Practice English Speaking&Listening with: Seth Rogen Has Come to Terms with His Mom's Tweets

>> James: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.

THANK YOU FOR COMING TO SEE US.

CHARLIZE, THIS OUTFIT IS ON FIRE.

I LOVE IT.

>> THANK YOU.

WOW.

>> James: IT IS SENSATIONAL.

>> THANK YOU.

>> James: NOW SINCE YOU WERE LAST NEAR, CHARLIZE, YOU HAVE

BECOME A BRUNETTE, THIS HAS HAPPENED.

>> YES.

>> James: WHAT HAS BEEN THE REACTION TO THIS.

WHAT DO YOUR KIDS THINK OF THIS BRAND NEW CHARLIZE THERON.

>> YEAHS.

I REALIZE THAT I COLOR MY HAIR A LOT AND CHANGE MY HAIR A LOT BUT

I REALIZE THEY HAD NEVER SEEN ME AS A FULL BRUNETTE.

>> James: RIGHT.

>> AND I THINK KIDS GET REALLY ATTACHED TO THEIR MOM LOOKING A

CERTAIN WAY, OR AT LEAST THAT IS WHAT I TELL MYSELF SO I'M NOT

OFFENDED.

BECAUSE THEY DID NOT TAKE WELL TO IT AT ALL.

>> James: RIGHT.

>> I DID IT LIKE THREE DAYS BEFORE THE OSCARS.

AND MY ASSISTANT AND FRIEND TOOK VIDEO OF THEM WATCHING ME GOING

ON STAGE WITH DANIEL CRAIG TO GIVE THE AWARD AWAY AND IF THE

VIDEO HE IS LIKE FROM THE TV TO THE KIDS, DOESN'T MOMMY LOOK

LOVELY AN BOTH OF THEM JUST WENT--

(LAUGHTER) >> THAT'S COLD.

>> James: YEAH, THAT IS VERY COLD.

>> I KNOW.

THEY KEEP ME REAL.

>> James: I MEAN IF WE ARE TALKING ABOUT FASHION, IF WE ARE

TALKING ABOUT LOOKS, WE CANNOT ESCAPE THE FACT THAT SETH ROGEN

HAS UPPED HIS FASHION GAME-- (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

>> James: I DON'T EVEN, I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO

START.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START.

FIRST TIME YOU CAME ON THE SHOW YOU CAME OUT IN LIKE A HOODIE

AND JORTS.

>> CARGO SHORTS, THE FIRST TIME.

>> James: YEAH, WHAT IS HAPPENING, TALK ME THROUGH OF

IT.

>> PART OF IT IS I KNEW I WOULD BE SITTING NEXT TO CHARLIZE A

LOT IN THE COMING MONTHS AND I DIDN'T WANT TO LOOK TERRIBLE, BY

COMPARISON.

I NEED EVERY ADVANTAGE I CAN GET, REGGIE'S IN A BLANKET RIGHT

NOW.

DON'T ACT LIKE I CAN'T STILL SEE YOU WRAPPING YOURSELF IN A

BLANKET, OKAY.

(LAUGHTER) >> THAT'S AMAZING.

>> BUT YEAH, I DIDN'T WANT TO, I WANTED TO MAKE AN EFFORT.

>> James: I LOVE IT.

>> I TRIED, I REALLY, AND THIS IS A HUGE EFFORT FOR ME, BY THE

WAY.

YEAH, I GENERALLY LOOK DISHEVELED.

I LOOK LIKE I DIDN'T SLEEP MUCH.

>> James: IS THAT WHAT YOU DO, YOU THINK ABOUT WHO YOU WILL BE

STOOD NEXT TO OR SAT NEXT TO AND PLAN ACCORDINGLY.

>> 100 PERCENT, YES, I'M DOING A MOVIE WITH DANNY McBRIDE, I

DON'T HAVE TO DRESS THAT WELL.

I'M DOING A MOVIE WITH CHARLIZE, I HAVE TO DRESS A LOT BETTER.

>> James: IT IS MOTHER'S DAY ON SUNDAY. ARE YOU BOTH VERY

CLOSE TO YOU ARE WHY MOTHERS. AND I'VE GOT TO SAY, SETH, ONE

OF MY FAVORITE TWITTER ACCOUNTS THAT I FOLLOW ON TWITTER IS YOUR

MUM.

>> YEAH.

>> James: SANDY, SHE IS VERY ACTIVE AND VER REAL ON TWITTER.

>> SHE IS.

