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OH, MY GOD.

OH, MY GOD, DON'T GET IN AN ACCIDENT.

THAT'S LIKE REALLY... REALLY... BIG.

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE SKYLER.

I REALLY WANT ANOTHER KID.

(man) ONE'S GOOD, TWO'S BETTER.

NO, I KNOW, YOU HAVE TWO.

IT'S DREAMDRY! FINGERS CROSSED.

I HAVE EVERYTHING CROSSED.

UM, IT IS MUCH FURTHER AHEAD THAN IT LOOKS.

CAN I JUST TELL YOU HOW MANY PEOPLE A DAY

ASK ME WHEN IS MY SALON IS OPENING UP?

(Joey) WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH CANDY IN HERE?

(Rachel) I BOUGHT ORGANIC CANDY FOR MY SON.

WHY WOULD YOU BUY HIM ORGANIC CANDY?

THAT'S SO BORING.

'CAUSE I DON'T WANT HIM TO HAVE ALL THAT CRAP.

YOU JUST FEED HIM CHICKEN McNUGGETS OR SOMETHING.

I WOULD NOT EVEN EAT THAT MYSELF.

YEAH, YOU WOULD.

TOTALLY.

PLEASE, GIVE ME A BREAK.

WHEN IS HE GONNA HAVE A BROTHER OR SISTER?

WHAT? I MEAN, YOU TELL ME.

RIGHT NOW, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO LIKE SHOWER

ON MOST DAYS SO...

SO YOU SAID THAT BEFORE YOU HAD HIM.

TOTALLY, AND IT'S WORKING OUT.

LISTEN, IF I DIDN'T WORK AND HAVE LIKE 18 JOBS,

I WOULD HAVE LIKE FOUR KIDS.

I MEAN, I STARTED A LITTLE LATE TO THE PARTY.

40'S LIKE THE NEW 20.

HEY, WHO'S 40 IN THIS ROOM? NOT ME.

BITCH.

LET'S BE SERIOUS.

I'M GONNA BE HOLDING SKY,

DOING MY JOB, PREGNANT WITH ANOTHER ONE.

I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT PREGNANCY'S GONNA BE.

I COULD BE IN BED ALL DAY, YOU NEVER KNOW.

I WAS VERY LUCKY WITH SKY, KNOCK WOOD,

BUT, I MEAN, YOU JUST CAN'T BE UNREALISTIC ABOUT LIFE

AND HOW THINGS HAPPEN, YOU KNOW.

YOU SOUND CRAZY.

THAT'S SO RUDE.

I'M SAYING ALL I HEAR IS A BUNCH OF BULL(bleep).

THAT'S ALL EXCUSES FOR NO REASON.

YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE GLAMOROUSLY EVERY DAY.

YOU ARE UNREALISTIC ABOUT LIFE.

YOU'RE WEARING A BALENCIAGA JACKET

THAT SOMEBODY PROBABLY CAN'T EVEN LIKE BUY IT

FOR SEVEN YEARS.

I LOVE THIS JACKET.

YOU'RE WEARING IT TO DRINK TEA WITH ME.

WELL, I JUST FELT LIKE IT WAS CASUAL.

LET ME SEE YOUR SHOES.

(Rachel) JOEY MIGHT HAVE A POINT.

I GUESS I DON'T DRESS EXACTLY LIKE A NORMAL WORKING MOTHER.

RIGHT, YEAH, A SOCCER MOM WILL LIKE HURT THEIR CHILDREN

WITH THAT NECKLACE, YOU FREAK.

I WORE 6-INCH PLATFORMS TO AND FROM THE HOSPITAL

WHEN I GAVE BIRTH TO SKYLER SO...

I THINK I HEAR HIM.

HI.

HI, SKY, SKY.

WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE?

BE CAREFUL, DON'T HURT YOURSELF ON HER SPIKES...

OH, BABY.

OR ZIPPERS OR LASHES.

(Rachel) WHEN I JUST LOOK AT SKY

I'M THINKING ISN'T THIS ENOUGH,

LIKE, AT THIS POINT, I'M JUST BARELY GETTING BY

TRYING TO DO THE THINGS THAT I'M DOING.

I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW.

BUT THEN MAYBE ANOTHER BABY MEANS

IT ALL JUST GETS THAT MUCH BETTER.

I HAVE FOOD IN MY PURSE. YOU JUST REMINDED ME.

(woman) IT'S BETTER THAN THE CAR.

I HAVE LEFTOVER PASTA IN MY PURSE.

WE SHOULD HAVE A DAILY REMINDER AT 9:10

THAT'S LIKE FOOD ROUND-UP.

YEAH, YOGURT.

TAKE YOUR FOOD OUT OF YOUR PURSE.

PUT YOUR FOOD IN THE FRIDGE.

OH, OH, OH.

(bleep) I DON'T KNOW WHY I JUST FORGOT ABOUT THAT.

THIS IS THE FALL LINEUP, SO WHAT'S ON THE TABLE

IS ONLY THE NEW STYLES.

I LOVE THIS.

SO THIS WEEK WE'RE DOING OUR HANDBAG REVIEW,

AND WE HAVE OUR WHOLE CREATIVE HANDBAG TEAM

COMING OUT TO L.A. TO PRESENT TO US

ALL OF OUR FALL PROTOTYPES.

HI.

HI, SWEETHEART.

I'M SO GREAT. HOW ARE YOU?

OKAY, I'M LIKE, WHEW, FLUSTERED.

REALLY?

FLUSTERED, YOU KNOW.

BREATHE IN, BREATHE OUT.

THERE'S A WHOLE BUNCH OF DETAILS

THAT'D WE'D REALLY LOVE TO DISCUSS...

(Rachel) OKAY.

WHICH WAY TO GO, HOW YOU'RE FEELING.

LET'S DISCUSS.

I'M ALL ABOUT ACCESSORIES. I MEAN, WHO DOESN'T ACCESSORIZE?

LIFE HAS TO BE ACCESSORIZED.

IT DOES.

I FEEL LIKE IF THIS IS MEANT TO BE SIMPLE,

THEN I THINK IT HAS TO BE A LITTLE BIT MORE OF SOMETHING.

BECAUSE THIS TO ME READS MAKEUP POUCH.

PEOPLE BUYING THIS ARE GONNA BE A LITTLE, LIKE, WHAT IS IT?

DO SOMETHING WHERE THIS READS MORE LIKE A BAG.

IF YOU TOOK A FLAP,

MADE THIS LIKE AN ENVELOPE CLUTCH

AND THEN EMBOSSED "RACHEL ZOE" IN IT AT THE TOP

BECAUSE I THINK THE PERSON BUYING THIS

IS A PERSON WHO WANTS A PIECE OF BRAND.

(Rachel) ONE OF THE GREAT THINGS

ABOUT HAVING MY NAME ON THE LABEL

IS THAT IF I WANT TO MAKE A CHANGE I CAN DO THAT,

AND THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THAT

THAT JUST GETS ME REALLY EXCITED.

I LIKE THIS ONE MORE.

THESE ARE TOO LONG. THESE ARE TOO LONG.

LIKE, I ALMOST THINK WE DON'T NEED THE GOLD THERE,

LET'S TRY IT, OKAY, FOR OUR NEXT MEETING.

