>> Wolverine: I'm on both the Avengers and the X-Men teams, and
still they both treat me like crap!
Maybe these pencil necks need a little shakeup.
Just a little prank war to keep them on their toes and off my back.
>> Cyclops: Ah!
>> Captain America: Hello, Avengers' Tower, Captain America speaking.
>> Wolverine: Yes, this is the refrigeration unit over at SHIELD,
is your refrigerator running?
>> Captain America: Indeed it is, sir.
I make a point to check that every morning.
>> Wolverine: Well then, you better go [BLEEP] yourself.
>> Captain America: X-Men!
>> Gambit: Oh, this here be the most beautiful picnic there ever been.
>> Speaker 5: Oh, Gambit,
y'all have charged the full kinetic energy of my heart.
>> Gambit: And you know that's true.
>> Wolverine: Hey, Thor.
It's me, Storm, from the X-Men.
Feel the surging power of rain.
>> Cyclops: Mm?
>> Natasha: X-men. Also, it is not my birthday.
>> Batman: What the [BLEEP]? >> Wolverine: Had to have been the X-men,
bub, I mean Your Highness.
>> Cyclops: Optic blast.