>> James: HERE IS ONE THAT SAYS IN YOGA WHEN YOU CAN SEE

THE VERY PRIVATE PARTS OF THE WOMAN IN FRONT OF YOU THROUGH

HER PANTS, SHOULD YOU TELL HER?

MAYBE THE PERSON BEHIND BEHIND ME CAN SEE THE OUTLINE OF MY

PRIVATE PARTS.

DILEMMA.

THIS ONE SAY REAL-- FALL ASLEEP AFTER SEX IS LIKE A SAUNA AFTER

YOGA.

AND MY FAVORITE IF I HAVE SEX IT SHOULD BE CALLED GRANNY SEX

BECAUSE I'M A GRANDMA, I THINK THAT IS SO FUNNY.

(LAUGHTER) >> WELL, NOW WE KNOW WHERE YOU

GET IT FROM.

>> IT'S HORRIBLE, IT'S HORRIBLE, IT'S TERRIBLE.

>> James: HAVE YOU TALKED ABOUT THIS.

>> WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT THAT MUCH IN PERSON, HONESTLY.

WHICH IS WEIRD.

BUT IN, LIKE IMAGINE YOUR MOTHER WAS TALKING ABOUT SEX, SHE HAS

LIKE TENS OF THOUSANDS OF FOLLOWERS.

>> James: YEAH.

>> IT IS SUBJECTIVELY HUMILIATING.

YEAH, BUT SHE IS FUNNY.

AND I GET THAT IT IS FUNNY.

THAT'S LIKE, SHE DOES YOGA AND THINKS ABOUT SEX A LOT, CLEARLY.

IF I HAD THO DEFINE HER FROM THOSE TWEETS.

BUT YEAH, I WISH SHE WOULDN'T DO IT, BUT I WOULD NEVER, SHE SEEMS

TO ENJOY IT OTHER PEOPLE GET A KICK OUT OF IT.

SO POWER TO HER.

BUT YEAH-- .

>> James: SOME OF THEM, I LIKE YOUR REPLIES BECAUSE I THINK IT

WAS ON THIS ONE AFTER YOGA YOU JUST REPLIED, DAMMIT, MOM.

>> AND WHAT IS AMAZING IS THAT TWEET IS ONE SENTENCE AND THERE

IS A GRAM AT KAL ERROR, A PERIOD AND EXPLAN EXCLAMICIAN, NO

MATTER WHAT I MAKE A GRAMA MESS TAKE.

THERE ARE TOO MANY SPACES, BECAUSE SHE IS TOO HORNY AND

DOING YOGA ALL THE TIME.

NOT THINKING STRAIGHT.

>> James: IS YOUR MOM ON TWITTER OR SOCIAL MEDIA?

IF NOT, SHOULD SHE BE.

>> OH GOD NO, NO, SHE'S NOT ON IT.

>> James: WHY.

>> THANK GOD.

NO, SHE-- MY NOM HAS A FILTY MOUTH, EVERY WORD OUT OF HER

MOTH IS A SWEAR WORD.

>> James: REALLY.

>> YES.

BUT I MEAN SHE IS SUPERINSPIRATIONAL.

I THINK SHE IS INCREDIBLY INSPIRATIONAL SO MAYBE SHE

SHOULD BE.

I MEAN SHE SENDS ME TEXTS, SHE SIN CREDIBLE.

SHE WAKES UP AT LIKE 5:00 EVERY MORNING, SHE HIKES EIGHT MILES

WITH EIGHT DOGS.

AND SHE WILL SEND ME A PHOTO EVERY MORNING, I WAKE UP TO A

PHOTO ON MY PHONE OF A SUN RISE AND HER SAYING LOOK IT AT THE

[BLEEP] SUN RISE!

(LAUGHTER) JUST LIKE GETS INTO IT.

JUST VERY AGGRESSIVE.

>> James: I DO FEEL LIKE MORE INSPIRATIONAL SEEKERS SHOULD

DROP F BOMBS POR REGULARLY.

I THINK WHEN SOMEONE GOES JUST LET YOUR MIND [BLEEP] WANDER,

MAN.

>> YAIP.

>> James: IT WOULD BE SO MUCH MORE FUN.

>> [BLEEP] PRESENT, MAN.

>> James: YEAH BE [BLEEP] PRESENT [BLEEP] NOW.

>> WRAP YOURSELF IN A BLANKET AND BE [BLEEP] HERE.

>> James: AND NOW [BLEEP] YEAH.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT WHREEP [BLEEP]