STEVE: YOU READY?
HEATHER: YES, READY.
STEVE: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK,
PLEASE. [BELL DINGS]
HERE WE GO. WHAT ONE WORD WOULD
YOU SAY WHEN SOMEONE ASKS YOU
THIS QUESTION? HOW ARE YOU?
HEATHER: FINE.
STEVE: ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10,
HOW MUCH DO YOU GOSSIP?
HEATHER: 10.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING A PERSON
MIGHT GET CAUGHT IN.
HEATHER: UH, A LIE.
STEVE: NAME A FOOD THAT MIGHT BE
EITHER WHITE OR BROWN.
HEATHER: BREAD.
STEVE: HOW OFTEN DO YOU FLOSS?
HEATHER: ONCE A WEEK.
[BELL RINGS]
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
LYLE: WHOO!
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, HEATHER.
WHAT ONE WORD WOULD YOU SAY WHEN
SOMEONE ASKS YOU THIS QUESTION?
HOW ARE YOU? YOU SAID...
FINE. SURVEY SAID...
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10, HOW MUCH
DO YOU GOSSIP? YOU SAID...
10. JUST RUNNING YOUR
MOUTH, AIN'T YOU? SURVEY SAID...
SAID...
NAME SOMETHING A PERSON MIGHT
GET CAUGHT IN. YOU SAID...
A LIE. SURVEY SAID...
NAME A FOOD THAT MIGHT BE EITHER
WHITE OR BROWN. YOU SAID...
BREAD. SURVEY SAID...
HOW OFTEN DO YOU FLOSS?
YOU SAID...
ONCE A WEEK. SURVEY SAID...
ALL RIGHT.
["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYS]
ALL RIGHT, MIKE, HEATHER GOT 76.
MIKE: WHOO! YEAH!
STEVE: YOU NEED 124.
MIKE: YOU GOT IT.
STEVE: THIS IS VERY DOABLE.
GONNA BE A LITTLE BIT TOUGHER
THIS TIME, SO WE'LL GIVE YOU 25
SECONDS. YOU READY?
MIKE: I'M READY.
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S REMIND
EVERYBODY OF HEATHER'S ANSWERS.
25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK.
[BELL DINGS] HERE WE GO.
WHAT ONE WORD WOULD YOU SAY WHEN
SOMEONE ASKS YOU THIS QUESTION?
HOW ARE YOU?
MIKE: JUST FINE.
STEVE: TRY AGAIN.
MIKE: REALLY GREAT.
STEVE: ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10,
HOW MUCH DO YOU GOSSIP?
MIKE: 5.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING A PERSON
MIGHT GET CAUGHT IN.
MIKE: A LIE.
STEVE: TRY AGAIN.
MIKE: STEALING.
STEVE: NAME A FOOD THAT MIGHT BE
EITHER WHITE OR BROWN.
MIKE: GRAVY.
HOW OFTEN DO YOU FLOSS?
MIKE: EVERY DAY.
[BELL DINGS]
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
[INDISTINCT SHOUT]
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET'S
SEE. WHAT ONE WORD WOULD YOU SAY
WHEN SOMEONE ASKED YOU THIS
QUESTION? HOW ARE YOU?
YOU SAID...
GREAT. SURVEY SAID...
GOOD. GOOD WAS THE NUMBER ONE
ANSWER. YOU NEED 113. SCALE OF
1 TO 10, HOW MUCH DO YOU GOSSIP?
YOU SAID...
5. SURVEY SAID...
5. 5 WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER.
NAME SOMETHING A PERSON MIGHT
GET CAUGHT IN. YOU SAID...
STEALING. SURVEY SAID...
STORM AND RAIN WAS NUMBER ONE.
YOU NEED 83 POINTS. NAME A FOOD
THAT MIGHT BE EITHER WHITE OR
BROWN. YOU SAID...
GRAVY. SURVEY SAID...
YEAH, THAT'S SOUTHERN, THAT'S
RIGHT. RICE. RICE WAS THE NUMBER
ONE ANSWER.
