translation and subtitles doris86pl for totalbarca.com
thank you very much
I told you that we would be leaders [of La Liga] before Christmas
Excuse me, you said leaders?
Sure, look at the classification on your laptop, what do you see?
yes, Madrid - 38 points, Barcelona...
Yes, but it's because Barcelona just started their game
oh, you, journalists always pay attention to such unimportant details
oh yes? So what you will say now, Villa will score the first goal for Barca, look, look!
And now? Eh? Mourinho?
And what you will say now? Who is the leader?
For sure this goal is illegal, it's clear
there are rules for me and other rules for the rest
some coaches can simulate agression, and there are others who can't
Do you refer to Guardiola?
I don't talk about this STUPID Guardiola
maybe you behave so because you envy Guardiola...
envy Guardiola? Me?
Look, you, journalists don't understand anything
So I will explain it with a metaphor
If you want to go hunting and you don't have a dog, you take the cat with you
another metaphor with dog and cat
and when you don't have dog nor cat, what do you take?
You take shotgun like this!
go! go! out! Everybody out!
And you! Give the next gag! translation and subtitles doris86pl for totalbarca.com