Hi, baby, hey you alright, yep, I'm great have you borrowed Randy's trousers
All right, Jonathan, so I hear you've made friends with Kenneth yes, and
You didn't do too well
Okay, okay, you gonna do better than that okay? Well do you think you can win?
I think I could why
Um because I'm different and I have I have an amazing personality that if you put me through
You'll see you'll see it. What are you gonna say god Bless America, right?
God bless america
And that I love
Stand beside her and guide her
Sends real good
he's been practicing a lot of stairs in the holding room, so he's
He sounds like he's ready. I've got my arms and my fingers crossed for
The oceans white with foam
God Bless America
My home sweet
Beautiful I
Think you I think the spirit that you have and you do have a great personality I
Think I don't think this competition is right for you, but I appreciated your audition look Jonathan
No, you're a nice guy right. I like you, but this is not
The career path for you
It's enough okay
Thank you, Jonathan. Thanks for coming out do I always believe in yourself because?
You'll make it through much on the right to know me when you're not strong
And I'll be your friend, I'll help you carry
on
No
It won't be long
Till I'm gonna need somebody
To me you know oh
This has been one of the worst days. We've ever had and
You are probably the worst. We've had today. I want to be singing. Sorry seems to be the hardest words
Just admit it would say hello first of all tarik. Yeah, hi. How's it gone? What's going down baby? Nothing nothing really?
So Derek it says here that you you think you sound like Chris Brown and the Eagles
You big Chris Brown fan. Um. I just like how he touches young kids all around this world. You know right? It's great beautiful
What are you gonna sing sorry seems to be the hardest word John Kerry
What do I go?
What do I gotta do to make you love me? What do I gotta do to make?
one or
Doing lightning strikes me. Hey. Don't wait to find that you're not there
What do I gotta do to make you want me?
What do I gotta do to be heard what I say it's all
And sorry seems to be the hardest words. It's sad
So sad why can't we talk it over?
Oh, it seems to me the sorry seems to be the hardest word
Thank You Derek
That was catchy
Multi Derek a lot of people you're channeling through that
Who was the first voice which one was that the little small?
That was little Derek
Rubbish Derek, you don't sound like Chris Brown. You don't sound like the Eagles maybe an eagle
Yeah, it was just like there were 20 of you in there and every one of them was horrible. That was the problem
Okay, sorry Derek all right. Thanks
I
Still feel your touch when you sleep next to me I
Still feel your kiss on my lips
The good and the bad times
We've been through them all
you make me rise when I
Cuz everytime we touch I get this feeling and everytime we touch I reach the skies
I'm kind of nervous. Oh my god
That's okay. Take your time. Yeah, you guys are awesome
I'll do amazing by the way. Thank you so try again
Sure, yeah, okay?
Cuz everytime we touch I get this feeling and everytime
I'm so nervous. I forget the lyrics, but I I have this down pat
I used to do that all the time you did yeah forget what I'm singing so when you get really into something
Sometimes and you can see that you're really into that song. I am I'm so excited to be here
I'm gonna be the next America. I want to inspire people like Michael Jackson spired me. No you don't never inspired me you
Know that's the whole thing even the fact that you were singing like that with a beard made it even more strange
You know you sing like a three-year-old girl dress like the Toya Jackson you've got a beard the whole thing was just too weird
Insanity laughs under pressure with Kraken can we give ourselves one more chance
Why can't we give love that one more chance?
Why can't we give up?
It was almost as bad as it can possibly get Hren I mean the intro in particular that why not God
Rena I don't want to hear anything more from you because I just hated the audition
Because his pointless you're not going to go through to the next round
I don't understand why you want why you won't give me a chance. Maybe why cuz I just heard you sing
okay, but I have ten years of training, so I don't understand why you tell me ten years ago that I wasn't good because
Because I wasn't your teacher
I'm sorry, but hey. It's really cool
You get to audition on the show and you get to be on TV on your favorite show that's good news this new Brenna
No it didn't work, sweetie, huh, I have a degree in in vocal performance
All right Brenda. It's a no Donny
Are you sure positive is there anything that I can do to improve lead?
That's horrible oh, I think I am what they are looking for it's not that many redheads you see on TV this day and age
It's true that in fact that I look like carrot top sort of but you know something everyone says I'm way cooler than him
Steven what's up, man?
How you doing sir okay? So you're known as red. Yes, sir. I am and your real name is Steven
Yes, sir okay Steven why?
Did you enter this competition? I like competition I?
Figured what what the heck take a chance?
Yeah, have you seen the show I?
Honestly, I've only seen it a couple of times. I try to keep busy as much as possible
I don't know that much, but you know what it's all about. Yes, sir. Okay, who you
Yes, okay
I
Counsel new country as well Oh
Stephen
I've heard some weird auditions in my life
But I've got to tell you that is possibly the weirdest I've ever heard in my life. I mean it was
It was like a one-year-old singing
No, I'm not being harsh Stephen if that's what it was like I mean it was
Weird oh I'm also a little of practice as well to me last time. I took formal lessons was back in high school
All right, I would have been struck to say
Back, then I was getting always annoying concert
Choir you think that would win you this?
competition actually with some practice and with uh with
Some coaching I can actually win it I think there is just lack of practice in coaching, which is the problem yes, sir
Who should be your coach? Well of course I Minh thinks that he knows it all and knows what the hell
He's talking about bring it on what I do bring it on come on you think you're so damn hot
Coach me. I couldn't
she would be like coaching a
One-legged man to win 100-meter sprint. You know I may be a great coach, but if you haven't got it. You haven't got it
Hey the way I see it. Don't don't be about it, or don't hey
Don't think about be about it. All right. Don't sing it. Just bring it all right
Ridiculous if you don't mind me say hey, and I'm not being rude
Yes or no Simon no Paula
Sorry
Hello, Misha
How are you so your whole name is uh?