YOU NEED A BIG ONE. HOW OFTEN DO
YOU FLOSS? YOU SAID...
EVERY DAY. SURVEY SAID...
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
ONCE A DAY WAS THE NUMBER ONE
ANSWER. $5.00 A POINT.
THAT'S 835 BUCKS. BUT, FOLKS,
THEY'RE COMING RIGHT BACK ON
"FAMILY FEUD." I'M STEVE HARVEY.
WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME, FOLKS.
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, YOU READY?
MIKE: I'M READY.
STEVE: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK,
PLEASE. COME ON, MAN.
AT WHAT AGE DOES A PERSON
SURRENDER TO THE BATTLE OF THE
BULGE?
MIKE: 50.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE LUG
TO THE BEACH.
MIKE: UH, BEACH TOWEL.
STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK.
KING BLANK.
MIKE: DAVID.
STEVE: NAME A U.S. STATE THAT
BORDERS AN OCEAN.
MIKE: CALIFORNIA.
STEVE: WHAT'S AMERICA'S
FAVORITE HOLIDAY PIE?
MIKE: APPLE PIE!
STEVE: COME ON, MAN.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, MAN, AT WHAT
AGE DOES A PERSON SURRENDER TO
THE BATTLE OF THE BULGE?
YOU SAID...
50. SURVEY SAID...
MIKE: YEAH. COME ON, MAN.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE LUG
TO THE BEACH. YOU SAID...
BEACH TOWEL. SURVEY SAID...
MIKE: YEAH!
STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK.
KING BLANK. YOU SAID...
KING DAVID. SURVEY SAID...
THAT WAS A GOOD ANSWER.
MIKE: PEOPLE DON'T READ THE
BIBLE.
STEVE: YEAH, RIGHT, NO, THEY
DON'T KNOW NOTHIN' ABOUT THE
BIBLE. NAME A U.S. STATE THAT
BORDERS AN OCEAN. YOU SAID...
CALI. SURVEY SAID...
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
STEVE: WHAT'S AMERICA'S
FAVORITE HOLIDAY PIE?
YOU SAID...
APPLE. SURVEY SAID...
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYS]
STEVE: KYLE, LISTEN TO ME.
WE HAVE A CHANCE HERE. NOW, MIKE
DID AN OUTSTANDING JOB. MIKE GOT
YOU 156 POINTS.
[KYLE WHISTLES]
STEVE: YOU NEED 44. 44 TO WIN
THE MONEY. IT'S GONNA BE A
LITTLE TOUGHER THIS TIME, SO
WE'LL GIVE YOU 25 SECONDS.
YOU READY?
KYLE: I'M READY.
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S REMIND
EVERYBODY OF MIKE'S ANSWERS.
25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE.
HERE WE GO.
AT WHAT AGE DOES A PERSON
SURRENDER TO THE BATTLE OF THE
BULGE?
KYLE: 50.
STEVE: TRY AGAIN.
KYLE: 40.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE LUG
TO THE BEACH.
KYLE: UH, FOOD.
STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK.
KING BLANK.
KYLE: PASS.
STEVE: NAME A U.S. STATE THAT
BORDERS AN OCEAN.
KYLE: UH, MAINE.
STEVE: WHAT'S AMERICA'S FAVORITE
HOLIDAY PIE?
KYLE: APPLE.
STEVE: TRY AGAIN.
KYLE: CHERRY.
STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK.
KING BLANK.
KYLE: KING MATTRESS.
STEVE: KING WHAT?
KYLE: MATTRESS.
STEVE: KING MATTRESS.
MIKE: COME ON!
KYLE: STEVE, DON'T BE DOIN' THAT
TO ME. A KING MATTRESS.
YOU PROBABLY GOT ONE.
STEVE: KING MATCHES?
KYLE: MATTRESS.
STEVE: OH, KING MATTRESS.
KYLE: AND WE KNOW IT'S A ZERO,
BUT COME ON.
