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Weve all felt it.

That desperate, cloying urge to escape.

That semi-primal need to flee our home country and all its madness and never look back, and

instead devote ourselves to relaxing on distant beaches / becoming a kung fu master (its

a tough call).

And weve also all felt its accompanying feeling: that sad realization that our dreams

are but beautiful illusions, and cruel, cruel reality is gonna drag us kicking and screaming

back into its stifling embrace any minute.

Or is it?

While moving abroad permanently may not be the easiest thing in the world, its also

not as hard as it at first appears.

In some countries, gaining residency is so easy that pieces of cake and falling off logs

look fiendishly complicated by comparison.

Desperate to escape the madness of Washington or the reaching claws of the IRS?

Heres where you should go.

(Quick note: were assuming nobody reading this is filthy rich, so weve excluded countries

that allow you to buy citizenship for exorbitant funds.

But, if youre interested, the cheapest of them all is the Seychelles at $12,500 USD.)

10.

Ecuador

A land of boiling volcanoes, soaring mountain peaks, and old pastel colored colonial towns,

Ecuador is exactly the sort of over-romanticized stereotype of Latin America youve always

secretly held in your head.

Its got beaches.

Islands.

Mayan ruins.

An adorably underperforming soccer team.

Its got a remarkably low cost of living, and the US dollar as a currency.

Sounds great, huh?

Well, get this.

This little slice of south of the border paradise could be your new home for as little as $800

per month.

Thats not costs you gotta pay out.

Thats all the income you have to prove you have in order to move to Ecuador.

Technically, this is a requirement for Ecuadors pensioner visa, not a general one.

However, Ecuador doesnt set minimum age requirements on pensioner visas, and those

claiming them dont need to even prove they have a pension.

Youve just gotta show that $800 will be landing in your bank account every single

month for perpetuity and youre in.

This kinda begs the questions as to why they call it apensioner visa’, but who are

we to argue?

The low requirement means people with trust funds, compensation pay outs, royalties, and

cuts from banking heists are all able to net an easy visa (probably, dont quote us on

that last one).

9.

Austria

First things first: Austria is not an option for those who like their homes nice and cheap.

The former seat of Habsburg imperial power, Austria is a tiny country that operates a

whole lot like a hipster crafts store: small, fascinating to look at, and so expensive you

will have to sell at least three organs before you can afford to be there.

Yet Austria does have one thing a hipster store doesnt have (ok, most hipster stores

also dont have Vienna, or Salzburg, or the Alps, oryknow what?

Just let us run with this).

According to The Telegraph, Austria offers over 10 different types of residence permits.

The best part?

Absolutely none of them require any form of inward investment.

The bad news is that you need to apply for your residence card abroad (i.e. not in Austria).

The good news is this doesnt apply to EU citizens or Americans.

If youre an American, you can just get a D-Visa, giving you up to 6 monthsleave

to stay in the country, then go to Austria, secure a job/wife, and then apply for a proper

residence visa.

Just remember to smile smugly at all those struggling Canadians and Australians as you

waltz your way to the front of the immigration line.

8.

Belgium

Germanys go-to country to invade after Poland, tiny Belgium is one of northern Europes

tiniest states.

Slightly smaller than Maryland, it boasts a whole lotta flat and a whole lotta roads.

On the other hand, it also has some of the most attractive small towns on the continent,

not to mention some of the tastiest beer (ha, suck it, Maryland).

Its also fairly easy to get long-term residency.

The one thing you have to do?

Get a job.

Yeah, we know.

Easier said than done, especially when your CV has Professional Procrastinator listed

undermost recent role.”

But heres the thing.

Many countries in Europe arent cool at the moment with you taking jobs away from

locals.

In Belgium, not only will they let you apply for work as an outsider, theyll then offer

you a residency permit after just two weeks of employment.

This isnt a permanent residency permit, understand, but its certainly a step in

the right direction.

All you gotta do next is hold onto your job for long enough (it varies by region), and

youll be laughing all the way to the Belgian citizenship test.

