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[CHORUS SINGING]

ALICE IN WONDERLAND

HOW DO YOU GET TO WONDERLAND? ♪

OVER THE HILL OR UNDERLAND

OR JUST BEHIND THE TREE? ♪

WHEN CLOUDS GO ROLLING BY

THEY ROLL AWAY AND LEAVE THE SKY

WHERE IS THE LAND BEYOND THE EYE

THAT PEOPLE CANNOT SEE? ♪

WHERE CAN IT BE? ♪

WHERE DO STARS GO? ♪

WHERE IS THE CRESCENT MOON?

THEY MUST BE SOMEWHERE

IN THE SUNNY AFTERNOON

ALICE IN WONDERLAND

WHERE IS THE PATH TO WONDERLAND? ♪

OVER THE HILL

OR HERE OR THERE

I WONDER WHERE

[INSECTS BUZZING]

Alice's sister: "...AND HAD BEEN OF LATE

"MUCH ACCUSTOMED TO USURPATION AND CONQUEST.

"EDWIN AND MARCO,

"THE EARLS OF MERCIA AND NORTHUMBRIA,

"DECLARED FOR HIM.

"AND EVEN STIGAND--"

ALICE!

HMM?

I'M LISTENING.

"AND EVEN STIGAND,

"THE ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY,

"AGREED TO MEET WITH WILLIAM

"AND OFFER HIM THE CROWN.

WILLIAM'S CONDUCT AT FIRST WAS--"

ALICE!

WILL YOU KINDLY

PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR HISTORY LESSON?

I'M SORRY, BUT HOW CAN ONE

POSSIBLY PAY ATTENTION

TO A BOOK WITH NO PICTURES IN IT?

MY DEAR CHILD.

THERE ARE A GREAT MANY GOOD BOOKS

IN THIS WORLD WITHOUT PICTURES.

IN THIS WORLD, PERHAPS.

BUT IN MY WORLD,

THE BOOKS WILL BE NOTHING BUT PICTURES.

YOUR WORLD? HA! WHAT NONSENSE.

NONSENSE?

THAT'S IT, DINAH!

IF I HAD A WORLD OF MY OWN,

EVERYTHING WOULD BE NONSENSE.

NOTHING WOULD BE WHAT IT IS,

BECAUSE EVERYTHING WOULD BE WHAT IT ISN'T.

AND CONTRARIWISE, WHAT IT IS,

IT WOULDN'T BE,

AND WHAT IT WOULDN'T BE, IT WOULD.

YOU SEE?

[MEOW]

IN MY WORLD, YOU WOULDN'T SAY "MEOW."

YOU'D SAY, "YES, MISS ALICE."

[MEOW]

OH, BUT YOU WOULD.

YOU'D BE JUST LIKE PEOPLE, DINAH.

AND ALL THE OTHER ANIMALS, TOO.

WHY, IN MY WORLD...

CATS AND RABBITS

WOULD RESIDE IN FANCY LITTLE HOUSES

AND BE DRESSED IN SHOES AND HATS AND TROUSERS

IN A WORLD OF MY OWN

ALL THE FLOWERS

WOULD HAVE VERY EXTRA-SPECIAL POWERS

THEY WOULD SIT AND TALK TO ME FOR HOURS

WHEN I'M LONELY

IN A WORLD OF MY OWN

THERE'D BE NEW BIRDS

LOTS OF NICE AND FRIENDLY

HOW-DE-DO BIRDS

EVERYONE WOULD HAVE A DOZEN BLUEBIRDS

WITHIN THAT WORLD OF MY OWN

I COULD LISTEN

TO A BABBLING BROOK

AND HEAR A SONG THAT I COULD UNDERSTAND

I KEEP WISHING

IT COULD BE THAT WAY

BECAUSE MY WORLD WOULD BE

A WONDERLAND

[WHISTLING]

[MEOW]

[MEOW]

OH, DINAH, IT'S JUST A RABBIT

WITH A WAISTCOAT AND A WATCH!

OH, MY FUR AND WHISKERS!

I'M LATE, I'M LATE, I'M LATE!

THIS IS CURIOUS.

WHAT COULD A RABBIT POSSIBLY BE LATE FOR?

PLEASE! SIR!

I'M LATE, I'M LATE,

FOR A VERY IMPORTANT DATE.

NO TIME TO SAY "HELLO." GOOD-BYE.

I'M LATE, I'M LATE, I'M LATE!

IT MUST BE AWFULLY IMPORTANT,

LIKE A PARTY OR SOMETHING.

MR. RABBIT, WAIT!

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. I'M OVERDUE.

I'M REALLY IN A STEW.

NO TIME TO SAY "GOOD-BYE." HELLO.

I'M LATE, I'M LATE, I'M LATE!

MY.

WHAT A PECULIAR PLACE TO HAVE A PARTY.

[MEOW]

YOU KNOW, DINAH, WE REALLY SHOULDN'T...

BE DOING THIS.

AFTER ALL,

WE HAVEN'T...

BEEN INVITED.

AND CURIOSITY OFTEN LEADS

TO TROUBLE!

GOOD-BYE, DINAH.

GOOD-BYE-E-E-E!

OH!

WELL, AFTER THIS,

I SHALL THINK NOTHING OF--

OF FALLING DOWN STAIRS.

[CLOCK CHIMING]

OH!

AH!

OH!

GOODNESS.

WHAT IF I SHOULD FALL

RIGHT THROUGH THE CENTER OF THE EAR-R-TH...

OH!

AND COME OUT THE OTHER SIDE

WHERE PEOPLE WALK UPSIDE-DOWN?

OH, BUT THAT'S SILLY.

NOBODY--OH!

[CHUCKLES]

OH, MR. RABBIT!

WAIT!

PLEASE!

[DOOR CREAKS]

CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER.

OHH!

OH!

OH, I BEG YOUR PARDON.

OH, IT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT.

BUT YOU DID GIVE ME QUITE A TURN.

YOU SEE, I WAS FOLLOWING--

RATHER GOOD, WHAT? DOOR KNOB...TURN.

PLEASE, SIR.

SWELL. HEH.

ONE GOOD TURN DESERVES ANOTHER.

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

WELL, I'M LOOKING FOR A WHITE RABBIT.

SO, UM, IF YOU DON'T MIND...

EH? OH!

THERE HE IS!

I SIMPLY MUST GET THROUGH.

SORRY. YOU'RE MUCH TOO BIG.

SIMPLY IMPASSABLE.

YOU MEAN IMPOSSIBLE.

NO, IMPASSABLE.

NOTHING'S IMPOSSIBLE.

WHY DON'T YOU TRY THE BOTTLE

ON THE TABLE.

TABLE?

OH!

READ THE DIRECTIONS,

AND DIRECTLY YOU'LL BE DIRECTED

IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.

HMM...

BETTER LOOK FIRST.

FOR IF ONE DRINKS MUCH

FROM A BOTTLE MARKED "POISON,"

IT'S ALMOST CERTAIN TO DISAGREE WITH ONE

SOONER OR LATER.

BEG YOUR PARDON?

I WAS JUST GIVING MYSELF SOME GOOD ADVICE.

BUT...

MMM... TASTES LIKE...

CHERRY TART.

CUSTARD.

PINEAPPLE.

ROAST TURKEY.

GOODNESS!

WHAT DID I DO?

[ LAUGHING]

YOU ALMOST WENT OUT LIKE A CANDLE.

BUT LOOK! I'M JUST THE RIGHT SIZE.

OH. NO USE.

I FORGOT TO TELL YOU.

I'M LOCKED.

OH, NO!

BUT OF COURSE, YOU'VE GOT THE KEY.

WHAT KEY?

NOW DON'T TELL ME

YOU'VE LEFT IT UP THERE?

OH, DEAR.

WHATEVER WILL I DO?

TRY THE BOX, NATURALLY.

OH!

"EAT ME." ALL RIGHT.

BUT GOODNESS KNOWS WHAT THIS WILL DO.

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

HMPFH SHMF RUMPH.

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

I SAID, A LITTLE OF THAT

WENT A LONG WAY. HA HA HA!

WELL, I DON'T THINK IT'S SO FUNNY.

NOW I SHALL NEVER GET HOME.

OH, COME, COME NOW.

CRYING WON'T HELP.

I KNOW,

BUT I..I..I JUST CAN'T STOP.

OH! SAY, THIS WON'T DO.