STEVE: OH, YEAH, OH, KING
MATTRESS. HEY, FOLKS, KING
MATTRESS. YEAH.
LYLE: MAN, DANG IT. COME ON,
STEVE.
STEVE: COME ON, MAN.
KYLE: COME ON, PLEASE.
WE GOT THIS.
STEVE: WE NEED 44. AT WHAT AGE
DOES A PERSON SURRENDER TO THE
BATTLE OF THE BULGE? YOU SAID...
40. SURVEY SAID...
THERE YOU GO. 50. 50 WAS THE
NUMBER ONE ANSWER. NAME
SOMETHING PEOPLE LUG TO THE
BEACH. YOU SAID...
FOOD. SURVEY SAID...
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYS]
STEVE: COOLER AND FOOD TIED FOR
THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER.
KING KONG.
CALIFORNIA NUMBER ONE ANSWER.
APPLE PIE NUMBER ONE ANSWER.
THERE WE GO. THAT'S THE WAY TO
GET IT DONE. THAT'S A TWO-GAME
TOTAL, 20,835 BUCKS. AND THEY'RE
COMING RIGHT BACK ON "FAMILY
FEUD." I'M STEVE HARVEY. WE'LL
SEE YOU NEXT TIME, FOLKS.
STEVE: WELCOME BACK TO THE
"FEUD," EVERYBODY. THE GRANGER
FAMILY WON THE GAME.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
AND NOW IT'S TIME TO PLAY--
AUDIENCE: FAST MONEY.
MIKE: WHOO! YEAH.
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, MIKE. KYLE IS
OFFSTAGE. I'M GOING TO ASK YOU
5 QUESTIONS IN 20 SECONDS. YOU
CAN'T THINK OF SOMETHING, JUST
SAY PASS. YOU AND KYLE TOGETHER
COME UP WITH 200 POINTS, LOOK
RIGHT THERE, TELL THEM WHAT
YOU'RE GONNA WIN.
MIKE: $20,000. WHOO! YEAH!
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, YOU READY?
MIKE: YES, SIR.
STEVE: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK,
PLEASE. COME ON, MIKE.
COME ON, STEVE. NAME SOMETHING
A NEWLY-DIVORCED MAN MIGHT HAVE
TO GO OUT AND BUY FOR HIMSELF.
MIKE: CAR.
STEVE: ON A SCALE OF ONE TO 10,
HOW SERIOUSLY DO CELEBRITIES
TAKE MARRIAGE?
MIKE: 5.
STEVE: NAME A DISH YOU DON'T
NEED A RECIPE TO MAKE.
MIKE: SPAGHETTI.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING SPECIFIC
YOU MIGHT KEEP IN A SAFE.
MIKE: MONEY.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING AN
ELEPHANT AND A HIPPOPOTAMUS HAVE
IN COMMON.
MIKE: THICK SKIN.
[BELL DINGS]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, BUDDY. NAME
SOMETHING A NEWLY-DIVORCED
MAN MIGHT HAVE TO GO
OUT AND BUY FOR HIMSELF.
YOU SAID GOT TO GET A CAR.
SURVEY SAID...
ON A SCALE OF ONE TO 10, HOW
SERIOUSLY DO CELEBRITIES TAKE
MARRIAGE? YOU SAID 5. SURVEY
SAID...
NAME A DISH YOU DON'T NEED A
RECIPE TO MAKE. YOU SAID
SPAGHETTI. SURVEY SAID...
NAME SOMETHING SPECIFIC YOU
MIGHT KEEP IN A SAFE. YOU SAID
MONEY. SURVEY SAID...
MIKE: YEAH.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING AN
ELEPHANT AND HIPPOPOTAMUS HAVE
IN COMMON. YOU SAID THICK SKIN.
SURVEY SAID...
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
THAT'LL WORK. COME ON, KYLE.
ALL RIGHT, KYLE, WE CAN GET IT
DONE. MIKE DID ALMOST EXACTLY
WHAT HE NEEDED TO DO. HE GOT YOU
97 POINTS.
KYLE: THERE YOU GO.
