You look like a top cool guy
I'm looking for some top places to go
Do you know any like, top restaurants
Where I could go
Have something nice and local for dinner tonight?
Um... there's a seafood place, just down the street
No, no, no, no, no
I don't like fish
I mean, something cutting edge
Something local maybe?
Have you tried the local, the hot dog stand?
The famous hot dog stand?
What do you take me for?
No fast food, please
What do you like?
Pizza? Steaks maybe?
Just something cool
And not too commercial
But not trying to hard?
No fake stuff
Do you want us to order you Domino's Pizza?
Okay, but do you know any...
Cool bars? Discotheques?
Why don't you tell me what you like?
And then I'll try and recommend something
I like cocktails
But I don't like cocktail bars
I like throbbing hard techno music
Clubs are tedious
And I don't care for any of your local beers
If that's what you think
Do you even make wine in this country?
I don't think I can help you, man
I'm at a loss here
I was really hoping for something top excellent
You know it's redundant to say top excellent
It's enough to just say excellent
Your little monkey friend amuses me
Fuck you, you gangly stereoptype
We're just trying to enjoy this thing here
Give us some space
This aggression is so petit bourgeois
Can I have a try?