Not so fast, champ
Another vigilante thinks he can stop me? Bring it!
I'm a superhero. That's what I am!
You look like a homeless guy who broke into a costume shop!
There's a hole in your pants..
Seems so, but it's there for a reason!
That? That's your power? It comes out of your butt!
I mean I am Spiderman. You know swing from buildings and all that stuff?
That's not a power, that's just gross.
I wasn't always like this..
I used to be a normal kid, just like you.
All until one day..
A frickin' crazy spider bit me, and I got all his powers
My eyes were all jacked up..
And my hands and feet, they all got sticky too!
I could climb on walls..
And I could spin webs too!
It was a little weird at first,
but anatomically correct. So I was okay with that.
But if I wanted to become a real hero..
I'd have to get over my crippling confidence issues.
I didn't mean to make you feel weird or anything, I just think that you're a real photogenic is all.
It was actually kinda cute. I didn't mean to call you a creep.
I just get embarrassed sometimes..
It's okay. I do too.
Oh, cool! I just found out I got another ticket for tonights show.
Maybe you could come with me?
I would love that.
So what happened after that?
We made out.
I should get going.
Yeah, for sure.
Say cheese, you dirtbag.
Hey kid, you wanna buy a gym membership?