STEVE: YOU NEED 103 TO WIN. WE
GOT A SHOT. GONNA BE A LITTLE
BIT TOUGHER THIS TIME, SO WE'LL
GIVE YOU 25 SECONDS. READY?
KYLE: MM-HMM.
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S REMIND
EVERYBODY OF MIKE'S ANSWERS.
25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE.
NAME SOMETHING A NEWLY-DIVORCED
MAN MIGHT HAVE TO GO OUT AND BUY
FOR HIMSELF.
KYLE: NEW WARDROBE.
STEVE: ON A SCALE OF ONE TO 10,
HOW SERIOUSLY DO CELEBRITIES
TAKE MARRIAGE?
KYLE: ZERO.
STEVE: NAME A DISH YOU DON'T
NEED A RECIPE TO MAKE.
KYLE: SPAGHETTI.
STEVE: TRY AGAIN.
KYLE: A SANDWICH.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING SPECIFIC
YOU MIGHT KEEP IN A SAFE.
KYLE: A GUN.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING AN
ELEPHANT AND A HIPPOPOTAMUS HAVE
IN COMMON.
KYLE: HUGE.
ZAC: GOOD JOB, GOOD JOB.
[BELL DINGS]
MIKE: COME ON, BABY. COME ON,
BABY.
STEVE: COME ON, MAN, LET'S GO.
NAME SOMETHING A NEWLY-DIVORCED
MAN MIGHT HAVE TO GO OUT AND BUY
FOR HIMSELF. YOU SAID WARDROBE.
SURVEY SAID...
FURNITURE.
KYLE: FURNITURE.
STEVE: FURNITURE WAS NUMBER ONE.
SCALE OF ONE TO 10, HOW
SERIOUSLY DO CELEBRITIES TAKE
MARRIAGE? YOU SAID A DAMN ZERO.
THAT AIN'T ONE TO 10.
KYLE: OH, MAN!
STEVE: BUT SURVEY SAYS...
KYLE: OH, YOU GOT TO BE ONE TO
10. MY BAD.
STEVE: ONE WAS THE NUMBER ONE
ANSWER.
KYLE: AH, THAT'S WHAT I MEAN,
STEVE.
STEVE: ONE. THAT'S WHAT YOU
MEANT. YOU WOULD HAVE HAD IT.
KYLE: DANG IT.
STEVE: COME ON, MAN, WE NEED A
BUNCH. LET'S GO. NAME A DISH YOU
DON'T NEED A RECIPE TO MAKE. YOU
SAID SANDWICH. SURVEY SAID...
PASTA AND NOODLES WAS NUMBER
ONE. THAT'S WHY MAC AND CHEESE
IS A PASTA, SO HE ALREADY SAID
THAT.
KYLE: I GOT YOU.
STEVE: WE NEED A BUNCH. LET'S
GO. NAME SOMETHING SPECIFIC YOU
MIGHT KEEP IN A SAFE. YOU SAID
A GUN. SURVEY SAID...
KYLE: THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
STEVE: MONEY. MONEY WAS THE
NUMBER ONE ANSWER. 74 POINTS.
NAME SOMETHING THAT AN ELEPHANT
AND A HIPPOPOTAMUS HAVE IN
COMMON. YOU SAID THEY'RE BOTH
HUGE. SURVEY SAID...
KYLE: OH. THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
STEVE: SIZE AND WEIGHT WAS
NUMBER ONE. WELL, $5.00 A POINT,
THAT'S 880 BUCKS. THEY GOT A
3-DAY TOTAL OF 21,715 BUCKS, AND
THEY'RE COMING RIGHT BACK ON
"FAMILY FEUD." I'M STEVE HARVEY.
WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME, FOLKS.
STEVE: READY?
MIKE: YES, SIR.
STEVE: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK,
PLEASE. COME ON, MIKE. WE ASKED
100 MEN, HOW LONG WOULD YOU HAVE
TO BE LOST BEFORE YOU ASK FOR
DIRECTIONS?
