Tyler: Ladies and gentlemen handsome boys and beautiful girl, welcome to another episode of,
[Incoherent intro to game]
Tyler: This week we got a hockey face off, let's see who the announcer is Here it's gonna -
Announcer for this face off is...😎
Cory: Okay Okay
Competitor number one...
Tyler: Tanks bro
And competitor number two is..
Tyler: Am I reading that right? Cory: No that's not right.
Others: No way! Tyler: Get in here
Tyler: Ladies and gentlemen assume your role!
Cory: Yo man, my name is Jim Schorts, I'm from the great island of Yamaica.
Tyler: What from Yamaica? Are you half Spanish?
Cory: It's not Jamaica,
see my accent is from a main land slightly off the coast of more famous, Jamaica.
I'm not from Jamaica. (Other guy: Go look that up on a map actually) I'm from Yamaica.
*Maraca rattle* YAMAICA! Tyler: Yah ah Yamaica.
Cory: Welcome to the hockey face off,
If you didn't hear me, my name is Jim Schorts. My hair is long and my shorts are short here we go
*Crickets* Tyler: Wow that was good Jim, come up with that on your own?
Cory: Contestants please announce yourselves, and list out how much experience you have.
Ty: Thank you, What's your name?
Cory: Jim Schorts! My hair is long (Ty: I know, how could I-) And my shorts are short!
Ty: How could I forget, Jim.
Uh, I'm Ty, I'm from uh Plano Texas. I would say I've got a year and a half to two years of roller hockey experience.
Cory: *Shakes maraca* What about you over here?
Tim: So Jim, I'm Tim. (Cory: OOHHH I LIKE YOU ALREADY!)
Cory: No, I don't recognize you from the videos. Why do we know you?
Tim: Uh I'm one of the editors for dude perfect.
Cory: Okay, how much experience do you have?
More or less than two years?
Tim: Uh a little bit more, 17 years of competitive ice hockey experience.
Cory: Okay I'm not a mathematician, but I think my odds are going to this Tim man.
*maraca shakes* Tim: Thanks dude.
Cory: TIM AND JIM!
Ty: Aren't you supposed to be non biased? (Cory: I am not biased) But you just said your- what?
Cory: In our first competition today, we are going to knock out........$
But four targets from the goal. We call it the sharp shooter challenge. Let's get up in it. (Ty: Sharp)
Tyler, let's get this started. You'll know when to go, when I say I [unintelligible] Shot the pucks!
Over three, C'mon Tyler!
OOHHH! My new friend Tyler. Tyler, Tyler, Tyler. I thought you were going to do better!
Ty: I know! I thought I was gonna do better!
Cory: There were four targets on that goal. *sigh*
Ty: Jim- (Cory: I'm must say-) It wasn't good, It wasn't good.F###...
Cory: We have a word in my country, disappointed. (Ty: No we say that-) And that's how I feel right now.
Cory: I am disappointed (Ty: That's a world wide adjective) We're moving on to Tim,
Here we go. Let's go
OOHH! My new friend Tim man. (Tim: Sup Jim) Jim and Tim! Buddies for life!
Cory: Tim I need you to get more than two man, our good friend Tyler, he got two.
I need you to get more than two, so that we will lift up the name of Jim and Tim.
Tim: Oh okay, I don't know about the name of Jim and Tim but.. (Jim: Jim and Tim! we are even I do not care for him)
Cory: You will know when to start!
Shoot the pucks!
*siren* Cory: I am unbiased. I am not excited. (Ty: No you're super biased!) I am not excited.
Ty: You came here celebrating for him! (Cory: No!)
Cory: You are thinking of somebody else. (Ty: Who was I thinking of?) My hair is long, and my shorts are short.
Cory: I am not short of breath, I am simply excited to see a good performance.
Tim: Honestly I was kinda- disappointed, That word you used- (Cory: Yeah!) I was disappointed in myself.
(Cory: here he comes) Ty: Oh yeah I should've got all four in four shots! I'm so disa- face wash, face wash face-
Cory: Hey no fighting yet! There is no fighting in hockey. There is no fighting in hockey in Yamaica!
*Hockey stick drops*
*ding ding ding* Cory: NO, NO NO!
Break it up, break it up. What is- what is happening?
Cory: Alright man, and man (Ty: Nice) In my country we have a game called Jim.
It is essentially like pig, where you call your shot and then you have to hit it.
(Tim: Alright) Cory: We're going to play that now, and let me remind you,
we're doing two out of three competitions
Tim, if you win,
Ty, you go home.
LET'S DO IT! (Tim: Alright)
Cory: Tyler it is your first shot. You have my blessing, kind of, I like Tim more.
Ty: YEEEEAAAAAHH! Come-on
THERE'S STILL HOPE!
THERE'S STILL HOPE!
Cory: You've been my favorite the whole time! (Ty: AH NO WAY!)
Both: Jim and Ty! Jim and Ty! Jim and Ty!
Cory: Tim must try and make the shot, if he misses it, he gets a J.
Ty: WOOAAHH HA HA!
Cory: Oh my goodness! (Ty: YEAH!) I cannot tell you how surprised I am! (Ty: I- Me too, me too)
Cory: I have to say i'm disappointed. Again that's like sad in my country (Ty: Oh, I know)
Cory: Well I'm disappointed for my friend Tim (Ty: I thought it was was Ty and Jim?)
Cory: No I've always been with Tim. (Ty: Are you kidding?)
Cory: Jim and Tim! (Tim: I'm so confused) Jim and Tim!
Ty: Are you familiar with confused?
Cory: I don't know what that means. What is your next shot?
Ty: This is the pancake shot yeah. (Cory: The pancake shot!)
Ty: Flip and catch
*ding* OOOHH! That's how it's done Jimmy! (Cory: HE DID IT!)
(Ty: YEEAAHH HAHA!) Cory: He's always been my favorite!
Cory: You can do it! Time to flip the pancake.
*ding* Cory: OOOHHHH MAN!
(Ty: Your turn)
Cory: In my country we call that even steven.
Tim: This one's inspired by my home state. This one's called the Michigan. Top cheese.
Ty: Top cheese?
*victory noise* Cory: OOOOOHHHHHH! Ya hu man
Cory: Tim I love him like a brother! Always have, always will. He's my favorite.
*fail noise* Ty: DAMMIT!
Tim: So back hand, right boost
Ty: YEAH! Yeah!
Round the world.
Cory: My best friend!
He's my best friend.