INDUCTION!
[Milly] Huh?
Ah-he-hem.
"Induction: To formally admit to a position or organization."
Again; huh??
When Kallen was getting sworn in to the Student Council, you said "indicted".
Oh, yeah.
"Indictment: A formal accusation that someone has committed a crime."
Well, thank God for Wikipedia.
You meant to say she was being "INDUCTED"!
But, that was three months ago, and now all you did is prove to us that you didn't know *both* words at the time.
D'OH!
Look, don't worry about that; we got a more important matter at hand.
Nina, myself and Shirley are going on the class field trip.
Wait - so me, Kallen, Suzaku and Rivalz are in charge?
As long as you think you can handle being Head of the Student Council for a day.
Rivalz, this is all your fault!
But you *told* me to do it!
LIAR!
[♫ FLOW - "Colors" ♫]
[♫ Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) OST - "Radical Train (The Chase)" ♫]
Oh, man. I'm scared like hell to go into the big city!
Don't worry; I guarantee nothing bad will happen.
Bad things are happening today here in the city.
A hotel has just been taken hostage.
[Nina] I hate irony.
[Ohgi] Hello?
What's up, Ohgi?
Hey boss, do you mind if I ask how you came across this thing?
Yes.
Everyone, you're probably wondering why I called you here today.
I've decided that we should probably lay out a mission plan an--
Oh my God! TV!
[Everyone but Lelouch says "TV!" randomly]
[Lelouch] Idiots! [Everyone but Lelouch says "TV!" randomly]
[Ringtone] ♪ Dooog~ partyyyyy~! ♪ [Everyone but Lelouch says "TV!" randomly]
[Ringtone] ♫ [Everyone but Lelouch says "TV!" randomly]
{BEEP}
Help, Lelouch! I got caught in my own zipper again!
I don't even know why I own a phone.
Now listen up, you overprivileged punk-asses!
You will do, what I seh, because, I sehd so!
Da, comrades; you heard the man! Play nice and no-one gets hurt!
I thought you guys were Japanese.
Euughhooh, we are Japanese.
That is Slevasky. He is new!
The rogue faction of the Japan Liberation Front demands a year's supply worth of Hot Pockets...
...and a microwave - in which to heat - said Hot Pockets.
SHIT! We shoulda thoughta that!
Madam! We've discovered that there's a tunnel below the hotel which we can use to infiltrate it.
I read you loud and clear! Let's fire a missile in there and be done with this!
But Madam, we've learned that your sister is among the hostages.
I read you loud and clear! Let's fire a missile in there and be done with this!
...Fine; let's try a rescue mission.
Lemme down there; I'll f*** 'em up!
Guilford, no. We should send someone more expendable.
And that's why I'm legally not allowed to use scissors anymore.
If only there was some way to stall for time...
If only somebody who'd obtained the recent attention of all rebel forces...
Somebody who freed a political prisoner from an armed escort...
Someone who escaped a full military manhunt would help us in this time of need...
Someone, who likes white neckerchiefs.
So, what's our next move?
[Lelouch] I'm thinking Disney World...
Yo, shotgun the room with the hot tub.
...Fine, whatever, Ohgi!
Now you two get outta here; I have a Skype call!
I knew nothing.
Well, *that's* a given.
I knew, uh, less than nothing.
No-ho, no; you're Iron Man!
You gotta have a little... fight in ya.
I'll f*** anyone up! I don't give a f***! I'll kick Jude Law's ass!
...Yeah, yeah; keep your head down.
And l-- an-an-an--
Shut ur damn mouth, I'm tryin'a TALK TO IRON MAN!
[Lelouch] Where'd you get that?!
I DEMAND YOU SHARE!
No.
Well, you can go to hell!
Are those my shoes?
I'm not wearing shoes.
[♫ Gladiator OST - "The Battle" ♫ (continues to 3:16)]
Stay in attack formation. [♫ Gladiator OST - "The Battle" ♫ (continues to 3:16)]
We have you now. [♫ Gladiator OST - "The Battle" ♫ (continues to 3:16)]
Fire.
Danger: enemy projectiles approaching.
Take evasive action.
I can't shake 'em!
It's a trap!
Oh, this shit is *on*!
Bring it on, bitch!
Yo, I'm hungry and I need to go to the bathroom.
Hey! Hey, you! Make me a sandwich!
You know in Mother Russia, one sandwich feeds entire village for 30 days.
I'll feed my FOOT up your ass for 30 days if you don't FEED me!
Let's do this!
Okay, that's it! I demand to speak to your idiot leader!
Time for a publicity stunt.