TAKE THE ZIPPER TO THE TOP.

I'LL TAKE IT TO THE TOP.

YES.

THIS PIECE WOULD BE ATTACHED ON THE BODY THERE.

CORRECT.

NOW I FORGOT, YOU GUYS.

IS THIS AN ACCIDENT OR INTENTIONAL?

(woman) YES, IT IS AN ACCIDENT. THOSE ARE FIRST PROTOS.

THE COOL THING ABOUT THAT BAG

IS THE HANDLES DROP INSIDE THE BAG.

YES.

AND NOBODY ELSE HAS THAT.

(Mandana) I REALLY DO THINK THIS IS A CUTE, YOUNG BAG.

YEAH, IT SEEMS LIKE A BARBIE BAG.

LIKE, I SHOULD GET IN MY CORVETTE AND FIND KEN,

I'M JUST WONDERING, LIKE-- DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

LIKE, IT'S SO CUTE.

OH, I ALSO WANT TO MAKE A CAMERA CASE BAG.

SO I WANT TO DO THIS COLOR, I THINK IT LOOKS GREAT.

I CAN'T DO THIS, I JUST CAN'T.

IT'S JUST NOT ME.

WE JUST FOUND THIS MATERIAL AND WE LOVE IT.

YEAH, I'VE BEEN STARING AT IT FOR 10 MINUTES.

REALLY? YEAH, PLEASE.

HATED THEM.

YES, PLEASE, I'LL TAKE IT AND RAISE YOU FIVE MORE, YEAH.

I JUST WANT TO SAY I OVERALL REALLY, LIKE, LOVE EVERYTHING.

I KNOW WE'RE TWEAKING AND TWEAKING

BUT I THINK WE LIKE ARE IN OUR GROOVE.

HI, BUGS.

HI, BUGS. WHERE'S MY BUGS?

I DON'T KNOW.

HE FELL ASLEEP IN THE CAR

AND MY DAD WAS CARRYING UP THE CAR SEAT WITH HIM,

BUT THEY'RE NOT IN THE DOWNSTAIRS OFFICE.

I'M BEING SERIOUS. I'M LOOKING.

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT TO ME? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY TOOK HIM.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THE BABY IS?

(woman) RACHEL, LIKE, LOST THE BABY.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST SAID?

(Rachel) YEAH, I MEAN, IF I HAVE A SECOND CHILD

IT'S LIKE, DON'T LEAVE THE BABY.

OKAY, WE NEED TO LOCATE OUR CHILD.

THAT'S WHY I CAME IN HERE. I THOUGHT HE WAS IN HERE.

HELLO?

BUGS? HONEY?

OKAY, WELL, CAN YOU CONFIRM?

I'M GONNA REALLY THINK THE BABY'S MISSING.

RUSTY'S WITH HIM.

I MEAN, I JUST THINK MEN ARE JUST--

THEY HAVE NO BRAIN CELLS,

LIKE, I JUST GENUINELY THINK IT DOESN'T REGISTER,

LIKE, THAT'S WHY THEY ALWAYS GO,

"LET'S JUST HAVE BABIES.

YEAH, LET'S HAVE LIKE FOUR OR FIVE OF THEM," AND I'M LIKE...

(Mandana) I HAVE A BIGGER PROBLEM WITH RODGER.

WHAT IS HE WEARING? WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?

DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?

SWEETHEART, I DON'T LOOK ANYMORE.

(Rachel) I NEED TO GIVE MY HUSBAND A MAKEOVER.

I THINK I NEED TO PAY SOME ATTENTION TO HIM.

I JUST HAVE TO TAKE HIM TO ONE PLACE

AND BUY HIM EVERYTHING

BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN

TO LIKE MOVE AROUND, AND I HAVE TO MAKE SURE

HE'S ON A FULL STOMACH AND LIKE HYDRATED

AND LIKE, YEAH, ANYWAY, OKAY, BACK TO BAGS.

SORRY ABOUT THAT LITTLE DIVERSION.

(Rachel) BABE?

(Rodger) YES, LOVE.

REMEMBER, THE POINT OF THIS IS THAT YOU NEED A MAKEOVER.

THE BIGGEST MAKEOVER EVER.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I NEED A MAKEOVER?

I'M AWESOME.

YOU HAVE, LIKE, NEW HAIR AND YOU DON'T HAVE NEW CLOTHES

BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO CHEAP TO LET ME BUY YOU ANYTHING.

I'M NOT TOO CHEAP, HONEY.

I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE BOTHERED.

OH, THE ONE THING I DO NEED IS A BEIGE BLAZER.

OR A BROWN BLAZER, NO I'M SERIOUS.

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BUY ANYTHING BEIGE.

NO, BROWN.

HI, ADAM.

HI, ADAM.

HI. MWAH.

HI, GORGEOUS.

HI, BABY.

WEARING LEATHER PANTS?

YES, I AM.

IT'S LIKE REALLY WARM OUTSIDE.

ARE YOU GONNA HELP US?

I FEEL LIKE WE NEED EVERYONE IN THE STORE TO HELP US.

(Rachel) I MEAN RODGER CAN'T DRESS HIMSELF,

LET'S BE SERIOUS.

LIKE, I HAVE TO DRESS MYSELF, MY SON

AND THEN RODGER.

OW, RACH, YOU JUST HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH A SPIKE.

YOU'RE GONNA MESS UP HIS HAIRDO.

I DID?

OW.

AT LEAST YOU GOT HIT BY HERMES.

I HAVE THIS ALREADY.

NO, YOU DON'T.

THAT IS PERFECT. WE'LL TAKE IT.

HE'S GETTING IT.

DO I HAVE A SAY?

DON'T EVEN PUT THAT ON.

WHY, BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE BUTTONS?

'CAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE THE KID IN THE PLAID BLUE SHIRT

WITH TWO BUTTONS AND A COLLAR.

NO, NO, NO, NO AND NO.

I REALLY NEED BROWN.

GET OFF THE BROWN!

NO, I'M BEING SERIOUS. I DON'T HAVE ANY BROWN.

WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? I JUST WANT YOU TO LOOK LIKE--

HONEY, ARE YOU LIKE A STYLIST OR SOMETHING?

YEAH, AND I JUST FEEL LIKE YOU ALWAYS SAY

I DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO YOU, AND I'M PAYING ATTENTION

SO YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE A MORE POSITIVE ATTITUDE ABOUT IT.

I AM POSITIVELY... ANNOYED.

(Rachel) WHEN HE QUESTIONS MY STYLING

I'M LIKE THAT THING THAT YOUR MOM TAUGHT YOU

WHICH IS LIKE, IF YOU DON'T HAVE SOMETHING NICE TO SAY

THEN SHUT UP, BASICALLY.

HE HAS BLUE EYES. HE SHOULD HAVE TONS OF NAVY.

HE SHOULD HAVE GRAY.

GRAY PULLS OUT THE BLUE IN YOUR EYES.

BLACK IS ALWAYS GOOD.

HE CAN'T WEAR THINGS THAT ARE TOO FITTED.

RODGER CAN'T WEAR THAT, IT'LL GIVE HIM MAN BOOBS.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

YOU CAN'T WEAR THAT, IT'S FITTED.

