[orchestra plays ôComedy Tonightö from A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum [applause]
(unseen male announcer) Ladies and gentlemen, Steve Carrell.
[applause and music continue]
Good evening. It is difficult for me to
express what a personal thrill it is to
pay tribute to Martin Scorsese. [laughter] Few
people in the history of cinema have
created such an enduring legacy. [laughter] His work
transcends [light laughter] the craft of filmmaking. [a few claps] (Caroline Kennedy whispers inaudibly] [light laughter]
[laughter starts and increases]
Steve Martin is a national treasure.
[laughter and applause]
I first saw him perform in 1978. He was
little more than a blurry white dot
several thousand yards away. [light laughter] But I can
tell you what I did see. I saw a man with
an arrow through his head. [laughter]
I witnessed the phenomenon of happy feet. [light laughter]
I saw a balloon-animal depiction of
venereal disease. [laughter] His act was that of an
idiot savantů [laughter] minus the savant. [laughter] Much of what
he did that night could be easily
dismissed as abject silliness, pointless
clowning, incomprehensible non sequitur.
And, frankly, that's exactly what I think
it was. [light laughter] Because even though I do believe
Steve Martin to be a national treasure,
in the loosest sense of the term, [light laughter] I also
believe that he has deceived us. [laughter] He has
led us to believe that he is both smart
[emphasized]and dumb. [light laughter] Awkward yet refined. [a few murmurs] Illiterate
and yetůnotůilliterate. [laughter]
Perhaps I have chosen an inappropriate
time for this. [laughter] And if I haveůwell, ex-cuůuse
me. [laughter] The fact of the matter isůthat he's
even smarter than he is letting on. He is
toying with us. [chuckling] Look at him. [laughter] Look at his
face. [laughter] He's laughing [emphasized] at you. [laughter]
He mocks us for his own personal
pleasure. [laughter] And for thisůI think we owe him
our thanks. [laughter]
I am in awe of Steve Martin. I admire his
career. I respect him more than anyoneů
with the possible exception of Martin
Scorsese. [laughter and a few claps]
It's truly the greatest honor of my life (um)
to pay tribute to you. Our world is
richer because you are a part of it.
[applause]
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