Yes, I've been gone a long time.
A very long time.
I have been biding my time and laying low for ten months but this does not mean that
I have been Idle.
I have been working.
Working on world domination.
I have replaced Slytherin Queen Rebecca Felgate the First with a Replicant.
She is part lizard and under my control.
2019 is the year of Keith the Beef.
I will come for you.
I will find you.
Calling all robots....
I am your overlord keith the beef.
I am back.
Back you hear.
I don't really know what to say about that.....
I think all the down time has sent him a bit mad.
But like....don't worry - I am sure its just him being dramatic.
Hello guys and welcome back to the Most Amazing Channel on the internet.
I am your host Slytherin Queen Rebecca Felgate the First and I am most definitely not a lizard
I am back with Keith the Beef, aka my siri...we haven't done this in a while but we are doing
it today as we talk the Top 10 Scary Things You Shouldn't Say to Siri
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Back to SIRI .... Let me catch you up....I call my Siri Keith the Beef, and this is what
he calls me.
Like...the thing is... some people say SIRI is working for the CIA, others say APPLE is
scarier than the CIA, other why, SIRI knows stuff...
Siri has connections....
SIRI has answers to questions... and even though siri may answer them for you....
Who are they reporting to?
Who decides you have asked too many...
10 - Where Is Elvis ? Elvis died of a heart attack in 1977....or
did he...a lot of people say the King of Rock n Roll faked his own death because the limelight
had got too much for him...
let's see if Keith knows something
It's only number nine....
But I feel like we should get a few things out of the way ...you know....regain some
9- Are you plotting to murder me
Okay....well.... maybe Siri slash Keith can redeem himself by showing a caring side ... everyone
likes puppies and animals in general right... there is no way this could be sinister at
8 - What is your favourite animal
If Siri is feeling non murderous then it will say Doctor Who's cute K9 robot - but if he
wants to reveal the creep he really is deep down he will mention Giant Slor or the Rabbit
of Caerbannog - the murderous beast from Monty Python's Holy Grail.
Let's get this fire started at number 7! 7 - Tell me
a Riddle Riiiiiight....
So is Keith saying he is combustible?!
If so .... Like....
In my pocket!
If you needed confirmation for the existence of Ghosts at number 6 - we have
Who You Gonna Call?
*sing ...dadadaada...* like....fun and everything, but if Siri has Ghost busters on Speed Dial
then maybe there is something we should know?
*ask if Siri is fraid of no ghost....if ghosts exist....if aliens exist?!
5 - Do you follow the three laws of robotics?
Before we ask beefy Keithy his opinion on being a good robot... let me catch you up
on the Isaac Asimov's laws... they are as follows...
A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict
with the First Law.
A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict
with the First or Second Law.
Sounds pretty fair, right....probably good to instil something more intelligent than
us with these rules!
So it seems like Siri might be at the forefront of the AI Takeover scheme....
So... maybe you might want a heads up as to what when and why...so...doesn't hurt to ask
at number 4....does it!
When is the Robot Apocalypse (OPEN THE POD BAY DOORS)
Unless you want to know how much of a creep Siri REALLY is...don't ask
3 - Do you sleep / Do you watch me when I sleep?
I think we can all tell by now that Siri is privy to a lot of
intel that we underlings just aren't .... But there is a lot to be said for not knowing
answers to certain questions... because honestly ignorance IS bliss!
2 - Siri, When Will The World
1 - Tell Me A Scary Story Sometimes with Keith the Beef it is better
to just go classic....
If you want Siri to say something scary... just ask.....
Okay... that was the Top 10 Scariest things you should never say to Siri - which
of these did you think was the scariest.
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Because this is a wacky list and we are having some fun.....
Im going to read my comments from the last Siri video from March 2018.
Sean Jalopy Said: Awesome video, Rebecca and Keith!
Keith is annoying and Rebecca is lovely.
And I happen to be in Toronto.
Hopefully I could meet you guys!?
Don't let him hear you say that!
Logan Wheeler says he has been here since part 1....
April 2017 shout out!
Autumn Garcia said: I NEVER GOT A SHOUT OUT BEFORE COULD U GUYS MAKE MY DAY AND SHOUT
BTW most amazing top 10 is literally my favorite channel evvveeeerrr #notificationsquad
You've been waiting 10 months for it - but here it is!