Darwin Misha Reedy, and what are you doing, Misha? I'm a student and a writer. What kind of stuff
Do you write I've written a novel actually about a singing competition
hmm actually there's a character inspired by u s-- i'm
Inspired you to
enter this
while i've been watching this show from season one and
Actually, my mom kind of encouraged me
Alright, so what's your singing today i'm singing. Don't you buy the Pussycat Dolls
Is your mom here, yes, she came along with you
Yes, you want to bring your mom man does that help you yeah, that would be fine with me. Yeah, okay, okay?
If you were one of the judges, and she's sang-woo hi there
Welcome to American Idol season six thank you you just need to swap hey you two don't here
So she's gonna perform this song don't you have you heard her do that I've heard her sing it
I do believe in her talent. That's very beautiful
Fact we incidentally both together wrote oh nothing. I mentioned that yes, that's right
Actually she used to dance when she was you know to your music. Yeah, I love your music
Everything in her home, but straight up with straight. Oh
Don't you buy the pussycat don't believe I know I'd stay right there
Okay, that's fine right there great I
Know you like me. I know you do
That's why whenever I come around. She's all
Over you and I know you
Wanted it's easy to see and in the back of your
And nope you should be on with me
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't you know?
Well okay, I mean could I try something else could I just do a little bit of Sweet Home
Alabama and stuck doing Sweet Home, Alabama
Joey okay, I wouldn't
Okay, I'm not being rude no
That was apps for me sitting here mom you can come over a polling okay?
All right as a mother. Can you stand listening that oh? I think you know she's you know very nervous. I am I am
yeah, I'm nervous sort of son you know Sweet Home, Alabama because she's
Warm up right right? I should have done that yeah girls nice to meet you
Describe that moment right then when you first laid out on Jen I have been waiting for this Jennifer Lopez
For more years and I can even put into words right now. Oh
What are you gonna think?
For you, it's one of my favorite songs. Okay. Do the stool somewhere?
Grab that one right there
From this time
For you
Sweetie
You're a sweetheart
The vocals you know not strong enough
It's just not dude so sweet. I really wanted your vocals to be where your personality is verges on man
Yes, they are I have one
On rare occasions, can you split art up into subjective and objective?
subjective being opinion objective being
right or wrong
And this is very easy to say the your singing just wasn't there so we should vote it's okay
I have to say now Ronald Simon doesn't know nervous Douglas yeah
Yeah, yeah, um can I do like the warm-up set thing or something yeah, please?
Dr.. Thomas is gonna play
I
Just did that as a warm-up wait got it or nothing so that wasn't the audition okay?
I guess I'll start my addition Alec. Okay, yeah
Okay, what do you nursing? I'm gonna. Do I'm living on prayer by Bon Jovi of course, okay?
She says we got hold on do what we got
Makes no difference if we make it or not we got each other. That's a lot for love. We'll
Give it a shot
Never on a prayer take my hand and we'll make it I swear
On a prayer there'll be on a prayer
What the bloody hell was that this is a weirdest audition man?
Okay, I know I was rough on that I know it wasn't good the wonder
About the 2030 notes on that one was wrong yeah
Yeah taking a drink of water take a deep breath relax. Why are you bothering with this?
Okay Douglas, you know what we're gonna have to speed it up. Just a little bit because you know why?
Saturday so you holdin hands of something new sit well cash so I can throw a couple my composure just like
Douglas just keep going round and round where you are Douglas Douglas
Douglas I don't want to hear any more of this stupidity. Well. I said I'm worried about it fuckin screw up like this
Well you did and you're sweating and you're nervous and you're walking around it actually just try one song at a time
no, and you'll whispering and more songs and
Doing all this strange stuff
Wow you really projected on that one I was trying to better yeah
Was it you saying it was better no?
You projected on that
Yes, all right. No one in a million years is ever gonna pay to hear you sing
Fuck if you're never gonna do this the tightness that you were feeling opened up a little bit. Oh come on
Force is tight you cannot resonate it can make you
Son-of it matters
Take you somewhere safe
Thank you, they're gonna take you to a safe place
Yes patan okay, my name is crystal. I just I want to hear about your suntan okay
I'm singing and I'm tying you by Jennifer no no no I want to hear about your suntan. Oh my suntan yeah
Go tanning no
But I don't think that's the main importance here like nobody is quite prominent
You're 16, and it's the most
Strange look makeup ten. I have ever seen in my life
Yeah
I'm singing you bye, Jennifer. Yeah
There's no
What did your mother think about this my mother
She's so happy for me and even I think I'm sorry either way, but does she encourage this whole look
She I think I look good, and I don't care
I mean Gary into bed your individual you have yourself. I have myself
And I want to meet your mother
Bring your mommy okay? I
Need that spectacle in focus
See Simon wanted to know what you thought about I wondered where she got her inspiration from now I know
Simon Says yes or no absolutely no from me
Let me finish a song. We don't usually let people finish. Yeah, we could hear you're not ready for something like I
know that
Okay, nice to meet you nice to meet you
Before you went in that room you obviously thought you you had everything that it would take to make it through to the next round
I don't care what they say this is not the next round
I'm the next is when I become a sorry American Idol is not in the next round no before you want it you
Cared what they would say right?
Otherwise you make the videos
Are you did she write again on the show right you want to show?
But I mean is this most important thing in my life. You know right, but before you went in was it today
No, okay
But if you would have made it through it it up in know have you to becoming Idol would it be the most important. Yeah
You
