Someone please kill me. If anyone would like to... come in and pop one in the back
while I played this that would be great.
but if she's going to chase after me like this,
I almost feel better off running away
People used to do that when I was a kid.
There's no way I'm going to your club.
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Welcome to the litere cle
ture
thch-cla-club
See this is why I don't do reading games
Jesus Christ
Sayori's always nice
Says alwa-
*face palm*
Oh my gahd what voice...
Shrsly
cm st dwn pwdspi
we mde a room fr u et de tble
se u cn sit next to mee and me-
ok are u ready
tada
EHHHHHHH
Sure might as well
YAAYee
dnt wry gyyyssss
pwdspi awys gves es bst knwn s he hvin fun
???
lk c00k n clnen mey room
EHEHHEH
Srry sumimasen
wayt
akchtulli im nt srry at all
ITS UR FULT FR SLEEPN LIK DAT
DIS ISNT DE NAPIN CLUB
Does our school really have a napping club?
*why*
ehheheh
ehhh
EEHHHh
dis is
SO FNNY
This is really strange for me to read
I hope you realise that.
eeegles can fly
monkeys can climb
*actually it's on screen so you can read that*
What in the world
Why am I reading poems
In a video game
And I'm genuinely
entertained by it
ahahaha
Yr going thru a lot over just 1 cookie
MEY NAM IS MICKY MOUSE
Wow
They all want me
So bad
This is just like real life for me guys
Anime babes left and right
You don't understand my struggle
Here's Monika's writing tip of the day
YAy
Sometimes
you'll find yourself facing a difficult decision
When that happens
Don't forget to save your game.
*Wat now*
I just have back pain fairly regularly
so I do my best to manage it
Is that so?
I wonder why that is
It's most likely because my...
Your posture...
right?
Always hunched over like that while reading...
EEEH YHIS
I take the chocolate and place it in her mouth...
And I feel her hot breath on my finger
OK EVERYBODY
TKSH-CH
MONIKA
CH-IT WAS JUST GETTING HOT
FAh
Tll Mnika I wsn't feelng wll, ok?
C U TMROW
Before I can say anything else, Sayori cheerfully walks out of the classroom
Humming to herself
What is going on with this Waman
Besides I'm pretty sure
She already got a boyfrind
*angry pewds*
EXCUSE ME
WAIT, REALLY?
Yeah a fictional one anyway
*facepalm*
well there's not really anything wrong with that
Alright?
Men have waifus
wwwwww
Waman have
Stagnating air is coming foreshadowing to that something terrible is about to happen
Are they foreshadowing the foreshadowing?
The foreshadowing?
This is many layers
iv hd rely bd depresin mey hole lyfe
Oh my- I can't do that voice now anymore
Jeez
The game just got real
dd u now dat
pwdsipi
Sayori is-
hugging me back
Despite my arms being wrapped around her,
Sayori has her arms remain
at her sides
she starts sobbing next to my ear
mnnewo
dnd to dis te mi
I wish I didn't give her such a dumb voice...
It's so wrong...
Then
she reaches into her bag once more and pulls out a pocket knife
Oh my Gahd
It's a horror game
After all
EHHHH
The knife is strangely beautiful
What are-
What are ye saying?
If you promise you won't be weirded out?
Yeah
I promise
Okay
Alright
The thing is
I'm kind-
Oh that's great
OH
Look at the time!
It would seem I have to go
And find another gerl-
Without Warning..
Yuri puts my finger in her mouth
and licks the wound...
that's normal
I feel her tongue
Curl around my finger
Yuri takes a step closer to me then briefly squeezes my hand
How am I supposed to respond to that?
I don't even get a chance too..
As Yuri suddenly pulls back
Sayori??
Uh-Oh
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhheh
ah noooooooooooooooo
*pain*
et mks mi rlly hppy
tdt u mde sch good
FREINDS
Sayori's smile finally breaks
All of a sudden she turns around and drops to her knees
*scream sound*
ehhhuuuu
So sorry
I'm so sorry
I don't know how to make that sound *even though he made that sound countless times before*
I I brought a guest with me
eH
Thank you
Well
I'm back at the literature club
I was last to come in so everyone else is already hanging out
Oh Wow
Thank you for keeping your promise pewdsiepie
Making you dive headfirst into literature when you're not accustomed to it...
OH wo-ah-ahwow
OH I'm here now
HelLo
It's me Monika
Oh okay
You looking for something in there?
*OOF*ING MONIKAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
what the
But I'll tell you one thing Pewdsiepie
Consider-
OhoH-WoOoOh
Don't judge a boook
Don't judge a boooooooook
Hey Natsuki
Yeah?
