Is your health insurance covering chick stuff?
You're not a lady.
So why should you pay for insurance that covers babies and...
These weird things?
Introducing Just Erectile Dysfunction insurance.
It's the insurance plan that makes sure that you're
only paying for the one medical condition
that you care about:
Having blood in your flesh tube,
and not having to worry about it!
JED pays for your medicines,
your dick checkups,
and saxophone lessons for your
"still got it" old guy band.
At JED, we cover every part of your turgid cock.
To cover all your erectile needs,
we even provide you with terrible things
to think about while you try not to cum.
So, definitely don't cum in Texas, or you might kill a woman.
So... Think of that too!
Did you know that men can get breast cancer?
You certainly won't, because you can't get a mammogram.
Just Erectile Dysfunction insurance.