Put your finger here -> 5
Put your finger here -> 4
Put your finger here -> 3
Put your finger here -> 2
Put your finger here -> 1
Okay but if a puppy do that is cute
he- hello i'm German, and i bet you an invisible pizza that your breath smell awful in the morning
Hello, I'm German
and the topic of the week is...
The inlaws are wonderfull people
They are like your second parents
They are the best thing that could exist
Okay, i told that, now put the gun down
No! Until you marry with my daughter!
I'm not going to lie
Meet you inlaws maybe could be the most horrible experience of your life
And the worst is that it not depends on you
Well, say that your are going the first time to your inlaws' home
They open the door and you say this:
Good evening Sir, Ms, my name is German and i'm here to date with your lovely daughter
I'm a student in engineering and im from a family with good tradition
My intentions with your daughter are the best
well, you can say that, but what the father hears is completely different:
Hi! i'm a perverted of 20 years
My only intention is still the virginity and inocent of your daughter
i'm a ganster that sell drugs on the corner
i pretend to impregnate your daughter, dissaper and not take care of the children
Ah! and i make videos on the internet (subscribe)
Doesn't matter what do you say or do
in their eyes you always are going to be the bastard that want to impregnate their daughter
And this not happen only if you are a man, if you are a woman is the other way around
Doesn't matter what do you say, His mother always is going to hear the same:
Hi, i'm a quiff of fourth that the only that wants is have all the money of your sun
i'm going to be pregnant by the way, to have him and break his life
i work on night, i have my own corner
ah! and i make videos on the internet
Sometimes the people hear only what they want to hear
After you spend all that stage when you are prejudged
Comes the part when you have to talk with your inlaws
What a thrill!
And there is when you want to jump from the tenth floor headlong
Say that you are in your date's house
*I don't know why i'm doing this*
Say that you are in your date's house and his father tell you this:
Hey, can we talk privately?
Dont worry! it's just an friendly conversation
but in reality what's he wants to tell you is...
Hey can we talk privately?
In a place where no one hears your screams as i stabbed you over and over and over again
hihihi maybe not
but the first time that you talk with your inlaw privately...
Sssss... you perspire until the knees
A tip: always have your knees' deodorant
you never know when you will need it
Believe me, you don't want that in the street the people tell you
Dirty! Smelly! to knee!
The thing is that talk with your inlaws is scary
At least the first time
you feel like in a interrogation
Are you German?
What are your intentions with my daughter?!
i... i don't know
How is that that you don't know?!
i... i just want to make her happy sir
And you think that i as her father don't make her happy?!
No, No, No, i didn't want to say that
Do you think that you are better than me?!
After you go through that beatiful stage
Comes the stage where they doesn't hate you, but neither you like them
They only tolerate you because for a reason their daughter looks happy with you
You go to their house quite often
Everything is fine! Everything is nice... while your partner is in the room.
Because in the moment that she isn't there...
...and i told her suck the dog! Hahahaha :')
Ups, i have to go to the bathroom, back in the shooting
and what's up?
Ahh the awkward silences, so cutes!
When you are in that stage everything you do adds or subtracts points
You have to be very careful in what you say
As you know I´m an expert saying the most stupid things on the worst time
So, based in my expernce
And thigs that I have said
THE TEN THINGS THAT YOU NEVER HAVE TO SAY TO YOUR INLAWS
Inlaw, let me say you that your daughter is so good on the bed
Mother in law, some say that that you just have to look the mother to know how´ll be her daughter in the future
So honey, tomorrow I ´LL INSIGN YOU TO A GYM
Honey when your parents die this house will be ours, right?
If someday we have children I hope their not like the grandpa, HORRIBLES
Inlaws, Are you still having sex?
´Cause WOW, for your age it have to be grotesque
Mother in law, Why didn´t you shve your mustache?
EIGHT(*no i didn´t have jump the number, the thing is that inyour school taught you wrong. So blame is on your teachers.*)
Father in law, and think that the woman that every day I kiss came of THAT BALLS
Mother in law, if you were 40 years younger and I was 80 years older...
YOUR DAUGHTER INFECT ME WITH AIDS
As a final tip I want to say you
That if you have inlaws
RUN!, RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!
And if my Father in law is watching this video
I´M KIDDING, you´re my favorite inlaw
Who´s the most pretty, cute , adorable, and the most hugging thing, (Ancient one lazy son of your...)
If a zombie bites your hand, and the only way to save you is by cutting your arm...
Will you do it or you´ll prefer to be a zombie?
By firts, I maybe will run in circles like a little scary girl
And after that I would decide to be a zombie..
I´d have a zombie wife, a zombie child, and a zombie dog
It wouldn´t be so bad?
And the best thing
I´d have to take a shower never again!
I´d save water like a crazy
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AND SEE YOU THE NEXT WEEK
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