DON'T TELL YOU HUSBAND HE HAS MAN BOOBS,

THAT'S SO UNSEXY.

I SAID IT WILL GIVE HIM MAN BOOBS.

WHICH ONE? I CAN WEAR IT.

I JUST THINK RODGER HAS TO

KIND OF PAY ATTENTION TO THAT SOMETIMES.

(gasps) THAT'S SO GORGEOUS.

HOW GORGEOUS IS THIS?

HELLO?

(Rodger) WHAT HAPPENS AT ALL SAINTS IS PRETTY TYPICAL

OF WHAT HAPPENS ON ALL OUR SHOPPING TRIPS.

RACHEL'S REALLY EXCITED AT THE BEGINNING.

THAT'S REALLY CUTE, HUH?

HELLO?

HOW CUTE IS THIS?

AFTER SEVEN MINUTES TOPS

SHE'S ALREADY LOOKING AT STUFF FOR HERSELF.

THAT'S SO GORGEOUS!

OH, MY GOD!

OH, MY GOD!

OH, MY GOD.

RODGIE, HONEY, YOU LOOK LIKE I WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU,

YOU LOOK SO CUTE IN THAT.

REALLY, WHAT UP?

YOU LOOK SO CUTE.

IS THERE A BACK ROOM?

(man) YES, THERE IS.

COME ON, BUGS.

WAIT, ADAM, THIS IS GORGEOUS.

SO NOW I'M PLOTTING MY STRATEGY FOR BABY NUMBER TWO,

BASICALLY, YOU JUST GOTTA BOTH GET DRUNK AND THINGS HAPPEN.

YOU KNOW, NOTHING MAKES ME WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH MY HUSBAND

MORE THAN A SHAWL COLLAR.

(Joey) YOU SHOULD WEAR A SHAWL COLLAR EVERY DAY THEN.

ISN'T THAT HOW EVERYONE HAS A KID?

(Rachel) YOU GUYS, IT'S A WRAP.

WE GOTTA GO. I GOTTA GET MY SON.

ARE YOU CARRYING THESE?

OUR SON, OUR SON.

GOD FORBID SHE CARRIES A BAG. RACHEL.

HOW CUTE IS THAT MANNEQUIN BY THE WAY?

I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

(gasps)

THAT'S THE MOST...

OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.

I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT "GLAMOUR."

OKAY.

(Rachel) IT'S A WHOLE BOHO CHIC STORY--DADADA.

THAT IS CRAY CRAY.

CATFIGHT! NO, I'M KIDDING.

(Rachel) HI, CINDY.

(on phone) Hey Rachel. How's the weather out there?

70 AND SUNNY.

You're killing me.

CINDY LEIVE IS THE EDITOR IN CHIEF

OF "GLAMOUR" MAGAZINE.

SHE'S SO SMART. SHE'S SO COOL.

SHE WORKS TIRELESSLY, AND SHE'S A HANDS-ON MOM.

But, anyway, how are you and Skyler?

HE'S AMAZING. HE'S LIKE ON A PLAY DATE.

MOMMY'S WORKING LIKE CRAZY

AND I HAVE THE GOOD FORTUNE OF BRINGING HIM EVERYWHERE,

BUT HE'S ONLY 19 MONTHS OLD,

SO I CAN ONLY IMAGINE, LIKE, WHAT HAPPENS LATER.

That's what nobody ever tells you,

that it is actually harder as your kids get older.

BUT I CAN'T IMAGINE ONE MINUTE WITHOUT HIM,

SO IT'S LIKE IT JUST--IT IS WHAT IT IS

AND I'M JUST TRYING TO ADAPT TO IT,

BUT LIKE YOU'RE MY IDOL.

SO TELL ME ABOUT--

I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS STORY.

THE MODELS ARE GORGEOUS.

I THINK IT'S GONNA BE REALLY, REALLY, REALLY FUN.

You were there in Europe.

I just feel like we've do a new bohemian for it.

OKAY, BREAK MY ARM. SURE.

THAT MAKES ME REALLY MISERABLE.

I'M SO UNCOMFORTABLE IN THAT ERA.

Exactly,

maybe we could just shop your closet for this story.

BY THE WAY, LISTEN,

IF YOU WANT TO SHOOT IN MY BACKYARD

WE CAN DO THAT TOO.

SO TELL ME LIKE WHAT, HOW YOU WANT TO SEE THIS.

You can like maybe shooting some sort of outdoor space,

really beautiful, blue sky and open spaces,

and feels very sort of California in the '70s,

and, I think, that's obviously the right vibe.

OKAY.

There's so many people who reference the look.

OH, SURE, SURE.

I THINK CLEARLY, ST. LAUREN, OBVIOUSLY,

BUT I THINK DRIES,

UM, ALTUZARRA, GUCCI.

THERE'S LIKE A WAY TO KIND OF MIX IT

TO MAKE IT KIND OF NEW AND MODERN I THINK, YOU KNOW?

And I'm actually looking at a couple of the looks

from your show that we were thinking

would work for this.

WANT MY SPRING COLLECTION IN THE SHOOT?

THAT'S SO NICE.

THIS IS AWESOME. PERFECT.

We're good, so...

SUPER EXCITED.

HELLO, HELLO. HOW ARE YOU?

HE-HEY, HOW ARE YOU?

PRETTY GOOD.

AND YOU TOO.

OH, MY GOD, YOU LOOK SO AWAKE FOR JUST GETTING HERE.

I WISH. I'M SO JET LAGGED.

ARE YOU?

YEAH.

11 HOURS IN FLIGHT.

I WANT THAT SCARF BY THE WAY.

THIS IS ONE OF MY RARE DAYS WITHOUT WEARING A SCARF.

I HAVE SO MANY SCARVES. I HAVE AN INVENTORY OF SCARVES.

I PACKED 11.

YOU PACKED 11 SCARVES?

11 SCARVES.

WELL, I TRIED TO EDIT DOWN WHAT I WAS BRINGING,

BUT I ENDED UP WITH 16 PAIRS OF SHOES AND 11 SCARVES

FOR FIVE DAYS, SO...

OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE LIKE RACHEL PART 2.

THE ANNIVERSARY PRESENT, DID SHE LIKE IT?

I THINK IT'S GORGEOUS.

WHAT YEAR IS IT, DO YOU KNOW?

FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE '50s.

THE BEGINNING OF THE '50s.

I THINK SHE'D LOVE IT. I REALLY DO.

LISTEN, THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE.

SHE REALLY LOVES IT.

I'LL ASK HER.

SHE CAN'T NOT LIKE IT.

SHE CAN'T NOT LIKE IT.

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO NOT LOVE THAT BAG.

SHE HASN'T WORN IT YET.

I MEAN, WE'VE BEEN SO EFFING BUSY.

IS SHE WORKING ON THE NEXT COLLECTION?

OH, YEAH.

I BROUGHT SOME THINGS ACROSS THAT I THOUGHT SHE'D LIKE

AND SOME GREAT '60s SHORT, WEE JACKETS

AND SOME REALLY GREAT '90s SEQUINS.

ISN'T IT AMAZING THAT '60s IS SO HOT RIGHT NOW.

