Practice English Speaking&Listening with: Wie man aus $CH€IßE Geld macht | Ep. 02a | #BroadcastMyAss ( feat. @Jodie Calussi )

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We need to go to the city!

No offense, I do want to know where you come from, but...

No! Yo don't get it!

The VidPlay is in the city on Saturday!

That's the biggest YouTuber-Convention ever and all the stars are gonna be there!

That would be our chance to make important connections and finish the road to 1 million!

Well... why don't we start with 10 Subscribers, hmm?

But wait - wasn't it the plan to get Stein a new camera first?

Psst!

Be quiet!

Why?

His love for cameras is his secret.

But who's gonna hear us here?

Elderly vultures!

You can never be sure what they still hear or see -

... but everything they get their hands on somehow finds it's way to waiting rooms, hair dressers and stores

everywhere!

And in the city we complain about surveillance cameras.

Pff.

So?

What are we gonna do?

VidPlay is also the solution for Steins problem!

Cool!

How?

Every year the camera manufacturer HotShots gives away

one of their best camera in a competition!

But... how are we gonna win that?

Hahah, believe me - on YouTube basically everything is for free - movie tickets, iPhone Giveaways

a whole competition is way too much effort for most people.

You really think no one's gonna try to win this thing?

Hmm.

Perfect!

Okay so we need to plan how we're going to get to the city...

Look, Angel! Thanks to my extra training I'm gonna win the Nightdrag for you!

I'm so excited.

Aren't you?

Why would I?

I already have all my three outfits planned - morning, noon, evening!

Wow!

Nacked Drag?

Why would Angel need 3 outfits for that?

Not naked - night!

It's about the annual tractor meet up.

It's THE event in Dullsville!

Tractor meet up?

Yes!

That means, people meet to...

show their tractors.

And over 500 people pay entry to look at them!

TRACTORS?

This has to be a joke...

There's also a Party Tent and games, like the Nightdrag, where in the dark tractors

get dragged.

They drag...?

But that's only something for rednecks that get smashed to Schlager music and then

beat each other up.

That music would make angry too.

Maybe that's why it's called Schlager.

Miss Gunnhilde?

Uhm, yes Lana?

We have a suggestion for a class trip. That is to the

city to... to...

the museum!

To the museum of... eh...

space...

war stories...

tractors!

the tractor.

What?

It's this Saturday!

This Saturday?

That's the day of the tractor meet up!

And there's no school that day!

But... how are we supposed to... honor these really... impressive and... exciting machines

without having any background knowledge?

We are so dead, man!

Hmm...

An excellent idea.

Cause you are no second-class citizen

and that's why your opinion also counts!

Grrr...

Great, any complaints?

Ah ah ah, children!

That's called discrimination and this is a zero-tolerance-school!

She means zero tolerance for racism, not just zero tolerance - ehm...

Great, little lady.

Saturday's trip is mandatory for everyone!

We're going to the tractor museum in the city!

Ehm... does that even exist?

In the city, there's even one for Currywurst.

Believe me, there's a museum for everything.

Pah!

These people come over here from the city and make themselves at home.

No respect for our culture and customs!

But trying to put their stupid ways on us, yo!

I like trips.

Shut up, Sabrine.

What are we supposed to do?

I want to go to the tractor meet up!

Yeah!

No worries, the biggest weak spot of these losers is their poverty!

Miss Gunnhilde, I would like to organize the whole thing.

I already did some research about the costs and even if we take the train

it would be roughly 33,33 bucks per Person.

I'm never gonna get that much money!

Me neither!

You know my dad!

No money!

No wealth!

Deliberate self-denial!

Damn it!

And I can't tell my mom about the trip...

Why not?

Perfect Angel!

Everybody please bring the money with you on Saturday as well es

a permission slip from mommy or daddy.

Great.

Now on with the class.

Game.

Over.

Bitch!

Game's still on!

Game already ended!

Game just pretended to be dead, but is secretly still alive.

#GamesNotDead

Game...

Fuck this! No matter what you do, you're not gonna mess up our Festival of towing vehicles.

