You know what's BULLLLLLLLLLSHIT?!
Hotel Room TVs.
You know why?
There's no RCA inputs.
I don't know about you, but I like to bring entertainment with me.
A DVD player,
a video game console,
Y'know, wouldn't it be nice to hook that shit up to your TV?
But you can't!
Because there's no input!
Except for that coaxial shit on the back.
So your only chance is to bring an RCA to coaxial adapter,
and move that big ass cabinet away from the wall.
Actually, it would be really nice if the TV had a DVD player.
Every television I've ever seen in my life has at least has the RCA input on the front.
Unless it's like 20 or 30 years old.
So let me ask,
where do you find a TV that dosen't have RCA?
Go to Best Buy,
go to Wal-Mart,
go to Circuit City,
ANY electronic store, I guarantee,
you will NOT find one.
So, is there some secret factory that sells specially made hotel room TVs just to inconvenience their guests?
There MUST be!
And you know why they do it?
Because they got you by the balls.
They offer both movies and video games, but you gotta pay for 'em, that's how they get you.
Nobody wants to just watch the regular television!
There's like ten channels, and they all suck.
Half of them are 24 hour advertisements for the hotel resort, or a local restaurant or some bullshit.
It's more entertaining to stare at the picture of the lighthouse on your wall.
Got a laptop?
Great! Go on the internet-
Aw fuck, you gotta pay for that too, right?
It's not like you're gonna use it all day.
Most of the time, if you're on business, or vacation, the only reason you're in your room, is because either you're sleeping, or there's nothing to do.
It's not like I wanna pay just to have internet for two hours.
So, fuck it,
break out the deck of cards, 'cause that's bullshit.