[GRUMBLING]

OH, OH, OH!

IT WON'T DO AT ALL.

YOU! YOU UP THERE.

STOP! STOP, I SAY!

OH, LOOK! THE BOTTLE.

THE BOT--

OH, DEAR.

I DO WISH I HADN'T CRIED SO MUCH.

[SPUTTERING]

[GULPING]

A SAILOR'S LIFE IS THE LIFE FOR ME

HOW I LOVE TO SAIL O'ER THE BOUNDING SEA

AND I NEVER NEVER EVER DO A THING ABOUT THE WEATHER

FOR THE WEATHER NEVER EVER DOES A THING FOR ME

OH

A SAILOR'S LIFE IS THE LIFE FOR ME

TIDDLEE UM POM POM

DEEDLE DUM DUM DEE

AND I NEVER-- ♪

AHOY!

AND OTHER NAUTICAL EXPRESSIONS.

LAND HO, BY JOVE.

WHERE AWAY, DODO?

DODO?

THREE POINTS TO STARBOARD.

PULL AWAY, ME HEARTIES.

HAVE YOU IN PORT IN NO TIME AT ALL.

OH

YO HO HO

MR. DODO!

PLEASE!

PLEASE HELP ME!

UM, PARDON ME, BUT, UH...

WOULD YOU MIND HELPING ME? PLEASE?

YOO HOO!

YOO HOO!

HELP ME!

PLEASE!

[GURGLING] HELP ME!

FORWARD, BACKWARD, INWARD, OUTWARD

COME AND JOIN THE CHASE

NOTHING COULD BE DRIER THAN A JOLLY CAUCUS RACE

BACKWARD, FORWARD, OUTWARD, INWARD

BOTTOM TO THE TOP

NEVER A BEGINNING

THERE CAN NEVER BE A STOP

TO SKIPPING, HOPPING, TRIPPING

FANCY FREE AND GAY

I STARTED IT TOMORROW, BUT WILL FINISH YESTERDAY

ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND WE GO

UNTIL FOREVERMORE

ONCE WE WERE BEHIND, BUT NOW WE FIND WE ARE BE-- ♪

FORWARD, BACKWARD, INWARD, OUTWARD

COME AND JOIN THE CHASE

NOTHING COULD BE DRIER THAN A JOLLY CAUCUS RACE

I SAY, YOU'LL NEVER GET DRY THAT WAY.

GET DRY?

YOU HAVE TO RUN WITH THE OTHERS.

FIRST RULE OF THE CAUCUS RACE, YOU KNOW.

BUT HOW CAN I--

THAT'S BETTER.

HAVE YOU DRY IN NO TIME NOW.

NO ONE CAN EVER GET DRY THIS WAY.

NONSENSE! WHY, I'M AS DRY AS A BONE ALREADY.

YES, BUT--

ALL RIGHT, CHAPS, LET'S HAVE IT NOW!

LOOK LIVELY!

THE WHITE RABBIT.

MR. RABBIT!

MR. RABBIT!

OH, MY GOODNESS. I'M LATE! I'M LATE!

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

I'M LATE, I'M LATE, I'M LATE!

Dodo: DON'T STEP ON THE FISH!

STOP KICKING THAT MACKEREL!

MR. RABBIT!

OH, MR. RABBIT!

OH, DEAR.

I'M SURE HE CAME THIS WAY.

DO YOU SUPPOSE HE COULD BE HIDING?

HMM.

NOT HERE.

I WONDER...

NO. I SUPPOSE HE MUST HAVE--OH!

WHY, WHAT PECULIAR LITTLE FIGURES.

TWEEDLE DEE AND TWEEDLE DUM.

HONK!

IF YOU THINK WE'RE WAXWORKS,

YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY, YOU KNOW.

BEEP!

CONTRARIWISE, IF YOU THINK WE'RE ALIVE,

YOU OUGHT TO SPEAK TO US.

HONK!

BEEP!

BEEP!

HONK!

BEEP!

HONK!

BEEP!

HONK!

HONK!

BEEP!

THAT'S LOGIC!

WELL, IT'S BEEN NICE MEETING YOU.

GOOD-BYE.

HONK!

BEEP!

YOU'RE BEGINNING BACKWARDS.

AYE. THE FIRST THING

IN A VISIT IS TO SAY...

♪ "HOW DO YOU DO" AND SHAKE HANDS

SHAKE HANDS, SHAKE HANDS

♪ "HOW DO YOU DO" AND SHAKE HANDS

STATE YOUR NAME AND BUSINESS

Both: THAT'S MANNERS!

REALLY?

WELL, MY NAME IS ALICE,

AND I'M FOLLOWING A WHITE RABBIT, SO--

YOU CAN'T GO YET.

NO, THE VISIT HAS JUST STARTED.

I'M VERY SORRY.

LIKE TO PLAY HIDE-AND-SEEK

HONK!

BEEP!

OR BUTTON, BUTTON, WHO'S GOT THE BUTTON?

NO, THANK YOU.

IF YOU STAY LONG ENOUGH, WE MIGHT HAVE A BATTLE.

[HONKING AND BEEPING]

THAT'S VERY KIND OF YOU,

BUT I MUST BE GOING.

WHY?

WHY?

BECAUSE I'M FOLLOWING A WHITE RABBIT.

WHY?

WELL, I'M CURIOUS TO KNOW WHERE HE'S GOING.

OH, SHE'S CURIOUS.

TSK, TSK, TSK.

THE OYSTERS WERE CURIOUS, TOO, WEREN'T THEY?

AYE. AND YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM.

POOR THINGS.

POOR THINGS.

WHY? WHAT DID HAPPEN TO THE OYSTERS?

OH, YOU WOULDN'T BE INTERESTED.

BUT I AM.

NO, NO,

YOU'RE IN MUCH TOO MUCH OF A HURRY.

WELL, PERHAPS I COULD SPARE A LITTLE TIME.

YOU COULD? WELL...

BEEP!

THE WALRUS AND THE CARPENTER.

BEEP! OR, THE STORY OF THE CURIOUS OYSTERS.

HONK!

BEEP! BEEP!

HONK!

HONK!

THE SUN WAS SHINING ON THE SEA

SHINING WITH ALL ITS MIGHT

HE DID HIS VERY BEST TO MAKE

THE BILLOWS SMOOTH AND BRIGHT

AND THIS WAS ODD BECAUSE IT WAS... ♪

THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

THE WALRUS AND THE CARPENTER

WERE WALKING CLOSE AT HAND

THE BEACH WAS WIDE FROM SIDE TO SIDE

BUT MUCH TOO FULL OF SAND

MR. WALRUS, SAID THE CARPENTER

MY BRAIN BEGINS TO PERK

WE'LL SWEEP THIS CLEAR IN 'ALF A YEAR

IF YOU DON'T MIND THE WORK

WORK! UH...BRRRR.

THE TIME HAS COME--

THE WALRUS SAID--

TO TALK OF OTHER THINGS...

OF SHOES AND SHIPS AND SEALING WAX

AND CABBAGES AND KINGS

AND WHY THE SEA IS BOILING HOT

AND WHETHER PIGS HAVE WINGS

CALLOO, CALLAY, NO WORK TODAY

WE'RE CABBAGES AND KINGS

[WHISTLING]

OH...OYSTERS, COME AND WALK WITH US.

THE DAY IS WARM AND BRIGHT.

A PLEASANT WALK, A PLEASANT TALK

WOULD BE A SHEER DELIGHT.

YES, AND SHOULD WE

GET HUNGRY ON THE WAY,

WE'LL STOP AND HAVE A BITE.

BRRRR!

BUT MOTHER OYSTER WINKED HER EYE

AND SHOOK HER HEAVY HEAD

SHE KNEW TOO WELL

THIS WAS NO TIME TO LEAVE HER OYSTER BED

THE SEA IS NICE.

TAKE MY ADVICE.

AND STAY RIGHT HERE.

MUM SAID.

YES, YES, OF COURSE,

OF COURSE, BUT, UH, HA HA!

THE TIME HAS COME, MY LITTLE FRIENDS

TO TALK OF OTHER THINGS

OF SHOES AND SHIPS AND SEALING WAX

OF CABBAGES AND KINGS

AND WHY THE SEA IS BOILING HOT

AND, UH...WHETHER PIGS HAVE WINGS, HO HO

CALLOO, CALLAY, COME RUN AWAY

WITH CABBAGES AND KINGS

[WHISTLING]

AHEM...