AND NEXT SEASON IT'S GONNA BE--

EVEN BIGGER?

OH, EVERY DESIGNER I WORK WITH THAT'S BEEN BUYING

HAS BEEN BUYING '60s A-LINE TAILORING

TUNICS, SHIFT DRESSES.

EXACTLY.

SO APART FROM THE COLLECTION, WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON?

WE'RE DOING A HAIR SALON...

RIGHT.

DREAMDRY, THE BLOW-DRY SALON.

COOL. IN NEW YORK, RIGHT?

YEAH, IN NEW YORK.

WE ARE ALMOST OPENING,

BUT WE'LL CALL IT WITHIN THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS.

WE HAVE TO BE IN NEW YORK FOR THE OPENING,

THINGS LIKE THAT, AND, HONESTLY,

AT THE END OF THE DAY, RACHEL'S BEEN LIKE THIS--

OH, MY GOD, I'M SO TIRED. OH, MY GOD, I'M SO TIRED.

OH, MY GOD-- THAT'S ALL SHE KEEPS SAYING.

AND HOW'S SKYLER?

OH, MY GOD.

SO CUTE.

IS HE IN THE OFFICE TODAY?

UM, I'M NOT SURE

BUT YOU HAVE TO COME TO OUR OFFICE.

I'D LOVE TO.

I'VE GOT SOME GREAT VINTAGE FOR RACHEL.

OH, MY GOD, RACHEL'S GONNA FREAK OUT.

HEY BUGS, COME HERE. I WANT TO SHOW YOU.

USUALLY WHEN YOU SAY THAT IT MEANS

YOU JUST WANT TO KISS, LIKE YOU WANT TO MAKE OUT.

AND I'M NOT DOING THAT IN THE OFFICE.

I DON'T WANT TO MAKE OUT.

THAT'S WHAT MY BOYFRIEND SAID WHEN I WAS 13.

"I GOTTA TELL YOU A SECRET."

IF I TELL YOU I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING,

THEN YOU SHOULD BE IN TROUBLE,

THEN YOU SHOULD BE SCARED.

WILLIAM!

SURPRISE.

LOOK, WILLIAM'S HERE.

ALL THE WAY FROM LONDON.

HI.

I MEAN, HE IS LIKE THE BEST HAPPIEST SURPRISE EVER.

IT'S LIKE HE ROLLS IN WITH LIKE A RACK OF COUTURE.

WHO DOES THAT?

YOU MUST BE JOKING.

OH, MY GOD, WILLIAM.

OH, MY GOD.

(Rodger) SO WILLIAM IS A VINTAGE DEALER,

AND HE ALWAYS THINKS ABOUT RACHEL

WHEN HE'S OUT THERE IN THE MARKET BUYING THINGS.

HE JUST PUTS THINGS ASIDE AND WAITS FOR WHEN HE SEES US

SO THAT HE CAN FIND THINGS THAT MAYBE SHE'LL BUY FROM HIM.

REALLY, DID YOU ALTER THIS TO FIT ME BEFORE YOU CAME?

NOT AT ALL, NOT A TOUCH.

HE'S DONE THAT BEFORE.

HE'S ACTUALLY ALTERED SOMETHING BEFORE HE SENDS IT.

HEY! HI! DID YOU SEE WILLIAM?

HELLO.

DID YOU SEE WILLIAM?

CAN YOU SAY WILLIAM?

I JUST WANT HIS ONESIE.

EVERYBODY WANTS HIS OUTFIT TODAY.

I WANT THE ONESIE.

(Skyler) WALKY.

WALK.

GO WALKING.

SO...

WILLIAM.

HOW INSANE IS THAT?

SERIOUSLY? THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

IT IS, HUH?

IF YOU THINK THAT'S GOOD, WAIT TIL YOU SEE THIS ONE.

(gasps)

'60s FLARES, OSSIE CLARK.

I'M SO DELIGHTED.

(Rachel) IT'S LIKE HE KNOWS WHAT MY FAVORITE PIECES ARE

AND GETS ON A PLANE.

LITTLE ANGEL THAT LIKE FLUTTERS IN WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT

AND LIKE A THREE-PIECE OUTFIT.

RUSSIAN COLLECTION, SAINT LAURENT.

WOW.

I HAVE TO MOVE TO EUROPE

WHERE I CAN JUST WEAR THIS DURING THE DAY TO LUNCH.

LOOK AT THIS DIOR, HAUTE COUTURE, 1968.

I CAN'T. I LITERALLY CAN'T.

SO I'VE GOT ONE HERE

WHICH IS YOUR BELATED BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

WHAT? WHAT?

WILLIAM.

CAN I SHOW YOU?

SKYLER.

SKY SKY CAREFUL, LOVE BUG.

SKY, SKY.

I LITERALLY SPEND HALF OF MY LIFE CHASING MY SON AROUND.

IT'S LIKE HE'S ALWAYS ABOUT TO TAKE A HEADER.

HE'S ALWAYS ABOUT TO FALL.

DON'T GET LOST IN COUTURE, MY LOVE.

OH, MY GOD, SKY SKY.

SO.

WHAT?

1967.

(gasps)

JEAN PATOU HAUTE COUTURE.

(gasps)

WOW.

(gasps)

I THOUGHT IT WAS KIND OF YOU AS A DRESS, REALLY.

I THINK I'M GONNA CRY.

ISN'T IT AMAZING?

WILLIAM.

IT'S AMAZING, RIGHT?

THAT'S THE MOST SPECTACULARLY,

SPEC...

(childlike voice) OH, MY GOD.

AND THE THING TO BEAR IN MIND..

OH, MY GOD.

THE DESIGNER OF THIS

WAS A 24-YEAR-OLD KARL LAGERFELD.

OH, MY GOD.

SO THIS IS LAGERFELD

WHEN HE WAS AT PATOU IN THE '60s.

I LITERALLY HAVE CHILLS THROUGH MY ENTIRE BODY.

I JUST THINK IT'S SO AMAZING.

WILLIAM, I CAN'T ACCEPT THIS.

YOU CAN AND YOU WILL.

YOU CAN'T GIVE THIS TO ME.

I CAN COMPLETELY GIVE YOU THAT.

YOU CAN'T GIVE THIS TO ME.

I CAN COMPLETELY.

YOU CAN'T, SWEETIE.

I CAN.

WE CAN ARGUE ABOUT IT LATER, BUT IT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

WE'RE GONNA ARGUE ABOUT THIS FOREVER.

IT'S AMAZING.

AFTER I WEAR IT.

YES.

THAT IS THE SICKEST--

THIS IS LITERALLY THE SICKEST THING I OWN!

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. OH, MY GOD!

YOU ARE MY FAVORITE SANTA CLAUS.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS TO HAVE A SANTA.

I JUST FEEL LIKE THIS ISN'T WHEN

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AWAKE AND FUNCTIONING.

(Rachel) I'M ACTUALLY DOING "GOOD MORNING AMERICA"

THIS MORNING.

(Rodger) THIS IS LIKE DREAMDRY DAY.

OH, MY GOD FINALLY.

SORRY, DON'T MEAN TO TOUCH YOUR HAIR.

