(laughing) Yeah yeah
Well I mean with other people who are of Mexican descent can you?
Brandon: Yeah they always talk to me in Spanish... and I'm just like I just don't know
and it's tough cuz like my father-in-law
like, he doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish
so our relationship is
harder especially since... I don't know if, uh...
talk much, uh... with you about him
He is very much like a man's man
And I'm not... *laughter*
We were at the beach, he wanted to do
he wanted to, um, I don't know just kinda do something fun just the two of us
so he was like come here, come here, we got like life jackets and we got a kayak
and we are gonna go out to the ocean
I am not crazy 'bout the ocean
don't like things touching my feet
don't like tide taking me, and I was like, on a kayak
[stuttering] I... I just wasn't crazy about it.
But I was like you know, we're just going to kinda like chill a little bit.
But we kept paddling... and paddling... and paddling.
And we pass like, the buoy, and I was like... he likes me...
Gus: Hang on. [laughter]
Brandon: Exactly. The exact cliche when the father-in-law takes you out...
...and could kill you!
And like threaten you, and I- I would- wouldn't be able to do anything.
I'm not going to swim back!
I'm not going to fight waves!
Gray: Or - or he might just be testing you, and if you can make it back to shore, you're worthy... ya know.
Brandon: I don't know if I was worthy, but...
It's - it's a small kayak. He could easily just like... push me out.
And then I almost drowned him.
Burnie: You drowned him?!
Brandon: I almost drowned him.
Burnie: What'd you do?
Brandon: Uhh, well... This was later, he was on an alligator...
Gray: Wait... Hang on.
Brandon: He was on a floating toy alligator.
Brandon: And it was like... the whole family and I was with Paula and I was like
"Ohh, you know- maybe it would be kinda fun if we like- we you know...
...wrestle, or like... flip it, and take the alligator, and it'll be fun."
Brandon: Aaand, I flipped it, and I don't know!
Burnie: ...to your father-in-law!?
Brandon: Yeah! Like, "Ohhh, my son-in-law flipped me! Ohhh, you!"
But I don't know if he was like, locked into it, and I flipped him.
Aaand I... he- he didn't disengage!
He was still locked in with his legs and his arms...
And was there for like... 10 seconds! And I was like...
Burnie: The alpha move.
..."Ohhh my god!"
Burnie: So the end of the story is he died by...
Brandon: He's alive!
Burnie: He didn't - He saved his life by letting go.
Brandon: He's - no, I pulled... I - I flipped it back.
Burnie: He won!
Brandon: You think it was a power move?
Burnie: Fuck yeah it was! He could have let go of that alligator any time he wants to!