WELL, NOW, UH...

LET ME SEE...

AH! A LOAF OF BREAD IS WHAT WE CHIEFLY NEED.

HOW ABOUT SOME PEPPER, SALT, AND VINEGAR, EH?

WELL, YES, YES. SPLENDID IDEA.

HA HA! VERY GOOD, INDEED.

NOW...

IF YOU'RE READY, OYSTERS, DEAR...

HA HA.

WE CAN BEGIN THE FEED!

Oysters: FEED?

OH, YES, UH...

THE TIME HAS COME, MY LITTLE FRIENDS

TO TALK OF FOOD AND THINGS

OF PEPPERCORNS AND MUSTARD SEED

AND OTHER SEASONINGS

WE'LL MIX THEM ALL TOGETHER

IN A SAUCE THAT'S FIT FOR KINGS

CALLOO, CALLAY, WE'LL EAT TODAY

LIKE CABBAGES

AND KINGS

[WHISTLING]

I, UH... I WEEP FOR YOU.

[HICCUP] OH, EXCUSE ME.

I DEEPLY SYMPATHIZE,

FOR I'VE ENJOYED YOUR COMPANY,

OH, MUCH MORE THAN YOU REALIZE.

LITTLE OYSTERS, LITTLE OYSTERS!

Tweedle Dum: BUT ANSWER THERE CAME NONE.

AND THIS WAS SCARCELY ODD BECAUSE...

THEY'D BEEN EATEN,

EVERY ONE!

MMM, WELL, UH... HA HA HA HA.

MMM, UH...

THE TIME HAS COME--

WITH CABBAGES

AND KINGS

HONK!

BEEP!

THE END.

THAT WAS A VERY SAD STORY.

HEY, AND THERE'S A MORAL TO IT.

OH, YES, A VERY GOOD MORAL,

IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE AN OYSTER.

WELL, IT'S BEEN A VERY NICE VISIT--

ANOTHER RECITATION-- ENTITLED FATHER WILLIAM!

FIRST VERSE.

YOU ARE OLD FATHER WILLIAM

THE YOUNG MAN SAID

AND YOUR HAIR HAS BECOME VERY WHITE

AND YET YOU INCESSANTLY STAND ON YOUR HEAD

DO YOU THINK AT YOUR AGE IT IS RIGHT, IS RIGHT? ♪

DO YOU THINK AT YOUR AGE IT IS RIGHT? ♪

WELL, IN ME YOUTH

FATHER WILLIAM REPLIED TO HIS SON

I'D DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

AND I'D DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN... ♪

NOW, I WONDER WHO LIVES HERE.

Rabbit: MARY ANN! THAT GIRL.

WHERE COULD SHE HAVE PUT THEM?

MARY ANN!

THE RABBIT!

MARY ANN!

NO USE! CAN'T WAIT! I'M AWFULLY LATE!

OH, ME, OH, MY. OH, ME, OH, MY.

EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO--

MARY ANN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?

MARY ANN?

DON'T JUST DO SOMETHING! STAND THERE!

NO, NO, GO, GO! GO GET MY GLOVES! I'M LATE!

BUT LATE FOR WHAT? THAT'S JUST WHAT I--

MY GLOVES! [BLOWS HORN]

AT ONCE! DO YOU HEAR?

GOODNESS, I SUPPOSE I'LL BE TAKING ORDERS

FROM DINAH NEXT.

HMM... NOW, LET ME SEE.

IF I WERE A RABBIT,

WHERE WOULD I KEEP MY GLOVES?

OH, THANK YOU.

DON'T MIND IF I DO.

[HUMMING I'M LATE]

OOH!

OH, NO, NO! NOT AGAIN!

OH! MARY ANN!

NOW YOU SEE HERE, MARY ANN.

HELP!

[TOOT TOOT]

OOH! WOO! HA!

NO!

HELP! MONSTER!

HELP! ASSISTANCE!

[TOOT TOOT]

[GRUNTING]

OH, DEAR.

Rabbit: A MONSTER!

A MONSTER, DODO! IN MY HOUSE, DODO!

DODO?

STEADY, STEADY, OLD CHAP.

CAN'T BE AS BAD AS ALL THAT, YOU KNOW.

MY POOR ROOF AND RAFTERS!

ALL MY WORLD-- THERE IT IS!

BY JOVE!

JOLLY WELL IS, ISN'T IT?

WELL, DO SOMETHING, DODO!

YES, INDEED. EXTRAORDINARY SITUATION, BUT...

BUT--BUT WHAT?

[HONK HONK]

BUT I HAVE A VERY SIMPLE SOLUTION.

THANK GOODNESS.

Rabbit: WHAT IS IT?

[HONK]

SIMPLY PULL IT OUT THE CHIMNEY.

GO ON, GO ON, PULL IT OUT!

WHO, ME? DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

WHAT WE NEED IS A...

[WHISTLING]

A LIZARD WITH A LADDER!

Rabbit: HMM? OH, BILL! BILL!

WE NEED A LAZARD WITH A LIDDER!

A LIDDER...UH, CAN YOU HELP US?

AT YOUR SERVICE, GOVERNOR.

BILL, ME LAD, HAVE YOU EVER

BEEN DOWN A CHIMNEY?

WHY, GOVERNOR! I'VE BEEN DOWN MORE CHIMNEYS--

EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT.

YOU JUST POP DOWN THE CHIMNEY

AND PULL THAT MONSTER OUT OF THERE.

RIGHT-O, GOVERNOR.

MONSTER? AAH!

OH, NO! NO, NO! STOP!

OH, NO! WAIT!

STEADY, NOW!

AAH!

THAT'S BETTER. BILL, LAD...

YOU'RE PASSING UP A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY.

I AM?

YOU CAN BE FAMOUS.

I CAN?

OF COURSE.

THERE'S A BRAVE LAD.

IN YOU GO, NOW.

NOTHING TO IT, OLD BOY.

SIMPLY TIE YOUR TAIL AROUND THE MONSTER'S NECK

AND DRAG IT OUT.

BUT... BUT, GOVERNOR--

GOOD LUCK, BILL.

AH, AH, AH--

AH, AH, AH--

AH, AH, AH, AH, AH--

CHOO!

WELL...

THERE GOES BILL.

POOR BILL.

UH...PERHAPS WE SHOULD TRY

A MORE ENERGETIC REMEDY.

YES! ANYTHING, ANYTHING! BUT HURRY!

NO, I PROPOSE THAT WE, UH...

YES? GO ON, GO ON. YES, YES?

I PROPOSE THAT WE, UH...

OOH!

BY JOVE, THAT'S IT!

WE'LL BURN THE HOUSE DOWN!

YES! BURN THE HOUSE--WHAT?

OH, NO!

Dodo: OH-HO...

OH, WE'LL SMOKE THE BLIGHTER OUT

WE'LL PUT THE BEAST TO ROUT

SOME KINDLING, A STICK OR TWO

AH, THIS BIT OF RUBBISH OUGHT TO DO

OH, DEAR.

WE'LL SMOKE THE BLIGHTER OUT

WE'LL SMOKE THE MONSTER OUT

NO, NO! NOT MY BEAUTIFUL BIRDHOUSE!

OH, WE'LL ROAST THE BLIGHTER'S TOES

WE'LL TOAST THE BOUNDER'S NOSE

JUST FETCH THAT GATE, WE'LL MAKE IT CLEAR

THAT MONSTERS AREN'T WELCOME HERE

OH, ME, OH, MY.

A MATCH.

MATCH?

THANK YOU.

WITHOUT A SINGLE DOUBT

WE'LL SMOKE THE MONSTER OUT

WE'LL SMOKE THE MONSTER-- ♪

NO! NO!

MY POOR HOUSE AND FURNITURE!

OH, DEAR, THIS IS SERIOUS.

I SIMPLY MUST-- OH, A GARDEN!

PERHAPS IF I ATE SOMETHING,

IT WOULD MAKE ME SMALLER.

OOW! LET GO!

HELP!

I'M SORRY, BUT I MUST EAT SOMETHING.

NOT ME! YOU... YOU...YOU BARBARIAN!

HELP!

MONSTER! HELP!

AH! I'M LATE!

OH, DEAR, I'M HERE! I SHOULD BE THERE!