THIS IS PSYCHOTIC.

HI, MAMA.

HI, CUTE GLASSES.

THANK YOU.

THEY'RE VINTAGE. THEY'RE LIKE REALLY, REALLY OLD.

THEY'RE LIKE REALLY, REALLY CUTE.

I WAS JUST GETTING IN MY '60s KIND OF SPIRIT FOR TODAY.

WHY ARE YOUR SNEAKERS SO CUTE? SKY HAS THOSE SHOES.

REALLY?

YEAH, WITHOUT THE FUR.

I FELT LIKE FUR AT 19 MONTHS WAS A BIT MUCH.

TOO MUCH.

DON'T PUT IT PAST ME THOUGH.

SO WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT "GLAMOUR."

OKAY.

IT'S A WHOLE BOHO CHIC STORY-- DADADA.

OKAY.

SO "GLAMOUR," BASICALLY,

THEY WANT TO DO THE WHOLE SPIRIT

OF LIKE WHAT WAS IN PARIS,

SO I THINK IT'S LIKE A BIT OF THE GIVENCHY,

I THINK FOR SURE THE RAF SIMONS DIOR.

ALTUZARRA AND DRIES, FOR SURE.

LOVE ALTUZARRA AND DRIES, GUCCI.

WHAT ABOUT VERSACE?

UM, LET'S TRY...

OH, YOU DO IT THIS WAY.

YOU YOUNG PEOPLE,

YOU YOUNG PEOPLE WITH THIS NEW...

(laughs)

IT GOES UP AND I CAN'T DO IT.

YOU HAVE TO USE A MOUSE?

EH, I CAN'T.

I CAN PULL IT UP.

OH, VALENTINO.

OKAY.

ALL THOSE LONG SLEEVED BEAUTIFUL DRESSES

WOULD BE SO GOOD FOR "GLAMOUR."

BOHEMIAN BUT, LIKE, MODERN, PRETTY, FEMININE.

I DON'T WANT TO MAKE IT TOO HIPPIE-DIPPY.

OKAY.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

RIGHT.

I MEAN, I'LL PROBABLY END UP STYLING IT HIPPIE-DIPPY...

(both laugh)

JUST BECAUSE I CAN'T STOP MYSELF.

I MEAN, DO YOU WANT LIKE TURQUOISE JEWELRY?

OH, GOD. IT COULD JUST BE EVERYTHING.

THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

THAT'S WHY I'M SUCH A COLOSSAL MESS

BECAUSE I'M SO HIPPIE-DIPS,

AND, LIKE, I CAN'T EDIT MY LIFE,

SO "GLAMOUR" IS THURSDAY? FRIDAY.

WEDNESDAY.

EH.

TOMORROW, YEAH, TOMORROW, AND THEN WEDNESDAY.

HIDING. UM...

ALONG WITH THE OTHER 15 JOBS WE HAVE GOING RIGHT NOW,

I WILL BE IN NEW YORK SOON.

IT NEVER GETS EASIER.

BUT YOU'RE VERY CALM WHICH I LOVE.

I LOVE THAT YOU CAME FROM NEW YORK CITY

BECAUSE NOTHING'S LIKE A LOT TO YOU.

LIKE, YOU'RE LIKE, "OKAY, THAT'S GREAT.

OKAY, LET'S TALK NEXT."

LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE MORE QUESTIONS.

I WILL.

(woman) YOU'RE PULLING FOR RACHEL ZOE?

YES, PULLING FOR A "GLAMOUR" MAGAZINE SHOOT,

IT'S FOR THE SPRING ISSUE.

I MEAN, YOU KNOW IT'S ALWAYS HARD WITH RACHEL

BECAUSE SHE'S LIKE MRS. BOHO CHIC.

SO IT'S LIKE KIND OF HARD TO MAKE SURE THAT

I'M GETTING EVERYTHING THAT SHE'LL NEED.

YEAH.

MAYBE LIKE DARK LEATHER PANTS.

OKAY.

MAYBE THAT BAG ON TOP WOULD BE GOOD.

YEAH.

FUR--FUR VESTS WOULD BE GREAT. THIS LOOKS GOOD.

AND THEN IN TERMS OF SHOES,

LIKE BOHEMIAN LIKE SANDALS, GLADIATOR TYPE,

HIGH BOOTS, PLATFORMS, ANYTHING FRINGE.

WELL, IF YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE JUST LET US KNOW.

OKAY, THANKS.

AND I'LL GET THESE ALL WRAPPED UP FOR YOU.

YEAH, AND IF ANYTHING ELSE COMES IN.

OF COURSE, I'LL LET YOU KNOW.

I'LL EMAIL YOU.

YEAH, THAT WOULD BE PERFECT.

UGH. I'M REALLY EFFING TIRED.

OH, GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE WE HAD TO LEAVE

BEFORE SKYLER WAS AWAKE.

I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT.

IT'S SO OBNOX.

THIS IS LIKE WHEN ANIMALS, LIKE, ARE UP,

LIKE, IT JUST DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT,

I FEEL LIKE I'M IN ANIMAL KINGDOM OR SOMETHING.

ANIMAL KINGDOM, SWEETHEART?

I JUST FEEL LIKE THIS

ISN'T WHEN WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AWAKE AND FUNCTIONING.

YOU KNOW WHAT? WE'RE HERE 24 HOURS.

DO, GMA... YOU KNOW.

WHAT HAPPENS IF I DO GMA

AND I CAN'T FORM SENTENCES PROPERLY?

(Rachel) I'M ACTUALLY DOING "GOOD MORNING AMERICA"

THIS MORNING.

I'M NOT GONNA LIE, I LIVE MY LIFE PRETTY EXHAUSTED.

SWEETIE?

YES, LOVE?

HAVE I MENTIONED THAT I'M REALLY SLEEPY?

YES, YOU DID.

THIS REMINDS ME OF WHEN

I USED TO DO MUSIC VIDEOS ALL THE TIME,

AND I WAS UP AT 3:00,

ON THE ROAD AT 4:00, CALL TIME 4:30,

4:45 IN SOME FAR OFF LOCATION.

YEP.

I GUESS THE GOOD NEWS IS I'M UP FOR A BETTER REASON.

IT IS KIND OF COOL THAT SHOWS THAT I'VE WATCHED

SINCE I WAS LIKE FIVE, I'M ACTUALLY GONNA BE ON.

"GOOD MORNING AMERICA?"

YEAH.

LIKE, I'M BEYOND EXCITED ABOUT DREAMDRY

AND DOING THIS, AND IT'S LIKE A GREAT PROMOTION.

(man) COME THIS WAY! GOOD MORNING.

MORNING.

(photographers shouting)

HI, GUYS. HI.

IS CALSON OR LAUREN THERE?

WE NEED AN EARRING. DO YOU HAVE AN EARRING?

MY LIFE IS JUST LIKE CIRQUE DE SOLEIL...

WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE? I'M GONNA FOLLOW YOU GUYS.

(man) TONY, THIS WAY.

OKAY.

WALKING A TIGHT ROPE OR WHATEVER IT'S CALLED.

OH, JESUS.

(cheers and applause)

(Rachel on tv) THIS IS THE SLEEK AUDREY,

CLEARLY LIKE A POLISHED TOP.

