This department looks nice.
Are you sure?
Because this is the top floor.
There's no more clothes above this floor.
No, I have a good feeling about this floor.
How about... this shirt?
Oh, no. I don't think so.
What about this? - No.
This? - No.
This? - No?
This? - No.
Tell you what.
Why don't you pick something?
I thought you were going to help me.
Flying solo, huh?
This is something I could see myself wearing.
You like this? - Yeah, yeah.
Let me see that.
How is it going in there?
Whatever happened to zippers?
I miss zippers.
I don't know, Alan. Maybe there were too many injuries.
Nobody ever got their balls caught in a button hole.
Come on, let's see.
I'm just not sure about this.
Alan, we're never going to find the right look for you unless we experiment. Now let's see.
I'm not happy with visible nipples.
Yeah. That's what's wrong with it.
We need a gay guy.
Okay, relax the shoulders.
Good, the style suits you.
Your pants hang beautifully- Oh, dear.
You're not going to be wearing those shoes, are you?
Could you show us some shoes that will go with this?
I'm sorry, I don't actually work here. I came in for a belt.
We got an outfit.
Let's go find some shoes.
No Charlie, I'm done. I can't do this anymore.
Don't worry, I'm sure there'll be a gay guy in the shoe department.
No, I changed my mind. I don't want new clothes.
What are you talking about? You look great. That guy said you look stunning.
He said 'fabulous', but that's not the point.
This is not who I am.
But who you are, couldn't get laid under water with a tank full of oxygen.
Forget it, let's just go home.
Wait a second.
I spent all day schlepping from store to store with you...
Listening to you whine...
And now that we finally found something that works, you want to bail?
I just don't feel comfortable in this stuff.
I knew it.
I knew you'd chicken out.
I'm not even going to dignify that with a response.
At least your wife had the guts to try something new.
Don't go there, Charlie.
I mean, the soccer coach was kind of a sideways move, but you've got to admire the effort.
Fine. Fine, I will buy the stupid clothes.
But I'm never, ever, going to do this with you again.
I just hope he's worth all the drama...