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Bobby:It's moving!

Bryan:AHHH(Laughing)

Bobby:The suspense!

Hello?-*POP*

Bryan:Whats up guys? And welcome to Team Edge!

Today we are playing the Exploding Kittens Board game.

Bobby:The whole goal is to-

Bryan:BORED!!

[R.I.P]

Bobby:You do not want to get the exploding kitten

But if you do, you have to put a defuse card..

So you don't explode.

The person that gets the exploding kitten...

That does not have a defuse card..

*Smack*

Is out!

Bryan:You guys...

But there is a little twist.

This one!

There's a little twist!

......

Bryan:Wait, what is it called!?

Not an explosion chamber!

What is it called?

J-Fred:GLASS CHAMBER!

Bryan:BLAST CHAMBER!

We built a blast chamber..

cus were gonna be exploding kittens!

REAL

FAKE

KITTENS!

Bobby:They're real fake!

We are going to put a dry ice bomb..

inside the cat.

J-Fred:Totally safe.

Bryan:Like,but why?

Were gonna kinda explain as we go..

So we don't bore you with all the rules.

Bobby:If we draw an exploding kitten...

And we do not have a defuse card..

We get shot with an eyeless jaguar

like a snow leopard

or whatever that eyeless animal is.

J-Fred:Eyeless Joe!

Bryan:We took off the eyes because,those would be too dangerous to shoot at eachother.

J-Fred:Safety first.

Bryan:Bobby, you're the youngest you go first

Bobby:I am going to put a favor card down

Which means you have to give me a card of your choosing.

Any card...

*Blow*

Bryan:Im giving you this beard cat.

Doesn't do anything for you now

Bobbu:Ugh

J-Fred:EMO BOBBY!

Bryan:Your turn once you draw a card from the deck,right?

Bobby:Yes!

So im going to draw a card..

THE FIRST CARD!

Bryan:BOO TO YOU BOB-OH!!

Bobby:Alright ima put my defuse card down

J-Fred:You go!

Bryan:I wanna shoot you with the cat,don't put it down.

Everyone wants to shoot you with the cat

Bobby:Yeahh,but i don't really want to.....

Bryan:Why'd you put it so far down?

we're never gonna see it-

Bobby:Ima make the game even.

J-Fred:I win, I know where is it.

Bryan:You counted the card?

J-Fred:Ya.

*Triggered*

Bryan:Ima ask for a favor from..

Joey.

J-Fred:Hairy potato cat!

Bryan:Does absolutely nothing for me

Byrna:Jer turn

J-Fred:Oh its my turn.

Bobby:JOYF

Bryan:And just so you guys know..

Joey has no idea how to play this game

He may look like he knows-

No we doesn't look like he knows

Bobby:He has know idea.

J-Fred:See the future!

Bobby:Take top 3 cards, and look at them!

Bryan:You have to put them in the same order, Joey

Bobby:I am just going to just take a card

Bryan:End your turn like that?

*Raspberry*

Bryan:Okay okay okay

*Blow*

♫♫The wind blows♫♫

♫♫Ooooooooooh♫♫

Bryan:Im putting 2 hairy potato cats.

J-Fred:You put 2?!

Bryan:Ya, I put two of these down that means you guys have to..

"Spread your deck"

[Wut]

Bobby:AWW NO

BRYAN!

*Everyone laughing at Bryan*

[Please stand by]

Bryan:And now your cards

So I can't see which cards they are, obviously

And i can take one of them!

Bryan:I want that defuse card..

Bryan:YES

J-Fred: DANG IT!

Bryan:YAAA BABY!

WOOOOOOO

J-Fred:What the crap-hole

Bryan:I like this game!

J-Fred:K k

Bobby:Ok ok!

Bryan:OK

*Burp*

Ooh

Bobby and J-Fred:BRYAN-CITO

Bobby:Im so hungry I need a burrito!

*Gasp*

Bobby:It's so dry we need an el nino

Bryan:A sushi burrito?

Bobby:A sushi burrito!

J-Fred:Why is it all Spanish stuff,Hispanic stuff?

Bryan:It's a Spanish song!

Bobby:It's a spani-*Giggle*

J-Fred:Es rigitone

Bobby:Heh, WHY NOT SPAGHETTI?

