Someone please kill me. If anyone would like to... come in and pop one in the back
while I played this that would be great.
but if she's going to chase after me like this,
I almost feel better off running away
People used to do that when I was a kid.
There's no way I'm going to your club.
Welcome to the litere cle
See this is why I don't do reading games
Sayori's always nice
Oh my gahd what voice...
cm st dwn pwdspi
we mde a room fr u et de tble
se u cn sit next to mee and me-
ok are u ready
Sure might as well
dnt wry gyyyssss
pwdspi awys gves es bst knwn s he hvin fun
lk c00k n clnen mey room
akchtulli im nt srry at all
ITS UR FULT FR SLEEPN LIK DAT
DIS ISNT DE NAPIN CLUB
Does our school really have a napping club?
This is really strange for me to read
I hope you realise that.
eeegles can fly
monkeys can climb
*actually it's on screen so you can read that*
What in the world
Why am I reading poems
In a video game
And I'm genuinely
entertained by it
Yr going thru a lot over just 1 cookie
MEY NAM IS MICKY MOUSE
They all want me
This is just like real life for me guys
Anime babes left and right
You don't understand my struggle
Here's Monika's writing tip of the day
you'll find yourself facing a difficult decision
When that happens
Don't forget to save your game.
I just have back pain fairly regularly
so I do my best to manage it
Is that so?
I wonder why that is
It's most likely because my...
Always hunched over like that while reading...
I take the chocolate and place it in her mouth...
And I feel her hot breath on my finger
CH-IT WAS JUST GETTING HOT
Tll Mnika I wsn't feelng wll, ok?
C U TMROW
Before I can say anything else, Sayori cheerfully walks out of the classroom
Humming to herself
What is going on with this Waman
Besides I'm pretty sure
She already got a boyfrind
Yeah a fictional one anyway
well there's not really anything wrong with that
Men have waifus
Stagnating air is coming foreshadowing to that something terrible is about to happen
Are they foreshadowing the foreshadowing?
This is many layers
iv hd rely bd depresin mey hole lyfe
Oh my- I can't do that voice now anymore
The game just got real
dd u now dat
hugging me back
Despite my arms being wrapped around her,
Sayori has her arms remain
at her sides
she starts sobbing next to my ear
dnd to dis te mi
I wish I didn't give her such a dumb voice...
It's so wrong...
she reaches into her bag once more and pulls out a pocket knife
Oh my Gahd
It's a horror game
The knife is strangely beautiful
What are ye saying?
If you promise you won't be weirded out?
The thing is
Oh that's great
Look at the time!
It would seem I have to go
And find another gerl-
Yuri puts my finger in her mouth
and licks the wound...
I feel her tongue
Curl around my finger
Yuri takes a step closer to me then briefly squeezes my hand
How am I supposed to respond to that?
I don't even get a chance too..
As Yuri suddenly pulls back
et mks mi rlly hppy
tdt u mde sch good
Sayori's smile finally breaks
All of a sudden she turns around and drops to her knees
I'm so sorry
I don't know how to make that sound *even though he made that sound countless times before*
I I brought a guest with me
I'm back at the literature club
I was last to come in so everyone else is already hanging out
Thank you for keeping your promise pewdsiepie
Making you dive headfirst into literature when you're not accustomed to it...
OH I'm here now
It's me Monika
You looking for something in there?
But I'll tell you one thing Pewdsiepie
Don't judge a boook
Don't judge a boooooooook
Suddenly Natsuki collapses straight into me
It keeps going
She started it!
THA-OH HEY how you
In Sweden we have this song:
That's extremely annoying
but also very catchy, going
hey hey monika hey potay monika
Hey Monika hey Potay Monika
Why don't we step outside a lil bit?
This is so good oh wow what a great option I think I'll
Oh wow what a great option
I think I'll go with...
Oh wow what great poem Natsuki
This is so good
Is this a code?
Why didn't you come read with me today?
I was waiting for you
I was waiting for a long time
It was the only thing I had to look forward to today
Why did you ruin it?
Do you like Yuri more?
I think you're better off not associating with her...
Are you listening to me?
Yuri is a sick...
That should be obvious by now...
So just play with me instead....
You don't hate me pewdsiepie...
Do you hate me?
Do you want to make me go home crying?
The club is the only place I feel safe
Don't ruin that for me...
Don't ruin it.
Just stop talking to Yuri
Play with me instead
That's all I have
Play with me.
PLAY WIT MEH
*run at neckbreak speed*
oh my gahd
Who should I show my poem next?
I'm kind of indifferent I guess
iF sHe kIld HeRsElF
Okay these berkehs are still alive
and I'm trying to romance
okay? Don't judge, alright FBI Please get off my case
It's just we already tried with Yuri
And I wanna see where- And I don't think it matters
I don't think it matters
I CLICKED WARM AND PEACEFUL
SORRY SORRY SORR-YYY
I didn't, I shouldn't have clicked thato ne
And I guess another girl would be nice this time
Why don't you look for some
under the vending machine or something?
I just want...
ITS TIME TO SHARE PAOMS
I changed MA MIND
IGNOR EVYTHIN U JUST RED
THERS NO POINT in
in trying to do anything
It's Yuri's own fault
tHaT sHe'S sO uNlIkaBlE
CaN u HeAr Me PeWdSpIe
If you would just spent more time with Monika all these problems would go away
Yuri and I are too messed up for someone as beautiful-WONDERFUL as you
just think of Monika from now on
ehhh I think MONika
I worked really really hard on this poem
here it goes
Oh wow Monika it- it is the best
Oh jeez that really startled me
WoW that's sUper NoICE
OH- there you are
do you like it?
I wrote it for you
In case you couldn't tell the poem is about...
Ah of course
More importantly I endowed it with my scent
So aren't I the most
thoughtful person in the club
I don't know..
Oh yes or no?
Well Monika clearly
'Yay you picked me'
and crawl inside of you...
you are truly the light in my world
when there's nothing else in this game for me you're here to make me smile will you
Will you make me smile every day from now on
Pewdsiepie will you go out with me?
What a great question
Let me think about that.. Uh...
did I do it right?
no she's still..
WAT IS DIS
DIS CNAT B IT
DIS CNT BE AL THRE IS
WAT IS DIS?
wHERe AM I?
MAKE IT STOP
PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
OH the game crashed
So that was another ending
And that's all it does, great, fantastic, sorry, sorry about that