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welcome back nowadays you can make
anything into a profession like
professional pet therapist or a
professional pet couples therapist or
professional pet couples therapist
therapists but there's something I never
thought could be turned into a
profession and that is professional
cuddling yes professional cuddling is a
service where you can pay someone to
cuddle with you for therapeutic benefits
and today we are going to be taught the
ways of the cuddle by a professional
cuddler yes let's get her done I can't
stop to the cuddle zone we're joined in
the cuddle zone by cuddling expert and
founder of the cuddle sanctuary Jean
Franz Blau hello Jean what happens at
the cuddle sanctuary so we're a group of
cuddle event leaders and professional
cuddlers and help people to have fun
connect but also boost their health and
you have invented specific cuddle poses
right yes in our industry we have to
talk about poses otherwise we don't know
what we're talking about right hoses
okay we want you to teach us some of
these poses as opposed to positions well
different words oh okay yeah let's keep
using the word no still would pose since
we're gonna be doing these together all
right so we're gonna game if I this a
little bit you're gonna tell us the name
of one of your poses but you're not
gonna tell us how to do it and it's
based on the name alone we're going to
configure ourselves into that cuddle
focus we're gonna cuddle some and then
once once we feel like we've got it we
will tell you we've got it and then you
let us know okay if we're right by
showing us the actual cuddle pose okay
good luck are you ready yes what is it
called the first pose is called the baby
bear the baby bear maybe got to make a
decision who's gonna be the baby bear
who's gonna be the mama bear hey well it
could be the daddy bear you don't know
mama bear baby bear I think would be
more convincing if you're the baby bear
okay well I know that baby bears nurse
mama bear what do you want to nurse me
though don't just close your close your
legs uh-huh why are you getting on that
side you should be nursing me this way
well
nursing me however you want man I'm just
a mama bear I guess I'm just minding my
own mama business I think but I feel
like I have to give you something I
think I'm just like hey I don't think
the head would get this close to this
region just just from a professional
standpoint definitely not the first one
well what do you think this I got
nipples man just nurse me oh that's how
we're bare knuckles are bare no bears
are very ripples are down here so just
just place your head right here let me
this your final pose this is it not that
is an excellent pose that is not baby
bear oh there's a baby there's a baby
bear in front of us it's being straddled
by one of them is me and I was the baby
bear and Fay my colleague was the mama
bear this is it and maybe a caress or
maybe a hug or squeeze with consent all
right so that is the baby bear it all
right what's the next one so the next
one is more advanced no it's called the
pretzel oh there's gonna be a lot of
intertwining the pretzel um I think this
might be I think it might be legs two
legs how can we get as tangled up as
possible that's that's really just I
don't I don't want to face you why not
just you just be more comfortable with
this man that's like let's just get okay
and then our I can this it these are
like wrestling moves right great create
like a great like two holes and I'll
just come through up and then we're
gonna oh never gonna so a lot of people
come to cuddle sanctuary because it's
enjoyable and relaxing so are you
feeling enjoyment and relaxation yes I
feel good I'm stretching a little bit
alright then this is the pose it sounds
like this is your final this is our
pretzel it's absolutely not a pretzel
okay oh all right oh no whoa whoa whoa
there's a lot going on it - whose head
goes with whose body you know so I'm
gonna guide you through it until one of
you is sitting up you be the setup guy
for this time okay I want to be
and have your back sort of yeah there
you go right so the other party is
facing so so if I weren't about to go
into it I would be facing so your legs
are facing this way get up stand up your
legs are straight straight straight
straight and together there you go okay
now you're gonna have a seat with one
leg behind and one leg in front cuz
you're gonna hug your buddy with him I
want to be in the back it's gonna be
great for you oh whatever I have a
secret not no and I wait put your butt
over there but over at you but you're
sideways you're sideways this legs in
front you're sideways give each other a
hug turn your body this way very hug
hugging the pretzel ladies and gentlemen
is it comfortable
it takes getting used to I'm sure we'll
get better at it alright what's next the
final pose is actually a beginner pose
good it is called the zipper well we got
zippers on these onesies yeah letting
you in I've got a whole zipper bag here
that flaps this whole part now not the
zipper the zipper to me it would be
something where you were like if you
have one person who's like this being
zipped I'm like I think your two halves
of a zipper oh yes so I think you would
be like facing each other and all and
all your limbs would be like the pieces
of the zipper but you're open your legs
interestingly I call this position pasta
but it is not the zipper oh you didn't
say pasta I did not so the zipper is
you're lying on your backs like that
picture I was closer it frightened I
recommend for your comfort you each have
a pillow and then arms are linked with
consent check in with each other is it
okay if we link our may we link arms
excellent and then once one person's leg
is over the other with consent it looks
like you're good to go
and if you can envision like ten people
doing this we'd be like Oh their arms
are like Oh like a whole like just a
whole room magnets that happens at the
cuddle section where yeah we're a
variant we're friends well Jean thanks
for teaching us these cuddle poses I
can't say we're going to apply them
together we will we'll talk to our wives
about that no actually we are going to
apply them right now make sure to click
through for the next part of this
episode we are going to put what we've
learned to the altar
test cuddling in a bed of cockroaches
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