MIKE: A DAY.
STEVE: NAME A PLACE EVERYONE
LOVES TO GO.
MIKE: DISNEY WORLD.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU LIKE
TO HAVE ON YOU AT ALL TIMES.
MIKE: GUN.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING A
WEATHERMAN MIGHT LOSE IN A
HURRICANE.
MIKE: HIS TOUPEE.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING PARENTS
NEED A LOT OF.
MIKE: MONEY.
[BELL DINGS]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
MIKE: I DON'T KNOW, STEVE.
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE. WE
ASKED 100 MEN, HOW LONG WOULD
YOU HAVE TO BE LOST BEFORE YOU
ASKED FOR DIRECTIONS? YOU SAID
A WHOLE DAY.
MIKE: THAT'S ME, BABY.
STEVE: SURVEY SAID...
MIKE: AHH.
STEVE: NAME A PLACE EVERYONE
LOVES TO GO. YOU SAID DISNEY
WORLD. SURVEY SAID...
MIKE: WHOO!
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU LIKE
TO HAVE ON YOU AT ALL TIMES. YOU
SAID A GUN. MAN.
SURVEY SAID...
MIKE: AH, STEVE.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING A
WEATHERMAN MIGHT LOSE IN A
HURRICANE. YOU SAID HIS TOUPEE.
SURVEY SAID...
WOW.
NAME SOMETHING PARENTS NEED A
LOT OF. YOU SAID MONEY. SURVEY
SAID...
ALL RIGHT.
COME ON, KYLE, LET'S GO.
ALL RIGHT, KYLE. WE NEED SOME
POINTS NOW. MIKE GOT 60.
KYLE: OH, MAN.
STEVE: YOU NEED 140. YOU COULD
DO IT, THOUGH. GONNA BE A LITTLE
BIT TOUGHER THIS TIME, SO WE'RE
GONNA GIVE YOU 25 SECONDS. YOU
READY?
KYLE: I'M READY.
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S REMIND
EVERYBODY OF MIKE'S ANSWERS.
25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE.
WE ASKED 100 MEN, HOW LONG WOULD
YOU HAVE TO BE LOST BEFORE YOU
ASKED FOR DIRECTIONS?
KYLE: AN HOUR.
STEVE: NAME A PLACE EVERYONE
LOVES TO GO.
KYLE: CHUCK E. CHEESE.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU LIKE
TO HAVE ON YOU AT ALL TIMES.
KYLE: MONEY.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING A
WEATHERMAN MIGHT LOSE IN A
HURRICANE.
KYLE: HIS UMBRELLA.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING PARENTS
NEED A LOT OF.
KYLE: PATIENCE.
[BELL DINGS]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
STEVE: HEY, MAN.
MIKE: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT! COME ON, KYLE! WHOO!
THAT'S IT, BABY. YOU GOT IT.
YOU GOT IT, BABY.
STEVE: YEAH. WE ASKED A HUNDRED
MEN, HOW LONG WOULD YOU HAVE TO
BE LOST BEFORE YOU ASKED FOR
DIRECTIONS? YOU SAID ONE HOUR.
SURVEY SAID...
KYLE: YES!
STEVE: ONE HOUR WAS THE NUMBER
ONE ANSWER.
MIKE: COME ON, KYLE.
STEVE: NAME A PLACE EVERYONE
LOVES TO GO. YOU SAID TO CHUCK
E. CHEESE.
KYLE: I'M A DAD, SO I KNOW THAT.
STEVE: YEAH, I'VE BEEN THERE
BEFORE. I COULDN'T WAIT TO GET
OUT. SURVEY SAID...
KYLE: THERE WE GO.
STEVE: WOW.
MIKE: BOOM!
STEVE: THE BEACH. THE BEACH WAS
NUMBER ONE.
KYLE: THAT'S ALL RIGHT. HERE WE
GO.
STEVE: WE NEED 93.
KYLE: LET'S GO, BABY.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU LIKE
TO HAVE ON YOU AT ALL TIMES.
