Bryan:Whats up guys? And welcome to Team Edge!
Today we are playing the Exploding Kittens Board game.
Bobby:The whole goal is to-
Bobby:You do not want to get the exploding kitten
But if you do, you have to put a defuse card..
So you don't explode.
The person that gets the exploding kitten...
That does not have a defuse card..
But there is a little twist.
There's a little twist!
Bryan:Wait, what is it called!?
Not an explosion chamber!
What is it called?
We built a blast chamber..
cus were gonna be exploding kittens!
Bobby:They're real fake!
We are going to put a dry ice bomb..
inside the cat.
Were gonna kinda explain as we go..
So we don't bore you with all the rules.
Bobby:If we draw an exploding kitten...
And we do not have a defuse card..
We get shot with an eyeless jaguar
like a snow leopard
or whatever that eyeless animal is.
Bryan:We took off the eyes because,those would be too dangerous to shoot at eachother.
Bryan:Bobby, you're the youngest you go first
Bobby:I am going to put a favor card down
Which means you have to give me a card of your choosing.
Bryan:Im giving you this beard cat.
Doesn't do anything for you now
Bryan:Your turn once you draw a card from the deck,right?
So im going to draw a card..
THE FIRST CARD!
Bryan:BOO TO YOU BOB-OH!!
Bobby:Alright ima put my defuse card down
Bryan:I wanna shoot you with the cat,don't put it down.
Everyone wants to shoot you with the cat
Bobby:Yeahh,but i don't really want to.....
Bryan:Why'd you put it so far down?
we're never gonna see it-
Bobby:Ima make the game even.
J-Fred:I win, I know where is it.
Bryan:You counted the card?
Bryan:Ima ask for a favor from..
J-Fred:Hairy potato cat!
Bryan:Does absolutely nothing for me
J-Fred:Oh its my turn.
Bryan:And just so you guys know..
Joey has no idea how to play this game
He may look like he knows-
No we doesn't look like he knows
Bobby:He has know idea.
J-Fred:See the future!
Bobby:Take top 3 cards, and look at them!
Bryan:You have to put them in the same order, Joey
Bobby:I am just going to just take a card
Bryan:End your turn like that?
Bryan:Okay okay okay
♫♫The wind blows♫♫
Bryan:Im putting 2 hairy potato cats.
J-Fred:You put 2?!
Bryan:Ya, I put two of these down that means you guys have to..
"Spread your deck"
*Everyone laughing at Bryan*
[Please stand by]
Bryan:And now your cards
So I can't see which cards they are, obviously
And i can take one of them!
Bryan:I want that defuse card..
J-Fred: DANG IT!
J-Fred:What the crap-hole
Bryan:I like this game!
Bobby and J-Fred:BRYAN-CITO
Bobby:Im so hungry I need a burrito!
Bobby:It's so dry we need an el nino
Bryan:A sushi burrito?
Bobby:A sushi burrito!
J-Fred:Why is it all Spanish stuff,Hispanic stuff?
Bryan:It's a Spanish song!
Bobby:It's a spani-*Giggle*
Bobby:Heh, WHY NOT SPAGHETTI?
J-Fred:WHY NO SUSHI?
That means I end my turn without having to draw a card
And force the next player to take 2 TURNS
(Demonic) HA HAAA
DANG IT, NO CAT
J-Fred:WHAT, you looked?
Bryan:You'd have to put it down-
Bryan:I just wanna blow up that cat.
Expl-not the explosion chamber
J-Fred:I wanna shoot a cat at somebody's face.
Ok fan your..er-cards.
Bobby:He has a defuse
Bryan:Iv'e got 2 of them dawg.
Bobby:Im going to put 2 beard cats down
J-Fred:Your moms got a beard
Bryan:You can't come after me twice.
Bobby:Yeah I can!
Bryan:No, you can't
Bobby:Yeah I can!
*Someone in the backround* HO HO
Bobby:Ima take your card
Lemme take that card *Laughs*
Bryan:I just increase its odds
Of taking my defuse card
He just spit all over-Hes like YEAAA
And just spit all over the table
[Please stand by]
Bobby:Wait wait, it's Byran's turn
Bryan:It's my turn!
Bryan:Well I guess I gotta take another card cus I got no-
Bryan:I gotta get some more cards in my-
J-Fred:I GOTTA GET ME SOME CARDS!
*Sigh of relief*
Bryan:I thought that was it!
Bobby:Oh, you got a favor card!
Bobby:No, its the same colour
So im like..
