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(ditzy girl) OMG!

(zealot) Hey, don't say the Lord's name in vain!

(Ian) SHUT UP!!!

Now, Cupid's cute, but he's got a weird fat head.

Oh, how about Medusa?

She's pretty hot, right?

Sure.

Oh, dude, it totally slipped my mind

but speaking of Medusa,

I'm actually going to be going on

a date with her later.

What?

Yup.

You mean with the ratchet snake hair and everything?

Whatever, man. You're just jealous.

You know how cool it's gonna be to see a god in real life.

Mmm, no.

- Yeah. - No.

- Yeah. - No!

- Yeah. - NOOO!

- OOOOO! - AAAH!

O-Okay, yeah.

GODS IN REAL LIFE

ZEUS FATHER OF THE GODS

Well, hey there, children.

Uh, it's Father's Day.

What'd you guys get me?

Whuh...

Sorry, dad, we totally forgot.

Oh.

Well, I got you guys something.

Oh, really?

- (thunder rumbles) - Yup!

A f*cking lightening bolt!

Lightening bolt! Lightning bolt!

RA SUN GOD

Got another one for you, Ray.

Uh, hey, it's Ra and you know that.

Whateva.

Okay, I just want like--

Hey! Hey!

I need, like, a light golden brown, okay?

Okay, here you go.

Raaaaaaaaa!

There you go, bitch. Was that light enough for you?

(sizzling)

CUPID GOD OF LOVE

Oh, man! What the hell?!

Babies like you shouldn't even be driving.

Can your pansy ass even see over the steering wheel?

Go to hell, asshole!

Huh?

(grunting)

(romantic music)

Ooh! Oh, yeah.

I love you so much, babe.

- (moaning) - F*ck my life!

(moaning orgasmically)

BACCHUS GOD OF WINE

Hello, everyone.

My name's Bacchus and I'm an alcoholic.

(dully) Hi, Bacchus.

APOLLO GOD OF TRUTH AND MUSIC

Apollo, we can see your junk! Put on some pants.

I don't need to wear pants. Have you seen my statue?

Check this move out.

(penis flopping about)

I call this the "Apollo-copter".

(penis flopping about rapidly)

POSEIDON GOD OF THE SEA

(radio playing beach music)

KUMBHAKARNA Hindu God

(shuffling footsteps)

(mariachi music)

La Kumbhukarna

La la la la la la

That's not even how you're supposed to say it!

That's racist.

AH MUZEN CAB GOD OF BEES

God of bees, they said. It'll be great, they said.

(bees buzz)

HERCULES SON OF ZEUS

Okay, be honest, dad.

How many siblings do I really have?

Uh... no comment.

You know, dad, honesty is the first step.

SHUT UP, BACCHUS!

MEDUSA THE GORGON

Hey, uh, thanks so much for coming over.

I hope you like soup.

This is actually my family recipe.

Oh, that's cute, but I brought my own meal.

(mice squeak)

Oh, oh, right.

- Mice for the snakes. - Yeah.

Wait, there's actually six here.

- You got-- - Well, yeah.

Five up top and then...

the carpets match the drapes.

(fork clatters)

Wait, what?

Well, you'd be surprised at what five tiny mouths can do.

(Anthony gags)

You'll see later if this goes well.

GODS IN REAL LIFE

(Anthony) Thanks so much for subscribing, guys.

And if you guys are Smite fans,

Smite is now out on Xbox One.

(Ian) And if you wanna see bloopers

and some more weirdness between Zeus and Hercules...

F*CK YOU!!!

..click the video on the left.

(Anthony) And click the video on the right

to watch our trailer for Smosh: The Movie,

coming out July 24th.

This is-- wouldn't you say the closer this guy gets

to my butthole, the better it feels?

(Ian) And if you're watching this on a TV or touchscreen device,

all the links are in the description below.

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