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ALL THE WAY DOWN AT THE END.

- MM-HMM.

- YOU HAVE YOUR OWN ATTACHED BATHROOM, BY THE WAY.

OH, UM, HERE'S ONE OF OUR BEST RESEARCHERS.

DICK? - HEY.

- AH, HELLO THERE.

[dramatic music] WHAT'S UP, DUDE?

GLAD TO SEE THERE'S ANOTHER BROTHER

IN THIS STUFFY PLACE.

- SO, UH, THIS IS GONNA BE YOUR ASSISTANT, GENEVIEVE.

[dramatic music] - WHAT IS THIS?

- IT'S THE SHINING, MAN.

ALL BLACK PEOPLE HAVE THE SHINING.

YOU NEVER SHINED WITH ANOTHER BLACK PERSON BEFORE?

- NO, I GREW UP

IN A WHITE NEIGHBORHOOD AND THEN WENT TO DARTMOUTH.

I'VE MET OTHER BLACK PEOPLE BEFORE,

BUT NOT LIKE THIS.

- YOU GOTTA GET SHINED AT BY ANOTHER BLACK PERSON FIRST,

AND THEN YOU GET IT. IT'S KINDA LIKE FACEBOOK.

[dramatic music] - WHAT UP, DUDES?

- SO EVERY BLACK PERSON HAS THIS?

IS KOBE LISTENING?

- [voice of Kobe Bryant] YO, WHAT UP?

- WOW! DENZEL WASHINGTON?

- [voice of Denzel Washington] I'M HERE, I'M PRESENT,

AND I WILL ALWAYS BE AROUND.

- LIL JON?

- [voice of Lil Jon] YEAH!

- [voice of Barack Obama] EXCUSE ME, LIL JON.

WELCOME, RAY.

I'M GLAD TO HAVE YOU ON BOARD.

- OH, [bleep]! WHAT'S UP, BARACK OBAMA?

AHEM!

[chuckles]

WOULDN'T THAT BE SOMETHING IF BARACK OBAMA JUST SHOWED UP?

- YOUR START-UP PAPERWORK'S RIGHT OVER HERE.

[dramatic music] - MAN, YOU GOTTA BE

MORE CAREFUL.

LEARN TO USE THE SHINING.

TUNE IN AND OUT OF IT. OTHERWISE,

YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SORT OUT WHO'S TALKING.

- AND I'M SICK OF THESE GODDAMN SNAKES...

- JUST GIVE ME THE BASKETBALL!

- ON THIS GODDAMN PLANE!

- HERE, YO, COCO, WHAT YOU WANT TO DRINK, GIRL?

- LEO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- DRINK SOME COLT 45 MALT LIQUOR.

[overlapping voices] - WOMEN DIG CHOCOLATE!

- IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

[dramatic music] - RAY!

LISTEN FOR MORGAN. MORGAN FREEMAN.

HE WILL GUIDE YOU.

- [voice of Morgan Freeman] LISTEN TO MY VOICE, RAY.

NOW, JUST STAY CALM AND FOCUS ON THAT WHITE MAN.

- [exhales]

EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE OKAY.

- ONCE YOU FINISH UP THIS PAPERWORK,

BRING IT TO JENNIFER IN MY OFFICE.

- [voice of Morgan Freeman] NOW, PICK UP THAT LETTER OPENER,

AND KILL THAT WHITE MAN.

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