The only downside is you need to actually be employable for this plan to work, which

certainly disqualifies us.

7.

Paraguay

Nothing could be simpler than getting residency in Paraguay.

Probably thanks to its terminal obscurity, the government seems desperate to get as many

people into the landlocked South American nation as possible.

As a result, theres only one hard and fast requirement.

You need to deposit money in a Paraguayan bank.

A small amount wont do, but you dont have to go too big.

Around 35 times the monthly minimum wage is the accepted sum (between $4,500-$5,500 USD).

Once youve done that, Paraguay is your oyster.

Of course, whether that oyster contains a pearl or just a lump of grit depends heavily

on what youre looking for in your new home.

Paraguay is so obscure that it has neighbors who have never heard of it.

Try telling the average American youre moving to Paraguay, and theyll assume youve

mispronounced Uruguay (who are we kidding?

Theyll think youve mispronounced New Jersey).

Of the 6 million or so people who live there, at least half of them probably pretend theyre

from Argentina.

Its a poor, underdeveloped country surrounded by bigger, way more developed countries.

Still, at least its cheap.

6.

Canada

Like the hippy younger sibling to Americas hard-working grownup, Canada always takes

a contrary liberal stance to the USA.

That includes on immigration.

While America is currently experimenting with making immigration as unattractive as possible,

Canada is casting its arms open wide to the surrounding world.

Luckily, that includes to you, provided you can prove youre worth having.

Canadas immigration rules run the gamut from excessively liberal to utterly draconian,

depending entirely on how skilled you are.

For those with the skills or education level that Canada needs, theres an express entry

program thats so swift, it probably amounts to kidnapping.

You fill in an online form, which assigns you points for stuff like education level,

industries worked in, and whether you are both able to speak French, and willing to

put with living in Quebec (of course were kidding, Quebecers.

Just look at the city you guys get to call your capital!).

If you hit a high score on these, plus other stuff like whether you studied in Canada or

have Canadian relatives, youre probably in.

All you gotta do next is pony up about $500 CAD ($390 in real dollars).

But what if youre an uneducated, unwashed slob?

Well, there may be hope.

Canada has one of the highest proportions of foreign-born citizens in the OECD.

Why shouldnt they take you too?

5.

Belize

An English-speaking nation in Central America, complete with ultra-low cost of living and

the sort of beaches youd expect to see young David Hasselhoff running down in slow

motion?

Yeah, this is an actual Place That Exists, and its name is Belize.

Wedged awkwardly between Mexico and Guatemala, this pint-sized slice of paradise is barely

larger than Wales, and comes with a population smaller than Bakersfield, California, with

the added advantage that its not actually Bakersfield, California.

So, whats the trick to setting up shop in this land of palm trees and crystal waters?

Thats the best part.

You can apply for permanent residency in Belize after only a year there.

To stay there for a year, all you have to do is arrive on a 30-day tourist visa, and

keep renewing it every 30 days.

When you hit the 50 week mark, pay $1,000 and, after jumping through some bureaucratic

hoops, you should be in.

Just be careful of the requirement some departments have that you leave the country for two weeks

every 6 months.

Doing so will reset your year-long countdown.

4.

Nicaragua

It might be a shock for those who remember 1980s Nicaragua as a place of leftist coups,

civil wars and rightwing Contras, but Nicaragua is gorgeous.

Nah, seriously.

Just check out these pictures.

It kinda looks like someone got hold of some leftover bits of paradise God had lying around,

tossed them altogether in a big celestial bowl, and scattered the results between two

pristine coastlines.

Provided you can ignore the politics, Nicaragua is the place you always wanted to go home

to.

So, now weve sold you on the whole idea, weve got some awesome news.

Nicaragua runs a retirement program, just like Ecuador.

And, just like Ecuador, they take their own entry requirements with a pinch of salt.

Provided you can prove an income of $600 a month, you neither have to be old nor, technically,

retired.