I'M LATE, I'M LATE, I'M LATE!

I SAY, DO YOU HAVE A MATCH?

MUST GO! GOOD-BYE!

HELLO. I'M LATE, I'M LATE, I'M LATE!

WAIT! PLEASE WAIT!

AH! YOUNG LADY!

DO YOU HAVE A MATCH?

NO, I'M SORRY, BUT-- MR. RABBIT!

NO COOPERATION. NO COOPERATION AT ALL.

WELL, CAN'T HAVE MONSTERS ABOUT.

JOLLY WELL HAVE TO CARRY ON ALONE.

WAIT. PLEASE!

JUST A MINUTE!

OH, DEAR.

I'LL NEVER CATCH HIM WHILE I'M THIS SMALL.

WHY...

CURIOUS BUTTERFLIES.

Woman: YOU MEAN BREAD AND BUTTERFLIES.

WELL, YES, OF COURSE--MMM?

NOW, WHO DO YOU SUPPOSE...

[WHINNY]

OH! A HORSEFLY.

I MEAN, UH... A ROCKING HORSEFLY.

NATURALLY.

I BEG YOUR PARDON, BUT, UH, DID YOU...

THAT'S NONSENSE. FLOWERS CAN'T TALK.

BUT OF COURSE WE CAN TALK, MY DEAR.

IF THERE'S ANYONE WORTH TALKING TO.

OR ABOUT. HA HA!

AND WE SING, TOO.

YOU DO?

OH, YES!

WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR TELL IT TO THE TULIPS?

NO! LET'S SING ABOUT US!

WE KNOW ONE ABOUT THE SHY LITTLE VIOLETS.

OH, NO, NOT THAT OLD THING.

LET'S DO LOVELY LILY OF THE VALLEY.

OH, SHE WOULDN'T LIKE THAT.

GIRLS! WE SHALL SING GOLDEN AFTERNOON.

THAT'S ABOUT ALL OF US.

SOUND YOUR "A," LILY.

LA

MI MI MI MI MI

LA LA LA

AH AH AH AH

DUM DU DUM DUM... POOM

AH-POOM MM-HMM POOM OOW POOM POOM

AH-POOM MM-HMM POOM OOW OOW OOW

LITTLE BREAD AND BUTTERFLIES KISS THE TULIPS

AND THE SUN IS LIKE A TOY BALLOON

OO-OOO

THERE ARE GET-UP- IN-THE-MORNING GLORIES

IN THE GOLDEN AFTERNOON

OO-OOO

THERE ARE DIZZY DAFFODILS ON THE HILLSIDE

STRINGS OF VIOLETS ARE ALL IN TUNE

TIGER LILIES LOVE THE DANDELIONS

IN THE GOLDEN AFTERNOON

THE GOLDEN AFTERNOON

THERE ARE DOG AND CATERPILLARS

AND A COPPER CENTIPEDE

WHERE THE LAZY DAISIES

LOVE THE VERY

PEACEFUL LIFE

THEY LEAD

YOU CAN LEARN A LOT OF THINGS FROM THE FLOWERS

FOR ESPECIALLY IN THE MONTH OF JUNE

AH AH AH AH

THERE'S A WEALTH OF HAPPINESS AND ROMANCE

ALL

IN THE GOLDEN AFTERNOON

[DINGING]

[FLUTES PLAYING]

[TROMBONES PLAYING]

[STRINGS PLAYING]

ALL IN THE GOLDEN AFTERNOON

THE GOLDEN

AFTERNOON

YOU CAN LEARN A LOT OF THINGS

FROM THE FLOWERS

FOR ESPECIALLY IN THE MONTH OF JUNE

THERE'S A WEALTH OF HAPPINESS

AND ROMANCE

ALL-- ♪ [VOICE BREAKS]

IN THE GOLDEN AFTERNOON

[BRASSES PLAYING]

AH-HA

AH

[CYMBALS CRASH]

[CLAPPING]

OH, THAT WAS LOVELY!

THANK YOU, MY DEAR.

WHAT KIND OF GARDEN DO YOU COME FROM?

OH, I DON'T COME FROM ANY GARDEN.

DO YOU SUPPOSE SHE'S A WILDFLOWER?

OH, NO. I'M NOT A WILDFLOWER.

JUST WHAT SPECIE OR, SHALL WE SAY, GENUS

ARE YOU, MY DEAR?

WELL, I SUPPOSE YOU'D CALL ME A GENUS HUMANUS ALICE.

Flower: EVER SEE AN ALICE

WITH A BLOSSOM LIKE THAT?

COME TO THINK OF IT,

DID YOU EVER SEE AN ALICE?

AND DID YOU NOTICE HER PETALS?

WHAT A PECULIAR COLOR.

AND NO FRAGRANCE.

OH! JUST LOOK AT THOSE STEMS!

RATHER SCRAWNY, I'D SAY.

I THINK SHE'S PRETTY.

QUIET, BUD.

I'M NOT A FLOWER!

AHA! JUST AS I SUSPECTED!

SHE'S NOTHING BUT A COMMON

MOBILE VULGARIS.

OH, NO!

OH, NO!

A COMMON WHAT?

TO PUT IT BLUNTLY, A WEED!

I'M NOT A WEED!

WELL, YOU WOULDN'T EXPECT HER TO ADMIT IT.

CAN YOU IMAGINE?

GOODNESS!

DON'T LET HER STAY HERE AND GO TO SEED!

GO ON, NOW!

PLEASE GO!

WE DON'T WANT WEEDS IN OUR BED!

MOVE ALONG, MOVE ALONG!

TOOT!

MEOW!

ARF! ARF! ARF!

ALL RIGHT,

IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU FEEL ABOUT IT.

IF I WERE MY RIGHT SIZE, I COULD PICK

EVERY ONE OF YOU IF I WANTED TO!

AND I GUESS THAT'D TEACH YOU.

[FLOWERS LAUGHING]

AAH!

YOU CAN LEARN A LOT OF THINGS FROM THE FLOWERS.

HMPH! SEEMS TO ME THEY COULD LEARN

A FEW THINGS ABOUT MANNERS.

A

E I O U

A E I O U

A E I O U

O

U E I O A

U E I A

A E I O U

WHO...

ARE...

YOU?

WHY, I HARDLY KNOW, SIR.

I'VE CHANGED SO MANY TIMES

SINCE THIS MORNING, YOU SEE--

I DO NOT SEE.

EXPLAIN YOURSELF.

I'M AFRAID I CAN'T EXPLAIN MYSELF, SIR,

BECAUSE I'M NOT MYSELF, YOU KNOW.

I DO NOT KNOW.

I CAN'T PUT IT ANY MORE CLEARLY,

FOR IT ISN'T CLEAR TO ME.

YOU?

WHO ARE YOU?

WELL, DON'T YOU THINK

YOU OUGHT TO TELL ME--

[COUGH COUGH]

WHO...

YOU ARE FIRST?

WHY?

OH, DEAR. EVERYTHING IS SO CONFUSING.

IT IS NOT.

Alice: WELL, IT IS TO ME.

WHY?

I CAN'T REMEMBER THINGS AS I USED TO.

RECITE.

HMM? OH! OH, YES, SIR.

UM...

HOW DOTH THE LITTLE BUSY BEE

IMPROVE EACH--

STOP!

THAT IS NOT SPOKEN CORRECTICALLY.

IT GOES...

HOW...

HA HA HA HA.

AHEM.

HOW DOTH THE LITTLE CROCODILE

IMPROVE HIS SHINING TAIL

AND POUR THE WATERS OF THE NILE

ON EVERY GOLDEN SCALE?

HOW CHEER--

HOW CHEER--

A-HEM!

HA HA HA HA.

HOW CHEERFULLY HE SEEMS TO GRIN.

HOW NEATLY SPREADS HIS CLAWS.

AND WELCOMES LITTLE FISHES IN

WITH GENTLY SMILING JAWS.

WELL, I MUST SAY, I'VE NEVER HEARD IT

THAT WAY BEFORE.

I KNOW. I HAVE IMPROVED IT.

WELL... [COUGH COUGH]

IF YOU ASK ME--

YOU? HEH!

WHO ARE YOU?

[COUGH COUGH]

[COUGH COUGH]

AH-CHOO!

OH!

YOU THERE!

GIRL!

WAIT!

COME BACK!

I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY!

OH, DEAR.