It's a tractor meet up!

What!

Ever!

The plan is so easy, it's genius!

We go from door to door and offer to help with small chores.

We'll stop these losers from making a single penny.

It's a fact: No one can deny cute kids anything.

Especially old people!

That's our main target!

Why are you writing on the wall?

That's okay. The mold makes it super easy to wipe it off again.

If the losers can't go on the trip, we will get Miss Gunnhilde to stop going after this stupid

idea.

Why don't you just forget your permission slip, too?

This way they can go to the city alone with Gunny.

Charlotte?!

My name is Charlott, the e is silent.

No! Youu're called Charlotte.

Whatever.

Her dad is a teacher!

When he finds out she's skipping a school trip, he's gonna flip his shit.

But when the trip is cancelled...

... sometimes thinking makes me sick.

Well, everyone-

on board with this?

Yes!!

So?

How did it go?

Scratch the it!

It was me that was "going".

That's it.

Same.

Angel and co made it impossible for us to get a job around here.

I still don't get why you like her.

She's just a missunderstood girl with the wrong friends.

Always this weird "wrong friends".

What do "right friends" look like?

Like us!

Hmm... but I can probably forget about the camera. 33,33,- each, we'll never get that money.

Actually, it's 133,33,- each.

WHAAAT?

Tickets to VidPlay are 100 bucks.

What about the Basic-Basic-Version without photo opps, meet & greets, goodie bags and poster?

100...

bucks.

Oh... if only I was already a rich YouTuber!

That means there's only one way left!

We beat the A-Team where it hurts the most!

On Friday - at the tractor meet up!

I thought that was Saturday!

Yeah, that too.

Friday to Sunday.

THEN WHY ARE THEY SO DAMN UPSET?

What cocktails do you have?

Coke with beer.

Little more exquisite?

Ehm...

Goldi coke?

Tadaaa!

The Nightdrag?

That's your plan?

No offense, Timmy, but you're not really a Son Goku.

And don't stand a chance against Dough!

Guys, I'm not crazy!

And 500 bucks?

Pff - we don't even need that much!

I'm talking about... this!

Cow-Crap-Bingo?

And 399,99,- devided by 3 is exactly 133,33,- for each of us!

What a coincident!

Isn't it?

The plan goes like this!

*whispers*

Pah, what do you want here?

Isn't it obvious?

Yes.

Obvious.

That is, what you want... ehm -

OMG!

You constipation-ridden gorilla!

They want the prize money for the trip!

We're going to stop them!

That's right!

Come closer!

Everyone's waiting eagerly!

Where will Bertas bowel movement strike today?

Plenty of boxes, there's a bet on every one! Come closer!

You don't stand a chance, losers.

We are twice as many as you!

That means twice the chances to win!

I'm scared to say this out loud, but...

THIS IS SO DAMN

EXCITING!

GO BERTA!

COME TO OUR BOX!

WOOOHH!

Psst.

Berta's gut flora is working harder than ever!

Cause when she's comitted, we will know when it's...

shitted!

That was well rhymed!

The host is everything I expected the tractor meet up to be.

In one person.

Be quiet now - i need to concentrate.

There it is!

She's squinting - soon she's gonna start the pooping!

YAAAASSS!

That thing's ass is pointing exactly to our box!

We will win.

Angelic!

Okay, Stein.

Go!

Man, this is so embarrassing.

Go do it!

MOOOO!

It's working!

She's turning around!

Berta is still way too far away.

They will never make it.

It's over!

E16!

E16!

Who's got E16!

We do!

Wooohooo!!

How did you do that?

I was supposed to get rid of the laxatives for my second job but since something...

came up...

Death.

they still got put to good use!

399,99 bucks go to you!

And say Hi to your mum, Timmy!

She should come over for the Nakeddrag later.

It's called Night-

Yes.

Yes, little one.

Exactly.

Ehhh....

Will do!

Thank you, sir!

Isn't this cool, guys?

We're going to the city!

To the biggest YouTube-Convention ever!

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