Bryan:See the good thing about this game..
Like what we would do like on card games
If you're trying to win by getting rid of your cards
We would normally just throw them out of the way
J-Fred:See the future!
Bobby:So you have to take 3 cards off the top
And look at them.
Bobby:I have 5 cards
And im gonna put them in the discard pile
So i can take ANY card form the discard pile
Bryan:Why are we collecting cards then?
Bobby:Ima put a defuse in there
Bryan:I take card :)
Bobby and Bryan:YEAAAH
Bryan:Hes done he doesnt have a defuse!
GET OUT THE GUN!
Bobby:Get it out, alright Bryan you shoot him.
Bryan:Ready? Im not going to shoot for your face
Bobby:Put both hands on your face.
I almost fall for that!
J-Fred and Bobby:OOH
Bobby:I felt a gust of wing Crest my cabs
Bryan:Crest your cabs? What does that even mean?
J-Fred:Thats a type of toothpaste
Bryan:Its an attack card, you gotta take 2 cards!
Bryan:I want a favor from you.
Bobby:Its a favor of my choosing..
Bryan:Oh OHHHH, I thought i get to choose it
I want another favor!
Things are heating up!
Do you have a Dechuse?
Bryan:A what? A dechuse?
I don't have any defuse cards.
Bobby:Are you serious?
Do i put it on top of that?
Bobby:You put it on top of this, and put this anywhere.
*Slams on table*
Bobby:*Southern accent* A'l put this here shuffle card down
And ima do-
Bryan:You can't look!
Bobby:I can't, but ima do that!
Bryan:FELL INTO MY TRAP
*Sigh of relief*
Bobby:Bryan, can you take that card right there for me?
THINGS ARE GETTING SPICY!!
Bobby:Well you'll eventually...
J-Fred:BUM BUM WOH WOH WOH
Stop cresting his hairy potato cat.
J-Fred:EWWWW, dude why do you keep spitting on the table?
Byran:Im so excited!
J-Fred:Literally like so much spit!
He's just like RAUHH!
Bryan:Oh so I have to take it.
Its okay, cus i just stole Bobby's defuse card
And I get to put it wherever I want!
Ya know what? A'l show you where im putting it.
Bobby:I CAN SKIP MY TURN, SO YOU GET THE EXPLODING KITTEN!!
If i didn't have another defuse card
HA HA HA
Thats stupid, cus..
IM GONNA SHUFFLE IT AND PUT IT RIGHT UNDERNEATH!
Bryan and J-Fred:AHHHH
So, im gonna take this card right here :)
And you can go
Bobby:No no no no
J-Fred:THE EXPLODING KITTEN!
J-Fred:Thats called stragegy
[lol he said it wrong]
Bobby:Alright, Bryan, can you put hands in the air please?
Bryan:Get outta here
Bryan:WOAH, EY EY
J-Fred:Why not dude?
Bryan:Dang it, Bobby!
Bobby:ALRIGHT, LETS GO AND EXPLODE A KITTEN!
J-Fred:What are you? Martha Stewart?
Bryan:Alright, now were gonna blow a real fake cat!
Bobby:Thats exactly it guys, were blowing up a
With a dry ice bomb!
So, we thought we would keep up with the exploding kitten theme
Here we go
J-Fred:Yeah, exactly , that's exactly what we thought
Dry ice, in this here water bottle
Alright guys, i'm gonna arm the dry ice bomb
[No real cats were harmed in the making of this video]
Some water in there
Bryan:Make sure you guys don't do this at home!
Absolutely NEVER EVER DO THIS AT HOME
J-Fred:Make sure you don't do it at home
Be like "AM I DOING THIS?"
Bobby:Alright here we go!
Bryan:I don't think he closed it very well
Bryan:That scared me..
Bryan:That scared me!
Bobby:We might need a little more BOOM
Bryan:We should like, shove it in its like- in its head!
J-Fred:Are we gonna try again?
Bobby:We can go one more time!
Bryan:Yeah, I think we should
Bryan:A'l be back in 5 minutes
Bobby:Oh, there it goes!
J-Fred:That did better!
Bobby:Oh this poor kitty
Bryan: Ooh, dude show its head!
Bobby:It just got destroyed!
J-Fred:Make sure you check out the Wild UNO challenge
That we did on our channel over here
AND, check out the Mouse Trap channel
Bobby and Bryan:Channel?
Ooh, like down below to see a GIANT mouse trap possibly
I don't know how we could do that, but lets make it happen!