YOU SAID SOME MONEY. SURVEY
SAID...
KYLE: YEAH!
MIKE: BOOM! WHOO!
KYLE: COME ON, BABY.
STEVE: MONEY AND WALLET WAS
THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER.
MIKE: WHOO!
STEVE: WE'RE 54 AWAY FROM THE
MONEY. NAME SOMETHING A
WEATHERMAN MIGHT LOSE IN A
HURRICANE. YOU SAID AN UMBRELLA.
SURVEY SAID...
KYLE: YES!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
MIKE: COME ON!
ZAC: COME ON, BABY!
STEVE: UMBRELLA--
KYLE: DID IT!
STEVE: WAS THE NUMBER ONE
ANSWER. WE NEED 13 FOR 20,000.
NAME SOMETHING PARENTS NEED A
LOT OF.
KYLE: OH, IT'S IT.
STEVE: YOU SAID THEY NEED
PATIENCE. SURVEY SAID...
KYLE: AHH!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
STEVE: PATIENCE WAS THE NUMBER
ONE ANSWER. WOW. THAT WAS A GOOD
ONE. 4-DAY TOTAL, 41,715. AND
REMEMBER, THE GRANGER FAMILY IS
COMING BACK FOR A CHANCE TO
DRIVE OUT OF HERE IN A BRAND-NEW
CAR. I'M STEVE HARVEY. WE'LL SEE
YOU NEXT TIME, FOLKS. WOW.
KYLE: BOOM! LET'S GO!
STEVE: MISS CHERI, ONE ANSWER
LEFT.
KYLE: COME ON, BABY.
STEVE: IF IT'S THERE...
KYLE: WHOO!
STEVE: YOUR FAMILY WINS THE
GAME, AND YOU DRIVE OUT OF HERE
IN THAT BRAND-NEW CAR. IF IT'S
NOT THERE, YOU'RE STILL ALIVE,
YOU HAVE NO STRIKES. MISS CHERI,
TELL ME SOMETHING YOU PICK THAT
CAN MAKE YOU RICH.
CHERI: THE RIGHT STOCKS TO BUY.
MIKE: THEN YOU GOT STOCKS.
STOCK MARKET.
KYLE: YEAH.
HEATHER: GOOD ANSWER!
MIKE: IT'S UP THERE, STEVE.
STEVE: THE RIGHT STOCKS.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYS]
WELL, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
WE GONNA PLAY FAST MONEY, SEE IF
THEY CAN PUT 20,000 IN THE TRUNK
OF THAT CAR. OH, YEAH.
STEVE: ALRIGHT, YOU READY?
MIKE: I'M READY.
STEVE: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK,
PLEASE. COME ON, MAN.
WE ASKED 100 SINGLE MEN, ON A
SCALE OF 1 TO 10, WHAT CHANCE
DO YOU HAVE OF DATING A GIRL
WHO'S A 10?
MIKE: 5.
FILL IN THE BLANK. BLANK
BREAKER.
MIKE: GAMEBREAKER.
STEVE: NAME A LIE THAT EVERYONE
TELLS.
MIKE: AGE.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING DOGS AND
CATS ACTUALLY HAVE IN COMMON.
MIKE: HAVE HAIR.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING A WOMAN
BUYS WHEN SHE WANTS TO SPOIL
HERSELF.
MIKE: MASSAGE.
[BELL RINGS]
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
STEVE: WE ASKED 100 SINGLE MEN,
ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10, WHAT
CHANCE DO YOU HAVE OF DATING A
GIRL WHO'S A 10. YOU SAID...
A 5. SURVEY SAID...
MIKE: YEAH! BOOM!
STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK.
BLANK BREAKER. YOU SAID...
GAMEBREAKER. SURVEY SAID...
AUDIENCE: OHH...
STEVE: NAME A LIE THAT EVERYONE
TELLS. YOU SAID...
THEIR AGE. SURVEY SAID...