I WONDER WHAT HE WANTS NOW.

OH!

WELL?

KEEP YOUR TEMPER.

IS THAT ALL?

NO.

EXACTICALLY WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

WELL, IT'S EXACTICALLY--

EXACTIC--

WELL, IT'S PRECISELY THIS.

I SHOULD LIKE TO BE

A LITTLE LARGER, SIR.

WHY?

WELL, AFTER ALL...

3 INCHES IS SUCH A WRETCHED HEIGHT--

I AM EXACTICALLY THREE INCHES HIGH,

AND IT IS A VERY GOOD HEIGHT INDEED!

BUT I'M NOT USED TO IT,

AND YOU NEEDN'T...

SHOUT!

OH, DEAR.

Centipede: BY THE WAY,

I HAVE A FEW MORE HELPFUL HINTS.

ONE SIDE WILL MAKE YOU GROW TALLER...

ONE SIDE OF WHAT?

AND THE OTHER SIDE WILL MAKE YOU GROW SHORTER.

THE OTHER SIDE OF WHAT?

THE MUSHROOM, OF COURSE!

HMM.

ONE SIDE WILL MAKE ME GROW...

BUT WHICH IS WHICH?

HMM.

AFTER ALL THAT'S HAPPENED, I...

I WONDER IF I...

I DON'T CARE.

I'M TIRED OF BEING ONLY 3 INCHES HIGH.

YI! YI! YI! YI!

YI! YI! YI! YI!

WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!

HA HA HA HA!

AH!

A SERPENT!

HELP! HELP!

SERPENT! SERPENT!

OH, BUT PLEASE, PLEASE!

OFF WITH YOU! SHOO! SHOO!

GO AWAY! SERPENT! SERPENT!

BUT I'M NOT A SERPENT!

SERPENT-- INDEED?

THEN JUST WHAT ARE YOU?

I'M JUST A LITTLE GIRL.

LITTLE? HA!

LITTLE?

AH HA HA HA HA!

WELL, I AM.

I MEAN, I WAS.

I SUPPOSE YOU DON'T EAT EGGS, EITHER.

YES, I DO.

I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!

SERPENT! SERPEEEEEEEEENT!

OH, FOR GOODNESS SAKE!

HMM! AND THE OTHER SIDE WILL...

THE VERY IDEA! SPEND ALL MY TIME

LAYING EGGS FOR SERPENTS LIKE HER!

AHHHHHHHH!

OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH!

GOODNESS.

I WONDER IF I'LL EVER GET THE KNACK OF IT.

THERE. THAT'S MUCH BETTER.

HMM.

BETTER SAVE THESE.

NOW, LET'S SEE.

WHERE WAS I?

HMM. I WONDER WHICH WAY I OUGHT TO GO.

TWAS... ♪

BRILLIG AND THE SLITHY TOVES

UH, DID GYRE AND GIMBEL IN THE WABE

ALL MIMSY

WERE THE BOROGOVES

AND THE MOMERATHS OUTGRABE

NOW, WHERE IN THE WORLD

DO YOU SUPPOSE THAT...

Voice: LOSE SOMETHING?

OH! OH, UH...

HA HA HA. I-I WAS...NO...

I-I MEAN, I WAS JUST WONDERING...

THAT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT.

ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.

[PLAYS NOTE]

OOH!

[PLAYS NOTES]

SECOND CHORUS.

TWAS BRILLIG

AND THE SLITHY TOVES

DID GYRE AND GIMBEL IN THE WABE

WHY...WHY, YOU'RE A CAT.

A CHESHIRE CAT.

ALL MIMSY

WERE THE BOROGOVES

OH, WAIT.

DON'T GO, PLEASE!

THERE YOU ARE. THIRD CHORUS.

OH, NO, NO, NO!

THANK YOU, BUT--BUT I JUST WANTED TO ASK YOU

WHICH WAY I OUGHT TO GO.

WELL, THAT DEPENDS...

ON WHERE... YOU WANT TO GET TO.

IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER, AS LONG--

THEN...IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER...

WHICH WAY...YOU GO.

AH HAH, HAH HAH

ALL MIMSY WERE THE BOROGOVES

AND THE MOMERATHS OUTGRABE

OH, BY THE WAY...

IF YOU'D REALLY LIKE TO KNOW,

HE WENT...THAT WAY.

WHO DID?

THE WHITE RABBIT.

HE DID?

HE DID WHAT?

WENT THAT WAY?

WHO DID?

THE WHITE RABBIT.

WHAT RABBIT?

BUT DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY...

I MEAN...OH, DEAR!

CAN YOU STAND ON YOUR HEAD?

OH!

HOWEVER...

IF I WERE LOOKING FOR A WHITE RABBIT...

[CLUNK]

I'D ASK THE MAD HATTER.

THE MAD HATTER?

NO, NO, I DON'T--

OR...THERE'S THE MARCH HARE

IN THAT DIRECTION.

THANK YOU. I THINK I SHALL VISIT HIM.

OF COURSE...

HE'S MAD, TOO.

BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO AMONG MAD PEOPLE.

OH, YOU CAN'T HELP THAT.

MOST EVERYONE'S MAD HERE.

HA HA HA HA HA!

[GASPS]

YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED

THAT I'M NOT ALL THERE MYSELF.

[LAUGHS]

AND THE MOMERATHS OUTGRABE... ♪

GOODNESS. IF PEOPLE HERE ARE LIKE THAT,

I MUST TRY NOT TO UPSET THEM.

Alice: HOW VERY CURIOUS.

IF THERE ARE NO OBJECTIONS

LET IT BE UNANIMOUS

OH, A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY

A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY

A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO US

[TOOTING MUSICALLY]

A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO ME

TO WHO? OH, YOU.

TO ME.

A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU

WHO, ME? OH, ME.

YES, YOU.

LET'S ALL CONGRATULATE US

WITH ANOTHER CUP OF TEA

A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY

TO-O-O... ♪

YOU

[CLAP CLAP CLAP]

NO ROOM!

NO ROOM!

NO ROOM!

NO ROOM!

Both: NO ROOM!

BUT I THOUGHT THERE WAS PLENTY OF ROOM.

AH, BUT IT'S VERY RUDE TO SIT DOWN

WITHOUT BEING INVITED.

I'LL SAY IT'S RUDE!

IT'S VERY, VERY RUDE, INDEED!

VERY, VERY, VERY RUDE, INDEED.

OH, I'M VERY SORRY.

BUT I DID ENJOY YOUR SINGING,

AND I WONDERED IF--

YOU ENJOYED OUR SINGING?

OH, WHAT A DELIGHTFUL CHILD!

THINGS HAPPEN, I'M SO EXCITED.

WE NEVER GET COMPLIMENTS.

YOU MUST HAVE A CUP OF TEA!

AH, YES, INDEED. THE TEA!

YOU MUST HAVE A CUP OF TEA.

Alice: THAT WOULD BE VERY NICE.

I'M SORRY I INTERRUPTED YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY.

UH, THANK YOU.

BIRTHDAY? HA HA HA. MY DEAR CHILD,

THIS IS NOT A BIRTHDAY PARTY!

OF COURSE NOT.

THIS IS AN UNBIRTHDAY PARTY.

UNBIRTHDAY?

I'M SORRY, BUT I DON'T QUITE UNDERSTAND.

IT'S VERY SIMPLE.

30 DAYS HAVE SEPT-- NO. WELL...

AN UNBIRTHDAY...

IF YOU HAVE A BIRTHDAY, THEN...

YOU...

SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT AN UNBIRTHDAY IS.

HOW SILLY! HA HA HA HA!

WELL, I...

I SHALL ELUCIDATE.

[TOOTING MUSICALLY]

NOW STATISTICS PROVE

PROVE THAT YOU'VE ONE BIRTHDAY.

IMAGINE JUST ONE BIRTHDAY EVERY YEAR.

AH, BUT THERE ARE 364 UNBIRTHDAYS!

PRECISELY WHY WE'RE GATHERED HERE TO CHEER!

WHY, THEN TODAY'S MY UNBIRTHDAY, TOO.

IT IS?

WHAT A SMALL WORLD THIS IS.

IN THAT CASE...

A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY

TO ME?

TO YOU!

A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY

FOR ME?

FOR YOU.

NOW BLOW THE CANDLE OUT, MY DEAR,

AND MAKE YOUR WISH COME TRUE.