While most countries dont let those on retirement visas to work, Nicaraguas government

defines work so loosely you kinda wonder why they bother at all.

If you open a restaurant or small hotel, they dont define it as work.

If you get an income working digitally for a non-Nicaraguan company, they dont define

it as work.

Wait, what?

Sowe guess that would include internet list writing?

Huh.

If you scroll down and the rest of the article is just gifs of us kicking back on golden

beaches, youll know whats happened.

3.

Panama

Ah, dang, were still here.

Well, we guess we should tell you about Panama, then.

Technically an independent part of Central America, but in reality looking and feeling

like a part of Florida that broke off and floated south, Panama is moving abroad for

those who dont want the hassle and inconvenience that moving abroad usually entails.

Its safe, well developed, a lot of people speak English, and it uses the US dollar.

Know what else?

Practically anyone can move there with effectively zero effort.

Most Americans that head to Panama do so on the retiree visa, which gives holders massive

discounts on a ton of stuff, while only requiring a monthly income of $1,000.

But the residency visa for younger workers is almost equally good.

Basically, all you gotta do is deposit $5,000 in a Panamanian bank.

Then, if you come from one of 47friendly countries’ (yeah, that includes USA, Canada,

UK, New Zealand, Austria, and the EU), you can get the Friendly Nations Visa.

All you need is to find a job or open a business in Panama and youve got long-term residency.

Just beware that a load of people who get this visa are using it as a massive tax dodge.

2.

Mexico

Nothing could be easier than getting permanent leave to remain in Mexico.

No, really.

Just rock up to the airport/border, and ask to buy an FMM visa.

Provided you dont intend to do any work, the FMM visa allows you to remain in Mexico

for 6 months.

At that point, you can renew it for another 6 months.

Then renew it again.

And again.

And again, and so on until you finally drop dead.

How much does this marvelous, life-changing visa cost?

The princely sum ofum, $21.

Thats a lay out of $42 a year to legally kick back in a country of pristine beaches,

world class cities, gorgeous colonial towns, and mountain scenery like something out of

a dream.

Sure, youre probably gonna need an income to go along with that, but fear not!

There are roughly a bazillion Mexican temporary residency visas you can cheaply upgrade to,

including some designed for artists, sports players, scientists and retirees.

All of which just leaves one thing to discuss: the drugs.

Yeah, Mexico is in quite a grim place at the moment, with the Drug War having killed tens

of thousands in the last decade.

Whether you think the risk is worth it is up to you; not everywhere is affected, and

some towns are essentially drug-violence free.

Just maybe make sure not to do any drugs while youre there, huh?

1.

Svalbard (Norway)

Say whaaaat?

Youre telling us that Norway is the easiest country on Earth to move to?

The same Norway that requires those who want permanent residencynot even citizenship

to study Norwegian for 250 hours and complete 50 hours ofsocial studies’?

That Norway?

Well, actually buddy, no.

Not quite.

The archipelago of Svalbard (pop: 2,642) is indeed part of Norway, but in the same way

that Puerto Rico is part of the US, or Greenland is part of Denmark.

A whole lot of important things have been devolved to the Svalbard administration in

Longyearbyen, from gun control, to environmental issues, to emergency services, and the issuing

of marriage certificates.

One of the things that has been devolved is immigration, and Svalbard works on a very

different system to Norway.

There is no visa regime on Svalbard at all.

Literally anyone can move there and settle down without the need for a permit.

The only thing you need to prove is that you have sufficient funds to support yourself

after moving there.

This is important, because Svalbard is cold.

Closer to the North Pole than it is to mainland Norway (itself a very cold country), Svalbard

is both freezing and utterly remote.

Its over a thousand miles to the mainland, winters take place in permanent darkness,

and hungry polar bears prowl the streets.

To cut down on polar bear attacks, unemployment and homelessness are literally illegal, and

retirees are deported if theyre considered a drain on society.

But hey, at least its not your home country, right?

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