Practice English Speaking&Listening with: Pewdiepie's Funniest Doki Doki Moments

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Someone please kill me. If anyone would like to... come in and pop one in the back

while I played this that would be great.

but if she's going to chase after me like this,

I almost feel better off running away

People used to do that when I was a kid.

There's no way I'm going to your club.

EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Welcome to the litere cle

ture

thch-cla-club

See this is why I don't do reading games

Jesus Christ

Sayori's always nice

Says alwa-

*face palm*

Oh my gahd what voice...

Shrsly

cm st dwn pwdspi

we mde a room fr u et de tble

se u cn sit next to mee and me-

ok are u ready

tada

EHHHHHHH

Sure might as well

YAAYee

dnt wry gyyyssss

pwdspi awys gves es bst knwn s he hvin fun

???

lk c00k n clnen mey room

EHEHHEH

Srry sumimasen

wayt

akchtulli im nt srry at all

ITS UR FULT FR SLEEPN LIK DAT

DIS ISNT DE NAPIN CLUB

Does our school really have a napping club?

*why*

ehheheh

ehhh

EEHHHh

dis is

SO FNNY

This is really strange for me to read

I hope you realise that.

eeegles can fly

monkeys can climb

*actually it's on screen so you can read that*

What in the world

Why am I reading poems

In a video game

And I'm genuinely

entertained by it

ahahaha

Yr going thru a lot over just 1 cookie

MEY NAM IS MICKY MOUSE

Wow

They all want me

So bad

This is just like real life for me guys

Anime babes left and right

You don't understand my struggle

Here's Monika's writing tip of the day

YAy

Sometimes

you'll find yourself facing a difficult decision

When that happens

Don't forget to save your game.

*Wat now*

I just have back pain fairly regularly

so I do my best to manage it

Is that so?

I wonder why that is

It's most likely because my...

Your posture...

right?

Always hunched over like that while reading...

EEEH YHIS

I take the chocolate and place it in her mouth...

And I feel her hot breath on my finger

OK EVERYBODY

TKSH-CH

MONIKA

CH-IT WAS JUST GETTING HOT

FAh

Tll Mnika I wsn't feelng wll, ok?

C U TMROW

Before I can say anything else, Sayori cheerfully walks out of the classroom

Humming to herself

What is going on with this Waman

Besides I'm pretty sure

She already got a boyfrind

*angry pewds*

EXCUSE ME

WAIT, REALLY?

Yeah a fictional one anyway

*facepalm*

well there's not really anything wrong with that

Alright?

Men have waifus

wwwwww

Waman have

Stagnating air is coming foreshadowing to that something terrible is about to happen

Are they foreshadowing the foreshadowing?

The foreshadowing?

This is many layers

iv hd rely bd depresin mey hole lyfe

Oh my- I can't do that voice now anymore

Jeez

The game just got real

dd u now dat

pwdsipi

Sayori is-

hugging me back

Despite my arms being wrapped around her,

Sayori has her arms remain

at her sides

she starts sobbing next to my ear

mnnewo

dnd to dis te mi

I wish I didn't give her such a dumb voice...

It's so wrong...

Then

she reaches into her bag once more and pulls out a pocket knife

Oh my Gahd

It's a horror game

After all

EHHHH

The knife is strangely beautiful

What are-

What are ye saying?

If you promise you won't be weirded out?

Yeah

I promise

Okay

Alright

The thing is

I'm kind-

Oh that's great

OH

Look at the time!

It would seem I have to go

And find another gerl-

Without Warning..

Yuri puts my finger in her mouth

and licks the wound...

that's normal

I feel her tongue

Curl around my finger

Yuri takes a step closer to me then briefly squeezes my hand

How am I supposed to respond to that?

I don't even get a chance too..

As Yuri suddenly pulls back

Sayori??

Uh-Oh

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhheh

ah noooooooooooooooo

*pain*

et mks mi rlly hppy

tdt u mde sch good

FREINDS

Sayori's smile finally breaks

All of a sudden she turns around and drops to her knees

*scream sound*

ehhhuuuu

So sorry

I'm so sorry

I don't know how to make that sound *even though he made that sound countless times before*

I I brought a guest with me

eH

Thank you

Well

I'm back at the literature club

I was last to come in so everyone else is already hanging out

Oh Wow

Thank you for keeping your promise pewdsiepie

Making you dive headfirst into literature when you're not accustomed to it...

OH wo-ah-ahwow

OH I'm here now

HelLo

It's me Monika

Oh okay

You looking for something in there?

*OOF*ING MONIKAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

what the

But I'll tell you one thing Pewdsiepie

Consider-

OhoH-WoOoOh

Don't judge a boook

Don't judge a boooooooook

Hey Natsuki

Yeah?

