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(Jake Eyes Intro)

Long ago in the ancient forgotten age of last week,

there was a Youtuber who wished to open his cruddy Minecraft video with a clip from the movie "Shrek."

there was a Youtuber who wished to Die in Minecraft.

But YouTube had recently demonetized his entire channel and he believed that beginning his show with clips from music videos had given them the false impression that his most popular videos were entirely composed of such clips.

He decided he needed to begin his videos in some other fashion.

He decided he needed to Die in Minecraft.

Once

hip on a time!

Kissing Snow White

Kissing Snow White "Snow Prince: [kissing]"

[ded]

Kissing Snow White On Opposite Day

Discovering that your Girlfriend Ran Out of Shampoo

Discovering that your Girlfriend Ran Out of Shampoo "Prince: Aah!"

Discovering that your Girlfriend Ran Out of Shampoo "Prince Charming Slid Down Rapunzel's Greasy Locks

Discovering that the Hare is Both a Sore Loser and a Really Good Spot "Animals: [cheering]"

Discovering that the Hare is Both a Sore Loser and a Really Good Spot "[gasping]"

Living in a Gingerbread House to Attract Children

Living in a Gingerbread House to Attract Children (What's that sound?)

Living in a Gingerbread House to Attract Children

Living in a Gingerbread House to Attract Children (It's a bear eating a gingerbread house!)

Living in a Gingerbread House to Attract Children

Living in a Gingerbread House to Attract Grizzly Bears

Living in a Gingerbread House to Attract Grizzly Bears "Grizzly Bear: ROAR!"

Living in a Gingerbread House to Attract Grizzly Bears

Building you House out of Straw "Wolf: [breathing and blowing]"

Building you House out of Straw

Building you House out of Sticks "[breathing and blowing] [again]"

Building you House out of Sticks

Blowing down the Tremendous Terrible Tiger's Summer Home

Blowing down the Tremendous Terrible Tiger's Summer Home "Tiger: ROAR!"

Blowing down the Tremendous Terrible Tiger's Summer Home

Building you House out of Sticks "Wolf: [breathing and blowing] [sorry for again]"

Building you House out of Sticks

Blowing down the Princess's Winter Home

Blowing down the Princess's Winter Home "Princess: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

Blowing down the Princess's Winter Home

Attempting to Blow Down a Brick House "Wolf: [breathing and blowing] [more]"

Attempting to Blow Down a Brick House "[breathing and blowing] [some more]"

Attempting to Blow Down a Brick House "[breathing and blowing] [last again]"

Attempting to Blow Down a Brick House "[panting]"

Attempting to Blow Down a Brick House "That's it! I've had it!"

Attempting to Blow Down a Brick House

Attempting to Blow Down a Brick House "You better open this door now or i'm gonna..."

Attempting to Blow Down a Brick House

Attempting to Blow Down a Brick House "i-i'm gonna..."

Attempting to Blow Down a Brick House

Attempting to Blow Down a Brick House "come down through the chimney."

Attempting to Blow Down a Brick House "Practical Pig: No way! Get lost!"

Attempting to Blow Down a Brick House

Attempting to Blow Down a Brick House "Wolf: Okay, then. Here I come!"

Attempting to Blow Down a Brick House

Attempting to Blow Down a Brick House "Lumberjack: So you gonna do it or-"

Attempting to Blow Down a Brick House "Wolf: Just give it a second."

Attempting to Blow Down a Brick House

Attempting to Blow Down a Brick House "Practical Pig: Ehehehehehe [oink]!"

Attempting to Blow Down a Brick House "He'll never see this coming."

Attempting to Blow Down a Brick House

Attempting to Blow Down a Brick House (BURN!)

Attempting to Blow Down a Brick House

Lighting a Fireplace in a Minecraft House "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

Attempting to Blow Down a Brick House

Receiving a Request to Insure a House of Straw "XD Guy: Haahaaaahaaaahhaaaaaa!!"