*Laughing*

J-Fred:WHY NO SUSHI?

*Hulk noise*

Bryan:Ok!

Attack!

That means I end my turn without having to draw a card

And force the next player to take 2 TURNS

(Demonic) HA HAAA

DANG IT, NO CAT

J-Fred:WHAT, you looked?

Bryan:You'd have to put it down-

AHHH!!

Bryan:I just wanna blow up that cat.

In the..

Expl-not the explosion chamber

J-Fred:I wanna shoot a cat at somebody's face.

Bryan:BLAST CHAMBER!

J-Fred:2 Cat-ermelons

Ok fan your..er-cards.

Bobby:He has a defuse

Bryan:Iv'e got 2 of them dawg.

Bryan:YAA

WOOOO

HA HAA

Bobby:Im going to put 2 beard cats down

Bryan...

Bryan:NOOO

Bobby:Can I?

J-Fred:Your moms got a beard

Bryan:You can't come after me twice.

Bobby:Yeah I can!

Bryan:No, you can't

Bobby:Yeah I can!

Bryan:OH NOPE

SUCKERR!

HA HAAA

*Someone in the backround* HO HO

Bobby:Ima take your card

Lemme take that card *Laughs*

Bryan:I just increase its odds

Of taking my defuse card

*High fives*

Bryan:YEAA

Bobby:COME ON

Bryan:YEAA

J-Fred:Eww

He just spit all over-Hes like YEAAA

And just spit all over the table

[Please stand by]

J-Fred:ATTACK!

Bobby:Wait wait, it's Byran's turn

Bryan:It's my turn!

[FAIL]

J-Fred:Retreat!

Bryan:Well I guess I gotta take another card cus I got no-

Oooh

Bobby:Oooh

J-Fred:ATTACK!

Bobby:Nahh

Bryan:Oooooh

J-Fred:ATTACK!

*Laughing*

*Table smack*

Bobby:Alright,Dang it!

Bryan:I gotta get some more cards in my-

J-Fred:I GOTTA GET ME SOME CARDS!

*Sigh of relief*

Bryan:I thought that was it!

Bobby:Oh, you got a favor card!

Bryan:*Highly offended*

Bobby:No, its the same colour

So im like..

Bryan:See the good thing about this game..

Like what we would do like on card games

If you're trying to win by getting rid of your cards

We would normally just throw them out of the way

J-Fred:See the future!

Bobby:So you have to take 3 cards off the top

And look at them.

Bobby:I have 5 cards

And im gonna put them in the discard pile

So i can take ANY card form the discard pile

Bryan:Why are we collecting cards then?

Bobby:Ima put a defuse in there

J-Fred:MMNN

Byran:AWWW YE-

awww

Bryan:I take card :)

Bobby and Bryan:YEAAAH

Bryan:Hes done he doesnt have a defuse!

GET OUT THE GUN!

Bobby:Get it out, alright Bryan you shoot him.

Bryan:Ready? Im not going to shoot for your face

J-Fred:Aouh

Bobby:Put both hands on your face.

J-Fred:Aww no

I almost fall for that!

Bryan:3

2

*POP*

*Surprise POP*

J-Fred and Bobby:OOH

*Sigh*

Bobby:I felt a gust of wing Crest my cabs

J-Fred:Crest?

Bryan:Crest your cabs? What does that even mean?

Bobby: Cerest!

J-Fred:Thats a type of toothpaste

Heheheh

J-Fred:ATTACK!

Bryan:Its an attack card, you gotta take 2 cards!

Bobby:Nope

J-Fred:NNOPPE!!

Bryan:I want a favor from you.

Bobby:Its a favor of my choosing..

Bryan:Oh OHHHH, I thought i get to choose it

I want another favor!

Soo close!

Things are heating up!

Bobby:YEESS

Do you have a Dechuse?

Bryan:A what? A dechuse?

I don't have any defuse cards.

Bobby:Are you serious?

Bryan:Just kidding

Do i put it on top of that?

Bobby:You put it on top of this, and put this anywhere.

[Sneaky sneaky]

*Slams on table*

Bobby:*Southern accent* A'l put this here shuffle card down

And ima do-

Bryan:You can't look!

Bobby:I can't, but ima do that!

