-Hey! Hey, over here! Hey, bag-face.
Hey! Hey, bag-face, hey!
Hey, bag-face, it looks like you had a little plastic surgery.
Thanks for the hand, buddy. Geez.
Whoa, hey! Hey pistachios, hey!
-Dude, he's talking to us. -What do you want to do?
-Don't say anything. -Does this look all right?
It feels lopsided. -It's so itchy!
-Hey, pistachios! Hey!
Pistachios, hey! Over here!
-It's not pistachio, okay?
-Uh, then what are you?
-Whoa-whoa-whoa, take it down, buddy.
-There's a caterpillar on your lip... and it's got friends!
-These aren't caterpillars, dude. They're mustaches.
-Nuh-uh, those are caterpillars.
-Dude, that's not even a real thing.
-Uh-huh, ask Pear.
-Did someone say pistachio-eating caterpillars?
-I told you we should've gone with sombreros.
-I know, I know.
-You pistachios are goners.
-Look, for the last time, we're not pistachios.
-Yeah, pistachios are, like, delicious. -Exactly.
-And we're not. -Nope.
-That's right, 'cause we're mustachios.
-And that's a totally different thing.
-(all, murmuring) Yes, uh-huh, that's right.
-Yeah, whatever. Clearly you guys are nuts.
[laughs] -Hey-hey-hey, look buddy.
If we were tasty pistachios, our flavor would've given us away.
-Guys, it's okay. We're not gonna eat you.
-Of course not, 'cause we're not pistachios.
-Oh, come on. The shells? The green center?
The giant freaking bag that said "pistachios" on it?
-[sniffling]: Boy, it's getting hot in here.
Kind of getting the sniffles here.
-Shut up, Barry.
-You'd be a lot cooler if you weren't wearing a lip-warmer.
[laughs] Ooh, I know.
Let me get you a fuzz-buster. [laughs]
I get the feeling that the answer to this mystery is right under your nose.
-Um, Orange, they don't have noses.
-You're an apple. -Yep, and we're mustachios.
End of story. You guys have a great day.
We gotta get going now.
-[sneezes] [others gasp]
-It's okay, guys. It's just allergies.
-Ah, Barry. -What? What is it?
-Whoa! Talk about a close shave. [laughs]
-Are you trying to get us killed?
-How hard is it to wear a mustache?
-Glue it back on. Glue it back on. Somebody!
-See? I told you we should've gone with sombreros.
[others scream, Barry's shell cracks]
-Oh, my God! I'm naked, I'm naked.
-Whoa! -Oh, I can't look.
-Stop looking at me.
[screaming and shell-cracking continue]
-Whoa! Poor pistachios. They're getting shellacked.
Oh geez, Barry. We should've left you in the bag.
-Man, sorry about your friends, little dude.
-Yeah, those guys really cracked me up. [laughs]
-Yeah well, I guess that's just the price you pay for being so darn wonderful.
Everybody wants a piece of you.
There's danger lurking everywhere.
One minute everything's cool,
and then suddenly there's a giant hand reaching out to crush you.
Who knows? Next time it could be a... a...
-A pistachio-eating caterpillar?
-[chuckles] Yeah, good one, Orange.
-That wasn't a joke.
-[gasps] Pistachio-eating caterpillar! -Huh?
[caterpillar snarls] Oh, ah! No!
[shell cracks] -[munches]
[groans] I hate it when those guys don't shave.
Captioned by SpongeSebastian