Receiving a Request to Insure a House of Straw "[ded]"

Transforming into Mouse in Front of a Cat

Transforming into Mouse in Front of a Cat "[boosh]"

Transforming into Mouse in Front of a Cat

Transforming into Mouse in Front of a Cat "Cat: [gulping]"

Transforming into Mouse in Front of a Cat

Transforming into Mouse in Front of a Cat "[snickering]"

Swallowing a Creature that Can Change its Size at Will "[snickering]"

Swallowing a Creature that Can Change its Size at Will (The cat is gonna pop!!)

Swallowing a Creature that Can Change its Size at Will "[pop]"

Swallowing a Creature that Can Change its Size at Will

Using Candy Wafers to Protect your House from Rain

Using Candy Wafers to Protect your House from Rain "[splat]"

Using Candy Wafers to Protect your House from Rain

Guy: I wish for immortality!

Genie: Your wish is my command! (His catchphrase is based from Gelli's catchphrase from Wansapanataym.)

[sparkling]

Guy: Woohoo!

Ned: Hey! You didn't grant his wish!

Genie: Yes, I did. He wished for immortality, but he didn't say WHO he wanted to become immortal.

Failing to Make Sufficiently Specific Wishes

Cocky-Locky: Where are you going, Henny-Penny?

Henny-Penny: I'm going to go tell the king that the sky is falling!

Cocky-Locky: May I come with you?

Henny-Penny: Certainly!

Goblin: Now I'm coming to gobble you up!

Troll: Oh, no! Pray, don't take me! I'm much too little that I am.

Wait a bit till the second billy goat gruff comes. He's much bigger.

Goblin: Why can't I just eat both of you?

Troll: Uh...

Cholesterol?

Assuming Trolls are Afraid of Heart Disease

Villager: Before you take my life, I have just one request. I would like just one more smoke before I die.

King: Very well. Give the man a pipe.

Villager: Thank you. Now, if you'll just give me a moment to take out my...

t | |\| |) E r B 0 ><...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

Bandit: Oh, don't worry. I'll light it for ya'

Assuming You Own the Only Tinderbox in the Kingdom

Assuming You Own the Only Tinderbox in the Kingdom "Villager: Oh. How... kind of you..."

Assuming You Own the Only Tinderbox in the Kingdom

Assuming You Own the Only Tinderbox in the Kingdom "[ded]"

Assuming You Own the Only Tinderbox in the Kingdom

Spending the Summer Singing instead of Working

Spending the Summer Singing instead of Working (C'mon, Jiminy Cricket. Hurry up!)

Spending the Summer Singing instead of Working

Writing a Story that Implies that Singers Should Not Be Compensated for Their Work

Evil Queen: Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?

(I mean... "Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?")

Magic Mirror: The fairest of them all is the Honorable Judge Winkleton of the Third Royal Chord.

Being a Big Ol' Refective Smartaxe

Being a Big Ol' Refective Smartaxe "[crack]"

Being a Big Ol' Refective Smartaxe

Relying on your Tayloring Business to Put Food on the Table "ItsPronouncedAL-Bear: Don't you worry, Jack! These spinning wheels will pay for themselves in no time! You'll see-"

Relying on your Tayloring Business to Put Food on the Table "Knight: Hey everyone. King just ordered all the spinning wheels in the kingdom destroyed. Gonna have to take these with me."

Relying on your Tayloring Business to Put Food on the Table

Relying on your Tayloring Business to Put Food on the Table "ItsPronouncedAL-Bear died of acute bankruptcy"

Turkey-Lurkey: Where are you going, Henny Penny,

Cocky-Locky,

Ducky-Daddles and

Goosey Poosey?

Henny-Penny: We're gonna warn the king that the sky is falling!

Turkey-Lurkey: May I come with you?

Henny-Penny: Certainly!

Spending the Winter in a Kingdom with No Spinning Wheels (It's cold..!)

Spending the Winter in a Kingdom with No Spinning Wheels

Ned: I wish that I was immortal!

Genie: Dangit..

Alright.

Your wish is my command! (His catchphrase again?!?)

[sparkling]

You are now immortal.

Ned: Haha! Yeah!

Wait a minute..

Genie: What's wrong?

