Practice English Speaking&Listening with: Cloud of Ash #5 - Top Excellent

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Excuse me


You look like a top cool guy

Thank you

I'm looking for some top places to go

Do you know any like, top restaurants

Where I could go

Have something nice and local for dinner tonight?

Um... there's a seafood place, just down the street

No, no, no, no, no

I don't like fish

I mean, something cutting edge

Something local maybe?

Have you tried the local, the hot dog stand?

The famous hot dog stand?

What do you take me for?

No fast food, please

What do you like?

Mexican? Sushi?

Pizza? Steaks maybe?

Just something cool

And not too commercial

But not trying to hard?

No fake stuff

Do you want us to order you Domino's Pizza?

Okay, but do you know any...

Cool bars? Discotheques?

Why don't you tell me what you like?

And then I'll try and recommend something

I like cocktails

But I don't like cocktail bars

I like throbbing hard techno music


Clubs are tedious

And I don't care for any of your local beers

If that's what you think

Do you even make wine in this country?

I don't think I can help you, man

I'm at a loss here


Okay, guy

I was really hoping for something top excellent

You know it's redundant to say top excellent

It's enough to just say excellent

Your little monkey friend amuses me


Fuck you, you gangly stereoptype

We're just trying to enjoy this thing here

Give us some space

Very well

This aggression is so petit bourgeois

Can I have a try?

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