Suddenly Natsuki collapses straight into me

H-HEY-EY-Y

OH WOA-A-OH

OhH

oKaY

Thats...

SUPER

OHh

It keeps going

Oh

She started it!

ohH-OHhhh

ah-eh wh-wa-what

wa-wh-wha is

Natsuki

OH

SOREY

YURI

OH-AH-NATSUKI THEN

OHH AI-AY

OHHH

AHH

WOW

okayy

THA-OH HEY how you

hey-ey Monika

Wow

In Sweden we have this song:

That's extremely annoying

but also very catchy, going

hey hey monika hey potay monika

Hey Monika hey Potay Monika

um..

UM.

hey pewdsiepie

Why don't we step outside a lil bit?

ok?

This is so good oh wow what a great option I think I'll

Oh wow what a great option

I think I'll go with...

Whistle

Oh wow what great poem Natsuki

This is so good

Is this a code?

I wonder

Oh.

Why didn't you come read with me today?

I was waiting for you

I was waiting for a long time

It was the only thing I had to look forward to today

Why did you ruin it?

Do you like Yuri more?

I think you're better off not associating with her...

Are you listening to me?

Yuri is...

Yuri is a sick...

Freak

That should be obvious by now...

So just play with me instead....

Okay?

You don't hate me pewdsiepie...

Do you?

Do you hate me?

Do you want to make me go home crying?

The club is the only place I feel safe

Don't ruin that for me...

Don't ruin it.

Please

Just stop talking to Yuri

Play with me instead

That's all I have

Play with me.

PLAY WIT MEH

*run at neckbreak speed*

AH-HOOH

S-*oof*

oh..

no...

oh my gahd

Who should I show my poem next?

who?

I'm kind of indifferent I guess

Oh...

oH...

Okay...

nObOdY

wOuLd CrY

iF sHe kIld HeRsElF

OH...

Okay these berkehs are still alive

So...

and I'm trying to romance

Nats-Natsuki

okay? Don't judge, alright FBI Please get off my case

It's just we already tried with Yuri

And I wanna see where- And I don't think it matters

I don't think it matters

What the

ohhhHHHOH

SORRY

SOOOO-RRRYYYYY

I CLICKED WARM AND PEACEFUL

COMFORT

SUNNY

HOLIDAY-*aa*

OHH-OHH

SORRY SORRY SORR-YYY

I didn't, I shouldn't have clicked thato ne

PRAYER

DAZZLE

ANIMEEEEHHH

LUCKYYYYY

LOLIPOAAAAAPP

OCEAN

YAAAYYY-EY-EY-EY

And I guess another girl would be nice this time

So

Natsuki...

Nobody Cares

Why don't you look for some

under the vending machine or something?

BTA

BA

PH

Oh....ohh...

I'M BACK

I just want...

to look..

at you...

OHH....

OHOH

WOW

OH

U-UM

ITS TIME TO SHARE PAOMS

Oh..

Wow

I changed MA MIND

IGNOR EVYTHIN U JUST RED

THERS NO POINT in

in trying to do anything

It's Yuri's own fault

tHaT sHe'S sO uNlIkaBlE

CaN u HeAr Me PeWdSpIe

If you would just spent more time with Monika all these problems would go away

Yuri and I are too messed up for someone as beautiful-WONDERFUL as you

just think of Monika from now on

just mon-

JUST MONIKA

JUUSST MONIKA

just monika

just

just

oh just

Monika

ah

ah wow

that's great

JUST

MONIKA

ehhh I think MONika

Hey Monika

I worked really really hard on this poem

so

I hope

Uhh

That's it

uhh effective

here it goes

Oh wow Monika it- it is the best

Oh jeez that really startled me

umm

WoW that's sUper NoICE

AH

it's

OH- there you are

do you like it?

I wrote it for you

In case you couldn't tell the poem is about...

Ah of course

More importantly I endowed it with my scent

So aren't I the most

thoughtful person in the club

I don't know..

Oh yes or no?

Great Question

Greaat

Question

Well Monika clearly

'Yay you picked me'

and crawl inside of you...

OKAY

you are truly the light in my world

when there's nothing else in this game for me you're here to make me smile will you

Will you make me smile every day from now on

Pewdsiepie will you go out with me?

Umm

What a great question

let me..

Let me think about that.. Uh...

yes

did I do it right?

no she's still..

What?

WT?

DIS

WAT IS DIS

H NOH,

NOH...

DIS CNAT B IT

DIS CNT BE AL THRE IS

WAT IS DIS?

wHERe AM I?

MAKE IT STOP

PLEASE MAKE IT STOP

OH the game crashed

oh great

So that was another ending

And that's all it does, great, fantastic, sorry, sorry about that

hi

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