Ned: I know how this story goes!

You made me immortal, so now i'm gonna end up getting incased bedrock or trap to the bottom of the ocean or whatever.

So I end up as the punch line of some stupid Aesop about how people should be happy with what they have or whatever.

Well, I'm not falling for that! Make me mortal again.

Genie: Well, I think you should-

Ned: Don't talk back to me! For my second wish, I want you to take away my immortality!

Genie: Yeah, I will but first you should-

Ned: GENIE! I WISH YOU'D TO REMOVE MY IMMORTALITY!!

Hhuugh... ok.

Your wish is my command. (Not again?!?!?)

*sparkle*

Changing your Mind at an Inoportune Moment

Changing your Mind at an Inoportune Moment "Ned: Heheheh. Dodged that bullet."

Sailing the Seven Seas "Ibrahim: Welcome aboard! I'm Captain Ibrahim. That's Omar,"

Sailing the Seven Seas "Omar: Hi."

Sailing the Seven Seas "Ibrahim: that's Khalil,"

Sailing the Seven Seas "Khalil: Hello."

Sailing the Seven Seas "Ibrahim: this is Yusef,"

Sailing the Seven Seas "Yusef: Sup."

Sailing the Seven Seas "Ibrahim: and that's Katzeb."

Sailing the Seven Seas "Katseb: Hey there! What's your name?"

Sailing the Seven Seas "Sinbad: Oh, my name is Sinbad."

Sailing the Seven Seas

Sailing the Seven Seas With Sinbad the Sailor

Sailing the Seven Seas With Sinbad the Sailor "[pirate ship sinking]"

Sailing the Seven Seas With Sinbad the Sailor

Sailing the Seven Seas With Sinbad the Sailor "Aww man, not again.....!"

Sailing the Seven Seas With Sinbad the Sailor

Evil Horseman: Iiiiiiiiyahhhhahahahah-

Man: Oooohohoooo!!

Pranking a Paranoid School Teacher "Evil Horseman: Wait! Think about it, it's just me! Don't-"

Pranking a Paranoid School Teacher

Attempting to Take the Prince of a Powerful Kingdom as Payment for Turning Bits of Hay into some Bling "Fox: Now, unless if you have any last minute guesses, i'm just gonna take your son and be on my way!"

Attempting to Take the Prince of a Powerful Kingdom as Payment for Turning Bits of Hay into some Bling

Catching Fish

Catching Fish "Pirate: Why aren't you swabbin' the deck with the rest of us?"

Catching Fish

Catching Fish "Fisherman: We're running low in ration, so the Captain asked me to catch some fresh meat for the cook!"

Catching Fish

Catching Fish "Pirate: Woah! I got a big one!"

Catching Fish

Catching An Extremely Unlucky Arabian Sailor "Sinbad: Phew. Thanks for the save guys! But you could've been a little more gentle."

Catching An Extremely Unlucky Arabian Sailor

Catching An Extremely Unlucky Arabian Sailor "[pirate ship sinking] [again]"

Catching An Extremely Unlucky Arabian Sailor

[shivering]

Wolf: Alright, listen up, everyone.

You all better make way 'cuz The Big Bad Wolf is coming to town!

Well, what are you all just standing there for?

Someone give me a soda, or I'll blow all your freaking houses down!

Waltz'n Yo Dumb Furry Axe into a Frosty Kingdom Wit' No Spinning Wheels (For some reason, I kept reading this in Will Smith's voice) "All: [yelling]"

Waltz'n Yo Dumb Furry Axe into a Frosty Kingdom Wit' No Spinning Wheels (For some reason, I kept reading this in Will Smith's voice)

Waltz'n Yo Dumb Furry Axe into a Frosty Kingdom Wit' No Spinning Wheels (For some reason, I kept reading this in Will Smith's voice) "[ded]"

Waltz'n Yo Dumb Furry Axe into a Frosty Kingdom Wit' No Spinning Wheels (For some reason, I kept reading this in Will Smith's voice)

Ostrich-Mostrich: Where are you going Honey Penny,

Cocky-Locky,

Ducky-Daddles,

Goosey-Poosey,

Turkey-Lurkey,

Parrot-Garrett,

Growly-Joey,

Bluejay-Luge,

Dovey-Bovey,

Cardinal-Pardnal,

Canery-Larry,

Rattling off the Names of Every Member of a Mob of Fowl Without Taking a Breath "and SwAnNy jOhnEy?"