A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY

TO YOU

TWINKLE, TWINKLE, LITTLE BAT.

HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU'RE AT.

UP ABOVE THE WORLD YOU FLY,

LIKE A TEA TRAY IN THE SKY.

OH, THAT WAS LOVELY.

AND NOW, MY DEAR,

YOU WERE SAYING THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEEK--

PARDON ME.

YOU WERE SEEKING SOME INFORMATION OF SOME KIND?

OH, YES. YOU SEE, I'M LOOKING FOR--

CLEAN CUP! CLEAN CUP!

MOVE DOWN!

BUT I HAVEN'T USED MY CUP.

CLEAN CUP, CLEAN CUP

MOVE DOWN, MOVE DOWN

CLEAN CUP, CLEAN CUP, MOVE DOWN

WOULD YOU LIKE A LITTLE MORE TEA?

I HAVEN'T HAD ANY YET,

SO I CAN'T VERY WELL TAKE MORE.

AH, YOU MEAN

YOU CAN'T VERY WELL TAKE LESS.

YES. YOU CAN ALWAYS TAKE MORE THAN NOTHING.

BUT I ONLY MEANT THAT--

AND NOW, MY DEAR,

SOMETHING SEEMS TO BE TROUBLING YOU.

WON'T YOU TELL US ALL ABOUT IT?

START AT THE BEGINNING.

YES, YES.

AND WHEN YOU COME TO THE END...

STOP! SEE?

WELL, IT ALL STARTED WHILE I WAS SITTING

ON THE RIVERBANK WITH DINAH.

VERY INTERESTING.

WHO'S DINAH?

WHY, DINAH'S MY CAT. YOU SEE--

CAT? CAT!

WHAT'S GOT INTO HIM?

HURRY! HEAD HIM OFF!

GET THE JAM! QUICK!

GET THE JAM! ON HIS NOSE!

PUT IT ON HIS NOSE!

ON HIS NOSE, ON HIS NOSE.

C-C-CAT...

OHH...

OH, MY GOODNESS.

THOSE ARE THE THINGS THAT UPSET ME.

SEE ALL THE TROUBLE YOU'VE STARTED?

BUT REALLY, I DIDN'T THINK--

THAT'S THE POINT. IF YOU DON'T THINK,

YOU SHOULDN'T TALK.

CLEAN CUP! CLEAN CUP! MOVE DOWN, MOVE DOWN!

BUT I STILL HAVEN'T USED--

MOVE DOWN, MOVE DOWN

MOVE DOWN

NOW, MY DEAR, AS YOU WERE SAYING?

OH, YES.

I WAS SITTING ON THE RIVERBANK,

WITH, UH... YOU KNOW WHO.

I DO?

I MEAN MY C-A-T.

TEA!

JUST A HALF A CUP, IF YOU DON'T MIND.

COME, COME, MY DEAR,

DON'T YOU CARE FOR TEA?

WHY, YES, I'M VERY FOND OF TEA.

IF YOU DON'T CARE FOR TEA, YOU COULD

AT LEAST MAKE POLITE CONVERSATION.

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO ASK--

I HAVE AN EXCELLENT IDEA.

LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

WHY IS A RAVEN LIKE A WRITING DESK?

RIDDLES?

LET ME SEE, NOW.

WHY IS A RAVEN

LIKE A WRITING DESK?

I BEG YOUR PARDON?

WHY IS A RAVEN LIKE A WRITING DESK?

WHY IS A WHAT?

CAREFUL. SHE'S STARK RAVIN' MAD.

BUT IT'S YOUR SILLY RIDDLE.

YOU JUST SAID--

DON'T GET EXCITED.

HOW ABOUT A NICE CUP OF TEA?

HAVE A CUP OF TEA, INDEED!

WELL, I'M SORRY,

BUT I JUST HAVEN'T THE TIME!

THE TIME! THE TIME! WHO'S GOT THE TIME?

NO, NO, NO. NO TIME, NO TIME, NO TIME.

HELLO. GOOD-BYE. I'M LATE! I'M LATE!

THE WHITE RABBIT!

I'M SO LATE. I'M SO VERY, VERY LATE.

NO WONDER YOU'RE LATE.

THIS CLOCK IS EXACTLY TWO DAYS SLOW.

TWO DAYS SLOW?

OF COURSE YOU'RE LATE.

MY GOODNESS.

WE'LL HAVE TO LOOK INTO THIS.

AHA!

I SEE WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS.

WHY, THIS WATCH IS FULL OF WHEELS.

OH, MY POOR WATCH!

OH, MY WHEELS AND SPRINGS.

BUT--BUT--BUT--BUT...

BUTTER! OF COURSE!

IT NEEDS SOME BUTTER. BUTTER!

BUTTER!

BUT-BUTTER?

BUTTER. THANK YOU. BUTTER.

YES, THAT'S FINE.

OH, NO. NO, NO, NO.

YOU'LL GET CRUMBS IN IT!

OH, THIS IS THE VERY BEST BUTTER.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

TEA?

TEA!

OH, I NEVER THOUGHT OF TEA. OF COURSE!

NO! NOT TEA!

SUGAR?

SUGAR. TWO SPOONS.

TWO SPOONS. THANK YOU. YES.

BE CAREFUL!

JAM?

JAM! I FORGOT ALL ABOUT JAM.

JUST SHOWS YOU WHAT A PASTE WILL DO.

MUSTARD!

MUSTARD, YES.

MUSTARD?

DON'T LET'S BE SILLY.

LEMON. THAT'S DIFFERENT.

THERE. THAT SHOULD DO IT.

[RINGS]

LOOK AT THAT!

WHAT'S GOING ON?

OH, MY GOODNESS.

OH, DEAR.

Hatter: OH, MY.

Hare: MAD WATCH.

MAD WATCH, MAD WATCH!

MAD WATCH!

Hatter: OH, MY!

THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO STOP A MAD WATCH.

THE TEA WAS TOO STRONG.

TWO DAYS SLOW, THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

OH, MY WATCH.

IT WAS?

AND IT WAS AN UNBIRTHDAY PRESENT.

Hare: IN THAT CASE...

A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY

TO-O-O

YOU

MR. RABBIT! OH, MR. RABBIT!

NOW WHERE DID HE GO TO?

♪ ...TO US, TO US

A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY

TO US, TO US

OF ALL THE SILLY NONSENSE.

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST TEA PARTY

I'VE EVER BEEN TO IN ALL MY LIFE!

WELL, I'VE HAD ENOUGH NONSENSE.

I'M GOING HOME.

STRAIGHT HOME.

THAT RABBIT.

WHO CARES WHERE HE'S GOING ANYWAY?

IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR HIM, I--

"TULGEY WOOD."

HMM. CURIOUS.

I DON'T REMEMBER THIS.

NOW, LET ME SEE...

OH!

NO, NO, PLEASE.

NO MORE NONSENSE.

NOW, IF I CAME THIS WAY,

I SHOULD GO BACK THIS WAY.

HONK!

I BEG YOUR PARDON.

[HONKING]

[CROAKING]

[DRUMMING]

[CYMBALS CRASH]

[DRUMMING]

[CYMBALS CRASH]

GOODNESS.

WHEN I GET HOME,

I SHALL WRITE A BOOK ABOUT THIS PLACE.

IF I--IF I EVER DO GET HOME.

[SQUAWKING]

Alice: OH, EXCUSE ME!

COULD ONE OF YOU TELL ME--

[SCREECHING]

UH...

NEVER MIND.

[CAW CAW]

OH, DEAR.

IT'S GETTING DREADFULLY DARK,

AND NOTHING LOOKS FAMILIAR.

[DIGGING]

I SHALL CERTAINLY BE GLAD TO GET OUT OF--OH!

[SQUEAKING]

[CHIRPING]

[HOO]

[HOO HOO]

[HOO]

[HOO HOO]

IT WOULD BE SO NICE

IF SOMETHING WOULD MAKE SENSE FOR A CHANGE.

OH!

THE MOMERATHS?

[GASP]

A PATH!

OH, THANK GOODNESS.

I JUST KNEW I'D FIND ONE SOONER OR LATER.

IF I HURRY, PERHAPS I MIGHT EVEN

BE HOME IN TIME FOR TEA.

WON'T DINAH BE HAPPY TO SEE ME!

I JUST CAN'T WAIT TILL I--OH!

