Yo Gambol, somebody here for you
They say they've just killed the Joker
They brought the body
So, he dead, that's 500
How about alive, hmm?
You wanna know how I got these scars?
My father was...
a drinker, and a fiend
And one night
he goes off, crazier than usual
Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself
He doesn't like that.
Not
one
bit.
So, me watching...
He takes the knife to her
Laughing while he does it
He turns to me
Heh
And he says
"Why so serious?"
He comes at me with the knife
"Why so serious?"
Sticks the blade in my mouth
"Let's put a smile on that face
And...
Why so serious?
Now.
Our operation is small, but,
There's a lot of potential for...
...aggressive expansion
So which of you fine gentlemen would like to join our team?
Oh.
There's only one spot open right now so
we're gonna have...
...tryouts.
Make it fast.