I MEAN, I HOPE DREAMDRY'S INCREDIBLY SUCCESSFUL.

THIS IS THE JULIA,

YOU CAN SEE THE WAY THIS BRAID

KIND OF IS WOVEN THROUGH THE HAIR.

I HOPE IT EXPLODES.

THIS IS REALLY LIKE, GIRLS NIGHT OUT, FIRST DATE,

DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, GO TO A PARTY.

THIS SAYS LIKE, DANCE.

I MEAN, AND RODGER WILL LIKE LEAVE ME ALONE.

(indistinct conversations)

SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE I HAVE MY PSYCHO STYLIST HAT ON

AND NOW I HAVE A PSYCHO DESIGNER HAT ON,

AND PSYCHO MOMMY DESIGNER STYLIST HAT.

I WEAR SO MANY HATS I JUST FEEL LIKE I'M A BIG PSYCHO SOMETIMES.

(woman) THANKS, YOU GUYS.

(man) THANK YOU.

THIS IS LIKE DREAMDRY DAY.

(Rachel) SO RODGER AND I ARE ON OUR WAY

TO SEE THE DREAMDRY SALON OPENING.

OH, MY GOD, FINALLY.

DO YOU EVER GET LIKE, COLD SWEAT AND YOU'RE JUST LIKE...

EVERY OTHER DAY.

CAN YOU MAKE IT LESS HOT IN HERE?

TURN THE AIR ON?

I'M LITERALLY...

I GOTTA TAKE MY JACKET OFF, I'M SO HOT.

ARE YOU IN MENOPAUSE?

I NEED TO CALL SKY SKY. I NEED TO HEAR HIS VOICE.

I NEED, YEAH--

I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK.

LET'S CALL.

HI, RUSTY.

SKY SKY DO YOU WANT TO SAY HI TO MAMA?

(Skyler) GOOD MORNING, MOMMY.

GOOD MORNING, MY ANGEL.

(Rusty on phone) Good morning daddy.

(Skyler) No, no.

(Rusty on phone) He wants you to talk now.

HI, MY ANGEL, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

(Skyler) Daddy, daddy.

HI--HI, SKYLER, GOOD MORNING.

DADDY LOVES YOU SO MUCH.

SO, LISTEN, RUSS, I FORGOT TO LEAVE OUT AN OUTFIT FOR HIM.

UM, MAYBE THE GUCCI SWEATER,

ONE OF THE GUCCI SWEATERS BECAUSE THEY'RE WARM.

YOU KNOW WHAT? HE CAN WEAR THE GUCCI COAT--

THE TAN GUCCI COAT WITH THE TOGGLES.

THAT'D BE REALLY CUTE.

(Rusty) Okay.

OKAY, LOVE YOU RUST.

Love you honey.

BYE HONEY.

See you later.

OH, I MISS HIM.

CHILLY, NO?

NEW YORK WINTER, BABE.

LOOK AT EVERYONE GETTING THEIR HAIR BLOWN OUT.

IT'S AMAZING.

OH, MY GOD.

OH, IT'S SO GOOD.

HOW GORGEOUS!

OH, MY GOD.

HI.

HI, BABE.

HELLO!

WOW, YOUR HAIR LOOKS AMAZING.

THANK YOU.

DREAMDRY.

DID YOU GET A BLOWOUT AT DREAMDRY?

LIKE, THIS IS PSYCHOTIC.

HI, EVERYBODY!

(all) HI.

HOW GORGEOUS IS THIS?

OKAY, HOW'S YOUR BLOW DRY?

OH, AN OTTOMAN, I'LL JUST SIT.

I HONESTLY WANT TO MOVE IN.

(Rachel) I MEAN, I DO NOT KNOW ONE GIRL IN MY LIFE

WHO DOES NOT OBSESS OVER HER HAIR.

(Robin) THIS IS THE GRAND POO-BAH.

(gasps) OH, MY GOD.

I MEAN, YOU GUYS. CHAMPS, MAKEUP, AND BLOW DRY?

GORGEOUSNESS.

SORRY, I DON'T MEAN TO TOUCH YOUR HAIR.

I'M SO EXCITED. IT'S FINALLY OPEN.

I WANT TO COME EVERY DAY, BUT I THINK THAT MIGHT BE WEIRD.

(Robin) FIRST OF ALL, LET ME SAY

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE COLLECTION.

LISTEN--

THANK YOU FOR FITTING US IN.

OF COURSE.

TO THE CHEVRON FLOOR, WHICH WE SHOULD PROBABLY NAME.

TO THE CHEVRON FLOOR.

YOU BETTER COME UP WITH A NAME FOR HER.

I THINK WE SHOULD CALL HER CHEVY.

CHEVY?

CHEVY.

CHEVY.

CHEVY.

TO CHEVY.

TO DREAMDRY'S SUCCESS.

CHEERS.

CAN YOU SEND ME DAILY SALES REPORTS?

YEAH.

OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE SUCH A GEEK.

NO! YEAH.

YOU'RE SUCH A GEEK.

MICRO MANAGE

NO, JUST SO I KNOW IT.

BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS,

WE DO HAVE TO GET BACK TO THE AIRPORT.

WE GOTTA GO TO THE HOTEL, GRAB MY SON, AND LEAVE.

BYE.

SAFE FLIGHT.

OPEN.

BYE SWEETIE, THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

(Eileen) SO FOGGY.

RACHEL, DO YOU THINK IT'S GONNA CLEAR UP?

I CAN BARELY SEE YOU RIGHT NOW.

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

GOOD MORNING DIDGIES.

OKAY, GUYS? MAJOR SITUATION HAPPENED.

VOILA.

(woman) RODG, LOOK AT YOU. YOU LOOK SO DAPPER.

SHOULD I SPIN AROUND?

I FEEL LIKE WE WERE DOING THIS LIKE FULL ON

LIKE LAYERED LOOK

LIKE GQ-Y.

HOLD ON.

(laughter)

UH-HUH.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WE JUST DO LIKE A PULL-THROUGH KNOT AND LIKE...

IF I EVER WANT TO KILL MYSELF?

(laughter)

SO DO I LOOK HOT IN MY NEW LOOK?

EW!

(laughter)

(Rachel) GROSS.

LIKE, SHOULD NOT DO THINGS LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF OUR CHILDREN.

SILBS, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE NEW LOOK?

I THINK HE LOOKS GREAT.

HE DOES, RIGHT?

YEAH.

PUT THE JACKET ON THE SHOULDERS.

LIKE, JUST SO NATURAL-LIKE?

IT'S VERY PIMPY.

I THINK YOU LOOK MAJ. YOU'RE LIKE, HANDSOME.

BYE, DIDGLES.

SEE YOU LATER, BUGGY.

GOOD JOB , RACHEL.

BYE, DIDGIE DIDGE.

RODG, YOU CLEAN UP REAL NICE.

(Eileen) HI, RACHEL.

EVERYTHING'S GETTING LIKE-- GETTING SET UP.

I KNOW.

IT'S KIND OF OUT IN THE BOONDOCKS.

THE THEME FOR THE "GLAMOUR" SHOOT IS NEW BOHEMIAN.