Rattling off the Names of Every Member of a Mob of Fowl Without Taking a Breath "[ded]"

Rattling off the Names of Every Member of a Mob of Fowl Without Taking a Breath

Mister: You think he had insurance?

Pirate: I hope so, but I bet it's gonna be hard to keep up with his premium now.

Sinbad: Oh, hey guys, what's up?

Standing on a Beach Near Sinbad the Sailor "Mister: Stay away, Sinbad!"

Pirate: Yeah, we ain't going through that mess again.

Sinbad: Oh, calm down, guys. We're on dry land.

You don't have to worry about sinking on...

2 Persons: [sinking]

Sinbad: ...quicksand?

Evil Queen: Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?

Evil Queen: Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the MOST BEAUTIFUL of them all?

Evil Queen: Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?

Magic Mirror: The most beautiful of them all is

Snow Whi- Thumbelina- the Little- Bell-

Thumb- the Little Mer-

Attempting to Answer a Paradox "Thumbe- Thumbe- Thumbe- Thumbe- Thumbe- Thumbe-"

Attempting to Answer a Paradox (BSOD)

Attempting to Answer a Paradox

Princess: You're alive! What happened? Someone said they were going to execute you!

Villager: Don't worry, dear!

I used a magic tinderbox to summon a pack of giant dogs to viciously slaughter the king and queen so I could take over the kingdom!

Isn't that lovely, dear?

Dear?

Assuming your Girlfriend would be Cool with you Slaughtering her Entire Family

Fairy Godmother: But remember, deary. You must be back before the stroke of midnight.

Cinderella: Oh, thank you, Fairy Godmother! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

Cinderella: Oh, thank you, Fairy Godmother! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! (Watch out! Don't jump!)

[glass shattering]

Failing to Contain your Excitement

Failing to Contain your Excitement "[ded]"

Failing to Contain your Excitement "Cindy was Slain by Sepsis"

Chasing an Englishman Down a Beanstalk "Giant: Fee-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman!"

Chasing an Englishman Down a Beanstalk "Be he alive or be he ded, I'll grind his bones to make mor-"

Chasing an Englishman Down a Beanstalk "[braking]"

Chasing an Englishman Down a Beanstalk

Chasing an Englishman Down a Beanstalk (Yes!)

Chasing an Englishman Down a Beanstalk

Chasing an Englishman Down a Beanstalk "[ded]"

Chasing an Englishman Down a Beanstalk

Fox: Where are you going, Henny-Penny?

Henny-Penny: We're gonna warn the king that the sky is falling!

Fox: Oh, well, why don't you take the shortcut through my den?

Ahahahahahahahahahaha.

Henny-Penny: Oh, you'd do that for us?! Thank you.

Alright, Cocky-Locky,

Ducky-Daddles,

Goosey-Poosey,

Turkey-Lurkey,

Parrot-Garrett,

Crowey-Joey,

Bluejay-Luge,

Dovey-Bovey,

Cardinal-Pardnal,

Canary-Larry,

Swanny-Johnny, Ostrich-Mostrich, Flamingo-Ringo,

Ostrich-Mostrich,

Flamingo-Ringo,

[jazz music]

Phoenix-Lennox and

Cassowary-Jerry.

Let's go see the king!

Redirecting a Zealous Mob Toward your House "Fox: Wait, no! Slow down! One at a tim-"

Redirecting a Zealous Mob Toward your House

Crossing a Troll Infested Bridge

Crossing a Troll Infested Bridge "Goblin: Who's that tripping over my bridge?!"

Crossing a Troll Infested Bridge

Crossing a Troll Infested Bridge "Wolf: It ain't me! I'm sober!"

