do this together, while I steal all the kills and the points. We do this together.
A: You just stay back there and jump around like an idiot. D: I'm trying my best.
A: And I will save us all.
A: So, there you go.
A: Uh, this guy dies. That's 200 points for me.
A: And up here to the gold place. Where we won't die this time!
D: Heugh. Uh, wait. I'm almost there. A: Yeah?
A: [Laughs] D: Made it!
A: So dont'... don't die this time.
A: If you die-- D: Huah! Oh no! No no!
D: Okay, okay. I'm okay. A: Goddamit! Goddamit Daniel!
D: [Laughs] A: Jesus! Jesus!
D: [Laughs] It's very hard not to die there.
D: You're like, "Oh yeah! Money fountain!" And that's, like, the last thing you think.
A: Alright. This time... D: Okay. This is the one.
A: ...we're not gonna die. D: Nope.
D: Starting now.
D: Oh, that's sweet. It let's you go right from small to cat.
A: Yeah. D: I like that.
A: That's a Mario World thing.
A: Take a super m... Goddamit with the fucking platforms.
A: Don't go too far ahead! There's a green motherfucking bell up here.
A: I mean star, not bell. D: Yeah, that's what that is.
A: And you gave it to me. That 4000 points to me. So thank you.
D: I thought I got it last time. A: Yeah, but when you die, it gets reset.
D: Oh, really? A: You have to get it again.
D: Oh, let's just fucking die then
A: Wh-- Both: [Laugh]
A: Okay. D: I'm not staying alive to fucking help your life, bro.
A: Well, I mean we- we do get the green stars to be used later, so, um, you know.
D: Don't fucking-- A: We still get the green stars, but I get the crown.
D: I see.
D: Oh sweet. It's that part we're allowed to die on.
D: YEEEAH! A: Whee, and whee...
D: YEEAH! A: ...and wheee!
D: Yee- oh whoah.
A: Don't fucking die. D: Ye- oowoah.
A: If you die, I will kill you.
D: That is great.
D: WOAH! Like I go right down. A: [Laughs]
D: Okay. A: With a ground pound into the fucking abyss.
A: Alright, sweet.
A: Oh, this summons eight red coins. If you get them all, you get a thing.
A: Good, you got a thing.
A: I'll take that. That's 1000 points to me. D: You fucker.
D: Oh my god.
A: OH GOD! Oh god! Oh!
D: What a hilarious douche you are.
A: Why don't you kill these guys and get the points? D: Because I'm getting the points from the flag.
A: Oh shit. D: And from these coins.
A: Oh shit, dude. D: Yeah.
A: I didn't even think about that. Dead.
A: Let's go up here and see what this girly girl has to say. Sup!
D: Sup girl. A: Oh, she just wants to show us the rest of the stage.
D: Boink! A: Nicely done, bouncing on her.
D: Yeah well, wanted to show her my nuts.
A: I'm sure she'll never forget it.
A: And she'll hate you forever.
D: That was sweet.
A: Alright, yeah, you want- D: Oh, oh no.
A: See if you- see if you get the sta- Fuck!
A: Uh, it's mine! D: Oh, you fucker!
A: Thank you
D: Get outta here! A: What the fuck! You're an ass!
A: You are- WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK!
D: It's a hero of the wedgie!! AAAAHH! A: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!
A: You almost killed us both. D: It felt good.
D: Felt reeal good. A: Now I am tiny Peach
A: Are. You. Happy? D: Thrilled, actually.
D: Elated. A: I'm gonna jump up this fu- fucking sand castle over here.
A: I'm gonna get whatever this is. D: How did you get up there?
A: Because I- you go into the fucking sand desert. D: Oh!
D: Oh, okay. A: Aw yeah, aww yeah, check this shit out!
A: Yo, I got coins coming out the pussyyy!
A: [Beatboxes] Coins for days!
A: [More beatboxing] Coins for days!
D: I'm not that good- A: Check it, check it, check it!
D: Oh, that was a pretty sweet thing. A: Why did you throw me?
A: [More beatboxing] Coins for days!
D: Ooh, I died. A: Oh, that's too bad.
A: Yo, I'm getting so many coins, bruh.
A: And we're gonna save... D: Hey, I'm back.
A: ...Captain Toad!
D: Sweet! A: Captain Toad's my bro.
D: Whoo! A: Woah! Chill out!
A: That's for green. My green star.
D: Oh, I didn't get that? A: No.
D: Why? A: If it's green, you get it. If it's pink, I got it.
A: Because I'm the one-- D: But it is green.
A: No, I mean...
A: Wh- when the score comes up.
A: If the score is- When it says 4000... D: Whoo-o-ah.
A: Oh fuck, hold on.
D: Wheee! A: Whee- Oh god! Oh god! Nooo!
D: Yaay. A: NO! Oh, you son of a fucking bitch! D: I did it!
D: 200 points!
A: Whoo! D: In the bank!
A: I am a tiny baby.
D: Ooh. A: Everybody loves me.
A: Hey, there's Mario. D: Sweet, got a stamp.
D: That's gonna look good in our collection.
A: [Whispering] Are you- are you going to put it on the first page?
D: Wow, another close one. A: Yup.
A: Looks like I won the crown. And I'm still not as tall as you are.
A: But that's okay. D: That's fine.
D: The crown adds height.
D: Ooh. A: Oh shit, it's a Bowser stage
A: Yo, we're never gonna be able to do that.
A: 'Cause we didn't get enough green stars in the last levels.
D: Ooh. A: 'Cause we skipped right ahead.
D: Shit. A: Oh shit, we can post a Miiverse now.
A: Holy fuck dude.
D: I might learn a trick or two.
A: Do I wanna enable? Yes. D: Of course.
D: Thank you. Wha- I don't know what we just did.
A: Well now there's gonna be people.
A: See? There's a dude
A: He says, "This game is super fun so far!" D: Thanks Paul!
A: Yeah, no problem.
A: Hey, what, uh, what does Klondike have to say?
A: Oh, it's a-- D: That's not a word.
A: That is, uh, that is art. D: Yeah, well done.
A: If ever there was...
A: Let's give it- let's give it a 'yeah'.
D: Are these actual people? A: Yeah.
A: Oh... Oh... Ooh.
D: Ooh. A: I haven't started Miiverse on this. I can't post... D: [Mumbles in the background]
A: Well next time on Game Grumps! D: Oh, Alright!
A: We're gonna do he dark stage! D: Yeah!
D: Yeah! A: Yeah!
D: Yeah! A: Yeah! D: Yeah!
A: Do not fucking jump.
A: [Singing] I am macho madness, I love macho madness, macho madness yeah yeah
A: [Singing] Macho madness, oh yeah macho madness.