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he- hello i'm German, and i bet you an invisible pizza that your breath smell awful in the morning

Hello, I'm German

and the topic of the week is...

Dear Inlaws

The inlaws

The inlaws are wonderfull people

They are like your second parents

They are the best thing that could exist

Okay, i told that, now put the gun down

No! Until you marry with my daughter!

I'm not going to lie

Meet you inlaws maybe could be the most horrible experience of your life

And the worst is that it not depends on you

Well, say that your are going the first time to your inlaws' home

They open the door and you say this:

Good evening Sir, Ms, my name is German and i'm here to date with your lovely daughter

I'm a student in engineering and im from a family with good tradition

My intentions with your daughter are the best

well, you can say that, but what the father hears is completely different:

Hi! i'm a perverted of 20 years

My only intention is still the virginity and inocent of your daughter

i'm a ganster that sell drugs on the corner

i pretend to impregnate your daughter, dissaper and not take care of the children

Ah! and i make videos on the internet (subscribe)

Doesn't matter what do you say or do

in their eyes you always are going to be the bastard that want to impregnate their daughter

And this not happen only if you are a man, if you are a woman is the other way around

Doesn't matter what do you say, His mother always is going to hear the same:

Hi, i'm a quiff of fourth that the only that wants is have all the money of your sun

i'm going to be pregnant by the way, to have him and break his life

i work on night, i have my own corner

ah! and i make videos on the internet

Without clothes

Sometimes the people hear only what they want to hear

After you spend all that stage when you are prejudged

Comes the part when you have to talk with your inlaws

What a thrill!

And there is when you want to jump from the tenth floor headlong

Say that you are in your date's house

*I don't know why i'm doing this*

Say that you are in your date's house and his father tell you this:

Hey, can we talk privately?

Dont worry! it's just an friendly conversation

but in reality what's he wants to tell you is...

Hey can we talk privately?

In a place where no one hears your screams as i stabbed you over and over and over again

hihihi maybe not

but the first time that you talk with your inlaw privately...

Sssss... you perspire until the knees

A tip: always have your knees' deodorant

you never know when you will need it

Believe me, you don't want that in the street the people tell you

Dirty! Smelly! to knee!

The thing is that talk with your inlaws is scary

At least the first time

you feel like in a interrogation

Are you German?

yes...

Higher!

Yes.... :'(

What are your intentions with my daughter?!

i... i don't know

How is that that you don't know?!

i... i just want to make her happy sir

And you think that i as her father don't make her happy?!

No, No, No, i didn't want to say that

Do you think that you are better than me?!

Answer!

After you go through that beatiful stage

Comes the stage where they doesn't hate you, but neither you like them

They only tolerate you because for a reason their daughter looks happy with you

You go to their house quite often

Everything is fine! Everything is nice... while your partner is in the room.

Because in the moment that she isn't there...

...and i told her suck the dog! Hahahaha :')

Ups, i have to go to the bathroom, back in the shooting

Okay... haha...

and what's up?

shh!

Ahh the awkward silences, so cutes!

When you are in that stage everything you do adds or subtracts points

You have to be very careful in what you say

As you know I´m an expert saying the most stupid things on the worst time

So, based in my expernce

And thigs that I have said

This are....

THE TEN THINGS THAT YOU NEVER HAVE TO SAY TO YOUR INLAWS

ONE

Inlaw, let me say you that your daughter is so good on the bed

TWO

Mother in law, some say that that you just have to look the mother to know how´ll be her daughter in the future

So honey, tomorrow I ´LL INSIGN YOU TO A GYM

THREE

Honey when your parents die this house will be ours, right?

FOUR

If someday we have children I hope their not like the grandpa, HORRIBLES

FIVE

Inlaws, Are you still having sex?

´Cause WOW, for your age it have to be grotesque

SIX

Mother in law, Why didn´t you shve your mustache?

EIGHT(*no i didn´t have jump the number, the thing is that inyour school taught you wrong. So blame is on your teachers.*)

Father in law, and think that the woman that every day I kiss came of THAT BALLS

NINE

Mother in law, if you were 40 years younger and I was 80 years older...

Grrrrrrrr... ;)

TEN

...

YOUR DAUGHTER INFECT ME WITH AIDS

!!!!!!!

As a final tip I want to say you

That if you have inlaws

RUN!, RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!

And if my Father in law is watching this video

I´M KIDDING, you´re my favorite inlaw

Who´s the most pretty, cute , adorable, and the most hugging thing, (Ancient one lazy son of your...)

QUESTION!

If a zombie bites your hand, and the only way to save you is by cutting your arm...

Will you do it or you´ll prefer to be a zombie?

By firts, I maybe will run in circles like a little scary girl

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:v!!!!!!!!!!

And after that I would decide to be a zombie..

I´d have a zombie wife, a zombie child, and a zombie dog

It wouldn´t be so bad?

And the best thing

I´d have to take a shower never again!

I´d save water like a crazy

ANYWAY!!

This was the video of the week

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Who the hell knows where is the SUSCRIBE BUTTON NOW

Stupid and sensual YouTube...

STOP CHANGING!!!

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And in my not so beauty Twitter

UGLY

The links are down in the descripction of this video

If the f***king guys of YouTube hasn´t put it in another place

A PSICOLOGIC HUNG, OF that ones that you give to your teddy bear when no one is waching

AND SEE YOU THE NEXT WEEK

good-BYE!!

*FEELING EVERY DAY SUNSET-HEARTBREAK*

HELLO, I´M CLINO...

SSSSSSIGN

I AM VERY HOT

What do you think about this hot sign?

What do you think sign?

OOH, IT FELT DOW

IT FELT DOWN!

NOW WHAT I DO WITH THE SIGN?

OOO, PLEASE BREATH SIGN

DON´T FELT AGAIN SIGN!

THE SIGN WAS IS SAVED!

THE SIGN HAS BEEN SAVED

I´M SO HAPPY :´)

SING, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

And I´m not drunk

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