Crossing a Troll Infested Bridge

Crossing a Troll Infested Bridge "Goblin: What are you doing here?"

Crossing a Troll Infested Bridge

Crossing a Troll Infested Bridge "Wolf: I heard there with some tasty livestock on the other end of this bridge."

Crossing a Troll Infested Bridge

Crossing a Troll Infested Bridge "So I'm gonna go make myself some chocolate gruffles, if you get my drift!"

Crossing a Troll Infested Bridge

Crossing a Troll Infested Bridge "Goblin: Now I'm coming to gobble you up!"

Crossing a Troll Infested Bridge

Crossing a Troll Infested Bridge "Wolf: Not if I gobble you up first!"

Crossing a Troll Infested Bridge

...Uh...

...Uh...I don't...

Tresspassing on a Giant's Property "Giant: Fee-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman!"

Tresspassing on a Giant's Property "Be he alive or be he ded, I'll grind his bones to make more bread!"

Tresspassing on a Giant's Property "Guy: Uh, actually, I'm an American."

Oh, never mind then. Too much trans fat.

Crying Wolf Too Many Times

Crying Wolf Too Many Times "Wolf: Oh Goody!"

Crying Wolf Too Many Times "That's a nice buffet you've set up here."

Crying Wolf Too Many Times "Boy: Guys, Guys! Come quick! There's a wolf here!"

Crying Wolf Too Many Times "Man 1: We ain't fallin' for that again kid!"

Crying Wolf Too Many Times "Man 2: Yeah! Shut up twerp!"

Crying Wolf Too Many Times "Boy: But guys! There really is a wolf this time!"

Crying Wolf Too Many Times "Man 2: Yeah? Well, maybe you can convince him to fly off in his goodyear blimp with Elvis Presley to go visit the Loch Ness monster!"

Crying Wolf Too Many Times "Man 1: Haha, Good one crash!"

Crying Wolf Too Many Times "Man 2: Shut up. No it wasn't."

Crying Wolf Too Many Times "Wolf: Sorry kid, but it looks like you buttdialed 911 one to many times!"

Crying Wolf Too Many Times "Now i'mma make me some lamb chops!"

Crying Wolf Too Many Times "Boy: Hey guys, come help me deal with this wolf over here."

Crying Wolf Too Many Times "[gasping] Trustworthy Troy? Is that you?!"

Attempting to Eat the Sheep of the Village Impressionist

Aladdin: Mom! Mom! Great news!

Aladdin's Mom: What's that, dear?

Aladdin: Disney's gonna make a movie about me!

Raising a Child Whose Shenanigans get Adapted into a Disney Film

Raising a Child Whose Shenanigans get Adapted into a Disney Film "Aladdin's Mom: I love you, Aladdin." (Her last word...)

Raising a Child Whose Shenanigans get Adapted into a Disney Film "[ded] Aladdin's Mom was slain for Plot Convenience"

Raising a Child Whose Shenanigans get Adapted into a Disney Film "Aladdin's Mom was slain for Plot Convenience" "Aladdin: Mommy!"

Raising a Child Whose Shenanigans get Adapted into a Disney Film "Aladdin's Mom was slain for Plot Convenience"

King: What?! You're telling me she won't wake up for a century?!

Fairy: Never fear my liege. I shall cast a spell that will put the whole kingdom to sleep until she wakes.

[sparkling]

Sharpening the Royal Guillotine in a Kingdom with a Snoozy Princess

Working with Molten Iron in a Kingdom with a Snoozy Princess

Receiving a Lung Transplant in a Kingdom with a Snoozy Princess

Climbing your Girlfriend's Recently Washed Hair in a Kingdom with a Snoozy Sister

Fighting a Dragon "Knight: Your days of terrorizing this kingdom are over, foul worm! For you shall now feel the wrath of my dragon being arrows!"

Fighting a Dragon

Fighting a Dragon in a Kingdom with a Snoozy Princess

Not Being Careful What you Wish For "Genie: For freeing me from my small glass prison, I shall grant you three wishes."

Not Being Careful What you Wish For

Not Being Careful What you Wish For "Stu: Any wishes?"