(Laugh)

Bryan:FELL INTO MY TRAP

*Sigh of relief*

Bobby:Alright!

J-Fred:OOOOH MAMA-SITA

Bobby:Bryan, can you take that card right there for me?

THINGS ARE GETTING SPICY!!

Bryan:Why?

Bobby:Well you'll eventually...

J-Fred:BUM BUM WOH WOH WOH

Bryan:Bobby..

J-Fred:Stop

Stop cresting his hairy potato cat.

Bryan:YEAHH BABY!

J-Fred:EWWWW, dude why do you keep spitting on the table?

Byran:Im so excited!

J-Fred:Literally like so much spit!

He's just like RAUHH!

*Laughing*

RAUHH!

Bryan:Oh so I have to take it.

It's okay!

Its okay, cus i just stole Bobby's defuse card

And I get to put it wherever I want!

Ya know what? A'l show you where im putting it.

Bobby:Awww

I-uhhh

Bryan:IUHHH

Bobby:I CAN SKIP MY TURN, SO YOU GET THE EXPLODING KITTEN!!

YAAAA!!

LETS GO!

J-Fred:BOB-ISTA

Bryan:Well played

J-Fred:Defused

If i didn't have another defuse card

HA HA HA

*Sad music*

Bobby:WHA

Thats stupid, cus..

IM GONNA SHUFFLE IT AND PUT IT RIGHT UNDERNEATH!

Bryan and J-Fred:AHHHH

YAAAA

LETS GO!

J-Fred:BOB-ISTA!

Bobby:YEAH!

So, im gonna take this card right here :)

And you can go

J-Fred:BOB-ISTA!

Bobby:No no no no

J-Fred:THE EXPLODING KITTEN!

Bobby:YEAHHH!

J-Fred:BOB-ISTA!

J-Fred:Thats called stragegy

[lol he said it wrong]

Bobby:Alright, Bryan, can you put hands in the air please?

Bryan:Get outta here

Bobby:NO NUNUNUNU

DUDE NO

Bryan:WOAH, EY EY

JERK!

J-Fred:Why not dude?

Bobby:3

2

1

*POP*

Bryan:Dang it, Bobby!

Bobby:ALRIGHT, LETS GO AND EXPLODE A KITTEN!

J-Fred:What are you? Martha Stewart?

Bryan:Alright, now were gonna blow a real fake cat!

Bobby:Thats exactly it guys, were blowing up a

REAL

FAKE

CAT

With a dry ice bomb!

So, we thought we would keep up with the exploding kitten theme

Here we go

J-Fred:Yeah, exactly , that's exactly what we thought

Bobby:WHAT?

Dry ice, in this here water bottle

Alright guys, i'm gonna arm the dry ice bomb

[No real cats were harmed in the making of this video]

Some water in there

Bryan:Make sure you guys don't do this at home!

Absolutely NEVER EVER DO THIS AT HOME

J-Fred:Make sure you don't do it at home

Be like "AM I DOING THIS?"

Bobby:Alright here we go!

READY?

Bryan:I don't think he closed it very well

J-Fred:BOOOM!

Bryan:That scared me..

Bobby:ITS MOVING!

Bryan:AHHH

Bobby:The suspense!

Hello?-*POP!*

All:AHH

Bobby:YEAH!

Bryan:That scared me!

J-Fred:Alright!

Bobby:We might need a little more BOOM

Bryan:We should like, shove it in its like- in its head!

J-Fred:Are we gonna try again?

Bobby:We can go one more time!

Bryan:Yeah, I think we should

Bobby:Everyone ready?

Bryan:A'l be back in 5 minutes

Bobby:Oh, there it goes!

J-Fred:Bryan!

Bobby:Bryan!

*POP*

J-Fred:That did better!

Bobby:Oh this poor kitty

Bryan: Ooh, dude show its head!

Bobby:It just got destroyed!

J-Fred:Make sure you check out the Wild UNO challenge

That we did on our channel over here

AND, check out the Mouse Trap channel

Bobby and Bryan:Channel?

J-Fred:Challenge!

Ooh, like down below to see a GIANT mouse trap possibly

I don't know how we could do that, but lets make it happen!

PEACE

The Description of ? Kittens Board Game!!