Suddenly Natsuki collapses straight into me
H-HEY-EY-Y
OH WOA-A-OH
OhH
oKaY
Thats...
SUPER
OHh
It keeps going
Oh
She started it!
ohH-OHhhh
ah-eh wh-wa-what
wa-wh-wha is
Natsuki
OH
SOREY
YURI
OH-AH-NATSUKI THEN
OHH AI-AY
OHHH
AHH
WOW
okayy
THA-OH HEY how you
hey-ey Monika
Wow
In Sweden we have this song:
That's extremely annoying
but also very catchy, going
hey hey monika hey potay monika
Hey Monika hey Potay Monika
um..
UM.
hey pewdsiepie
Why don't we step outside a lil bit?
ok?
This is so good oh wow what a great option I think I'll
Oh wow what a great option
I think I'll go with...
Whistle
Oh wow what great poem Natsuki
This is so good
Is this a code?
I wonder
Oh.
Why didn't you come read with me today?
I was waiting for you
I was waiting for a long time
It was the only thing I had to look forward to today
Why did you ruin it?
Do you like Yuri more?
I think you're better off not associating with her...
Are you listening to me?
Yuri is...
Yuri is a sick...
Freak
That should be obvious by now...
So just play with me instead....
Okay?
You don't hate me pewdsiepie...
Do you?
Do you hate me?
Do you want to make me go home crying?
The club is the only place I feel safe
Don't ruin that for me...
Don't ruin it.
Please
Just stop talking to Yuri
Play with me instead
That's all I have
Play with me.
PLAY WIT MEH
*run at neckbreak speed*
AH-HOOH
S-*oof*
oh..
no...
oh my gahd
Who should I show my poem next?
who?
I'm kind of indifferent I guess
Oh...
oH...
Okay...
nObOdY
wOuLd CrY
iF sHe kIld HeRsElF
OH...
Okay these berkehs are still alive
So...
and I'm trying to romance
Nats-Natsuki
okay? Don't judge, alright FBI Please get off my case
It's just we already tried with Yuri
And I wanna see where- And I don't think it matters
I don't think it matters
What the
ohhhHHHOH
SORRY
SOOOO-RRRYYYYY
I CLICKED WARM AND PEACEFUL
COMFORT
SUNNY
HOLIDAY-*aa*
OHH-OHH
SORRY SORRY SORR-YYY
I didn't, I shouldn't have clicked thato ne
PRAYER
DAZZLE
ANIMEEEEHHH
LUCKYYYYY
LOLIPOAAAAAPP
OCEAN
YAAAYYY-EY-EY-EY
And I guess another girl would be nice this time
So
Natsuki...
Nobody Cares
Why don't you look for some
under the vending machine or something?
BTA
BA
PH
Oh....ohh...
I'M BACK
I just want...
to look..
at you...
OHH....
OHOH
WOW
OH
U-UM
ITS TIME TO SHARE PAOMS
Oh..
Wow
I changed MA MIND
IGNOR EVYTHIN U JUST RED
THERS NO POINT in
in trying to do anything
It's Yuri's own fault
tHaT sHe'S sO uNlIkaBlE
CaN u HeAr Me PeWdSpIe
If you would just spent more time with Monika all these problems would go away
Yuri and I are too messed up for someone as beautiful-WONDERFUL as you
just think of Monika from now on
just mon-
JUST MONIKA
JUUSST MONIKA
just monika
just
just
oh just
Monika
ah
ah wow
that's great
JUST
MONIKA
ehhh I think MONika
Hey Monika
I worked really really hard on this poem
so
I hope
Uhh
That's it
uhh effective
here it goes
Oh wow Monika it- it is the best
Oh jeez that really startled me
umm
WoW that's sUper NoICE
AH
it's
OH- there you are
do you like it?
I wrote it for you
In case you couldn't tell the poem is about...
Ah of course
More importantly I endowed it with my scent
So aren't I the most
thoughtful person in the club
I don't know..
Oh yes or no?
Great Question
Greaat
Question
Well Monika clearly
'Yay you picked me'
and crawl inside of you...
OKAY
you are truly the light in my world
when there's nothing else in this game for me you're here to make me smile will you
Will you make me smile every day from now on
Pewdsiepie will you go out with me?
Umm
What a great question
let me..
Let me think about that.. Uh...
yes
did I do it right?
no she's still..
What?
WT?
DIS
WAT IS DIS
H NOH,
NOH...
DIS CNAT B IT
DIS CNT BE AL THRE IS
WAT IS DIS?
wHERe AM I?
MAKE IT STOP
PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
OH the game crashed
oh great
So that was another ending
And that's all it does, great, fantastic, sorry, sorry about that
hi
