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THANK YOU VERY MUCH, LOTS TO TALK ABOUT IN

THE NEWS.

LET'S GET RIGHT INTO IT NOW AS YOU KNOW THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF

SPECULATION ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT FORMER VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN

WILL DECLARE HIMSELF A CANDIDATE FOR THE PRESIDENCY.

WELL, DURING A SPEECH AT A FUNDRAISER THIS ECK WOULD END

BIDEN SEEMED TO ACCIDENTALLY REVEAL THAT HE DOES IN FACT

INTEND TO RUN.

TAKE A LOOK.

>> I AM THE MOST PROGRESSIVE RECORD OF ANYBODY RUNNING FOR

THE UNITED-- OF ANYBODY WHO WOULD RUN.

(APPLAUSE).

>> James: SO WHEN BIDEN FINALLY MAKES HIS FORMAL

ANNOUNCEMENT, JUST EVERYONE BE SURE TO ACT SUR

PLIES-- SURPRISED.

BIDEN BLEW HIS BIG SECRET, EVEN WORSE A FEW MINUTES LATER HE

INTRODUCED BREUSES WAYNE AS MY GOOD FRIEND BATMAN.

(LAUGHTER) SHORTLY AFTER THAT DONALD TRUMP

WEIGHED IN ON TWITTER BECAUSE OF COURSE HE DID.

(LAUGHTER) HE WROTE JOE BIDEN GOT TONGUE

TIED OVER THE WEEKEND WHEN HE WAS UNABLE TO PROPERLY DELIVER A

VERY SIMPLE LINE ABOUT HIS DECISION TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT.

GET USED TO IT, ANOTHER LOW IQ INDIVIDUAL.

ANOTHER LOW IQ INDIVIDUAL. IT'S ALMOST LAKE THE PRESIDENT IS

DESPERATE TO PROVE HE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE OUT THERE.

(LAUGHTER) HERE'S-- HANG ON.

DONALD TRUMP IS CRITICIZING JOE BIDEN FOR BEING UNABLE TO

PROPERLY DELIVER A VERY SIMPLE LINE.

HAVE WE ALL FORGOTTEN THAT TIME WHEN TRUMP TRIED TO SAY

VENEZUELA.

>> VENEZUELAN.

>> VENEZUELA.

>> THEY ARE RISKING THEIR LIVES AND VENEZUELANS --

>> James: MOVING ON WE WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT.

THIS THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE IN BROWARD COUNTY, FLORIDA,

RECENTLY ANNOUNCED THEIR NEWEST DEPUTY FORMER BASKETBALL STAR

SHAQUILLE O'NEAL.

YEAH, I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT SHAQ IS GOING TO BE DOING.

I THINK WE CAN RULE OUT WORKING UNDERCOVER.

(LAUGHTER) BUT IT IS, IT IS OFFICIAL, SHAQ

IS NOW THE LONG ARM OF THE LAW.

YOU KNOW, AND ALSO THE LONG LEGS, HUGE TORSO, ENORMOUS FEET,

GIANT HANDS.

I DON'T KNOW IF SHAQ IS ANY GOOD AT SOLVING CRIMES.

HE CAN DEFINITELY GET YOUR CAT OUT OF A TREE, NO PROBLEM.

(LAUGHTER) LEER'S AN INTERESTING STORY FROM

CHINA.

A MAN ROBBED A WOMAN AT KNIFE POINT WHO HAD JUST WITHDRAWN

MONEY FROM THE ATP BUT THEN DECIDED TO RETURN THE MONEY

AFTER HE SAW THAT HER BANK ACCOUNT BALANCE WAS ZERO.

IT IS A TRULY HEARTWARMING STORY.

(LAUGHTER) OTHER THAN THE PART WHERE HE

ROBS A WOMAN AT KNIFE POINT.

HE GAVE THE MONEY BACK.

BASICALLY THE ROBBER WAS LIKE I DON'T DO THIS FOR MONEY, IT'S

JUST A PASSION OF MINE.

HERE'S STORY FROM GERMANY.

AT THE BERLIN AIRPORT RECENTLY A MAN ATTEMPTED TO SMUGGLE THREE

RARE ENDANGERED TORTOISES INTO THE COUNTRY BY PUTTING THEM IN A

PASTRY BOX.

HERE SLT ACTUAL BOX HERE.

NOW IT WAS UNCOMFORTABLE FOR EVERYONE, ESPECIALLY THE BAGGAGE

HANDLER WHO HAD ALREADY EATEN TWO OF THE TORTOISES.

(LAUGHTER) NOT REALLY, IT'S A JOKE.

THAT IS WHAT WE DO.

WE TAKE THE STORY,-- (LAUGHTER)

WE TAKE THE STORY AND THEN TRY AND COME UP WITH A FUNNY ANGLE

ON IT.

I WILL BE HONEST, NOT ALWAYS FUNNY, BUT DPT BE TOO ALARMED.

HE DIDN'T EAT THE TORTOISES.

ONCE THE SMUGGLER WAS CAUGHT, HE DUMPED THE BOX OF TORTOISE T WAS

LIKE GUYS, WE'VE BEEN BUSTED, RUN.

COME ON!

AND FINALLY, HERE'S A CRAZY STORY FROM BAMENT MORE.

A MAN RECENTLY-- FROM BALTIMORE A MAN RECENTLY ROBBED A

CONVENIENCE STORE USING A FAIRLY UNUSUAL DISGUISE.

HE WAS DRETIONED, YOU KNOW, WE WILL JUST HAVE THE POLICE

SPOKESPERSON TELL YOU.

>> THE DETAILS ON THE CALL NOTED THAT THE SUSPECT WAS DRESSED AS

A UNICORN AND HAD A SNOWBALL AS A WEAPON, INVOLVED IN THE CRIME.

>> James: HERE IS THE THING ABOUT UNICORNS, THEY WILL NOT

ONLY ROB YOU, THEY DON'T GIVE A [BLEEP] HOW MUCH MONEY IS LEFT

IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

THE UNICORN APPARENTLY STOLE CASH AND CIGARETTES.

SO AT LEAST NOW WE KNOW WHAT UNICORNS EAT, YOU KNOW?

THE UNICORN ESCAPED BUT WAS LATER CAUGHT, LUCKILY WITNESSES

WERE ABLE TO PICK HIM OUT OF THE POLICE LINE-UP.

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