Not Being Careful What you Wish For

Not Being Careful What you Wish For "Genie: Yes, no matter how bizarre, no matter how impossible no matter what-"

Not Being Careful What you Wish For "horrible unforeseen side effects come back to bite you."

Not Being Careful What you Wish For "I can grant any-"

Not Being Careful What you Wish For "Stu: Gimme a sandwich!"

Not Being Careful What you Wish For

Not Being Careful What you Wish For "Genie: Uh... ok?"

Not Being Careful What you Wish For "Alright. Now that you've dipped your toe in the water, what do you really want?"

Not Being Careful What you Wish For "Stu: That sandwich was good! Give me another sandwich!"

Not Being Careful What you Wish For

Genie: Ok, you still have one more wish.

Lemme guess, you want a... sandwich?

Stu: No, I had enough sandwiches.

Gimme a hoagie!

Fluttering Over a Tranquil Pond

Fluttering Over a Tranquil Pond Full of Hungry Frogs

Shrek: WHAT

Failing to Think of Fairy Tale Jokes that Shrek Didn't Already Do "Shrek: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY"

Failing to Think of Fairy Tale Jokes that Shrek Didn't Already Do "Shrek: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY INTELECTUAL PROPERTYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!"

Failing to Think of Fairy Tale Jokes that Shrek Didn't Already Do

Failing to Think of Fairy Tale Jokes that Shrek Didn't Already Do "jayRiott received a more literal copyright strike than usual"

Failing to Think of Fairy Tale Jokes that Shrek Didn't Already Do "jayRiott received a more literal copyright strike than usual so did Shrek"

Failing to Think of Fairy Tale Jokes that Shrek and Gary Larosn Didn't Already Do "jayRiott received a more literal copyright strike than usual so did Shrek"

Sneaking into the Thieves' Hideout

Sneaking into the Thieves' Hideout "Arabian Man: Open sesame!"

Sneaking into the Thieves' Hideout

Sneaking into the Thieves' Hideout "Thief: Aha!"

Sneaking into the Currently Occupied Thieves' Hideout

Sneaking into the Currently Occupied Thieves' Hideout "Arabian Man: Close Sesame!"

Assaulting Someone Through a Voice-Activated Door

Appearing in the Original Version of the Story

Drawing the Short Straw "Man: I'm sorry, sir, but we can't sue them! The original Pinocchio story is in the public domain!"

Drawing the Short Straw "Mickey: Yeah? Well, soon everything you ever written will be too! Haha!"

Drawing the Short Straw

Drawing the Short Straw "Man: Aaaaaahhoohoohoo-

Drawing the Short Straw

Wolf: Hey little girl, where are you going-

Little Red Riding Hood: I'm not talking to you! You're a stranger!

Wolf: Oh...

Standing Within Speaking Distance of a Hungry Wolf

Standing Within Speaking Distance of a Hungry Wolf "Why didn't I just try that in the first place?"

Standing Within Speaking Distance of a Hungry Wolf

King: You're right. I can't think of more than three that actually have fairies in them, either. They should call them Kingtales!

Knight: Your highness! We have a visitor who claims to have an urgent message for you!

King: Very well. Let them in!

Fowl Ball "Henny-Penny: The sky is falling! The sky is falling! The sky is falling! The sky is falling!"

Dice Guy: And so, Henny Penny was formally recognized as the kingdom's new warrior queen. In what future historians will call: The Great Chicken Coop.

Arabian King: I thought the P was silent.

Dice Guy: Well, normally it is, but this time it's about a chicken so..

Arabian King: Oh, oh, okay, I get it, i get it. Heh.

Those were some funny stories, but now that you're done we can begin your execution.

No, wait! I can come up with more!

Once there was a king who..

Who....

Uhhhh..

Running Out of Amusing Anecdotes "TNT warehouse?"

Running Out of Amusing Anecdotes

Running Out of Amusing Anecdotes "Arabian King: Kill him."

Running Out of Amusing Anecdotes

Running Out of Amusing Anecdotes "[ded]"

The End

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