BOHO CHIC IS VERY RACHEL ZOE.

IT'S LIKE PILES OF JEWELRY,

LONG FLOWY DRESSES, BIG FLOPPY HATS,

ROUND SUNGLASSES,

AND IT'S CLOTHES THAT RACHEL WOULD WEAR IN HER REAL LIFE.

(woman) WHAT TIME'S RACHEL GETTING HERE?

(Eileen) SHE'LL BE HERE IN 10 MINUTES.

OH, OKAY.

BUT I JUST WANT TO LIKE GIVE YOU A RUN-DOWN OF TODAY.

OKAY.

IT'S TWO MODELS, SIX TO EIGHT LOOKS,

AND WE'RE GONNA BE RUNNING AROUND ON LOCATION

SO IT'S GONNA BE A LITTLE BIT HECTIC.

CAN YOU--CAN YOU HELP ME GET THIS RACK UP?

'CAUSE HE'S HOLDING ALL THOSE CLOTHES?

THANKS.

I'M FREAKING OUT ABOUT THE WEATHER.

I KNOW, WHEN I WAS DRIVING UP I WAS LIKE...(whimpers)

SO FOGGY.

(Rachel) SO I'M LITERALLY BACK FROM NEW YORK

FOR LESS THAN 10 MINUTES.

I'M LATE BECAUSE I GOT LOST

WHICH HAPPENS VERY OFTEN IN L.A.,

AND NOW THERE'S ACTUALLY THE MOST DENSE FOG

I'VE EVER SEEN IN LOS ANGELES.

LIKE, I CAN'T SEE, LIKE 2 FEET IN FRONT OF ME.

HI.

LOVELY, LOVELY, LOVELY WEATHER.

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE A SMILEY, HAPPY,

BREEZY, HEALTHY, BLUE SKIES KIND OF SHOOT.

HI.

YOU'RE GONNA PLAY WITH MY SON LATER?

NOT TALKING TO ME. I NEED MY PHONE.

I JUST WANT TO GRAB MY PHONE.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS ON PHOTO SHOOTS,

ONE FASHION EMERGENCY AFTER ANOTHER.

MUD IS SO NOT CHIC.

RACHEL, DO YOU THINK IT'S GONNA CLEAR UP?

I CAN BARELY SEE YOU RIGHT NOW.

SO I THINK.

I CAN SEE 10 FT.

BY THE WAY, JUST SO YOU KNOW

THE ONE THING CINDY SAID TO ME ON THE PHONE

WAS I JUST WANT A BEAUTIFUL LOCATION WITH BLUE SUNNY SKIES.

I'M LIKE, NO PROBLEM.

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

(Rachel) WE HAVE A LOT TO GET DONE, BUT...

(chuckles)

I CANNOT MOVE CLOUDS.

THIS IS THE OPENER.

WE'RE GONNA START AS THEM IN A DOUBLE ON THESE.

GOD, WEIRD, JUST LIKE MY HAIR.

GORGEOUS, BOTH OF YOU.

OH, PLEASE.

DO YOU WANT A LITTLE BIT OF THE WAVE?

ME?

YEAH.

HERE, I THINK, UM...

I LIKE THE SIDES LONG BECAUSE I LIKE IT BLENDING IN

AS OPPOSED TO GOING STRAIGHT ACROSS.

WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS?

I LIKE--

LIKE MARIANNE FAITHFULL BANGS.

YEAH.

BANGS ARE STILL NEW FOR ME.

THEY'RE VERY HIGH MAINTENANCE.

EVERYONE I KNOW WITH BANGS CUTS THEIR OWN HAIR.

LIKE, WILL TRIM THEIR OWN BANGS, I WON'T.

I WON'T TAKE A SCISSOR TO MY HAIR.

HELL NO.

SO I JUST HAVE TO ASK THESE KIND OF BRILLIANT HAIRSTYLISTS

TO GIVE ME A LITTLE TRIM EVERY TIME I SEE SOMEONE.

(Eileen) RACHEL, GOOD NEWS. THE FOG IS KIND OF LIFTING.

OH, MY GOD.

LET THERE BE LIGHT.

GORGEOUS.

THANK YOU, LOVE.

I FEEL LIKE THE HAT IS JUST THE SPIRIT

OF THE SHOOT TODAY, RIGHT?

YOU WISH WHAT, SWEETIE?

IN THE SPIRIT OF BOHEMIAN?

YEAH.

USUALLY IT IS.

I THINK YOU ARE A BOHEMIAN, JAMAL.

THAT'S WHY WE GET ON SO WELL.

SEE IF YOU CAN'T GET IT IN.

OH, MY GOD. OKAY.

(Rachel) FASHION MAKES ME SO HAPPY.

(grunts)

(grunts) YEP, I GOT IT.

(Eileen) OH, THE SHOES ARE SO GOOD.

AREN'T THEY CRAZY?

THE NEW BOHEMIAN.

I JUST ALWAYS WISH THAT I LIVED IN THE '70s

AND I FEEL LIKE WHEN I GET TO STYLE A SHOOT LIKE THIS

I GET TO CREATE THAT FEELING AND THAT MOMENT.

DO YOU LIKE THEM?

YES.

SICK, SICK, SICK, SICK, SICK,

AMAZINGLY SICK.

SO ARE WE'RE GONNA START?

YES.

MAJ!

OH, MY GOD. OH, THIS IS PSYCHOTIC.

OH, MY GOD, I WANT THIS.

OH, MY GOD.

GOOD PULLING, EILEEN.

YEAH, ISN'T THAT AMAZING?

YEAH.

THAT'S HERITAGE.

SICK.

THESE ARE URWEG.

WHAT DO I SAY ABOUT THAT?

I SEE METAL FRINGE.

THIS BELT IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING.

WELL, YOU KNOW, I WAS GONNA ADD SOME JEWELRY

BUT I KIND OF FEEL LIKE YOU MIGHT BE JUST GREAT AS IS.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

YEAH, THAT'S KIND OF AMAZING.

UM, I THINK THIS IS HOW TO START A SHOOT,

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

I THINK THE LESS PERFECT THE BETTER.

PUT THESE SUNGLASSES ON. IT'S KIND OF CHIC.

KIND OF LOVE THAT.

IT LOOKS LIKE A MOON.

IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THAT'S THE MOON?

NO, IT'S THE SUN.

(Rachel) BOHEMIAN CHIC HAS REALLY GONE

TO AN ENTIRE NEW LEVEL.

IT'S LIKE REALLY SEXY AND GLAMOROUS AND VERSACE.

I THINK IT'S WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO BE,

AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES THE NEW BOHEMIAN

SO MUCH MORE INTERESTING.

BUT I DON'T KNOW. I FIND ANY BOHEMIAN INTERESTING.

CATFIGHT! NO, I'M KIDDING.

THAT WAS MAJ, YOU GUYS.

WHOO!

I GOT YOU.

I KNOW, IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE I HAVE YOU,

BUT I HAVE YOU.

(woman) THAT'S NICE. THAT'S NICE.

YVES SAINT LAURENT IS QUINTESSENTIAL BOHEMIAN CHIC.