OH, DEAR.

NOW I--NOW I SHALL NEVER GET OUT.

WELL...

WHEN ONE'S LOST,

I SUPPOSE IT'S GOOD ADVICE

TO STAY WHERE YOU ARE

UNTIL SOMEONE FINDS YOU.

BUT...BUT WHO'D EVER THINK TO LOOK FOR ME HERE?

GOOD ADVICE.

IF I'D LISTENED EARLIER,

I WOULDN'T BE HERE.

BUT THAT'S JUST THE TROUBLE WITH ME.

I GIVE MYSELF VERY GOOD ADVICE...

BUT I VERY SELDOM FOLLOW IT

THAT EXPLAINS

THE TROUBLE THAT I'M ALWAYS IN

BE PATIENT

IS VERY GOOD ADVICE

BUT THE WAITING MAKES ME CURIOUS

AND I'D LOVE THE CHANGE

SHOULD SOMETHING STRANGE

BEGIN

WELL...

I WENT ALONG MY MERRY WAY

AND I NEVER STOPPED TO REASON

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN

THERE'D BE A PRICE TO PAY

SOMEDAY

SOMEDAY

SOMEDAY

SOMEDAY

I GIVE MYSELF

VERY GOOD ADVICE

BUT I VERY SELDOM FOLLOW IT

WILL I EVER LEARN

TO DO THE THINGS I SHOULD? ♪

WILL I EVER LEARN

LEARN TO DO THE THINGS

I SHOULD? ♪

HMM HMM HMM HMM HMM

AND THE MOMERATHS OUTGRABE

OH, CHESHIRE CAT, IT'S YOU!

WHOM DID YOU EXPECT?

THE WHITE RABBIT, PERCHANCE?

OH, NO, NO, NO.

I-I'M THROUGH WITH RABBITS.

I WANT TO GO HOME,

BUT I CAN'T FIND MY WAY.

NATURALLY.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO WAY.

ALL WAYS HERE, YOU SEE,

ARE THE QUEEN'S WAYS.

BUT I'VE NEVER MET ANY QUEEN.

YOU HAVEN'T?

YOU HAVEN'T?

OH, BUT YOU MUST!

SHE'LL BE MAD ABOUT YOU.

SIMPLY MAD.

AND THE MOMERATHS OUTGRABE

PLEASE! PLEASE!

HOW CAN I FIND HER?

WELL, SOME GO THIS WAY,

SOME GO THAT WAY,

BUT AS FOR ME, MYSELF, PERSONALLY,

I PREFER THE SHORT CUT.

OH!

[WHISTLING]

DA DEE DEE DA DA DA

DOODLE DEE DO DEE DO DEE DO

BUM

BUM

PAINTING THE ROSES RED

WE'RE PAINTING THE ROSES RED

WE DARE NOT STOP OR WASTE A DROP

SO LET THE PAINT BE SPREAD

WE'RE PAINTING THE ROSES RED

WE'RE PAINTING THE ROSES RED

OH-H-H-H

PAINTING THE ROSES RED

AND MANY A TEAR WE SHED

BECAUSE WE KNOW

THEY'LL CEASE TO GROW

IN FACT, THEY'LL SOON BE DEAD

OH!

OH!

AND YET, WE GO AHEAD

PAINTING THE ROSES RED

RED, RED, RED, RED

RED, RED, RED, RED

PAINTING THE ROSES RED

WE'RE PAINTING THE ROSES RED

OH, PARDON ME, BUT, MR. THREE

WHY MUST YOU PAINT THEM RED? ♪

All: HUH?

OH!

WELL, THE FACT IS, MISS,

WE PLANTED THE WHITE ROSES BY MISTAKE, AND...

THE QUEEN, SHE LIKES THEM RED

IF SHE SAW WHITE INSTEAD

SHE'D RAISE A FUSS

AND EACH OF US

WOULD QUICKLY LOSE HIS HEAD

GOODNESS.

SINCE THIS IS THE THOUGHT WE DREAD

WE'RE PAINTING THE ROSES RED

OH, DEAR. LET ME HELP YOU.

PAINTING THE ROSES RED

WE'RE PAINTING THE ROSES RED

DON'T TELL THE QUEEN WHAT YOU HAVE SEEN

OR SAY THAT'S WHAT WE SAID

BUT WE'RE PAINTING THE ROSES RED

YES, PAINTING THE ROSES RED

NOT PINK.

NOT GREEN.

NOT AQUAMARINE.

WE'RE PAINTING THE ROSES RED

[FANFARE]

THE QUEEN!

THE QUEEN!

THE QUEEN!

THE QUEEN!

THE QUEEN!

[WHISTLING]

CARDS, HALT!

COUNT OFF!

1, 2, 3, 4, 5,

6, 7, 8, 9, 10, JACK!

[PLAYING BUGLE]

THE RABBIT!

HER...

HER IMPERIAL HIGHNESS,

HER...HER GRACE,

HER EXCELLENCY,

HER ROYAL MAJESTY,

THE QUEEN OF HEARTS!

[CHEERING]

AND THE KING.

HOORAY!

HMMM!

WHO'S BEEN PAINTING MY ROSES RED?

WHO'S BEEN PAINTING MY ROSES RED? ♪

WHO DARES TO TAINT WITH VULGAR PAINT

THE ROYAL FLOWER BED? ♪

FOR PAINTING MY ROSES RED

SOMEONE WILL LOSE HIS HEAD

OH, NO, YOUR MAJESTY,

PLEASE! IT'S ALL HIS FAULT.

NOT ME, YOUR GRACE. THE ACE! THE ACE!

Queen: YOU?

NO, TWO!

THE DEUCE, YOU SAY?

NOT ME! THE TREY.

THAT'S ENOUGH!

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!

[CHEERING]

THEY'RE GOING TO LOSE THEIR HEADS

FOR PAINTING THE ROSES RED

IT SERVES THEM RIGHT, THEY PLANTED WHITE

AND ROSES SHOULD BE RED

OH, THEY'RE GOING TO LOSE THEIR HEADS

SILENCE!

OH, PLEASE, PLEASE. THEY WERE ONLY--

AND WHO IS THIS?

WELL, NOW, WELL, LET ME SEE, MY DEAR.

IT CERTAINLY ISN'T A HEART.

DO YOU SUPPOSE IT'S A CLUB?

WHY, IT'S A LITTLE GIRL.

YES, AND I WAS HOPING--

Queen: LOOK UP. SPEAK NICELY.

AND DON'T TWIDDLE YOUR FINGERS!

TURN OUT YOUR TOES.

CURTSY.

OPEN YOUR MOUTH A LITTLE WIDER,

AND ALWAYS SAY,

"YES, YOUR MAJESTY!"

YES, YOUR MAJESTY!

NOW, UM, WHERE DO YOU COME FROM,

AND WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

I-I'M TRYING TO FIND MY WAY HOME.

YOUR WAY?

ALL WAYS HERE ARE MY WAYS!

YES, I KNOW. BUT I WAS JUST THINKING--

CURTSY WHILE YOU'RE THINKING.

IT SAVES TIME.

YES, YOUR MAJESTY, BUT I WAS ONLY GOING TO ASK--

I'LL ASK THE QUESTIONS!

DO YOU PLAY CROQUET?

WHY, YES, YOUR MAJESTY.

THEN LET THE GAME BEGIN!

[FANFARE]

TO YOUR PLACES, TO YOUR PLACES.

BY ORDER OF THE KING. HURRY, HURRY, HURRY!

SHUFFLE DECK!

CARDS, CUT!

DEAL CARDS!

CARDS, HALT!

[SQUAWK SQUAWK]

[SQUAWK SQUAWK]

[SQUAWK SQUAWK]

SILENCE!

YAY!

YAY!

OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

OFF WITH HIS HEAD. OFF WITH HIS HEAD.

BY ORDER OF THE KING. YOU HEARD WHAT SHE SAID.

YOU'RE NEXT...

OH, BUT--

MY DEAR.

YES, YOUR MAJESTY.

[GIGGLES]

[SNICKERS]

HA HA HA!

HA HA HA!

OHH.

STOP!

OF ALL THE IMPOSSIBLE...

DO YOU WANT US BOTH TO LOSE OUR HEADS?

UH-HUH! HEE HEE!

WELL, I DON'T.

HA HA HA!

HA HA HA!

HUH?