[♫ Piotr Zuchniewicz bootleg ♫] [♪ Ladies and gentlemen... ♪]
[♫ Piotr Zuchniewicz bootleg ♫] [♪ LLLLLET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE...! ♪]
[♫ Piotr Zuchniewicz bootleg ♫] ["Let's Get Ready to Rumble" / "Get Ready for This"]
[Vehicle brake SFX]
[Gun cocking SFX]
D'OH!
Hold it right there! Where do you think you're going?
Uhh, in there.
What were you gonna do? Dance your way in there?
NO.
...Yes.
Well, that's pretty stupid.
Yeah.
You know what - what the hell. Go in.
Seriously?
Sure; maybe you'll make friends in there.
Even though we're both your enemies?
Sure. Have fun.
Sweet.
...Blow that place to hell.
Alright, Suzaku. We'll be getting our orders very shortly.
This mission is extremely important. Are you mentally prepared for this?
You think McDonald's is open this late? I gotta get my Big Mac on.
And that's why Arrested Development was the best show ever.
Your knowledge of Ron Howard is most impressive.
However, we cannot have yeu join our club.
N'awww, ur sure?
Naturally.
Right before you got in here, we were all injecting mescaline into our *balls*!
Well, I appreciate your honesty.
Now you die!
Oh, SHIT!
[Background gunfire] [Grunt] Almost took a ton of hairspray...
[Background gunfire] [Grunt] Can you believe it? I had to run and get the hoes...
[Background gunfire] [Grunt] But thank God I knew where the Axe was...
[Background gunfire] [Grunt] Banana shoes...
[Background gunfire]
[Ends]
[Muffled coughing]
[Grunt] What was that?
This isn't what it looks like! They had mescaline in their balls! It was self-defense!
...Screw it.
Well, well, well. Princess Euphemia, we meet again!
Uhh, we haven't met yet.
Uh, I was speaking figuratively.
It still doesn't make sense.
DAMMIT, WOMAN! DON'T CALL ME OUT ON THIS ONE!
[Repeated clicks]
Ah, you got lucky.
A demolition team is going to go in ahead of you.
They're going to precisely and accurately take down the building.
Under all the confusion, we need you to find and rescue Princess Euphemia.
Whatever you do, do not disrupt the structural integrity of the building.
[♫ P.N.03 OST - "Destroy CAMS Reactor" ♫ (continues to 5:30)]
Yeah! Come get some!
Shoulda seen that one coming.
Suzaku 1, Hotel 0!
'Ey, where the hell is Camera Three?
He said he was gonna go get some action shots.
[♫ P.N.03 OST - "Destroy CAMS Reactor" ♫ (continues to 5:38)]
This-is-gonna-be-the-best-shot-ever!
[♫ God of War 2 OST - "Main Theme" ♫ (continues to 6:14)]
Ha-ha! 'Sup, bitches? Check out my crew!
We are the Dark Knights for Justice, because as children, we were nursed on the milk of Justice!
And as we grew up, we acquired a taste for Justice.
Now as we get older, we once again desire the taste of Justice...
But we cannot find the milk!
But we cannot find the milk! So we go to Starbucks!
But we cannot find the milk! So we go to Starbucks! And we get a coffee!
But we cannot find the milk! So we go to Starbucks! And we get a coffee! But it's not the same thing!
But we cannot find the milk! So we go to Starbucks! And we get a coffee! But it's not the same thing! It sucks!
But we cannot find the milk! So we go to Starbucks! And we get a coffee! But it's not the same thing! It sucks! Why did I order this?!
But we cannot find the milk! So we go to Starbucks! And we get a coffee! But it's not the same thing! It sucks! Why did I order this?! It's TERRIBLE!
And now you all understand what our mission is, and What! We! Must! Do!
I NEED TO EAT!
[♫ P.N.03 OST - "Destroy CAMS Reactor" ♫]
Well, well, well. Hotel, we meet again!
OH SHIT, NO!
[♫ A Piotr Zuchniewicz bootleg of mostly "Get Ready for This" and "I Like to Move It" ♫]
[♫ Y'all ready for this? ♫]
[♫ (Move!) I like to move it, move it ♫]
[[#2] ♫ (Move!) I like to move it, move it ♫]
[[#3] ♫ (Move!) I like to move it, move it ♫]
[♫ (Move!) There it is! Move it! ♫]
[♫ (Move!) I like to move it, move it ♫]
[[#2] ♫ (Move!) I like to move it, move it ♫]
[[#3] ♫ (Move!) I like to move it, move it ♫]
[♫ Give it up, girls...! ♫]
