Oh my God, yeah
A lot of things have been happening over the years...
This past year I had a...
The opportunity to be on a reality show
And things kind of worked out a little weird
But aye, I all i can say is the winner
The winner is the winner
And he did what he did, and he got what he got
This ain't bad for sixth place is it?
I'm not the last comic standing
But I'm the only one with a Comedy Central special
I know my mom is here tonight
And she's like...
I love my mom
She's over here you guys, just say hi to her
That little woman made me...
And she tells everybody
No, he came out of here
Aye nombre, this is the road to success
She is not shy
She cracks me up though man
Because she likes what I do
Because it's working
But she still doesn't get the jokes
It's not that she doesn't speak English
Cause she speaks perfect English
She just doesn't see me as a comedian
She sees me as her son
I can't tell her a joke cause then she questions it
And kills it, right?
I could tell her something like, ya know...
Mom, why'd the chicken cross the road?
And I'll get
Who let out the chicken?
It's a joke
It's no joke baboso
You know how much I paid for those chickens?
Oh you never mind
It's cool though man
She's seen me do a lot of things
A lot of people say well, you gave your mom a shout out
What about your dad?
Well he's not in the picture
Might as well put some beans out there
My father... Was a Mariachi
Way... Oh I swear to God dude
He's one of those straight up you know...
And my mom hooked up with him about 30 plus years ago one night
And uh... ya know
Nine months later
Then I came out
So I have a vague memory of my father
I knew him until I was about, you know
Maybe four years old
And then apparently they got the band back together
And he took off
And I don't remember...
Exactly what he looks like it
And sometimes I'll take mom to dinner
And I'll go Mom just... you know
I don't mean to bug you about this but
You know... what...
What does he look like, you know?
Do you have any photos or anything, I can get an idea and stuff?
And my mom, she's funny
She grabs the hot sauce
He looks like that
He looks just like that
For those of you that don't know
There's a picture of a mariachi on a bottle of hot sauce
But yeah so uh... We're doing ok...