(ditzy girl) OMG!
(zealot) Hey, don't say the Lord's name in vain!
(Ian) SHUT UP!!!
Now, Cupid's cute, but he's got a weird fat head.
Oh, how about Medusa?
She's pretty hot, right?
Oh, dude, it totally slipped my mind
but speaking of Medusa,
I'm actually going to be going on
a date with her later.
You mean with the ratchet snake hair and everything?
Whatever, man. You're just jealous.
You know how cool it's gonna be to see a god in real life.
- Yeah. - No.
- Yeah. - No!
- Yeah. - NOOO!
- OOOOO! - AAAH!
GODS IN REAL LIFE
ZEUS FATHER OF THE GODS
Well, hey there, children.
Uh, it's Father's Day.
What'd you guys get me?
Sorry, dad, we totally forgot.
Well, I got you guys something.
- (thunder rumbles) - Yup!
A f*cking lightening bolt!
Lightening bolt! Lightning bolt!
RA SUN GOD
Got another one for you, Ray.
Uh, hey, it's Ra and you know that.
Okay, I just want like--
I need, like, a light golden brown, okay?
Okay, here you go.
There you go, bitch. Was that light enough for you?
CUPID GOD OF LOVE
Oh, man! What the hell?!
Babies like you shouldn't even be driving.
Can your pansy ass even see over the steering wheel?
Go to hell, asshole!
Ooh! Oh, yeah.
I love you so much, babe.
- (moaning) - F*ck my life!
BACCHUS GOD OF WINE
My name's Bacchus and I'm an alcoholic.
(dully) Hi, Bacchus.
APOLLO GOD OF TRUTH AND MUSIC
Apollo, we can see your junk! Put on some pants.
I don't need to wear pants. Have you seen my statue?
Check this move out.
(penis flopping about)
I call this the "Apollo-copter".
(penis flopping about rapidly)
POSEIDON GOD OF THE SEA
(radio playing beach music)
KUMBHAKARNA Hindu God
La la la la la la
That's not even how you're supposed to say it!
AH MUZEN CAB GOD OF BEES
God of bees, they said. It'll be great, they said.
HERCULES SON OF ZEUS
Okay, be honest, dad.
How many siblings do I really have?
Uh... no comment.
You know, dad, honesty is the first step.
SHUT UP, BACCHUS!
MEDUSA THE GORGON
Hey, uh, thanks so much for coming over.
I hope you like soup.
This is actually my family recipe.
Oh, that's cute, but I brought my own meal.
Oh, oh, right.
- Mice for the snakes. - Yeah.
Wait, there's actually six here.
- You got-- - Well, yeah.
Five up top and then...
the carpets match the drapes.
Well, you'd be surprised at what five tiny mouths can do.
You'll see later if this goes well.
GODS IN REAL LIFE
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This is-- wouldn't you say the closer this guy gets
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