YEAH. NAME SOMETHING DOGS AND
CATS ACTUALLY HAVE IN COMMON.
YOU SAID...
HAIR. SURVEY SAID...
MIKE: COME ON. ONE MORE.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING A WOMAN
BUYS WHEN SHE WANTS TO SPOIL
HERSELF. YOU SAID...
MASSAGE. SURVEY SAID...
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S--YOU DID THAT
BEFORE. YOU HAD THAT NUMBER
BEFORE.
["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYS]
KYLE: COME ON, NOW!
STEVE: MIKE GOT 96.
YOU NEED 104 TO WIN. YOU READY?
KYLE: YEP.
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S REMIND
EVERYBODY OF MIKE'S ANSWERS.
25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE.
[BELL DINGS]
COME ON, MAN.
KYLE: LET'S DO IT.
STEVE: WE ASKED 100 SINGLE MEN,
ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10, WHAT
CHANCE DO YOU HAVE OF DATING A
GIRL WHO'S A 10?
KYLE: UH, 5.
STEVE: TRY AGAIN.
KYLE: 1.
FILL IN THE BLANK.
BLANK BREAKER.
KYLE: UH, PASS.
STEVE: NAME A LIE THAT EVERYONE
TELLS.
KYLE: UH, IF YOUR WIFE'S BUTT
LOOKS BIGGER.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING DOGS AND
CATS ACTUALLY HAVE IN COMMON.
KYLE: THEY HAVE OWNERS.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING A WOMAN
BUYS WHEN SHE WANTS TO SPOIL
HERSELF.
KYLE: JEWELRY.
STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK.
BLANK BREAKER.
KYLE: STOCKBREAKER.
AH, STEVE, I COULDN'T THINK OF
ANYTHING. DADGUMMIT.
[KYLE GROANS]
STEVE: I'M GONNA TELL YOU
SOMETHING, KYLE. I LIKE YOU,
THOUGH, BOY, 'CAUSE YOU'RE A
GOOD DUDE. WE NEED 104. WE ASKED
100 SINGLE MEN, ON A SCALE OF
1 TO 10, WHAT CHANCE YOU GOT OF
DATING A GIRL WHO'S A 10?
YOU SAID...
A ONE. SURVEY SAID...
KYLE: THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
STEVE: 5. 5 WAS THE NUMBER ONE
ANSWER. FILL IN THE BLANK.
BLANK BREAKER. YOU SAID...
STOCKBREAKER. SURVEY SAID...
KYLE: TIE-BREAKER'S THE ONLY...
TIE-BREAKER. HEARTBREAKER WAS
NUMBER ONE.
NAME A LIE THAT EVERYONE TELLS.
YOU SAID...
[KYLE CHUCKLES]
STEVE: IF THE WIFE'S BUTT IS
BIG.
KYLE: THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
STEVE: YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
NO, IT'S NOT BIG AT ALL.
IT'S JUST RIGHT. SURVEY SAID...
MIKE: HELL, YEAH! THAT'S IT!
COME ON!
STEVE: AGE. AGE IS NUMBER ONE.
NAME SOMETHING DOGS AND CATS
ACTUALLY HAVE IN COMMON.
YOU SAID...
THEY HAVE OWNERS. SURVEY SAID...
FUR. FUR AND HAIR THE NUMBER ONE
ANSWER. NAME SOMETHING A WOMAN
BUYS WHEN SHE WANTS TO SPOIL
HERSELF. YOU SAID...
JEWELRY. SURVEY SAID...
CLOTHES. CLOTHES AND SHOES WERE
NUMBER ONE. HEY, FOLKS, THEY GOT
A 5-DAY TOTAL, $42,460.
AND, FOLKS, THEY'RE TAKING HOME
A BRAND-NEW CAR.
FIND THE "FAMILY FEUD" ON SOCIAL
MEDIA. I'M STEVE HARVEY. WE'LL
SEE YOU NEXT TIME WHEN WE GOT
TWO BRAND-NEW TEAMS TO PLAY
"FAMILY FEUD."