- The people, the insurrectionists
who breached the U.S. Capitol should be immediately added
to the TSA No-Fly list.
- [Announcer] Stuck at the insurrection with no way home?
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if you've been kicked off Twitter yet,
relaxing in-flight entertainment,
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- It's a revolution.
(upbeat instrumental music)