Top 10 Unsexiest World Records Based Around Sex
10. Oldest Twin Hookers
For 50 years, Martine and Louise Fokkens worked as prostitutes in Amsterdam. Money was the
primary motivation why the twins entered prostitution in the first place. They both came from abusive
relationships, and to survive financially they were forced to become hookers.
The twins started hustling at the age of 20, and over half a decade, had sex with 355,000
men, a record that many of us would find disturbingly jaw-dropping. At 70, the twins finally realized
that they were too old to execute some acrobatic sexual positions, and decided to quit their
9. Oldest Male Porn Star
Who says becoming a prolific porn star is only for the young? Shigeo Tokuda proved that
the oldies too can excel in this multi-billion dollar industry. Hailing from Japan — the
land of kinks — Tokuda started in the porn industry in 1994 at the age of 59. Since then
he has never looked back and plans to continue on performing in front of the camera until
2015, when he reaches 80. Tokuda has starred in more than 350 porn flicks, and most, if
not all, of his partners are very young girls, young enough to be considered his great-grandchildren.
8. Biggest Vagina
History’s largest human vagina belonged to a Scottish woman named Anna Swan. Born
on August 6, 1846, in Nova Scotia, Swan weighed around 18 pounds when she was a baby. At the
age of four, she was already 5 feet tall. When she finally hit adulthood, she reached
an astounding height of 7 feet and 11.5 inches. It’s estimated that Anna Swan’s vagina
measured around 6 inches, or 15 centimeters! This isn’t completely surprising, since
she was a giantess and all, but still quite disturbing to imagine.
7. Longest Penis
Almost all men dream of having a longer and bigger penis. But for a New Yorker named Jonah
Falcon, having a gigantic dong is not an elusive dream, but an actual reality. Jonah Falcon
is the proud owner of the world’s longest penis — when flaccid, his member measures
around 8 inches, which is 4 – 5 inches longer than the average. And when fully erect, it
reaches a monstrous length of 13.5 inches!
Falcon is bisexual, and claims to have sexual affairs with numerous men and women. Though
he enjoys wearing cycling shorts and tight jeans in public to make his gigantic member
more noticeable, he has declined numerous offers to perform in porn. Honestly, most
porn stars are probably happy to hear the news. There’s big, and then there’s tortuously
big. Guess which category Mr. Falcon falls under.
6. Strongest Vagina
Basically, women use their vaginas for two primary activities: giving birth, and sex.
However, for a certain Russian gymnast, these things aren’t enough. She has come up with
a new, creative way to put her intimate lady parts into good use. After 20 years of intense
training and practice, Tatyana Kozhevnikova has mastered the art of lifting heavy objects
using only her incredibly strong lady hole. Because of her breathtaking and mind-boggling
ability, Guinness has proclaimed her as the owener of the world’s strongest vagina.
So how strong is her hoo-ha? Well, she can easily lift a kettlebell that weighs around
30 pounds, for one thing. Naturally, Tatyana offers online lessons for women who want to
strengthen their vaginal muscles. She also offers a class that teaches men how to achieve
the perfect butt in just a couple of days. No word on if she teaches men to lift with
them as well.
5. Most Severed Penises
It’s an undeniable fact that a man’s penis is sacred to him. It defines his masculinity,
and brings color and meaning to his existence. That is why it isn’t surprising to know
that many ancient bloodthirsty warriors cut off the phalli of their enemies as a form
of punishment. One notorious ruler who practiced this brutal act was King Merneptah of Egypt.
In 1300 BC, this cruel king defeated the Libyan army during a war. As punishment, he ordered
his men to cut off the dongs of their enemies, setting the world record for the most number
of severed penises. So just how many dongs did this evil king ordered to be cut off?
More than 13,000.
4. Biggest Orgy Ever
When it comes to bizarre sexual stuff, the Japanese seems to be always on top of the
list. They invented the air sex competition, they have the annual Kanamara Matsuri or the
Festival of the Penis, and now they hold the world record for having the most number of
people having sex in the same place at the same time.
In 2010, 250 men and 250 women gathered in a secluded warehouse and participated in a
one-of-a-kind massive group sex. A professional film crew was present at the location to document
this hot, sticky event. It’s interesting to note that the whole scene was choreographed
and there were, unfortunately, no threesomes, foursomes, or even swapping of partners. Couples
only had intercourse with their respective lovers throughout the duration of the orgy
— it just happened to be 250 couples at the same time.
3. Longest Masturbation Session
Masturbating every now and then is perfectly fine. In fact, medical experts tell us that
doing it regularly can bring numerous health benefits to our bodies. However, one person
seemed to take this advice too seriously, and decided to set the world record for the
longest fapping session.
Meet Masanobu Sato, a dude from the Land of the “Rising” Sun who he is considered
the world’s greatest masturbator. He was able to stimulate himself sexually for a brain-wrecking
duration of 9 hours and 58 minutes. He executed this momentous (and scary) achievement during
the 9th Annual Masturbate-a-Thon held in San Francisco in 2009. Interestingly, in 2008
, he made his first world record by masturbating for 9 hours and 33 minutes. Even more interestingly,
they held more than one Masturbate-a-Thon.
2. Most Orgasms in a Day
An English woman named Zara Richardson holds the world record for having the most number
of orgasms in a day, up to 500 at a time! Simple things like sitting in a restaurant,
riding a train, driving her car, and even sitting beside someone on a sofa can sexually
How is this even humanly possible? Richardson suffers from a rare medical disorder called
Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS). Even the slightest non-sexual stimuli can
cause her to achieve powerful orgasms. Some women and men might find this awesome, but
Richardson says that her rare condition makes her life miserable. She is unable to do many
simple things due to her uncontrollable orgasms, she feels exhausted almost all the time, and
worst of all, she has an unhealthy sex life. Having hundreds of orgasms every day makes
it difficult for any man to sexually satisfy her.
1. Most Partners in a Day
On October 16, 2004, porn star Lisa Sparxxx achieved a seemingly impossible feat that
many of us would find extremely horrifying. On this specific day, Sparxxx had sex with
not 100, or even 500 men, but with 919 guys! This event made her the world record holder
for having the most number of sexual partners in one day.
Sparxxx desperately wanted to win the Third Annual World Gangbang Championship held in
Warsaw, Poland, even though it would mean having sex with hundreds of eager men, many
of whom were likely not attractive in the least. Still though, she did it, and now has
a place in history. And in case you were wondering, up until earlier this year, she had a very
loving (and VERY understanding) husband who was very supportive of her chosen career.
Maybe she pledged to reach 920 this year and that was the final straw.