IT'S REMINISCENT OF EVERY WOMAN I'VE EVER WANTED TO BE

IN A FLOPPY HAT ON A HILLSIDE WITH A GORGEOUS CAFTAN.

THERE'S NOTHING I WOULD CHANGE ABOUT THIS LOOK

EXCEPT PUT ME IN THAT DRESS.

WHO IS THE GIRL THAT WAS A REAL HIPPIE IN THE LATE '60s,

EARLY '70s?

SO WHO IS THAT GIRL NOW?

DID SOMEONE SAY BOHEMIAN?

YOU KNOW I WENT TO 35 GRATEFUL DEAD SHOWS.

RODGER WENT TO 100.

(Rachel) I THINK BOHEMIAN CHIC CAN BE ANYTHING

FROM LIKE AN AMAZING VEST AND CROP PANTS

WITH A LACE-UP BOOT

OR IT CAN BE AN INCREDIBLY OVERSIZED CAFTAN

WITH A FLOPPY FEDORA.

SHE LOOKS COOL AS (bleep).

THIS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IS THE NEW BOHEMIAN.

(laughs)

(Rachel) THE BEST THING ABOUT THIS WHOLE GLAMOUR SHOOT

IS THAT ONE MODEL IS WEARING MY COLLECTION

AND THE OTHER MODEL IS IN TOM FORD.

THE FACT THAT MY LOOK IS ON THE SAME HILL,

IN THE SAME GRASS AS TOM FORD.

IF I NEEDED TO DREAM OF A PICTURE,

THIS IS WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE.

(Rachel) STYLING WITH MY OWN COLLECTION IS SURREAL.

IT'S INCREDIBLE. IT'S LIFE-CHANGING.

IT'S EXCITING.

PINCHING MYSELF.

DON'T MIND ME.

PERFECT. YOU GUYS LOOK MAJ.

I WANT TO BE THESE GIRLS SO BAD, YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

THAT IS THE COOLEST (bleep) PHOTO.

PARDON MY FRENCH.

IT'S ALL HAPPENING.

WHO WANTS NOODLES?

(screeches)

NOODLES!

MOMMY WANTS TO LIE DOWN.

MOMMY'S TIRED.

OH, MY GOSH. JUST SAVED MY OWN LIFE.

CAREFUL.

DO YOU WANT A BROTHER OR A SISTER?

SISTER.

A SISTER.

RUST, IS HE OKAY?

I'M JUST HEATING UP FOOD.

IT'S BEEN A CRAZY, CRAZY WHIRLWIND OF A DAY TODAY

BUT MY DINNERTIME WITH SKY,

WE HAVE A STANDING DINNER DATE.

THAT'S LIKE MY TIME WITH HIM AND NOBODY CAN TOUCH THAT.

SKY SKY, YOU WANT NOODLES?

WHO WANTS NOODLES?

(screeches)

NOODLES!

(laughs) YOU GOTTA GET IN YOUR BIG BOY CHAIR, SWEETIE.

HOT.

GOOD.

I WISH I HAD PARMESAN CHEESE TO MAKE IT EVEN BETTER.

HERE, YOU WANT IT HERE?

YOU WANT YOUR BEAN, TOO?

DO YOU WANT MOMMY CUT IT BECAUSE IT'S TOO BIG, OKAY?

MAJ.

MM-HMM.

I WANT YOU TO EAT YOUR BROCCOLI TOO, PLEASE, OKAY?

CAN'T JUST HAVE NOODLES, YOU'RE GONNA BE LIKE YOUR DADDY.

ROUND AND ROUND.

THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND

ROUND AND ROUND, ROUND AND ROUND

HORN ON THE BUS GOES

BEEP, BEEP, BEEP

BEEP BEEP BEEP

BABY.

THE BABIES ON THE BUS SAY

WAH, WAH, WAH.

WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH

WAH, WAH, WAH

THE BABIES ON THE BUS SAY

MOMMY!

(Rachel) I'M BLESSED AND I LOVE WHAT I DO

AND I FEEL LIKE TO ADD ANOTHER CHILD,

IT'S NOT LIKE I DON'T WANT ONE.

IT'S THAT I DON'T KNOW THAT I CAN DO ALL THE THINGS

I'M DOING WITH TWO CHILDREN.

LOOK, MOMMY HAS IT ON HER HEAD.

I LEARNED THIS AT BARBIZON SCHOOL OF MODELING.

DID YOU ACTUALLY GO BARBIZON SCHOOL OF MODELING?

NO.

MY SISTER DID.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

YEAH, I MODELED FOR A DAY.

SKY SKY GET YOUR DRUMS. YOU WANT TO PLAY DRUMS?

COME ON, LET'S GO PLAY.

BALL.

BALL.

WANT MOMMY TO BOUNCE IT?

BLUE ONE.

OW.

OW. HONEY.

(laughs)

BOING.

DADDY, DADDY, DADDY.

WHAT, SWEETIE?

OH, MY GOD, IF WE ROLL DEEP NOW, WITH TWO KIDS

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE.

OH, SKY SKY.

MOMMY'S TIRED.

MOMMY'S TIRED.

MOMMY WANTS TO LIE DOWN.

OH, MY GOD.

CAREFUL.

JUST SAVED MY OWN LIFE. OH, MY GOD.

CAREFUL, SWEETHEART.

OH, MY GOD.

JUST SO YOU KNOW, IF WE HAVE ANOTHER BABY, HONEY,

WE'RE KINDA DOWN A MAN, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

GIVE IT TO DADDY.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO DOUBLE TIME.

OH, GOD.

(laughs)

WAKE UP.

WAKE UP.

WAKE UP.

WAKE UP.

WAKE UP, MOM.

YOU'RE SLEEPING ON THE JOB.

HE'S NOT HAVING ANY OF THAT.

YES.

SKYLER, DO YOU WANT A BROTHER?

MOMMY.

YES.

SKYLER, DO YOU WANT A BROTHER OR A SISTER?

SWEETIE?

SISTER.

A SISTER.

HONEY, YOU CAN'T SAY NO TO YOUR SON, SKYLER.

NO, I CAN'T SAY NO TO HIM.

WE HAVE TO HAVE ANOTHER ONE.

BUT I'M SO TIRED.

TIRED.

TIRED.

SKYLER, WILL YOU HELP CARE FOR YOUR LITTLE SISTER

IF WE HAVE ONE, GOD WILLING?

NO, HE'S GONNA WANT TO HURT HER.

I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM.

(laughs) HE DOESN'T LOOK VERY DELICATE.

LOOKS LIKE LIKE A GIRL, BUT GOD, IS HE A BOY.

JEEZ LOUISE.

NEXT ON THE "RACHEL ZOE PROJECT"...

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S LOOKBOOK TIME.

WHO IS THE RACHEL ZOE GIRL?

I WANT EVERY GIRL TO WANT TO BE HER

AND I WANT EVERY GUY TO WANT TO...

(laughs)

(Rodger) SKYLER NEEDS A SISTER.

OH, COME ON.

NO OFFENSE TO YOU,

BUT YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER.

DID YOU REALLY JUST SAY THAT?

GOING BACK TO THE COLD HARD TRUTH.

FOR MORE INFORMATION ON THE "RACHEL ZOE PROJECT,"

GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.

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