OW!

LA LA LA DA DA DUM

LA LA LA HMM

I SAY, HOW ARE YOU GETTING ON?

NOT AT ALL.

BEG PARDON?

I SAID, NOT AT ALL.

WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

OH, A CAT, YOUR MAJESTY.

CAT? WHERE?

THERE!

OH.

THERE HE IS AGAIN!

I WARN YOU, CHILD.

IF I LOSE MY TEMPER, YOU LOSE YOUR HEAD!

UNDERSTAND?

YOU KNOW, WE COULD MAKE HER REALLY ANGRY.

SHALL WE TRY?

OH, NO!

OH, BUT IT'S LOADS OF FUN.

NO, NO, STOP!

OH, NO!

OH, MY FUR AND WHISKERS!

OH, DEAR! SAVE THE QUEEN!

Queen: SOMEONE'S HEAD WILL ROLL FOR THIS!

YOURS!

OFF WITH HER--

BUT CONSIDER, MY DEAR.

COULDN'T SHE HAVE A TRIAL?

HUH? FIRST?

TRIAL?

WELL, JUST A LITTLE TRIAL?

HMM?

Queen: HMM...

VERY WELL THEN.

LET THE TRIAL BEGIN!

[FANFARE]

YOUR MAJESTY...

MEMBERS OF THE JURY,

LOYAL SUBJECTS...

AHEM.

AND THE KING.

THE PRISONER AT THE BAR IS CHARGED

WITH ENTICING HER MAJESTY, THE QUEEN OF HEARTS,

INTO A GAME OF CROQUET,

AND THEREBY WILLFULLY, AND WITH MALICE

AND FORETHOUGHT, TEASING, TORMENTING,

AND OTHERWISE ANNOYING OUR BELOVED--

NEVER MIND ALL THAT!

GET TO THE PART

WHERE I LOSE MY TEMPER.

[SPUTTERING]

THEREBY CAUSING THE QUEEN TO LOSE HER TEMPER.

NOW, ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR SENTENCE?

SENTENCE? THERE MUST BE A VERDICT FIRST.

SENTENCE FIRST!

VERDICT AFTERWARD.

BUT THAT JUST ISN'T THE WAY--

ALL WAYS ARE...

YOUR WAYS, YOUR MAJESTY.

YES, MY CHILD.

OFF WITH HER--

CONSIDER, MY DEAR, WE'VE CALLED NO WITNESSES.

COULDN'T WE HEAR MAYBE ONE OR TWO? HUH? MAYBE?

OH, VERY WELL,

BUT GET ON WITH IT!

FIRST WITNESS, FIRST WITNESS.

HELLO, CALL THE FIRST WITNESS.

White rabbit: THE MARCH HARE.

UH, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS, UH,

UNFORTUNATE AFFAIR?

NOTHING.

NOTHING WHATEVER?

NOTHING WHATEVER!

THAT'S VERY IMPORTANT!

JURY, WRITE THAT DOWN.

"UNIMPORTANT," YOUR MAJESTY MEANS.

SILENCE!

NEXT WITNESS.

White rabbit: THE DORMOUSE.

WELL--

SHH!

[WHISPERING] What have you to say about this?

TWINKLE, TWINKLE, LITTLE BAT.

HOW I WONDER...

That's the most important piece of evidence

we've heard yet. WRITE THAT DOWN!

TWINKLE, TWINKLE.

TWINKLE, TWINKLE.

TWINKLE, TWINKLE.

WHAT NEXT?

White rabbit: THE MAD HATTER.

OH!

OFF WITH YOUR HAT!

OH, MY.

WHERE WERE YOU

WHEN THIS HORRIBLE CRIME WAS COMMITTED?

I WAS HOME DRINKING TEA.

TODAY, YOU KNOW, IS MY UNBIRTHDAY.

WHY, MY DEAR, TODAY IS YOUR UNBIRTHDAY, TOO.

IT IS?

IT IS?

All: IT IS?

A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY

TO ME? ♪

OH, NO.

A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY

FOR ME? ♪

FOR YOU

NOW BLOW THE CANDLE OUT, MY DEAR

AND MAKE YOUR WISH COME TRUE

A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY

TO YOU

OH! YOUR MAJESTY.

YES, MY DEAR?

LOOK! THERE HE IS NOW.

HUH? WHAT? WHO?

THE CHESHIRE CAT.

CAT!

CAT!

CAT!

STAY CALM, STAY CALM.

OH, THIS IS TERRIBLE.

HELP!

STOP HIM!

CATCH HIM! CATCH HIM!

SOMEBODY HELP ME! CATCH HIM!

GET ME THE JAM! THE JAM!

THE JAM! THE JAM!

BY ORDER OF THE KING!

THE JAM!

LET ME HAVE IT!

SOMEBODY'S HEAD IS GOING TO ROLL FOR THIS!

AHA!

THE MUSHROOM.

OFF WITH HER--

OH, POOH. I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU.

YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A PACK OF CARDS.

RULE 42--ALL PERSONS MORE THAN A MILE HIGH

MUST LEAVE THE COURT IMMEDIATELY.

I'M NOT A MILE HIGH. I'M NOT LEAVING.

SORRY. RULE 42, YOU KNOW.

AND AS FOR YOU, YOUR MAJESTY.

YOUR MAJESTY, INDEED.

WHY, YOU'RE NOT A QUEEN.

YOU'RE JUST A FAT, POMPOUS,

BAD-TEMPERED OLD TY--

TYRANT.

AND, UH, WHAT WERE YOU SAYING, MY DEAR?

WELL, SHE SIMPLY SAID YOU'RE A FAT,

POMPOUS, BAD-TEMPERED OLD TYRANT!

OFF WITH HER HEAD!

YOU HEARD WHAT HER MAJESTY SAID!

OFF WITH HER HEAD!

[FANFARE]

FORWARD, BACKWARD, INWARD, OUTWARD

HERE WE GO AGAIN, NO ONE EVER LOSES

AND NO ONE CAN EVER WIN

BACKWARD, FORWARD, OUTWARD, INWARD

BOTTOM TO THE TOP... ♪

OFF WITH HER HEAD!

OFF WITH HER HEAD!

JUST A MOMENT! YOU CAN'T LEAVE

A TEA PARTY WITHOUT HAVING

A CUP OF TEA, YOU KNOW.

BUT I CAN'T STOP NOW.

AH, DON'T BE A CHINTZ!

YOU MUST JOIN US IN A CUP OF TEA.

OFF WITH HER HEAD!

MR. CATERPILLAR, WHAT WILL I DO?

WHO ARE YOU?

[COUGH COUGH]

THERE SHE GOES!

DON'T LET HER GET AWAY!

OFF WITH HER HEAD!

OHH!

STILL LOCKED, YOU KNOW.

BUT THE QUEEN! I SIMPLY MUST GET OUT!

BUT YOU ARE OUTSIDE.

WHAT?

SEE FOR YOURSELF.

WHY... WHY, THAT'S ME!

I'M ASLEEP.

Queen: DON'T LET HER GET AWAY!

OFF WITH HER HEAD!

ALICE, WAKE UP.

PLEASE WAKE UP, ALICE!

ALICE!

PLEASE WAKE UP, ALICE.

ALICE! ALICE!

ALICE!

Alice's sister: ALICE! ALICE!

WILL YOU KINDLY

PAY ATTENTION AND RECITE YOUR LESSON?

HMM? OH.

OH, HOW DOTH THE LITTLE CROCODILE

IMPROVE HIS SHINING TAIL

AND POUR THE WATERS OF--

ALICE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

OH, I'M SORRY.

BUT, YOU SEE, THE CATERPILLAR SAID--

CATERPILLAR?

OH, FOR GOODNESS SAKE.

ALICE, I--

OH, WELL. COME ALONG.

IT'S TIME FOR TEA.

ALICE

IN WONDERLAND

OVER THE HILL

OR HERE OR THERE

I WONDER WHERE

[CHORUS SINGING]

ALICE

IN WONDERLAND

HOW DO YOU GET TO WONDERLAND? ♪

OVER THE HILL OR UNDERLAND

OR JUST BEHIND THE TREE? ♪

ALICE

IN WONDERLAND

WHERE IS THE PATH TO WONDERLAND? ♪

OVER THE HILL

OR HERE OR THERE? ♪

I WONDER WHERE

The Description of Alice in Wonderland